The evening world. Newspaper, April 20, 1920, Page 24

COMIC PAGE TUESDAY, APRIL 20, See ae Le ene 1S ATRL ENED Quick! HOLD Yer i A STATS ce eee About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY |Niice Suave tear Guy Before HE Gets AWAY! GOT A MOUTH FULL OF GuM- Dip You CAtcH EE H THAT PLUMBER? OvR S| OUT WALKING IN ONE OF & ME SHLWYNS have placed in re- hearsal a new comedy in three » acts, entitled “$1,200 a Year.” is by Edna Ferber and Newman » It will have its first perform- at Ford's Theatre, Baltimore, 10. The cant includes John » Percy Winter, Marie Mead- » Cecll Yapp, Henry Vermilye, Moscovits, Elsie Risser, Laura [” Attention, Limerickers! | It's happening just as we expected. Our campaign for the Presidency on the Limerick ticket is epreading 8° rapidly that it has even reached the insane asylums, From Central Islip, the home of the Nutt family, comes the following note: | “Dear Sir: I am glad you are run- ning for President, because I hope it gets you. I am a datly reader of your column, and my cousin tells me that is why I am here. My father is 4 wild Indian and he eats soap. I don't . like it. If you are President I want you to send me a feather to tickle the guard, and if he laughs will let you know. I voted for Cleveland once, and will vote for you, my tether ts wild Indian. i e have written tue man it is all ‘ right—that a place will be held for| ” hima in the Dudley-for-President pal je on April 31. However, we uy dem can't let his father march unless he "t well; got ‘em on.” can write limericks, That is final, | . Downsend sent the man to Odd| boys; don’t ask us to change our} who has plenty of clothes. of indoreement, we want to say that IT'S TINNEY’S DOG. wo received another last night from Flynn writes from Chicago te} the girls of the “Lassie” company at another recard for Frank Tin-| the Nom Bayes Theatre. “Virginia | Fiynn states that Tinney owna| Richmond announces that they are, ; for ws to a man, We showed tho Lonly dog in the world ever Tut ietter to Jeff Nutt, and he said: | fer try an aeroplane. . this lady would walk bac! @og was out at an aviation| want she'd be Richmond, Virginia. @ writes Joc. “Suddenly there) Now to-day’s rhyme, friends, ts for yster openers only. Find the miss- from a garage a big MONEY| ing word and send It in with a check cap engl git Ceti with | for $200 and a Mother Goose book. ‘one pore! t—an ! ‘s the 3 ¥ Mr iapent ey, [tiarry! Here's he rhyme inkin cee Need ae Aen He ordered an oyster, did Earl, t to bite the aviator was ic Pas: the wns It didn't burt The oyster shell giclded a pearl, however, an he was killed in-| 27¢ gave tt to Mazic, uy.” Who suid: “Say, you're crazy, While bnet, Géorge Le Soir, Al Kelley and Parsons. — COULDN'T SELL. of the high cost of living, ‘Townsend of the Hotel Ma- Gtarted down 72d Street yester- and was accosted by a buyer of wearing apparel. The following waa spilled ¢ Bot a suit of old clothes, gen- man?” cause Here’s Your Hat! . What's Yoar Hurry? Tevess Ti. [| WAIT. Just ste P . } You mite IN AND WAIT — For tim Gost+- I've waren Two tours and He ISNT +eRE MARY, ABOUT WHEN Do yu HET ABouT ‘THe MIDDLE oF j ‘May ¢ He's IN FioRuiDA UNCLE E2R4 Home Yer MARY @ mind, Having shown you the above letter \ ms HAT DON'T YOU KNOW? went ‘actor was it who invented custom of writing home for hat musical comedy cafled “Hotty wasn't named for Charles ii. and did it? . Vietor, Bmmett Corrigan, Arthur) Hoht, Maidet Turner, Vincent Colo- man, Ida Waterman, Helen Blair, Fleming Warde and Marion Dyer. many actors were there in tie ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. ot tA of Buttons’, nut} Perry—Dun't know where the book ng the donkey and the oyster? oa Le Phage OH! Gve'lt Be | THE DEATH oF a ME -GHES DRIVIN’ f . i ME DAFFY WITH ‘what corner was the old Bopp| M. M. tar’ as we know no | , at corner wis the ld title [one has chosen “The Overalls. tues" | HER BUSTIN’ HaBITo! as the title for a song. MANY “THINGS DID TH FATHEAD BusT "TO-DAY ? Below HER DAILY AVERAGE ! noted star refused to vom- ee eee Oe teres 4 A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. 1s downstairs made so much Posh fereog peed ace A the prisonern at the Hootch Prison ae recently. He began with: ‘Fellow |- 3 STRANGE FACTS. tw wee wo many of 1 Lean is fat, Eagle wants to learn to fly. Wynn lout three bets on the 7 tual week. FOOLISHMENT. “I claim to bé @ man of will,” ay. Baid Poet Archie Weaver, tes has never been “Because my pen so far's been still About this thing, Spring fever. 4OLSON IN TOWN. Jolson, who has just closed in FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. bad”, is one of Broadway's points |, “Say, did you read my story of the resont. Just to keep baseball game in the Dutly.Optic this will appear at the morning?” Century and Winter | “Sure! Sunday night. He's going guessed RUSTY AND BUB THERE - HOw DON'T Iwa'tH JUST You EVER TRY SUCH Al) GoNNA IRON THE" (HOPE THEE WON'T WAKE UP OH | HEY! woT. | } YER se unts| soon and muy visit Honolulu to ‘ OME stydents at Princeton were} 2 t Clectiming ‘the need end tne} Do Wid THAT. sumpin'! 3 TILL ETS ALL ‘ ik A. 1. Jorinager to extend the /iusents:, orgenimtion aay eve THEEL , BE O'YER FACE TMA a Gal From | Body's Magraxine, when ‘Tom. who Ee ED had just returned from his summer vacation, related the following ex- | periences on his futher’s plantation: | Finding Rastus ready to go Ww town with u lowd of produce, ‘Tun Joined him. Now Rastus was a gvod driver, expert with the whip, and somewhat of a philosopher. On the way’ to town a large horwefly lit on the car of one of the leaders of the. four- | mule tewm. Rastus cracked whip und killed tt As they rode ulong he Killed « bee org in the putals of a rose in the sue] rnice Dewey of “Florodora” is to | manner. ea dramatic role in the fail. She| ‘Tom, surprised, saw a tree Brow: ca to take thy stage more eerl-|ing over the road, on a branch ot +i which was a hornets’ nest. “As we thy Dickson of “Lassie has| 60 by, Rastus hit that,” said Tou, iven a silver cup in a round waltz pointing to the nest. % test. to-night at Terrace Garden’ Rastus paid no attention to the re- ei Palace. juest aor the nest. eRobert ‘T. Haines, Philip Lord.and}, “Why didot you hit itt” asked ‘ ‘Hampton have been engaged | Tom. s he cast of “Susan Lenox.” ‘After a pause and a fierce look, |? ayhats ina Name?” moved to the|Rastus replied: “No, ee; thats o- yesterday and Lionel Barry- ganized.’ Elliott's The- ment of “The ‘one ‘week at the Forrest The- Philadelphia. Thus jt will stay re until it opens at the Glube, Now uu May 3 4 nie rE Gossip. Weriy Kogers will join the cast uf y Golden Girl" to-night. , ¢Edgar Norton is mow playing the ‘of the valet in “Apple Blossoms.” ok Rath of “The Passing Show of .* at the Winter Garden, doesn’t chess, but he shoves a wicked JOE’S CAR Capri th, Pre Pething Co (HY, Kowning otld Au Rien! Au RIGHT! ALL RIGHT M! t'm wus’ As “TIRED AS YOU ARE» BuT LL Do (tT —- Y'NEEDN'T GET PEEVISH! ~~- DANCE” TILL SUN UP, SLEEP COUPLA HouRS'N EXPECT A FELLAW TGET OuT AN’ POLISH A CAR =~ SO SHE C'N Go BRIDGE PARTY - --- —- OUGHTA BE IN BED GETTIN’ Lil! REST —-. . FEET FEEL LIKE BEEN WALKIN' ON ACRE: OF “TACKS -- SOME WOMEN: AcT —- 9 Ce ane 4 re went to Maxine Z a. Something Gentler. 3 ieee Divyearein, is being Senteres 4 SMBRALDA sat in her bower— a ’ offers. rr. ichstel vee Gao of the few “hold-outs” left. ne oe back bedroom—and "If you'll wear your overalls you will ea at a portrait, It repr Ge imhmitied tree at tho 44th Gtroet| resented a very erdinary young mani . Pheatre to see “Look Who's Here.” | but Esmeralda thought mim other- "William Gillette has closed his tour] wise, ty Barrie's “Dear Brutus” and is get-|_ “But do I love him®" she asked a oy tw repair to his houseboat, | herself. “Is this really love or mere ly Aunt Polly. w sisterly affection’ TFrank J. vrice has written « story Just then the doe , @alled “™ Baste Values at Home Inst opep and arrived [ke a hef young brothe: apd Abr We're after the musi-| Whirlwind, Without a inoment’s Gai rights pause, Esmeralda took him by the Tt is announced that Marguerita| ear and threw him out ‘Then she sat down before the tograph again “No,” she said, with a sigh, “My love for Arthur ‘is not a sisterly af- fair—it is something stronger, higher, Syiva is going to Italy for a rest.-Also} pho- fiat when she returns, she will be in a play by Clara Lipman and uel Shipman, In the cast of “Martinique,” opening &t the Eltinge Monday, are Jovephiae EFUL INSPECTION WE, Loul— i SEE YOU'RSE READY !— WHAT'S, Your HANOICAPr = — CANT WELP \T, LoUt (Chee Wir case a HES Th MAT YOU THIS PAPER SAYSA 4 of Hl GOT IM THE "DRAW"! 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