The evening world. Newspaper, January 29, 1920, Page 25

1 rity THURSDAY, JANUARY 29, 1920 New York vs. Chicago Miss May Christie, an English Author, in Comparing the Two Cities, Confesses That the “Windy City” Lacks the Impressiveness to Be Found Here. e Miss Christie is considered the Laura Jean LAbbey of the British Teles. ‘She recently arrived in America, Her vivid impressions of New York and Its People, published exclusively in The Evening World, have @ppealed to thousands of readers, By May Christie Cuprriaht, 1920, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New Tork Wrening World.) CHICAGO, Jan. 29, 1920. AM visiting Chicago. 1 “How does Chicago compare with New York?” Iam asked. “How Go the Middle Westerners size up beside the Busterners?” “Comparisons are odious,” runs the proverb. But certain differences tn the two cities do definitely strike the newly arrived Britisher. ‘To begin with, Chimgo ts so “scattered.” It spreads for miles and miles tm all directions, It lacks New York’s compactness, its accessfbility. Secondly, its elevated railroad is so much slower than New York's! ‘Timing one’s journey according to New York standaie is quite fatal. One arrives at least « half hour jate! Although Chicago is a huge city, it somehow lacks New York's tm- presntvenees, The glorious vison of skyscrapers towering heavenward— the sight that greets the newcomers astonished eyes in approaching New York from the river—is lacking in Chicago. But the welcome that the stranger gets is quite delightful. 1 will not ‘olaim that the Middle Westerner is more hospitable than the real New Yorker. But he's a very friendly, kindly being—hospitauble to a degree— and just as proud of his big city as the Easterner is of “li'l old New York.” The big Inke in Chicago fascinates me, It looks just like the ocean, Each morning when I wake I gaze out over its wintry, windy expanse, won- OH, SURE, THERE’S NO CRIME IN NEW YORK! | @ering about distant shores I cannot see—the shores that seem whole con- | tinents away. \ Below my window rolls an endless stream of limousines and cars of every kind. Watching the fur-robed, fur-cupped crowds, I sometimes feel that this is not America, but Russia—<and that Chicago hag been mysteri- ously changed to Petrograd! But not even Petrograd is colder than Chicago on a rea] cold day! Michigan Boulevard, with its classic columns at one end, looks to me precisely like a Roman boulevard. (Oh, for Italian warmth in this icy city with its freezing blasts!) . But the warmheartedness of Chicagoites makes up for the inclemency of the weather, Their loyalty toward their city—one might almost oall it adoration—also deeply impresses m ew York or London cannot possibly have any store that favorably compares with our Marshall Picld store!" said real Chicagoite as he proudly escorted me around that marvellous “shop.” “We have nothing to equai this in London,” | truthfully rejoined. But no word about New York. : I'm a Kittle frightened of Chicago after dark out in the suburbs al) alone. Robberies I wouldn't care to venture are just everyday occurrences here! How hard the Chicago business man ¢ work! He doesn't know the meaning of the word “fatigue.” Ten and eleven and twelve bours daily— it would certainly kill our London men! Jam just @ little ar from—HOME. York City Chicago is a t “k for the se No chance of glim y out in the prairies seems big Lner—as I often do in Rut and entertaining spot.” Its ice-skating cabarets, umusements, its hotel lobbies and its “shows” are the last word im upe dateness. ne it accords the stranger ig a genuine one. On arriving in Chi 45 stopped on the street by a tall and burly youth, “Excuse me, miss," sald he, dofing his cap, “didn't you work mong the doughboys and the sailors in Page Hut in London? "You | ‘waited’ on me many a time when 1 wore the khaki!" He held out a very | riendly hand. “If there’s anything I can do to show you {+ dandy time | just name it! The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell | Copyrisht, 1920, by The Press Publishing Co, (The Now York Kwening World.) | R. JARR was humming gally up| Mr. Slurinsky, the neighborhood M the street when he was halted) glazier, stood by in amazement, List- by his friend Rangle, who re-|«ning to this weird conversation. marked sarcastically: I pS it was intended for his ben- “It has a smile upgn its precious | efit, but both Mr, Jarr and Mr, Rangle face! It leaps Jike the chamojs—I'll |tud spoken most seriously. bet you can’t spell the word chamois] “Well, I knew samething was up -but no longer from jag to Jag since| when 1 lamped you vamping past good booze is gone and wood aloohol | with plenty of shoes amd smiling Hike enricheth the undertaker! And yet|« basket of chips—at first 1 thought ita heart seems light and gay.” your but some one “anything I had to laugh ring an influenza mask—but little And—A WARM WELCOME TO CHICA anne Mr. Jarr With Fearless Heart Prepares fora Long 4 ; Journey After a Dangerous Quarry. = wasn't face about | we: would malice you sora You're a real|did I think you'd tell me the grand friend!” retorted Mr. Jarr. “If you|news that you were going to Phila- want to spoil the day for a real friend|delphia to tame textiles and make toll him any good news about your-|them jump through the hoops and self. There is nothing in this world|everything. You wouldn't catch me that will make those you are fond of| doing it. And how about you, Sla- so unhappy as to tell them you have vinsky some good fortune, Therefore it gives me great pleasure to tell you that the lis Heads 0 guase |S aint boss is going to send me to Phila ard of them texters either! But detphia, expenses ad lib, to investi-|1 tell you, I seon in the moving pice wate a new method of waterprovfing | tures of things that come from Texas ’ veplied Slayinsky solemnly, pectin |--horned toads and tarantum spiders, Vhat do you know about them?" \centralpedes, what has a thousand sie gruffly. logs mit a stinger in every von, and nauired Mr cows mit horns so wide to hook the replied Mr cow fellers”—and Slavinsky ilustra- you ever an animal }ted with dutstretched arma—'so it's no vunder them Texas cow fellers in urainer! Why, if you looked cross at} ij yy * wear them leather pants, a textile it would jump at you wjlh|mit woolside outside, and carry them a snarl and chase you clean out of |!) Woval By gollien its cage!” dof animal Mr. Jarr gave bis friend a sneer-/anything would I do it! ing look. “Clarence, how you talk! wvinsky No Sportsman, .@ badd mockingly. “Why, I've been Va punted eenin otk, training man-eating textilas since 1] y fierce one asked Mr, was a be We had the fiercest, ‘ ‘ | "No," replied Mr, Slavinsky; “and vrows-bred textiles on our ranch in 3 Ma pestered. tex tilee: 00: BIT ain't to, either! Tut’ T tell Rhode Island that you ever saw} you what, added, “I don’t think Alind you, these textiles were crossed] it's right ‘or no boss ‘to aond a feller with the tlerce, or man eating fabries, | to thei places where them texters can Bnap hte show you‘how much | )té.and poison you! T guess that will show you how much | {ft Mr. Rangle, “Just { oare for the most flerce and un-|whut | Was paying, Slavineky, ‘And hones that ever terrified althis big boob, id Jarr, was laughing textile floor walke: about itt" x FF Bur Mr. Jarr affected an air of "Put it there, pari!” suid Mr, Ran- re thOUEH Tari hiiet lane gle humbly, as he extended his hand. | n every day m, v with “| knew you were a brave little guy, |!Um—as it was—and Mr, Slavinsky | ou tol Vent home to tell his wite she should you tO worry if the rent was raised, other people had it worse, but I never knew it vame textiles!" 4 , in THe House 1S ON FIRE SOHN | COME THIS WAY JoHN | WE HAVE LosT EVERYTHING SJTOHN I * antag Com iy, world’) By Maurice Ketten| 1 FORGOT SONETHING CHEER uP| SEE WHAT | SAVED Fables for the Fair By Marguerite Mooers Marshall Coprright, 1920, by The Press Publishing On, (Eke New Xork veaing World.) HEIN he married her W She had what was called a Junoesque figure; If she had KEPT it All would have been well! For it was from dressmakers who were dreasmakers @rs\ and men after- ward That women got the idea they #hould look lke a stick of sparhetti, The same cute circumference ajl the way down—and up. What a man really likes On a pitcher’s ball or the female form divine Is curves; Only they must know WHEN TO STOP, The trouble with Mrs. Juno was that she COULD NOT RESIST TEMPTATION, She would have spurned The married philanderer whose wife doesn't understand him (1 always have thought that was SO LUCKY for der); She would have bitten The depraved young society man, whom—I suppose—° . Life sometimes copies from the pinkest pages of Robert Chuimve:s and Rupert Hoghes, Nevertheless, she became the victim of a Fatal Passion—like Eve, she fell For food! hocolates, fat charlotte russes, soft frostings with a bit of cake attached six lumps of sugar and @ pitcher of thick cream for each cup of coffer Were her MEAT. Hers were truly the sins of the flesh Pounds of it, Added to her every month. She grew #0 fat #he laced, And looked worse than ever; For, as « trenchant, Then she if crude, corse h has to go somewhere!" ere once remarked wore reformed, And looked even worse She had fatty degeneration of the brain, Because the world moved and she didn't—if she Alvhough she was good-natured—too lazy to be an radical smocks than “worse than ever vuld heip thing else All the fire and color and strength of her emotions, even of her love for her hustund, Were clogged with adipose tissue Do you know what that man did? He ran away with 4 slinky, slithery, superiativ slender Vampire { everybody pitied his rybody but me For of all the gins of the flesh, to me greediness and luziness are (he wort And even an absconding husband A Ix not too bad @ puniximent for them. Besides, Every woman has her Hindenbury Not her heart-line—ut fom which retre en led by General Time, “in good order Is fatal! Wateb your ‘poor, helpless wite"— line, waist-line! her to positions previously prepared,* waist! LL Z hist THURSDAY, JANUARY 29, 1920 i ee a EET RE Wintering in Atlanta When Archie Arrived They Presented Him With a Chain —and a Watch; They Gave Him a New Suit With Striped Trousers; He Asked for a Cutaway Coat, but Nothing Doing—They Feared He’d Be Going. By Neal R. O’Hara Copyright, 1920, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World) BIG bunch of oil promoters are spending the winter in the South A this season, A lot more will be going South as soon as they sell their stock. The way you go South and the time you spend there depends on what kind of a scheme you promote, | OW fust take the case of Archibald Flipp. Archie sold $500,000 wort® | | of shares in the olive oil wells of Italy before he discovered his bigt mistake, His mistake was using the United States mails, So now Archie jis spending the winter in the South—in Atlanta. He was undecided | Whether to go up the river or down to the Koka Bola belt. It really made no difference to Archie—he was going to be absent for six months any way—so the Judge himself picked Atlanta, 7 agtastd is IN RIGHT down there. As soon as he arrived they pre sented him with a chain and a watch. He carries them with him wherever he goes, The first night in Atlanta they gave him a bath and some welcome soap, Some greeting! And they furnish just the diversion. for an ex-oil promoter—they sent him out drilling stones. TLANTA is some swell resort—just take it from Archie. He's been | thrown in with a lot of big business men. Most of ‘em are in steel Also a lot of baukers there, They were all on their way to Canada, but stopped off in Atlanta for six or eight years. Archie can’t complain of a single thing—with just one slight exception, They shaved the locks right off his head and then put ‘em on his feet | ll es al Ban os an en HEY gave him a new suit with striped trouser: very becoming, |doing. They feared he'd be going! special gallery. There's a broker for Archie's roommate. Used to sell stock for a living and then take his pleasure on water, Last month he mixed business with pleasure and that's why he's Archie's and they're certainly Archie asked ‘em for a cutaway coat, but nothing | He also had his picture taken for their ] But he can’t tell just when the picture will be released, A nice sociable fellow, |roommate now. Living expenses aren't high with Archie. He raised Money to get to Atlanta, and it certainly got him there. Archie's way of raisimg money is pasting the corner of a 10 on the corner ofa 1. He hasn't spent much since he's been in Atlanta except a lot of time. UCH a delightful winter he’s having South! Archie goes swimming every Saturday night—in the bathtub. No danger of drowning either— jthere’s always a guard right near him, Also plays cards a good dealk— that is, he spends much of his time in solitary, Only one complaint from ‘our hero-he hasn't much time for golfing. Too busy caning chairs. He'd frequently like to try a hole, but a guard is always watching. But from what Archie heard last night, however, the bank clerk next door to him lis now a filing clerk. RCHIE could spend the rest of his life in Atlanta, but he doesn’t want to do that—not while there are still enough folks to invest in olive oi? 4 weils once more. There'll be a lot more oil promoters going South this winter, but that won't keep Archie there. As soon as he leaves Atlanta, Archie says he's going straight home. He may not go straight, but he'll t surely go home. What to Do Until the Doctor Comes, By Charlotte C. West, M. D. Hl Copyright, 1920, by The Pres Publishing Co, (‘he New York Evening World) makes this type of headache wn- usually interesting, As 4 rule, sufferers are warned of ttack hours before, when there comes on a gradually increasing train of sytmptoms, such as faintness, weariness, languor and slight head- ache, ‘These gradually grow worse; the increasing headache the sh symptoms make themselves inwistent. The patient suffers Migraine. 'S “sick” headache dependent upon some peculiarity of temperament, or is it induced by @ constitutional defect whach has 90 far defied all ex- planations? The victims of this malady are legion, and it seems to spare neither #ex Nor station. Thus one man who { And then he'll go fishing where suckers are the thickest =m i and you bet he'll have fun at that. Archie knows the right bait to use mF But, as he frequently tells the boys, he may visit Atlanta again. + ’ hse vo ~ Th igh Pl e Right to Play | By Sophie Irene Loeb i: Copyright, 1920, by The Prese Publishing Co, (The New York Besning Worla> j t — | é Play Is an Es.ential Element to che Well- x Being of Every Human Being | 3 HIN, ob when, will the world) things permit the child to work at the | W wake up to the reattzation | expense of play. We might look ta : that every child haa the right | child labor in our own homes, pers % to play~and grown-ups ag well? A day or two ago a boy of fourteen wus apprehended by the Society for haps, even more than in the factories and industries: Of almost equal importance is tha excruckuting pain on one side of the terms himself a giant in strength and head, usually over one this par- stature is laid low @t the mowt in- opportune umes with an attack.| ticular spot may be very tender to Aguin a frail little woman tells me] the touch, that she has been a sufferer fifty] Some patients have disturbances of vision ay a forerunner of an attack, fash specks and before the eyes; visions of animals and other forms, ' Several members of one family may suffer from this condition and it ramifies| through some families and descends | from mother to son; there are fami- | lies in which a father and daughter are victims, and #o on. n some of its forms, as, when momentary un yearns and hes spent a fortune seek- ing relief, One authority says it oc- curs more often in women and is apt to» be associated with conditions peonliar to them, but tt does not seem | that the periodic ‘headaches which so many women are foreed to endure are of the same character am mi- graine. Yet thia very periodicity oc- curring in some men as well as wome © slight convulsive Si a eam unrealized, It is the way of | Pata the % “4 on the street with fe . | ings and the like| ¢lc% Use cme © world compared to epilepsy. | their sleds, as eved by some to be When, oh when, will mothers The way to the most out of orm in nature, although |) 4 eh ‘ _ | life take your play every day—* never impairs. the mental |UAderstand tha bets nag le died PAE oenee Lf not, one ig 1130, by no matter how long one may | to play is jus ant as clothes | 27" ' Ce eee y Me hareas, unforty-|and food and uble to lo#e the capacity for plays | 1. Who invented the cylinder print. thie Is the! when, oh will these 4 Is almost a calamity, Gat 4 pe repeat aap need to neglect the necessarq What island in the Bering Sea siti repens | Hise ; a “iy work to the extent of any great lose Who foe. Ophe Gaalaved Ped the viger| the chance for happiness, the chance}! 02¢ Will just marshal the moments w ga- und gradu. |‘ wetbed iat Jand actually make time for play. 4. Who was the man Ambassa- ‘ katie rs playin ae | 4y must, in the light of all lor to the United States before the phon eal: HANES er Se ee ea physical and mental wt Who wan the head of the Am er f of whining in the Mmelight as arded | (order am : He hie ot the Ame term it, « yearn | as enya clement to the welfare r the Russian ation predy ur we pre ; ; ; ‘ man being Who is the National Commande i The latent talent ar{ PRO mooner every — indtyiduad wom : e 4H I eaipae “4 oe ae bing rm o | ces this, the better the race, } scree die earton® |tha he or any ether) “tow many people have sald witt! | 8. In what cit the Field Museum | Y S HeCHMTY, | Creat longing: N den Hi story? ; las a id b Y heed in th | “Backw 1, tum backward, o what State is the headquart if nterteres | ot in your Might, t Huloog i ugue in Ate | Make me a child again is pee for ren F > tar an to my;| Just for to-night.” | wan the ‘i ch ney de) — —————[EEEE A Stats s the Glacier warnin ” } fed id the | years, that if work interferes with | ADVERTISEMENT. Natura) Park? | Ia IMMEDIATLY put tojther play to the extent that they | n ANSWERS TO YESTERDAY'S peu Pirin administers) {UVM e Kot the play, that itis the high- | ‘Pretty Hands for Housewives QUESTIONS. 16 symptom Kubside, With |est duly of the mother or guardian |ant young mother. “i do my own { 1, Arkansas; 3, Codd | stment the symptoms are|to eut out the work Joking and housework and wash ail ¥ ens; 4 Argentina; 6, | nild ani han | tend oe Racattaa teeeeea incon ocaeaa baby's clothes, Simplon 4 9, Pay hat ‘Pe y sap ee silage ‘at * i's siicard att ttaee ie fan {and dbwperate destitution may moth tania. attack may it ers Wily oS ase of the Atnewe of gists at tece t ft \ } the Prevention of Cruelty to Ohildren, His story is but an echo of that of hundreds of other childr right to play of the adult, | 1 know many, many people who j have not the first instinet of piay on . 4 Daily, after school, | recreation, They toil from morning: his mother insisted|ti!l night. Always, always they lool i on hia fingoring in-| forward to the time when in theis | terminable exercises | estimation things will shape theme his violin. He/selves so they can take the time ta was able to play|play or even to get a vacation. ) Tschaikowsky, but} Many such people die with the his longing eyes| soa! of their ambition unrealiseds stared through the| To “take it easy” later has ®eem the window at the boys|#Mbition of many a one with that on 7.6 ft \ \