The evening world. Newspaper, May 1, 1920, Page 12

4 bull-fighter music and they are ‘AQnxivus taat “Anxious” be advised ut the ditty. I. Brown states that gong’s title is “The Spaniard Who d My Life” and it is published T, B. Harms. Al Jolson sang it dead|at the Belmont. 3 i, jt ‘Wednesday evening. —— ee a Perry ‘Treatre Guild for the role of “ , wolf ve | the summer. : colarla . jupporters of our candidacy for President on the Limerick ticket are bobbing up on all sides. To-day we have a letter from Alexander 8. Book, who says he and his wife are for us, That's fine, since we are badly in need [==] of @ pair of Sock supporters, Joseph Bitt writes us that he has seven tiny ehildren, all of whom will work for us, Again we say that’s fine. Every little Bitt helps, you know. Then there's Branch Publicity Director Irwin of films. He hastens to assure us our candidacy is meeting favor with Sessue Hayakawa, Otis Skinner, | Bessie Bairiscale, Pauline Frederick, | Jorie and Martin Johnson. Seems to us ‘we've heard of several of these people but we can’t just place them. How ever, (we welcome them into the fold and will permit each to send us we will let you send than $200—possibly a cranberry pie. The trick rhyme: There was a young lady named Crew, Whom Moe owed @ dgliar or two, Said she: “Look here, Moe! You hand me that dough, Or I'll get @ lawyer and— gai” in Strindberg’s “Dance of Death,’ to be played May 9, Charles BE. Bray has gone to San Francisco to be General Western Rep resentative of the Martin Beck vaude- ville interests. A man named Hugh Frank Bacon last night saying he had scen “Lightnin’” eleven times. Looks like this show ought to be a winner, { John Golden never has a good um-| brella, He buys and gets plenty but ptt pene 4 breaks them trying new in his office. | ‘The at Brighton Beach, will open on Monday | afternoon, May 17. It will offer high | class vaudeville, as usual. : Evelyn Hubbell has offered a silver | cup as the prize in an eccentric fox| thot contest at Terrace NCO | Palace, Tuesdny night, for couples! award. Cooper wrote Hall, Chicago di to visit New York in August with an armful of good plays. Ray Dooley and Bddie Dorling, .|mow on tour with the “Follies,” will appear under the Ziegfeld manage- = another season. her company reach thet ey in ‘The film version will be acted by the same cast now appearing ‘The jeatre Guild, which is gr- | senting “Jane Clegg” at the Garrick, announces that there will be no raise to $5 « seat at that house. | Arthur Row has been e: to appear as the Merch Hare in “Alice | nderiand.” He was in “Richard | recently, ‘We have been advieed that Jack! Gcannell of “The Night Boat” is hald- | i Rome 0 pee | Carrette has a fly-mwatting in “Oh, Henry,” opening at the 260th performance of “The Gold zy ag Siven to-day at the ea iriam Collins of “Lassie” has two has been engaged by A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘The bullet shot at our orleans on the rival sheet hit his skull an’ nced off. We're not surprised. | hou ‘Wellsville Optic. FOOLISHMENT. Listen, dearest, are you crazy? Sure, Iam! Is it true you're getting lazy? Bure, 1am! Well, don't worry, little Sweetie, Tho’ you're growing fat. and meatic, Lodge will always block the treaty, Bure, Iam! FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “| always keep a step-ladder in my . | sleeping room.” “Why?” “Bo a get up in the morning.” ——__— | Soft Answer in Swedish. i PRETTY young Swede and an American girl were crossing the ENlipse, regardiess of a let- tered warning to keep off the grass. | A bicycle policeman wheeled up to ask if they couldn't see the sign, whereupon the American whispered t: the other to answer him in Swedish ‘The little foreigner burst forth in excitedly mystifying language and the other girl chipped in with the few words of her own acquired stock. Realizing the impossibility of en- forcing the law on two young and at- tractive aliens, the officer not only Permitted them the right of way but toolg the trouble to point out the Monument, Government baiidings and like public vi When whe got the chance the American girl asked her friend what she had- said to the policoman—and that upholder of the law may be in- terested in the answer. “I was #0 nervous that all I could think of wae the Lord’s Prayer. And 1 gave tt to him trom atprtto finien.” MARY'S Teacler Tens ME THAT SHE BRINGS GUM Ta schoo Every DAY — You ve WEEN GIVING HER T60 MANY PENNIES SAY'~ CAN Y'HELR, US OUT Ma-at a movie outrit! L WONDER WHY HE'S STOPPING Me?) MAYBE ILL GET IN LITTLE MARY MIXUP ONLY Five CENTS A- week For “RUNNING ERRANDS cate * = = eo syn aa LEAVE IT TO LOU Quit Eatin’ THaT ic& AN' COME ova HERE THIS MINUTE —IM GONNA TELL You A STORY 2 ote Ea HERE 2 ONE OF THE ACTORS DIDN'T SHOW UP ~ 1 JusT WANT YOU “To DRIVE PAST “THE CAMERA with “THE YOUNG LADY IN YourR car! ONLY “TAKE A MINUTE! Ae Bor Har s WHERE ste on ween, T ie CUT ofe HER NTTLE = STiPenD WwONTH UPON A TIME THERE waATH A LIL DOG WHAT ATE THO MUCH Ice THAT HE—— “Tat BABY DOLLS {tt SAY I'D DRIVE HER Yew ~ i'm wan’ my cover © JEALOUS | HE SEES ME-RIDIN™ ALONG WITH “THIS FUNNY LOOKIN OLD DUCK, .AND. HE GETS FURIOUSLY ANGRY wit ME! Yer oncus 19 Gain’ To cuT You Any oP? Hes Goin’ “T cuT SOMETHIN’ OFF oF rer ¢ On-H- MARY ¢ You'Re con® Te cernr? I @uess “THEY CAN wart FoR THEIR ACTOR Mtl He 3S GoW’ To CuT oFF YouR STIPEND ® Wad PULLED 4 e. HAN. MICA Tell Us Where, Lou, We’ve Got Ambitious Ankles! — TURNEO INTO A KE BURG THAT BIG —