The evening world. Newspaper, March 18, 1920, Page 28

ae eee, a OW Usten, millionaires! It any of you are figuring on‘selecting ‘rides from the new “Floro- " company, you must be pre- to pay a forfeit for the girls. young women have entered into agreement that the first girl who @ husband after the show “epans «aust forfelt $300, the second and all others $100 each. The will go to the Old Maid Fund Bf the chorus and will be used to buy bats and china dolls for the ttle naked children of Dobsonia, We have decided to compile; “anid publish a list of millionaires who Wwieh the giris to know they are avail- 3 ‘and matrimonially inclined, Gen- desiring this distinction will send their names to this; The jonly stipulation we ‘Make is that The Evening World gets on the ¢ @coop divorce news, ‘THER FOR WOODS. A. H. Woods has purchased a new 4 “The Star-Sapphire” from Housum, author of ‘The ' HEAVENS, LIMERICKERS! Attention, limerickers! Reaily, it is ing to Tealize how stupid ot you are, We have received two solutions for our “apple” thyme of a few days ago, and one offered the word “pie.” Of all contestants were wrong. @ should read as follows: + “1 can't find the apples,” said Si, | “No matter how hard I muy try,” © The reason was this— ‘) «he cook, Hannah Bliss, \ Had put them all into a cider ‘machine. * hs, KLAW PLAY SOON. _ Joseph Kiaw will present a new y called “Mrs. Jimmy Thomp- at the Princess Theatre a week ‘Kiaw's second New York production. : HE HAD IT RIGHT. ‘, drinking socene in “The Night t the Liberty last night Jack held up bis glass and said: St. Anderson, whose we celebrate.” Later, Stage Manager Rainger ap- ed him, “Say, old man, you it St. Patrick. He drove the snakes out of Ireland.” . “I know all about St. Patrick,” re- Mr. Hazzard, “but I was think- of William H. Anderson, who a. snakes out of the United A MATTER OF WEIGHT. cc, Browne of “The Little a France the recent trouble, An Ameri- megro was playing in a game an English soldier, The English- ‘man at one point found he had four The negro had stayed with aces. “Well,” gaid the Englishman, calm-| 4, “I.think I must wager you about Fe ene negro peeked At! Lert Theatre Building. hand. He had caught the fourth “Two oh?” he mused. “Well, gah, it like as if I'm agoin’ to Samed you jest one ton.” i OLIPHANT THE GUEST. “ fom Oliphant, who resigned last as dramatic editor of the Eve- Mall to join the Selanick film was given a farewell luncheon Murray's yesterday by the Mail Among those present were Nicoll, Thomas Burns, Joseph Fred Knowles, Rube Goldberg, Anderson, Burns Mantle, Thomas t and Benjamin Holzman, » Oliphant was presented with a belt buckle and a strange pack- He opened the package and FOOLISHNESS! | asaiassanaiaiiaanivannASERRIDNGU COMIC PAGE | THURSDAY, MARCH 18, 1920) when the dinfer was over everybody had one, RED OBLIGES. F. B. jr, who wrote us Tuesday asking the name of the red-headed violinist with Cox and McDermott in vaudeville, need worry about his iden- tity no further, Red came in last night and said was Billy Mann of No, 1362 Fifth Avenue. We have the impremion that F. HB. jr. is a young lady. If so—well, looks like a ro- mance, ¢h? GossiP. Dallas Welford is going to be a ecream in “Oh, Henry,” opening at Far Rockaway, March 26. | Edward L. Hyman, Managing Di- rector of the Brooklyn Strand, has found a new baritone named Harry L. Rees. j Irving Pichel is now directing the rehearsals of “A Week-End Mar- riage” for the Messrs, Shubert, Dorothy Gates, diver at the Hippo- drome, says she will go up with Schroeder in search of altitude if he'll dive with her-in the Hip tank. Ina Claire will appear in “The Gold Diggers” at the Lyceum the 200th ume to-night. Thie attraction has played to capacity ever since it opened. re ‘The Shakespeare Playhouse produc-| tion of “The Piper,” scheduled for special matinees at the Fulton The-! atre, will begin to-morrow at 3 P. M.| Willard King Bradley, who wrote; the fim, “Empty Arms,” ‘has ew | Tailed Roarer'’s Revenge.” Annette Westbay is now playing; the role of Acacia in “The Passion Flower” at the Belmont ‘Theatre. at Maxine Hillott’s Theatre last night, More time was needed to get the scenery to working smoothly, It will be Jaunched to-morrow night. “The Rose of China,” which played at the Lyric Theatre here, is now at the La Salle Theatre, Chicago, and is selling out at every performance. gary meeting of Stage Women's War Relief at the Bijou Theatre at 3 o'dioek to-morrow. What the men and women of the theatre did and are doing for thowe who fought will be told. One hundred girls from the junior class of the Wadieigh High School saw “Shavingsi’ at the Knickerbocker yesterday afternoon and applauded their former classmate, Vivian Tobin. After the show they were permitted to explore the stage. WHAT ABOUT THIS? Julius Tannen is Pack in town after & vaudeville tour that took bi to the Pacific Coast, “The old town’s about the same,” a friend said to him at the Friars yes- terday. “Possibly a bit windy.” m " replied Julius, ‘this town there is a corner in Cheyenne, Wyo., so windy that dogs passing it must keep their mouths shut tightly or they'll be blown inside out.” Otherwise Julius is well and fine. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. ‘There will be a “Carry On” anniver-| F ‘say, I fon't windy. Would you believe it— jUsT Let He CATCH ONE OF You DEVILS, “THASALL ! “What's In a Name” did not open| ay Now You AND Tinie CAN SLEEP HERE — ‘Thue @4s Goonn 16 HT — Hee D ALL THE “THINKS IM “THY OLE GRAY MaRe Sutss CHEESE - HA! Y'MUSTN'T WHAT'S THE MIND A LITTLE MATTER, KATINKA? THING Like THAT! i Ne japan Pa BARGAIN. | SALE t Joker—Get away from that horse's ead. Reader—Write Jules Murry, Shu- COMING HOME FROM THE CLUB LAST NIGHT! , JOE AN? PAGIE, AN? | STOPPED A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Jack Golstat of the Bronx writes us to say that the money Jack Dempsey makes by fighting Jack Kearns, FOOLISHMENT. Joe and Jennie, oh, 80 cute! Put a tack in father’s boot, Awful words did father say, Well, how are you, folks, to-day? FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Those bank robbers took every- thing In sight.” “But they left the city, didn't they?” IN-A LUNCH CART AN? ATE. THE BES YOU EVER TASTED LEAVE Why, MY DEAR L—T com’ way FuMm FIRE ~ DADA EE’TH HOT DOGS DAWEONNIT! EVERY TIME 1 FIND AN"AD™ “TAT SOUNDS GOOD , YOU HAFTA Go AN’ SPLASH COLD WATER ON (T! ALWAYS GIVIN' MY IDEAS “THe RAZZBERRY! GEE --E-£ WHIZZ, WELL NEVER G ACAR iF 1 LISTEN To YOU! YoumaKe ME FEEL LIKE A CHAUFFEUR ~ ALL 11M Good FOR 1S WRITIN' CHECKS IGET ALL ENTHUSIASTIC AN’ Ev'RY THING AN’ THEN lYOu ~ --Aw SBLOOEY Be “WHE VERY iDEA!— GOING AROUND “TAXING ABOUT ME THE Way YoU HAVE! — You'Re NOTAING BUT A CAT-FACED SNIP, MERELY SAID THERE Was & RUMOR GOING ABOUT THAT YOU OYED Youre