The evening world. Newspaper, February 28, 1920, Page 11

ve te ea “Love’s Gamble,” by Miss May. Chr istie SATURDAY, FEBRUARY. 28... 1920, “Do Women Kill Their Chances ‘ Of Marrying’ by Trying to Affect the Extreme Dress Styles? A = Expert. in Fabrics and Materials Declares ‘That the Simple Dress of Good Materials Is Prefer- able to the Low Price Gowns of Extreme Styles. : By Fay Stevenson. f WE ARE |. "Gopsrisus, 1920, by The Pryee Publishing fo. |The New, York Bvening World PAY so often the old queytion) “Yea, { understand that side of the LATE JouN gf whether women should wear [question but do they attract the ae tandardized clothes arises. And |avorth-while men?" asked Mrs. Fayes. the women them-|"f have often wondered if many a girl | selves always an-|has not killed her opportunities. to | swer the query, wed by trying to be too ‘stylish. Mys| with a loud NO, |.advice to the business girl is to buy Now, however, Co-,| the best 1yatorial in the market, have lumbus, 0, basa gown or a coat, miade: a sapeible,,| raised the question | becoming style and tear iteuntil it 4s. again on the basis| Shabby. Some of the best dredipd of solving the H.C, | women I have known foals of L. Only,a, few|low this plan. Better buy a coat, days ago resolu- | Which cost $75 and wear it two or tions favoring the standardization, of | three soasons than to get a new one dress for business women to combat, | evo" season which cost much less the high cost of living were adopted | 4d never looks well by the Board of Directors of the Na-| «Women will never wear standard- tional,.Woiwan’s Association of Com- | zed clothes,” concluded Mrs. Fayes, meres. ‘That put a new angle on the | “but I think in time they wilt give,up ltrying to outdo each athe on the} Jatest fashions and selgat méterials which will wear from 0 ena to form of dress?” I asked Mrs. H, Ed-|@"other. Probably the very-fact that wardg Fayes, editor of the fabric sec+ clothes have been so high-priced, has on sof The American Cloak & Suit |'usht them how long goal material | \ Review, and an export on women’s | !#9** @othes end materic!s. f “ron i¢ it would reduce the H. C. for as their wardrobe is) Jt can't be done!” laughed “Do you suppose that | goimg around in derby | t least: a standardizéd hat | ever “Byt would the business woman cut by donning a standardized fi F & ; ef e be Hh ‘@esign Uttle individoal cuts for her, | Women bas a creative, individual | sind. 4 1 “But To delfeye this in regard to women’s oli thes,” continued Mrs. (ayes, who |¥ an expert in fabrics |: remember, “thet }: Minute! ! WANT To Wale SEE SONETHING / wonse—buy better materials. .Too | much attontion is. style and too little: to ma® Excellent nrooliens, som silks aa glossy velyets ere worthwhile regardless of what | eng Pays-e yard for them,” pecatse” they last. It..would give mo‘great. pleasure to wee © the business woman pay less at- tention tthe cut ef her gown and moye to the mate-' o New Yors Bening © The’ photograph of Mrs, Fayes' il- fustrates her point better than any- lag . Her gown, the glossy ma;,| teridl.of the satin shows even in the “Ww ." whimpéred the boy |L goin’ to do?” “You are going to be a little gentle- man," said Mrs. Jarr. “And Emma,” here she turned to the litle girl, “yoo | are getting into the very bad bhuwbit “What am The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell. 1920, by ‘The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Byening World mumijled Mr picture,: was made just five’ years egd and she is proud of the fact that it ig in style and excellent condition | vrieht a temp- | she cries, Jar ly I'm sure it's a3 tation for a good wife to _sanis sontaned Mrs. sey a ahve A of being a tattler. fle ly SAE ae i put money in safe deposit |she didn't want to let ons cll, f renember, “Wille, i ‘yout boxes—aiter she's hought..a lot of | goodnese knows you've made her) pl \ of the best material arid cut in a He- | | stte %% ut your tongue at your little nice clothes, and upt ask her hus-| mother cry enough to catch the like: | titer, vu nip raf coming; Individual si¥le, avoiding ail) ys where fh mot tha Toney! Rear Taha aati (Gnu? whe add rs ster, you will be severely punished. d where he got the mo | she sate "she added | tmima, if you come crying with tules | ultna designs and latest fuds, spends;- a don't, know how t0 get any sur-/“T’'ve been at Mrs. Marsh-Mallow's, ated sede hi Jesg in the long run and always looks | t4 | ake brother you #all be pun; \ pi hn’ honestly, nteryected Mr. {and her two little children are like ||.) las: : : well dresicd,” declared’ Mrs. Fayes.’| b too! Now, go back to your } little wax dolls!” rr. ‘Do You Depreciate te Yourself? 0: By Sophie Irene Loeb. ' ‘ought to eet as much money as the colleges pay the footbats players. ‘Witien i4 fair eriough: Knowledge is power and power is all that the foot- | ball players have. Colleged*have at- ranged, it. so Knowledge is all the profesgors have. Which sotinds fair enough. till you, try It on Four cor- ner OMY HAS. T'S getting harder every Aday. ta make @ living out of the, dead languages. This is the age-when a | Proféssor that translates Homer gets $1300 a year andue that akon, ‘om gets $18,000,...Gr means ni ing to.the. mogp:of ‘anit ‘oath _|means $30 a week to the beat’ of tis: The only classic folka that get the |money are the dancers. And-they get \bette* thin ad even break because they havé no investment for clothes. Otherwise @ dead language is a dead lows, L day Latin is the geur ofthe dialects. {One sénterica {i Caesar's: netive tongite fs close to priceless now. ‘The | ser. .ernice may'De_wntranslatable and falso unrefillanfdy bug it's ATIN was « dead language, to9, hag done more, ue | Lyapti Renaissance, "ibe tevival 4 bro Lan thecal © pie ron run wt cigeras ‘GOING DOWN! EAR PHOPLE; It ip @ wonderful ‘thi W think about the! veNhtaren of to-day and ‘try’ to teach them what {fs Mgnt. Right in thipking and «doing, for if we try to teach these things to the ehildren’or our children, we in turn leara things about RIGHT our- selves, The mind of @ child is. vary busy." We are in a state of un- rest and the minds of the young are influenced ty what goes’ On around thom=-there- fore, seek the right and-nass it on to the chijdren, Yours truly, ALFALFA SMII Avd so Jimmy will go on’ saving his money and bejng successful and wishing for the wife of hiy heart and home, He forgets that he who wants Coystight, 1920/ by ‘The Pres Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World | 4 mee other day a woman lost a|home. He ts 4 most successful aifan ead Cath Typebchove en sieve chance for a good position, one /and has the wherewithal, including che i that would hiyo begn the height !4 laying nature, to secure all that he ane a PHA ge stare 2 of her wmbition to obtain, Her future | seeks. peeteia pack Later ‘4 ae Was due to one! But let him meet a girt that ne|'? ? is 4 thing?-she depreci-|teally likes and he begins almost at | ete pene td py dgreite i. aged” herself, tliat once ‘by telling Her how ‘homely be/het Ao Crenallinile oag's pelt, but. is, she ‘ran herself|{s and how no girl ever will care : if vd down sufficiently to for him and how he loses then as to underrate your ability and expect ‘’ SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 4920" The ‘Professors This Is the Age When a Professor Who Translates Homer ij ‘Gets $1,800 a Year and a Guy That Makes Em Gets: $18,000—A College Professor Will Spend Ten Months: of the Year Trying to Squirt Some Sense Into Foot»: ball Players—At the End of the Term They Graduate ti} Prahibitjon came along. To-!| still worth ity wait in hous aad cee nitty Magna Dumb Laude. Ls | By Neal R. O'Hare. le « Coprright, 1028, by The Prem Publisiing Co. (Tye New York Sreniag Wer.) seas college professors are yelling | Orations all the pr for more doysa. Claim tuey | books, ir crossed the Rubiedi |an@: the Prokibitionists crosxoe amp ( croséed ‘em all. And the drug crosees look like XXX—which ‘Oontty Roman oumerals at that. Hover. gil professors ogn’t > pharmacists, nd matter if of “em are Ph.Ds. Youth must be ‘served, and if it ¢an't be served at the corner drug store, it'll have to be sérved im the college classroom. If # young cub weats to pick a career, four years in college wil do hime ~ good If he looks at the professors: ad teitible examples, . Bot siess profs, can't always Bé getting the short ond of. things,”” ‘The day of reckoning is coring, and i- this year the day of reckoning ig. March 16. That's the day for pay. ing the old income tex and the day that the prof. has got it on us all. }The paveF that the profeesors cons! /° tribute on the income tex ain't ine! | Latin or Greek, you bet. I's wors' than thet—its in the ef language. On March 10 the profs.. will prove that a coliege educatign ~ pays. But not the Government. COLLEGE professor will spead mouths of the yoar trying to Sende into football players. AL ‘| theend of the term they Graduate | mena dumb laude. But what the * | pons, ought to do is spend ion months | STUDYING the footballers, That’ what'll do him the most good. the players homselves would just @s much, = ~ | I the fitofé. would only take lease from the athletes Instead of ‘em, you'd read something Ike this im. 1930: Mase yi OF urpee Harvard University manage- ““. ment to-night announced the Purchase of Professor Blovbs Yale fn oxchange for $60,000 cash and two promising Instructors in psy- chology. Professor Blobbs will bol- |Ster Harvard's mathematical lineup, jfor Professor Gootus has seen slipy- ping in the eat two seasons’ and: ipod flated for releage to the vorrespou- dence school league. Owner Whoos!4 of Yale announced that Blobbs's do- | |parture was for the good ef the col- lege. He was a holdont-last spring jand has not Iéptured at bis best im than bast several month: The New Haven papers, however, are panning the Yale management. Bai : rt all sounds foolish t'll you figure * fv ont. Twenty years aso profer~ < sors. were well paid and the %ail’> players ate in free lunches. To-dag the, professors are starving and thé ball players don't eat in free lunches any more because the free hunched have beon gbolisaed. It simpig Ghows that the Worm has turned ang, is now hiking down the ; ta . Lo Stretch like a snail with woodeg ~ Bint ae hat voce, the play | — va ‘ i caw | tt he discovered, a 90 t ptecedeas tiken'ia tenes aa mel “Wiho asked you'to gt Any dishon- | Mrs. Jarp Prien the children ae Tle children had hardly reached | 3 ued be : aia se is 4 ya er eae et Aw ‘things go to-day, you’ must ut | legs. at “4 rom where they were romping in the 4), , a ene = She, hus done it a s Do @ fol 0 pe U @tulish clothes rather than onc orpestiy? asked'Mrs. Jarr, “Of course dining room. the dining room before @ loud cry’ hor tite and until|hef—wll of which does anything but | (eet But ‘your preber price on your: | x I don't” know. what you ure doing |arose from the little girl and she! ; ; see m jeelf and convey your possibilities in two dresses made of more expensive Swi Metab, -ohiMeens? “ate aald she abolishes this| PW the girl toward him | when you're out of sight, and I eup- ‘ ' cure running to her mother gcream- | y : jorder ‘to get the, opportunity * for} materials is that ghe, really has’ a} firmly. “You are getting old enough trait she never will| Sho doesn't like to feel that she fi | Pose I should be thankful for that. | ing 8) | ing at the top of her voice. | yp trait ah wilt oe ee] that she! which you are striving. secret desire to marry,” I suggested. | n't: hurt » | to behave yourselves, und you've gol Wil i i ie a sucevéd is going to have what nobody has| y A h “women: have’ complained | What -E. doen't know won't: hurt me (ieee : ie stuck his tongue out at me!” | seemte jammy cone a3 : a { you know you can do « thing, | “Aw, gee!, Don't let's sorap!" said to do it! lille, you have a way o: Then Mr. Jarr stuck his tongue in | While we admire| wanted, and he keeps this tirade don't be afraid to tel it The other ebdut: the way their. stenographer | as 5 ‘ if [Ras ; ) nself r ! or pone? 7 “ sticking your tonZue out at you A ‘the h id: "Self praise is no} #saingst him up for so long that | Mr. Jarr resigned!y, “I don’t feel his cheey, Wut arranged for an armis: |the sagp. who. § person mey want to find it Out, but sisters dens. during business Veda beal like fighting, sae ri sister’—— tice if not a perfect peace umong the | recommendation," t thore is the| (he girl really looks at him through) you have given hin to tiiderstanat orem by ‘The Pree Publignine Co, Claiming that a suit and waist are | wy ticten to the mani" cried Pop saye he'll whop me if 1 slap | belligeren fother cxtremeé: Belf-deterioration ig! bis own « and does not ge 4) that-you belk in yourself, whlelt is} 1 Hee be rn, ia all that fs sxsential, while sik gowns Rai i ——— chance to find J iti ‘ Mrs. Jart, “One would think to hear {anything but a ommendation. In Hie.real Cine qualities | the, rundamental’ atiribute ta the) te | 0 in the) telegfaphing? and fanoy trooks should be: kept fortis fark that f wad a regukir scold! Maxim Ss of By Marguerite| tux, ie adie ike! seo wroue and ofa ltpot are tone pil A aaa fo Melati): MMP aie ‘eee parties and social affairs, It just) won said Mr. Jarr, with-an a of | a ~—~“Mooera: \maenet It. doosn’t: attract es BEIT UE ath —" | dence of the royal family in London? See bts iy, aoe Se? | relief. “I don't get thine ‘this qoera The great successes in life have) fy —————————— | 8 Who was the Soptalist candidate these jon't lead a sdcial life al Tete Mn donn Maid wcn'wft'wsaectscsnee ss es |) QUERIES ON HEALTH AND BEAUTY ails “Many~ot thom are:out of town | plied Mr, Jur. But gever ming i) er at Marshall \assuring others of: yourself. N | {or Bar oe Nee Boy bay sirls; ottiers live far out in the sub- ie ose Wall Street robberies, T| Copyright, 1920, by The Prese Fublishing Co, (The New York Evening World) | This does not necessarily mean seit- |f] By Pauline Furions, 4:-Wolehof she planets eomecmaian urbe, and, the only chance they have | yeni 10 speak, about the children, and | HREWISH women, men talking politics and lonely cows al® seem to | praise, but in carefully trangmitting | 9) (Tee New closest to the earth? to dress or pulape she a husband | whe n it comes to them, J must say | mistake noise for argument Ww somebody else a proper value of} | 5. What is the name of the Britien 4 te right during their business hours.” | hat jhe way they act is your fault.”| Who says we have no imagination nowadays? \The magazines are |youtpelf and what you can do | Dry Scalp—Dan D.—Use a shampoo; heavy work of ills kind should al-|Possewsion in South America? i | “My fault?” repeated Mr. Jarr in} guy of flawless fairy tales, in each of which somebody tells how he made} 10 the vernacular of the day, it/0f custile soap shaved and melted fa Way take wine stretching, deap| 6 What instrument does the doctor’ imazement. 4 ,|would be considered gi ale -| hot water abou we 01 thing 4 elu c ° [aenasement a million dollars by practising honesty, industry, charjty and all the rest| Would ! DeHAReG Guns MeleNMATe | HOF Waler sbinlt Choe MCR, HOw AONE S fod losing hag yy Md [nae 0 examine the heart? THE EVENING WORLD |; “ves, your, tauti:” gaid Mrs. Jarr.| Op tho dean departed vietues |ship to sell yourself to a good posl- massage the scalp with OVE OI ie he Nath dome be the othe teat: | 7 Who was the wife of Jupiter? evan thie ne thing von Ah aa oboe lc. . : tlon, on the finger tips dea ee Fane OE FG CFI AMS |" 8 eho arote the Mliile te? ake OUIJA EDITOR ASKS}; : le away from home, throwing | Unlike the Republicans, New York Democrats evidently believe that woman's | “wi woman insieted.on telling her . lawoae 5 and'Yifenking witdows, steal- |, place ix at aN C gony apse, Bx well ug at the polls, | prospective employer “all the things | 9 Gluten : Eleureepire, We—uten| | Disinfeoting Dishe: oP, M—Dishes 9, Which Wild anima) of Africa is RrEEY he annankaapainpediansna® « fruit, abd figliting with school- The sentimentality which sticks longest is loyalty to the college or school er couldn't do, instedd of giving him! jour 18 of Me when uyed in trew m the siok room should aiwuys be most closely related to the horsey i wilt bow York Waray Aas (3 tes. Tt tacitly encourages our] Which half-educated us and which tavght us the power of the snob lthe real tquts about what abe could | TeBt of certain disorders, in whic erates balthhe a i way inen 10, Who modéled the atatne of Jupi- Fistthe Knees? fear Dresses § | winie to do all those thing “The devil prefers women,” says @ chivalrous clergyman. Well, isn't|do. She ran henseif down, rath tan | ee must be excluded from the! goog handful of borax has been te? Which wag considered one of the ie : | “You. don't want him to be al. the Prince of Darkness admittedly a gentleman? up. Perhaps: sho” was over-tapdest | While nourishing, it ls non-fat-| added. Wastiing yoda iy also excel- Seven Wonders of tho Ancient * | mollveoddie, dg you?" asked Mr, Jarr.| Europe used to call us “free America.” Now Winkton Churchill hails us as|There Js such @ thing a9 too much ane ne is supposed to contain only | lent World? TRY THISON 3 “No, and tdon't.want’him to be| “pious America"—do we not grow in grace! mod\sty, since it may hide the quali. a Sri Bite mineral elements of giyehing—W.. W.—Pay 11, At what city in Belgium wil! the Your a ruMan.eljher!” said Mrs. Jarr. “I|No lon can we say, “In vino veritas"—and we NEVER could say, “Ig |tiey that aro of greatest value Ne WHORL VEIT Y, tenflon to others who Olympic Games be held? want lim to bea little gentleman.| Venus v ” There is considerable bes: humor! ow, P | FRSA. fowwetting se urge 12, What was the explosive which n bee n eak Back—Jennie J.--Try trunk! the result of seif-co UBIO SS, OIA { u are fist as’ bad with It ia never too late to marry Jin the old Pace Fone tors it] peice’ ued bending “teiating end BA OPO OF pelt -Coneainum desttoyed a part of the clty of Ww A) an Xu ‘pol that ehiia tl 1} The gitle bs tom @ man takes out to lunch ure divided into two varieties—|you never enteh a clam," whieh} (i Sat leaat ai yi Pome or Granulated Eyelids—Blizabeth G— Halifax? sin da nothings with her, If sh those with R. 8, V. P. eyes and those Whove optics hang out the “Bngaged” means, in the nyain, that if you don't | ~ " Avold eygetrain and bathe the oye ANSWERS TO YESTERDAY'S ; sign 1 dit Hin wari salt water three or fou ehiys YOu encoursge ‘hier and’ in- 114 much more dangerous to sey something naughty wit k Hat PatME Whag Ven ORD, da, YOW maby 7 Limes » dey. A solution of bor Quserion 8 much more dangerous y hi aughty withou ing | f A solution of borucic [orpose siti Igo to puntah ter, She |! Mus l more dangerous to tay something nae ty without KNOWINE 1 | hot get the chunoy to do it Housework As Exercise—Mrs. J. P.|aaid is also) Very often 1. Greek; 4, 92 to 98; 8 ‘ Bend you. answer ie ‘Ths ning | Snows MW sho eries she, can do any-| 4, the Ancient Mariner might have sald In a lese serious situation, perhaps,| While housework is exercise, it does the syse Bead einem correct this 4. Cope Soa £, Marien 8, ho aH bing with you!” “Water, water ever 5 1 know @ man who longs for luve| not bring all tne » OndiSion wise. und If te persistent eerie: §, Mr ranath i | w erywhere i n ‘ ongS ring all the m Rio play. g condition of {his kind exists, gore; 9, Martha; 10, 16 ‘po e@eld Ouija hiduos, 4 ‘bo Woke luke her mother when And NODHENG ties Lo aun) And & wile aod culidinn aud o Gay doy women doin suvepuionally good cpuliet should be sogeulted, Savannah; 4, Monroe. ali: 1] < \ ‘ ‘ {