The evening world. Newspaper, April 12, 1920, Page 18

COMIC PAGE MONDAY, APRIL 12, 1 Carteo Orr Our Mee tine p ; To Heve Out THe Moss Ir You Want One Or These WHO'RE LOOKING FoR SERVANTS! * a N To" KATINKAS COOKS UNION” f A Here’re Five Out OF Joes “ é , ee i * , H Ano Save Orrice Fees eal Attention, Limerickers! | "i fevonie wherever they have ep-| axtany indorsements of our candidacy Robert Mantell has/ tor president were in our mail to-day i Sesines., Walter | Ono man, K. 0. Ls, notified us that he had become so enthusiastic over our race that he {ntended to throw himself -|in the Kast River after instructing his | folks to pay his life insurance into our | campaign fund. ‘Thmt's the right spirit. | We intend. to offer him a vote of| LOTTIE LAMELEG WEVE HERE thanks the moment his body is fourd. | SHE'S A HARD WORKING MAID Another enthusiast, Trebla, by name, | aii AT TEN THOUSAND PER YEAR HE'D BE FAR UNDER PAID other night and that he gave up his! money gladly, believing that the fel- | low who confronted him was one of our campaign collectors. We are sor- ee ey emcees» tesneciomnt Gothern-| f ——~—) {¢ tat the Ghubert Theatre be-| for:President badge, he was un im-}} \ OF His 2 Tay suse cone./ |[Boveta TS seank me] Nobewe in TH . {THe NeiCHoors 4 eh Tiki be ee AEA April 26. In accordance with | Postor. However, we appreciate the | Te GNE "fa A Got |-De 'T out IN THE YEU Dlaus of A. H. Woods, the | *Pitit in which ‘Trebla handed over his > ae Bp cash and, if the hold-up had not the}| | } YARD - Wite Yoo of Theda Bara at this|proper authority, we'll see that one!| « feet ‘will terminate on April 24,|/ with the necessary credentials finds him the next time a dark night comes. Everything is going along nicely for} M@/the big parade to be held April 31. Send your campaign contributiois to Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt. Remem-| ber, if you keep the money too long | ‘we'll have to charge you interest on it, Now, to-day’s trick rhyme, friends, needs ‘a final word that refers to something you can drink but not chew. If you fathom this puzzle notify us immediately, sending in the umual $200 and a set of false. teeth. pokes dt Here's the rhyme: ANDERSON HAS A DRAMA. A kmnock-kneed young man aamed | John Murray’ Anderson, whose mu- Swobdoda revae, “What's In a Name?" will | Once visited Zaza’s pagoda transferred from Maxine Witiott's | Said he: “I've some dough, 9 to the Lyric Monday, is ar- rm ‘ t tet <4 ‘0 a drug-store "8 go THE BIG ut 5 ene snaneeieianin s (east ' SSEEEeenan | FEE tf H] THEN TK YAR Jy re SEE YOU SPANKe WONT SPANK so HAK a LITTLE FAMILY for @ mid-summer production e He promises something ’ : () Sager an "staging. ' Y’ Got the Right Idea, Luke! , § eel gat tee ts ay _ — ; TO STAGE “POKER RANCH.” | Holtz, Lester Allen ° é & & ‘ » and George Bicke! HOW LONG Do \ fc P ‘Witiam H. Wellman did James 2. | for the new “Scandals.” in weg YOR Wie HS 5 € have joined hands to produce | Robert Levy hus arranged to have / Nozir! NOTHIN Fae pe ROOM FOR ,@R f ) ¢ Their tuitia venture will bo a| William Anthony McGuire make alt= £ (wwe YouR OWN DAWGONE — WoT TH’ SAM at , —— j x ot “Poker Ranch,” written | play of Octavus Roy Cohen's novel, ¥ Tar? HNLS ALL TH’ . " ie Z Miard Mace. “Wellman & Sianott |"Gray Dusk. Home co hace re Ries RACKET = (T aut as \ AT LEAST, \ | 500d A. H. Woods| Rubye De Remer will make a tour ' QUIET= ON You " AMA Cy Pa have ‘arranged with him to use|of thirty of the Loew theatres in| en api, ce! Sound ! x SOUNDS LiKE A | Hagen) Ce ( a weer ! ) i . George (Lefty) Miller will |Greater New York next week. = Oe DAY OFF? BOILER FACTORY: \ fe | ‘new firm's general maneger. H. H. Van Loan, author of “The . ‘ 4a, CLEANING " Se ~ wal | ee ene Virgin of Stamboui,” will arrive in aes +k : HERMAN TO BLAME. New York to-day to write tor Seli Sei ! : “The Little | nick. fe stares © ae i { Majemic, To-day the Hippodrome will cele. ‘once kmew an old woman | brate its fifteenth anniversary. It was for every- | opened on April 12, 1905. 4 One dey tbe | | Joon h Klaw Sialine that “Mrs}, im - 4 piemic and her |mie Thompson” is the only bedroom | ‘White |play on Broadway in which nobody goes to bed. Thurston Hail and a stock com- a her | pany are leaving for Cleveland to play finally she recovered her Veer emg engagemeht at the Prospect ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Conroy—-Apply to Charles Kxnerson Cooke, Aeolian Puilding. i Rr rotamer at Pa : le inatown”™ re as “ ie ia " : the Pi fone maine ‘Stamford,| #ome Widow" about seven years ago. “My. 2 Buds Coun ans From a Fly! recen' E. Feit—Harry James Smith wrote ote gems Sa eee 8] “A Tailor-Made Man’; also “The Little Lay He oe, se “"— oon DATS A BIG a <iient,” he said, “bought some} Years ago in an auto accident in " Fy Seren decane Gersermames Ut British Cobumbia. one. | meBpe "iL } 3 : = ‘fi aod wes given matinee Gey A WHOLE. a ENN be ne * . 4 PENNY FER SwWATTIN’ | : - a like to os ae A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘Fae Ucket seller clearly wan Frank Bacon, star of “Lightnin’,” * met ae friend he 4 et many qoats?” asked Mra/ seen y-five years yesterday, | 4 “Who'd ever thought you'd amount to at 50 cents each.” anything?” said the friend. FOOLISHMENT. i | What is it that crawls on the ground ? Bugs! 7 What's often long and often round ¢ < 7 ems we ncnee Begs! t} Hit What do we find on growiny beets And on the trees along the streets? What is it that a chicken cate? Cornmeal. ALL RIGHT- Now You Can TAKE (7: OFF AN’ Look’ YEFULL " Annee GET AN E OF ALL THE | MYSTERIOUS 8 ae) GOINGS ON-- FROM THE ‘CMESTNUT TREE. ee ween new Neudevile| Cyne dows he indulge’ in thea “What © nt White has engaged Lou| days?” 6 z “Schumann-Heink With Damrosch | +, By Sylvester Rawling. =| rua | 4HEINK, not Tetraz-|%4 Wetland to proclaim their mis- sion, The chorus showered upon him zixi, ft was who shared the | S bonors with Walter Damrosch at Pouquels that must have aude | the jase concert of the Oratorio Go- | Gerding Farrar, éf she were present, | Music Festival in the Tist |" green with envy. 2 Armory yesterday after-| ur the success of the festival is to! His “THING ONE moon. . ‘The italian diva was one of | be judged by the attendance upon it. | the vant audience that heard the Oh Geemone ae aa Tt | aa! as what it accom. smuch loved contralto sing and was! plished. And yet!—save for Mr. ac wrtness of the peers that ehe re-| Kelley's oratorio, “The Pilgrim's Pro- oetved. Upon 6 dispute which | Tess,” nothing new was vouchsafed rought about the substitution of one | {2 3%, and why couldn't the Oratorio for the other as soloist, no meed tol its regular schedule? ‘Thanks to Mr, Grell. Unfortunately it threatens to! Schwab, the Buch Choir from Bethle- | Into the courts for settlement, | bem, Pa. under the virile leaderwhip | ame . J. Fre fe, was brought | ‘Te official explanation ts that Mme. | Gawn on Saturday afternoon to sing | Bach choruses and chorales for us. | pbb | oe, ‘Were too, to the glory | Stee Gctramann-Eetsk to take ber |i, Damroechrs own Oratorie Gelert | ; . and Kurt Gohindler's Schola Cantor. | "!fhe cocanion wan 2 memoratie one | om, tere ae ooh Solera, Uni-| fer Mr. Damroach' versity Chorus hold better voices and ae He began the| thaw us their talenia from time to JOE’S CAR : If Nothing Worse Happens, Joe Is Lucky! Now Foitaw ME ~ LooK OUT oR eae Y'DON'T STEP ON MY HEELS! WELL, FOR HEAVENS SAK do YOU MEAN “TO SAY YOU LET “THEM Set YOU A CAR WITH’ Two FLAT TIRES ? WHAT'S AILING YOU, JOE? Now NEVER MIND! You wJusT I NEVER — — > DO WHAT T SAY, AN’ SEE WHAT : =| You NEEDN'T EXPLAIN-- 1 1 can SEE ! Y se& WITH } Programme with the playing by the | {i : avery » — — = : —= Growhony Orcdestza of “The Star| Jaschs Helfete und Puble Casaia’ wie | 5 To Borrow / [wee Tu AND You can | Spangled Banner” and ended st with | bityed Brahmas's concerto for violin FOR $60,e4%—BUT —-— { TAKE THE 9 OWE me THe ‘ 4 ches- | the tach movement tram Haydn | 294 elo britany and tn orton FEY gL OMER TENS 5 “Parew@ syuphony, in which the|thoven's fifth aymphouy the same | ft \ Sone mH Ih, RIETY ---- > ‘ 9 x @ Si oak GP by » and in groups, sherpeon. aren't they of the fibre of 4 . our muai season? ‘Then there was iF camiles end teave the! Besiosg ‘The Damnation of Fuust” the comdu on Gaturday night, with lovely sing- the effect wae fost | ing by Morence Kaston, Orville Har- which rold, Leon Rothier and Frederick Pat- ton,’ which tv nruch better placed as *| Opera than us oratorio. Nevertheless, “Vale!” rosch, and “Good Li He 42 i tH th Io an wnguarded moment last eve- ning at the Metropolitan Opera con- cert an amused music lover said: “Just think of it! Clare: Whitehin had the nerve to sing a rollicking Trish ditty to @ Mischa Biman audi- ence and got away with it!” It was Pietin A even so. The concert was a delight S ~ tpn stare to Anioh, Biman was ex- oe ‘ UY ot ¥ ones, ims Rosalie Miller was de- j 4 a < \. rete \) \ os isc sree rmenercener 4