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By BIDE EORGETTE COHAN, the elight- een-year-old daughter of George M. Cohan and Ethel Levey, is om the Adriatic en route to Now York from London. A wireless message re- ceived by Mr, Cohan yesterday, stated that the ship would reach port to-morrow some time, While Miss Cohan has no definite theatrical en- ent in view, she will undoubt- ly be seen on the New York stage. In London recently she appeared in ‘the title role of “Peter Pan” and reg- istered an emphatic hit. “HAMLET” AT THE LYRIC, Broadway hears that "George Waahington” will cease to be the at- fraction at the Lyric Theatre after Batarday night's performance and - that Walter Hampden, who has been the title role, will be seen in let” ot that house beginning ROGERS WRITING A BOOK. “Yours, Merrily,” John R. Rogers @mnounces that he is writing a book 2 “People Who Think I Am Dead." At will contain many a merry quip. ~“FLORODORA” AT CENTURY. ‘The Messrs. Shubert announce that their revival of “Floredora” will be Produced at the Century Theatre, which passes under their ‘control in . the uear future. The revival will open April 6. ‘The musical play will staged on a large scale. The chorus wiil number eighty young men and women, rm} AS TO LEGS. ; "Bay,” said Adele Astaire, of “Ap- ‘ aa Neperteg last night, “who said x Andree Spinelli, the Pa: @ancer just arrived in this co } ne has the world’s shapeliest leg?” “Dunno!” we replied. “Not us!" e ry, lays and Players : i; “Well,” continued Miss Astaire, $ “TU bet the judges confined their @dservations to legs on exhibition in “Most likely,” eald we. Confidentially, dear reader, it sounded like a challenge, Want to be RECORD FOR BACON. *_On Wednesday next, St. Patrick's ‘Day, Frank Bacon will play his 668th “performance in “Lightnin’” at the \Baicty Theatre. ‘This will be the jlopgest run any play ever bad on , Broadway. THE LOST DOG. ‘Thais Magranc found a lonesome Nittle dog on Riverside Drive recently. was an address engraved on the canine’s collar ahd the , right so Miss dog Rhee A man at the door led her / deni vent] — she sauee irty dogs. was then that ‘Magrane learned she had picked iady of a Barnum & f it til 5s th ? 3 I simply cannot quite hopes that faintly falter, Bestow this at your altar With a sigh I cannot help but : “heave for you; Wor, *tis not I, but another, Who is your chosen lover Zn that rare and wondrous ro- mance, “Smilin’ Through.” A PROUD FATHER. There's a mighty bright nine-year- quite out of fashion, | part: COMIC PAGE THURSDAY, MARCH 11, 1920 DUDLEY old girl living in Brooklyn. Her father’s initials are T. L. P, but he won't tell his real name. “Just got The Evening World,” he writes, “ond, after reading the ‘Hor- tenso’ simerick to my little ni ear old daughter, she immediately guessed ‘fence. Is this cofrect? If 80, have we not occasion to be proud of her? Check for $200 will follow as soon at we receive it from the land- lord as 4 rebate on last month's rent.” We bave called the little girl bright just to please her da i ence” is not the » Th mpleted rhyme should read as follows: While courting a girl named Hor- tense, Her dad, who was simply immense, Got after Joe Price, And, kicking him tiwice, | Compelicd him to jump a high board dill. WHY SHE fEZMEMBERED. George Vivian, who is staging a new farce called “Oh, Henry,” was dis- cussing the recent war with an old lady the other day. “I'l never forget the second year of the war,” she said. “It is impressed on my mind to stay.” “Did you have relatives fighting?" | ‘Ke. “No,” said the old lady, “but all that year I had boils on my neck.” -El bought the entire seating capacity of the Casino last night for “Phe Little Whopper.” Louis Schnitzer has engaged the tragedian Rudolph Schildkraut ‘to appear at the Jewish Art Theatre. Marjorie Gateson has been engaged by the Messrs. Shubert for “A Week End Marriage.” After a visit to his home In Michi- gan, Charles Winninger has returned to the cast of “The Passing Show.” 'F. Ziegfeld jr. has postponed the opening of the new edition of “The Midnight Frolic” until next Monday. Bert Levy of the Hippodrome says that if the barbers try to charge a dollar for a hair-cut he'll let his thatch grow wild John Charles Thomas ot “Apple Blossoms" will be heard in a song re- cital at Aeolian Hall to-morrow after- noon at 8 o'clock. Through a special arrangement F. Ziegfeld jr. has engaged Brandon ‘Tynan to appear in the now “Mid- night Frolic.” fotor Herbert will conduct the hundredth penfonmance of "My Gold- | en Girl" at the Nora Bayes Theatre | to-morrow night. Sylvia Clark, formerly with Ray- mond Hitchoock, is Paim Beaching She ts signed for the new Greenwich Village “Follies.” Edward Falck is arranging epecial music for the revival of “The Piper,” which will be seen at epecial mat- inees at the Futton. Next week, because of St. Patrick's Day, will be known as Irish Weok at the ‘Capitol. There will be jigs and everything. ‘The Russian Cathedral Quartet has ‘been engaged by Manager Baton to sing at the Strand next week. “The Passion Flower,” at the Bel- mont Theatre, has been chosen by the Theatre Club for its next theatre Ye Joseph C. Lincoln took fifty con- valescing sokiiers to see his play, “Shavings,” yesterduy. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. A Greenpoint restaurant. proprietor announces that the will employ only waitresses who wear silk stockings. FOOLISHMENT. I hear they are dancing, the Siour It's hard to tell what they will dious, But I wish I could be Where they're dancing to see Their war paint; I'll bet you diouw tiour, . FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Wot's Bill goin’ ewimmin’ to-day fer? The water's too cold.” “His mother told him not to.” FOOLISHNESS! Yul LOVE You ALL OVER AGAIN “F Bay %-) 11 THE Guy THAT DRaws you t!— ary YIN ON ‘THIS Too? ae eminem r FIX ‘THEM t! 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