The evening world. Newspaper, April 29, 1920, Page 25

As THURSDAY, i This Means But, of Course, } Earn, Save APRIL 29, 1920 | Marry at 25 on $2,400? . ‘Sure,’ Advises Rich Man, Even in Expensive N. Y. a Bride Who Will Help to and Give. > By Marguerite Dean. Coprrizht, 1920, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Byening World.) 6s HE average man should be married by the time he is twenty-five. He shoul be ‘willing to begin his married life on as little as $2,400 @ year, even in New York. For if he wants to succeed, he fearn how to’ get money, hap to eave it, how to give it away— and the married man receives plenty of help in doing all three things!” Smiling, but entirely in earhést, Al- fred E. Marling, President of the New York Chamber of Commerce, thus elaborated his philosophy of the re- lation between marriage and success, “Get married!” Mr. Marling almost fervently implored the young men and women of the Columbia Univer- sity School of Business, whom he ad- dressed the other night at their first | annudl banquet. Now I personally do not agree with Mr. Marling, for I think the worst mistake a beginner in business can make is to marry and thereby write himself down the slave + of the job, the pay-envelope, the boss. Nevertheless, I am sure that all the ambitious and romantic young read- ers of The Evening World will be in- terested in the viewpoint of this suc- cessful New York financier, who himself married on a yearly income of $2,400 and who ts now President of the Horace 8. Ely and Co. real estate corporation, with offices at No. 31 Mar- ting, “plays a most important part in ‘® man’s success, because marriage ‘both steadies bi and spurs him. The home ‘ts the basis of our gooiety. The man with @ home, with a wife and \ittle baby for whom to work, will discover capabilities and possibilities ip himeelf of which he has ‘never dreamed, He wil discover what I | call ‘his input’—what has been put in | him, what in the last analysis deter- mines his output. f } “{¢ he is married, his oytiook on life will ®e saner and more balanced. He will bave in him a new quality of dependability. And he will be less selfish, leas self-centred, with some one besides himself to think about. He will be more of a man, and less of @ grouch, “As I tol those fineyyoung men and | women the other night, don’t put off marriage too long. The average man of twenty-five ought to be married, while it won't do any harm ff his wife js a year or two younger. As for the amount of money necessary to begin married Ife, it varies with the indi- viduals and the community in which ‘The bonus boosting politicians, the world—are men. they live. But in New York to-day 1 think any young man should be will- img to take a chance, matrimonially speaking, on $2400 a year. [ots of ‘em are doing it—lots are marrying on less, . “Such marriage of coursy presup- | eisaes will help a man to earn, to save to give. 1 think that from the said, and beginning of his business Iife a young ‘ man should make a point of giving away at least 10 per cent. of his in- come. Money is a good servant but @ bad master. If the hand is all the thme grasping, drawing {n, the mus- _ cles will become atrophied in that po- sition and unable to expand—to give. I know plenty of rich men to New York who literally cannot give away their money, because they have never trained themselves to do so. They remind me of that epitaph: ‘He was born a man and died «a merchant.’ “The truly successful man,” Mr. Marling summed up, “has learned how to make a life, as well as how to make a living. He has cultivated some hobby along with his business. He has made friends—lots of them. He has acquired. a cheerfully opti- mistic viewpoint—the ability to meet ever. bad luck with a smile. And—he bas married.” Then the President of the New York Chamber of Commerce gave me what he calls the “Seven Golden Keys to Success’—seven golden bits of wisdom. Here they are, with the authors: EDWARD EVERETT HALE. “Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time. Some people bear three—al] they have had, all they have now and all they expect to have.” JAMES 4 HILL. “Energy, system, perseveran } —these are the great componen of success in a young man’s life. and with them he js bound to succeed as well to-day as he ever succeeded. He must set a stand- ard of achievement he must make up hig mind what he is going to do in the world, and then keep fighting for this standard,” DR. JOHNSON. “"Tie better to live rich than to die rich.” DAVID STARR JORDAN. “Wisdom is knowing what to do next, Skill is knowing how to do it, and’ virtue is doing it.” THEODORE ROOSEVELT, “Agressive fighting for the right is the greatest aport the world knows.” EMERSON. “Nothing great + wae ever achieved without enthusiam.” AELI. . “The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his op- portunity when it comes,” Maxine ood 4 Oyprright, 1920, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Boning World.) Suggestion for the apring bride: Betieve until it hurts! Marchal with their eye on the soldier vote, ust believe the boys all enlisted to save their country Cc, 0. D. = Why should any woman reason with a man when he hed so much rather she would pout and appeal to ‘his chivalry? "] The best sob sisters, the best naggers, the most iNogical creatures in From the number of trains brought in by commuters during the strike ts clear that Jerseymen are not too proud to “fire!” ‘The problem of where to live and how to pay rent for the next four years will be election in November. ‘settled for at least one American family after the Presidential ‘When a man is in love with his wife he considers any admission of the tact incompetent, irrelevant and immaterinl; when he isn’t in love with her, however, he is the Soul of Candor. blessed thought. oker face, Pow To the girl of to-day the charm their Histance—she doesn’t want them ‘There's nothing sure but death and taxes,” and in view of the present surenesa and size of the latter, the future inevitability of the former is a In the sex game man holds all the best cards, but woman hus the better of children varies as the square of ‘round! Fashion note: Overalls—that's all! ~ Women Who Would Appear Youthful Mast Reduce Superfluous Flesh By Pauline Furlong. Coprright, 1920, by Toe Prew Publishing Oo, (The New York Wrening World.) HE quick methods of reducmg {hi flesh to which most women re- sort are nelther safe nor bene- ficial, ag I have so often advised readers, In tho first place starva- tion methods of reducing, too strenu- ous exercises and medicines lower the vitality and greatly impair the Dealth, and no person can be rently 00g logking who does not enjoy so0d health, In the second place the flesh, . which has been of the layers of auperfivews fat bonosth it, M Jef looge and stringy, because the muscles have not been used and encouraged to build up, become strong, elastic and solid as nature intended they should be, The skin around the chin and .ck is usually the first to sag and be- come baggy, after one has lost con- siderable weight, and very persistent efforts must be put forth to help avercome this dread sign of old age. Exercises for the neck, which {n- clude turning, twisting ami bending it backward and then down on the chost, must be performed at conven!- ent intervals during the day and deep masmege, With « nouriahiag foe cream, neceseary harden and build up the soft muscios. the right sort of girl, who, as 1' re Ou (RY Beat It! by The Ree bain sf 1020, Pi ©, Now York Eventag World) Can ¥ FORGOT HIS UMBRELLA The garry Copyright, 1820, HB Jarr and Rangle families were all going to the movies together to one of the big moving picture theatres where they were showing a Good murder and divorce special fea- ture picture with an especial appeal to all the finer moral feelings. ‘A fine Musical programine would accompany ii, that everybody could talk through. For pictures must be seen in silence. Mr, Jarr and Mr, Rangle were being led off, in captivity to the evening’s enjoyment, following behind their wives and children, but being care- fully watched, lest they should escape, “Bet you the price of a pair of evening dress overajls that my wife will interrupt your’ wife and your wife will interrupt my wife when they start talking to each other about the children between the musical pro- €ramme items,” said Mr. Jarr in @ low tone. “Bet you better than that,” replied Mr. Rangle. “Bet you two home- made brew recipes against two tiokets to the ball game that neither will listen to what the other says at all", But neither took the other's offered wager. “Do you notice how our little Willie is growing and what an intelligent forehead he has?” remarked Mrs. Jarr to Mrs. Rangle as the party took their seats. “Ot course," continued Mrs. Jarr, “I Coli water applications and strong atum water, made from two table- spoonfuls of powdered alum and 4 pint of hot water, are beneficial skin tighteners and certainly aid mate- rially, in toning up (pose, sagging flesh. Let the alum solution stand over night and then strain it and always use very cold. Place it on the chin on @ large piece of absorbent cotton and tle-np with ganze, When the cotton dries out saturate again with the alum golution and use as often as convenient. Ice, crushed and placed in gauze, will encourage blood circulation and help harden soft ficah it rubbed on i Absorbent cot- ton may be dipped tn glycerine and gently patted on dark, sallow skin and over fine neck bleaches tbe skin and belps to gate fine lines, by The Press Publishing Oo, lines. This erage (Tae New York Erening World.) don’t believe in forcing children as young as Willie, but his progress at school is remarkable, although, in my opinion, what they teach children in school these ‘days is a pack of non- sense.” “My Johnnie has missed only two days at school!” replied Mrs. Ranglo. “Didn't you dear?” “Yes'm," said the little Rangte boy, “When the teacher sent me home be- cause I didn’t have no pocket hand- kerchief.” Mrs. Jarr smiled with enjoyment’ while Mrs, Rangle straightened her hopeful up with a resounding smack, g often have I told you not to bend that way?” she sald. “He pores over his books,” she added peevishly, “til he's getting a regular student's stoop!" “Look how your hair is crumpled!” exclaimed Mrs. Jarr, straightening the hair ribbon on her little girl, as Mrs, Rangle spoke to her offspring. “And, Willte, why didn't you tell me that the corner of your pocket was torn?” Saying this, Mrs, Jarr got a pin and commenced to fasten the boy’s torn pocket corner; then she said to Mrs. Rangle: “Yes, our little Emma knows her music peréectly, and can pluy all of her one-finger exercises. What do you think of that?" “My little Mary has a@ talent for painting,” said Mrs. Rangle. “She is never happy unless she is drawing pictures.’ Everybody says she has re- markable talent as an artist. Stop ohewing gum, Mary!" And Mrs, Rangle picked @ thread off her little girl's coat, “E think our Willie will be a civil emgineer, It pays so well, and he's crazy abavt machinery. Afen’t you gotng to be @ civil engineer, Wille, when you grow up?” “Naw” replied the boy be a robber!” “Doem't he take af + his father!” said Mrs. Rangte with acid interest. “Hey, this is no place for whispered Mr. Fangle uneasily to Mr, Jam; “womething’s going ty etastt” “I want to SS Must 1 TAKE IT BACK To HIM > | WANT TO COMPLIMENT ON THE HONESTY OF YOUR OFFICE Boy TTY Correct Hose for Short Skirts gree. STiTSH i ee Ve AVEO he TASTE IN THE SILK HOSE WITH HAND-EMBROIDERED CLOCKS. we lEwoming World OuijaEdtttor Asks Copyright, 1990, by The Prom Publishing Co, EXLL say they would! Would what? ‘Why, kiss a girl, kiss any girl, who painted ber lips, How about you? WOULD YOU KISS A GIRL WHO PAINTED HER LIPS? Read the letters below. WHAT 1S YOUR ANSWER? Write out your opinion to-day, and mail it to The Ouija Editor The Evening World New York City What othe: y on this question: M. B. B., Harlem, N. Y¥.—1 certainly agree with Edna W. of Brooklyn, and I don’t think that any young man wants to settle down for life with a kirl who paints her lips. The average man wants a girl he can appreciate, not one he gots sick of looking at, A gonvine girl and not a freak... Where We Uae ged Od foebioned wil of you~ (The New York Bvening World.) terday, has she disappeared eam- pletely? M,N. Brooklyn—The man of to- duy doesn't want a woman who can study conditions of camouflaging her face; he wants one who can face camouflaged conditfons. Clean kisses are given by clean faced persons. E, and F., Bensonhurst.—if I were a fellow I'd enjoy kissing a girl whose lips were perfumed with rouge, just about 48 much as a girl enjoys being kissed by a fellow whose lips are per- fumed with tobacco. Miss Mae H., N. Y. C-—I am a 100 per cent American girl and if I stood alongside an English or Scotch lassie 1 wouldn’t look like a cheap litho- graph, But if Veteran Rutherford ever stood hiongnide of 100 per cent. American fellow he would look like a monkey. Abe Lefkowitz, East 169th St-—Sure I would kiss a girl with painted lips; as_an artist I am used to paint. Bessie D.—They are the only kind that will let you kiss thém. Miss A. B. C.—4 think the man who wouldn't kiss painted lips is an old add eed 9 stars mete nine ‘awa mn mn, oo abit We sieipn eng ble When Men Wear Patches on Spend Five Bucks for a Plush Seat. ‘ By Neal R. O'Hara. Coprrieht, 1990, by The Press Publishing Co. HE only novelty announced fer the new theatrical season is the $5 theatre ticket, So far it hasn't got much applause. ‘The managers have a union, the actors have a union and it looks like it's time for the audience to organ- ize! Any theatregoers’ union can make # hit that asks only $2 for ad- mission, with $1.40 dues for the matinee delegates. The only flaw in A ’ ANT Ve the new union's strength is that the @udience can walk vut, buf it can't get its money back. . Even the guys that get passes are kicking at the $5 tckets—it moans their war tax is going up. The ticket takers favor it—it means less work for them. Some managers * elaim they can’t sell tickets for less than $6 on account of the papér shortage. The supply of raw paste- board is so limited these same man- agers can’t eel) seats more than 16 weeks in advance, Rabid patrons clatin it's the last act are already formed to read furniture bedroom farces. Other economy flocks are reading reviews in the papers instead of seeing ‘em on the stage. Richard III, may have been get by at five bucks per ticket! the $3 ticket, ‘It was @ success, and night for “Ten Nights in a in these dry times? For $5 you could pay the mortgage on “The Old Homestead!” For $5 you could rent “Uncle Tom's ‘ith Eva's funeral rites thrown in! « For ten seasons Coprright, 1920, by The ul AYOR: CYRUS PDRKINS M WALKER of Dethi has asked . the City Council to pass an ordinance prohibiting travelling den- tists from demonstrating their okill in Delhi. He is also prosecuting a charge of felonious practice pre- ferred against Dr. Hobeltus McGirk, a dental doctor from Kansas City. He believes that the doctor stooped to the level of the anti-Walker Demo- crats by assisting in a scheme to in- jure him in his race for re-election. It happened Gaturday night at Hugus Hall. Dr. McGirk had chartered the ‘hall for a demonstration of painless dentistry through the use of Me- Girk’s Salve on the gums, The place was filled with both men and women when the dentist stepped to the foot- lights and held up one hand as @ sig- nal for quiet. “Ladies and gentlemen,” the ald, “I need subjects to-night. Anybody who has a tooth that needs pulling may have it extracted painlessly and free of cost if he will step up here.” It was known that Mayor Walker had an old snag tooth that bad been bothering him considerably, and Hec- tor Blump suggested that Mr. Walker take advantage of this opportunity to have the troublesome molar re- moved, “Ill do ft,” said Mayor Walker. “Only to-day that old snug slipped off, a@ beef bone and bit my check,” Newest Notes of Science. Machinery has been invented that sprays concrete on the interior of tunnels and almost immediately smooths it in place with swinging arms. A European city hi an automobdile fire engine that alsp can be used as & street sweeper or sprinkler, or @ freight truck of six tons capacity. ‘The world’s tonnage of merchant shipping is greater than ever before and is increasing more rapidly than at any former time period in mari- time history. . Of Enatish which raises water, with an endicss chain surrounded by # spira! coll that ter by capillary atirac- jovention ts a pump \ for the theatre men. Overalls clubs catalogues instead of attending the a hit at $3, but Henry V. will never Last year the managers tried out now they’re giving us the $6 paste- poard for an ‘encore. But can you finagine any guy paying 50 cents & Cabin” for forty weeks, the downtrodden The MiggcaiDelhi Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Bveing World.) When five-buck tickets bi i the box office, we'll go to the oul 7 \c/ on the instalment, plan, You pay & dollar down and 50 cents a if the show lasts that long. dile,class patrons of dramatic open accounts at al} theatres. tickets exchanged after they’v: ‘worn out, and ahnual clearance held every week. . To encourage thrift among the Playgoers, the managers will close — out all of jast season's tickets at” halt price, ‘The producers clatin ‘a8 orchestra seats are all that count the weekly receipts, “Romeo — Juliet” is the ofily show that on the girlies’ clothes. ‘The $5 playhouse passport ‘is public’s demand for tickets will | along opposite lines. ge Five-dollar seats is Ifke a raise pay for dramatic critics, but @ the only benefit visible. In days, when men wear patches their trousers, no guy is going spend $5 for a plusif weat! ‘ie ae went up on the stage and Dr. G went to work. In less than one ute he had jerked a tooth from Mayor's jaw, ta the of a lusty yell from his patient, the dentist held up the molar in forceps the Mayor sat up ip chair, indignant. “You've pulled the wrong he yelled, ‘ “I'm sorry,” eaid the dentist. me politically,” ~ le Pelee Brown in the hall?” ight hefe, sir!" came i ‘Arrest that man!” The constable flew at hi a fight followed in which knocked down four times, but ising to buy him a pound sugar f6r twenty-four Blump dragged the brave from the room the crowd % Brown to the echo for his nerve his show of efficiency as of the peace. Mayor Walker has found it possible to speak without @ on his * vonce losing the t He states that it will cost him af) least $5 to have another tooth put im * the hole. Some people yi Mayor is lacking in nerve, while others think the doctor tricked him, The affair has set the whole tows talking. ‘There is much indignation, -