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About P lays and Players | Reese" ; | overcoat any Yee AWE Se RE TS | | |THE CLEANERS For ——s K INeTHE CELLAR A BURGLAR). » ER SK! - ~ si PRESS IT Too! ¥ . ATINKA- 1S YouR 5 By BIDE DUDLEY | <a rer | . — - : Per teerte E] | GOT IN THe House AND peers —— I " 1 é ALTER C. JORDAN will begin | BETTY KICKS ‘EM OFF. the work of constructing a} Betty Byrnes of “The Night Boat.” theatre in 41st Street, west of |At the Liberty, kicks off « shoe two y or three times a week while dancing, Broadway, about May 1. He plans tol ang invariably it lands in the aud call it the Times Square Theatre and | ence, Ollie Alger, manager of the ft Will be modern in every respect. | company, comes forward with the an- Qhd dist Street will be directly under |Ceive the price of his back. Mr thé lobby of the house. Mr. Jordan | Alger says the shoes are costly, be- éxpects to beable to open the theatre ee td Byrnes bas Nels hat rath oot. She wears a 1AAA i October. | Alger was another fiction pr > gage gator. THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND. | = E. Romaine Simmons announced | Gossip. yesterday at a rehearsal of “Floro-| Margot Kelly, Florodora,’ has Gra” that there, would be a dress | been given a two-year contract by the é Messrs. Shubert. ferado to-day of the girls, Several Wook bad Marriage,” the of the young women Who havé never | Owen Davis comedy, will ope e been on the stage didn’t’ understand | Stamford “jo op seve ap hse bossggy ies voor a new rose Belle Story of the Hip- S = aks peer te ? apr hee v = va ing of costumes, One begged | podrome. ‘ TLLie — where O . 50 ars yee 0 . You 6. The 4 Permission to remain out of the par-| Phillip. James, musical director oF P Wwieee Have )Gee! T wont many FOuXS||\THere He 15% \]) Dorr arcue wit Me | BROUGHT ) WELL , He ade as sh fraid by ngth | “My Golden ¢ dedicated 4 ‘eu Been F : KHow onar ||) GETTIN® OFF I Was bd ‘To “BRING Ya Mega TT AE WAG ss she was afrai er strength | Ma - ~ i 'S ney mane t f T WANTED You % co J wren T dite te TRAIN HOME AND I'm BRINGIN® HAT ISNT OLA > NT #4Y Cousin ’ a florist, has named a Wouldn't permit her to march. An- M ore Harn appear in as o. Loy OLAF __ ie gist wanted to know if the par. | “The bisu on the yn tour next | f TO THE TRAIN ‘To MEET J cant ware Yeo— see? Never Ser T fade would be on Broadway or | season YOuR BROTHER OLAF- MALL ‘ Beuweve * ~ 1S NT; STRANGERS ~ | Fifth Avenue, but the big surprise} Marguerite Sylva, prima donna, will a a 2 5 § came when a third gim asked: make her debut as a dramatic actress YOu Were LA | \ : \ But, MY WAME P MY BROTHER tela! “Qh, Mr. Simmons, what will we do | next fall. HERE SO >) y a ; 5 > ISAT OLAK ‘ Ry — if it rains?” A new company in “The }assion “jo SEND MARY’ ey — Flower’ will play the territory not | tah 8) NUTT WRITES. visited by Nance € il next season. | |Z \ i t aa @ Marshall Hall, dancer, has been en- | A tas coreendeat, Scr eam OFF) gaged for Adolph Bolm's Ballet In-) ~ Dear Dud: J and the wife got a| time. i ‘ { Quiji Board the other day and 1 The Storm” will pass its 200th per- thought 1 would write you en article | fFmance at the 48th Street Theatre about it. We had it working last | to;nisht hight, but I didn't care for it, Firat |, Abraham Levy, produce the wife—she's a cute little thing, but | Little Whoppe thinks..too much about her relatives | Teturn from th: pst. March <ssays to the board what is her father | ,, Alex Sullivan, rae calted a doing ont at Goopleville, 0.2 The| “Kisses,” hb pw one called —_ Va board says he is wondering if he can | “Htings.” Al vane ~ : touch me for twenty-five bones, You| \Blyler and Phas akg 2 a talk about. people pushing that | Midnight Frotl ve been en . Ouiji thing, but {never pushed | for the new revue at the : Cree nm tram Peanaing Co.AN 7 Rovene Wt) : into that answer. The wife says Te ike ‘“ Ser ata me, of course I will lend the old , 0 crow is handlin ; ‘ u -five, ‘o “Irene” this afternoon. The regular | . seas ie ewonty-aver but Hwa for] ee aici etn i ee Ue | He'd Sell Luke's Spouse An Waat the old man wants the coin for | 44¥ | SELL EM = WHY NOW FOR _IN@TANCE Hed it cays to pay bis railroad fare| ‘The Madiwon Houso Players will) THATS TX COULD etl STRAW ). “TAKE THAT “CAR” OF E ean come down and visit us. | Sive two playlets at th hical Cul- | y HATS “To “ESkimos’! eo wife says isn't that fine, but 1| ture Society's headquarters on Maren | her it’s punk. She gets’ pretty | 27th | and tells me I'm a fool, but I'm| A young lady writes this cohumn to like you got to be with women. | 8k who the red-headed violinist Laem the board which ope of us ia the | With Cox and MoDermott, in vaude- fool and the little table spells out | Ville, is. Will Red kindly send his “the old man.” ‘The ‘wite aya, it name in? “means me, ‘ut I tell her it's her , mehr. With that she gives me a WELL, NOW, ED! over the head with the board,| Haven't seen Eddie Duffy lately sand, listen, pal, it wasn't mysterious | She ought to give youu night off at all—just hard pine. There was ajonce in a while, Ed, Greenpoint | yuple of murders up this way to-day | Home News, da big fire. All excitement, aoa | t could learn nothing.—Jeft. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. FOR | A dog's bark is always worse than TEME FOR WYNN. his bite until he bites you \ Broadway hears that Ed. Wynn's Abbe! Sarnival is ed to play the New FOOLISHMENT. : terdam ‘Theatre during the sum-| wren Mary Ann,Jones had a beau, | . Bill Roddy wires that the ar- ment has made Ed so radiant he | And he tried to kiss her, you know, | too luminous for the Roddy vision, . Siclenthe ; Misia te comic back to New York. She'd put one clenched paw On the point of his jaw, SHE WANTS “CAESAR.” And yell in a gruff vgice: “Whoat Mercedes Cora Grae of this city Whoa!” ee column to wuggest that : her Morris Gest or Arthur Hopkins Seem Put on “Julius Caesar," with McKay| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. = s in the title role. “The detective department has been eS BIE GIES am sure,” she writes, “that all| given a new auto.” who have scen ‘Aphrodite’ will quite] ™ ¢ ) s NO., NOT cone. |) gree “ith me that to see Mr, Morris| run down eles.” \ Ss 4 ' as Julius Caesar would be a classic, ow "i ‘ Goa 4 aie ¢ ' WRI eed. Will Mr. Gest or Mr. Hopkins please Ing she. Bate, eblise? Swede in South Dakota —o who had been sent out to col “ABIE” ON THE STAGE. lect bills gor the general store “*Bamuel Blair has acquired the dra- | "turned with this report matic rights to Harry Hershfeld's| “Yon Brown, he say he pay when eartoon character, “Abie the Agent,” | he sell his wheat; Ole Oleson, he say ind intends to have a play written| he pay when he seli his oats; and around it for production early next| e bed ead | feason, ar. Hersivichd will anniat Yon Yonson, he say he pay in Yan-| @ Tecognixed dramatist to this end. | “ dui a roprie- | ATWELL'S HEART WEAK, Ser MUTE. WNT: er wet «| dat er y ] ve sald EERE ai the capiicte wubs| aera. Th vou ure he paid | sity manager, who has pneumonia, eM, Ay tank it bane Yanuary. | passed the crisis, but his condi-|He say it bane dam day when tion is serious because of weak heart/you get your money."—American 3 SS Legion Weekly. LAR EL: FOOLISHNESS. | JOE'S CAR . xpensive ! Copyeghs, 08, Prom Pubtohing Co ONY. 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