The evening world. Newspaper, February 28, 1920, Page 12

COMIC PAGE SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1920 About Plays and Plavers |} (scar ; me ' ) eis GESSITT — ARE BIRTHDAY AN ME ~ Now 1 Must Ger BR Cup witt MaKe . ff Not For SALE. CUPS AS PRIZES — f Wece, LETS RACE By BIDE DUDLEY 4 ‘ EA NICE GIFT — INS) BUST ON ; THEY GO To THe § Ww es =e ONE ! You THINKING. TM THINKING A EXHIBITION \ winNer of a lof THE FuTURE % AY VOKES was talking about| young women found it diMeult to one of her early appearances | dunce in New York last night, i “oe!” she raid. “L shall never for- | nal Qui i uaic | write-up one of the papers el: aly of or erie eee | Grossmith é& La Because it was so good?" “The Little Whopper" in London next ff ested. month. F The Inst two weeks of “The Magi “Oh, no,” she replicd. “Because 1/ Melody” are announced. ‘The show Ma@ such a hard time to tind it. 1| Will go to Boston. Vor the fi @ido® know it was in the paper until), Vor the frst time in twenty years Leo Ditrichstein appears as a drunk- about a dozen of my friends called | rq in “The Purple Mask.” 6 whe Up and told me about it, and even’ Harry ‘AY>oet announces that the _ then I couldn't locate it although 1 brag = oe, Fre Co civic ball of pdenobed' that old paper ragged.” e Theatrical Protective Union will , 7 , Why couldn't you find it?” iB, held at the Tist Regiment Arimory “Because,” said Miss Vokes with «| Mfg Harrigan of “The Acquit- —& grin, “the darned thing had a two- al" has been asked by the New York ot Goluma head on it. 1 thought it was| Public Library for the original mau 1 BF hy tas bY LE MARY MIXUP a@ patent medicing ad.” werd Ha by George Mid | i TRENTINI'S PLANS. ¢ =F THERE ‘S MARY'S SLED— wHaT A yeLP she J cs eS zal rere D You =e s be ‘" ry - sleton, wili not be acen at the Long is L' j x © Boma Trentini, who arrived trom | aci use of the A: /| { london Wednesday, will tike,« dip success of jam and ve,” Dow ar ra tee Bibs 1T AND Brine) wine Se SEES THe SLED 2 # fn yauderille and thea act in films tne logan. of “trene?” ‘Theitt ScaRe_ ed TS Tusr oike b Tater she will be seen and heard in| Ciub is “Wear Unbleached Muslin f Toate <= , ; ay Sara ta ~ ° [ both “grand opera and minical| Undies and the Nation,” ac = 79: . = Ss . 3 comedy. he tg under the direction |Comine to Prot. Dorothy Richardson, he a fof Oscar Hammerstein, Inc., George |" Lap Your party will be, given Bi Bivmenthal being her personal rep- for Vivian Tobin of "shav~ rewentative. The hosts will be a doze Yale ‘who B. GAY AND B. B. NUTTE. Broadway heard Byron Gay ts writ- ing a musical comedy with Beasley to. yibg in “Bronx ish Art Theatr r from a livoud: Nutte. y in a new pro . a i4 ANK KOBER PEEVED. Wfty wounded soldiers from Iox s re the guests of Ank Kober, who lives in the Bronx, | Hills Hospital ds pretty mad about the title of a ard Bowes at ot Fiol'a. matinee performance a ie F a ad Motion picture he saw the other day. iy et ‘ > a was, y o1 ‘ormack will give a large eS he “The Night. Boat” at the Liberty i” oF “Should she?" writes Ank to us. ‘Theatre to-night. “Howinell you gohna prevent her?” —- THO ‘ . 4 lovinell yes prhaa seevent her?” | Os nawarzne enventawn. | THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY — Mr. and Mrs, John Drinkwater gave | 7 i MMPOSING ON DICK. ja, farewell luncheon at the Claridse MevRe ALL HERE ODEAR! WE CAN NEVER > oe “A man went to a New York hotel a laren SS, LA a DEAR = "TH" CONKLING, @iv DOWN WITH eeerasey Seen as erg the productiop of “Ab DRAKES, MoRRIDS, poe ly “THIRTEEN AT TABLE { 13 Me ee = N 4 Barthelmess. wn he jumped bis | Among the guests we NoLTE MEIER®, DEYOS, OF ALL — I HoPE You ANT : ONLY GoT ‘ Beard bill. ay McGlynn, Howard : ' ’ By bey Mendis’. wasehot Me ee nua | Mr. and ‘arn Len a Loners | GARVING, PACKARDS, “B-GETHER ? ( rs) a * STWELNE” ‘ ”, Mra. Li edick, M 'N’ i 2 Fs‘ ator, when he heart of what was | q roy oe and M “{,_RANDOLPH® 'N” ALL ey AS THAT DINNER PLATES! om, and he hurried to the hotel Lake Walter Harden, Mr. he wasn't the athietio one, 'W. Glass and Mr. and Mrs. David trouble proving the other Watt noe, feow on mxooator” waid Mr. Barthel-| 4 THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. the filmster. “He was a blonde, | Now nut the Blk drug store has a ‘while a Hackensack brunette.” pretty soda-water git’, a lot of fellows | (* —_—- we know baye quit kicking about { TO MAKE IT HARDER. Prohibition.—Wellsville Optic. We heve made a slight change ell FOOLISHMENT. meparies: Contes’. To-day's Habit Miss Marw Attn Jones had a Polly need 8 Tacs. “ho bring the | That wes so infernally jotly m of the puszle somewhere! ‘at when a bold man Sithia the range of possibility, well) Toot and kissed Mary Aun. me Connecticut city, Contestants | The parrot just laughed and yelled. | be permitted to send us with “Golly!” thelr anewer, besides the usual $200, sae ts : ere wece, of aspirin tablets and a apres ‘of minstrel jokes, Here's the) FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. 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