The evening world. Newspaper, December 8, 1919, Page 24

- emyperneneeanian ee oe M een eet nes OOS AIEEE) RELI EARC REDD OCS en Ae RE IRI COMIC PAGE OT i Ven A By) iy The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell ’ Pret Publishing-yCo, (The New York Prening World.) Gre! MY FLANNEL UNDER 7 4 WEAR SCRATCHES — I'm sat Unde treat Aone ‘JUs™ Gone UP STAIRS b On AeA BAcKk AND “AK frmorr ¢ ‘ N¢ Cheerful )< nos From the Folks Down on the Farm, aA\ GA ULL, t vear Christmas and relatives remember you A) remarked M Jarre, “Here's @ letter from Aunt iis ile J she opened it with a batrpin, at the breakfast ule. “It wuet t wn on the old farm this crisp, brisk weather,” re Marked Mr. Jari, “Ah, We simple, healthy, open air country life, with all abe id ple {pine woods to stroll through when the air is sharp | : and fre “Aunt Hetty 3 been} : “ ®nowed in for a we d they ran| bank, he doesn't like to draw his Out of wood and nearly froze, as they | Money and disturb bis interest.” i had no hired man and Uncle Henry| “I notice he doesn’t mind disturb- » Bad rheumatism and couldn't cut up| !m8 my interost when it is to his the logs very well.” interest,” growled Mr. Jarr. “Let him } “A little cold won't hurt them," | et out the old sled and hitoh up the aia Mr. Jarr. “We'll be freezing | horse and drive to the bank. I haven't Boon ourselves on account of the! fifty dollars to send him @ check. Boal strike.” | And if I did, he'd bave to go to the| “And Aunt Hetty says she thiaks | bank to cash {t, wouldn't he?” Phe got typhoid,” Mrs. Jarr went on,| “Aunt Hetty writes they can’t take Ignoring the miners’ strike menace ‘he horses out in the tee and snow, @8 voiced by Mr. Jarr. because the horses are not rough- HE © ASED \ «B. t , | shod, whatever that means,” said REVS NCHS , y gracious I don't believe a ar, c6ve TW FS. AND PAY Not FoR THIS DUMP Pelatice would write @ letter unl he or she bad bad news to depress) “!t means be dosn't mind riding fis all around,” said Mr. Jarr, “if TOURNSHOd over us," declared Mr. © Aunt Hotty thinks she has typhoid | J#rt “No, I don't want to, read the and Uncle Henry bas rheumatism |!¢tter.” he added, as Mrs, Jarr passed why don't they send for the doctor?"| 't to him. “I'll have the blues all | day from the few cheerful items you The Cost of Complaining, have read to me. Uncle Henry hasn't } “Well,” said Mrs. Jarr, looking up| anything on his farm but hard luck, from the letter again, “Aunt Hetty! otyer people's mortgages and Lfb- ‘ Writes that the only doctor in the | erty bonds and thrift stamps.” ¥ fieighborhood is a homeopath, and! “1 think we had better send them She was raised strict Methodist and | the fifty dollars,” remarked Mrs, Jar, allopath and Uncle Henry believes | “tncle Henry might leave ua out of fa ‘the laying on of hands’ and) nig ll if we don't.” Wouldn't hove a doctor because doc Hegl leave us out of his will all “ . fora charge too much.” | right anyway, and he'll outlive us : ieee “They can't be very sick, then, if| besides.” said Mr. Jarr. “But if they think that way,” said Mr. Jarr. you're worried about It, send him the "Maybe they'll be Just as well off| fifty dollars. You've got all the money b. owith y of fresh air and healthy | that T have.” \g food.” “My money?" asked Mrs. Jarr. “T “Aunt Hotty sgys they can't get to! euess not! ‘The letter was not writ- i : ‘ ; D ifay Corners to the bank and she| ten to me, anyway. and it you don't]! JOR'S CAR It’s Six of One—an’ Half a Dozen of the Other. Say We! / fants to know if you won't send a! believe it, look!” i . . eheex for fifty lars; for she says,| So, Mr. Jarr eave the letter the out e¥en if Uncle sends wu tes ang > eas waa es y could ge _ —look, | ~ A'S ALL RIGHT m'DEARY —BUT iF You KEEP Your + could get to the! of luck—and fifty dollars—look. TH uy R m peak BuT Sakae LSS s (LISTEN, MY SWEET PaTooTiE! Ie WE HAVE A CLOSED GAR PROMISE About ue Coat - | IM GONNA GET 4 CLOSED CAR FOR YoU WON'T NEED A FuR COATS ‘fou won't BE ABLE. GET! PA bout Plays an d Players “TH' WINTER ~ REGARDLESS oF CosT! Meioseb! GAR! NO MORE COLDS IN “TH' HEAD By BIDE DUDLEY FoR Lit’ Joe! (—— tT or GeT ouT! THAT ANT SeeN PAINT OR WALL PAPER IN 4YRO.-TLL GET ANGTHER PLACE O-DiY “TLL Stow TH BURGLAR! \ “OWN “% Wl OTHER —WENRE SCARCER aa CCU CNMI bun rand LSIE FERGUSON, ‘who has not| business, His successor will And Mr. Fe appeared in the spoken drama | 'uescher a bard man to follow. How pager A ~ for several years, will ret: IR COAT By tee footlights under the manage Having successfully launehed “Aph- @f Charies Frohman, Inc, Miss Fe guson has been devoting her time te films. The title of her play will be @nnounced in a few days. 4 PCLINCOLA” NEXT MONDAY. = | ci unvitie will head the cast. © SWilliam Harris jr. announces that enna production of Drinkwater’s play,, A BLOW FOR THE STAGE. raham Lincoln,” will open n | ae Jleeman is ay next Monday evening. The the She is in ¢ of the theatre is being withheld. | over at the 44th Street | y thanks tor the rom her says: ey, ase Convey WHERE SHAW FLOPPED. dear publle for fis many kindnesses to Washington, James Montgomery me, J regret that 1 must retire but 1 accused of borrowing from Shaw's am getting old, My stage life has been lion” in writing “Irene,” now I am in tears, I thank the Vanderbilt, Mr. Montgomery ured a copy of the Shaw play and P it for the first time. One line | just six years old. 4 to him particularly and, hav-| —- been . Papi ‘atl GOSSIP. eccused of taking some Of] Charies@mow Clark and James Brad- ‘6 stuff, he put the line in his! pury will het In “Shavings.” y. Tt was: and Bonny Burch will shoul consider that the quintes Greenwich Village Follies’ of decorative wnbdbellishment.” ‘ort has engaged Orrin John- didn’t get a laugh So Mr. Mont-| gon for a role in “Phe Whirlwind.” ry had to discard Shaw as al Comstock & rator, | a a Million with Harry Fox in chief r in Worcester to-night, | Famous Pla sky inter- lests have rd motions cture rights to" t is about ready to | A NEW MIDNIGHT WHIRL. »p Century G | Century. | take pla + next Monday night at 11 M Bessie MeCoy and Bernard eman is to retire at the end go to school, She is WOODS NEws, A. H. Woods will stage soon tw comedies of for 4 John Neff, black-face comedian, has a new single act and hopes we are dd health, ty Club, consisting of nd clerks of the mpany, Will aoe o-night, night. , Laura Arnold has been engaged to Y | te the prima donna role In My . Bg: A | Gin,” which opens out of] f A 3.| F, Mackay is to give a series of EBD readings from shake re at the| ‘ = b ee Cee, Hotel Astor, beginning Dee, 15, Eme- Vine Topp will assist him. Bammwne Aut nicn now. ||, MERE AWOT OME | | “THE OLD FAMILY SKELETON Speak Up, Gentlemen, Ain't It the Truth? SThe Grand mr 1 Boys, th | 1 luty ut different times at the Globe, where "Apple Blossoms” is the at-| [@jo Press Pob Co 7 re pl we few jr have stu NY ve, World “ ” hg f 10, ive : al ae NoBopy « 2 0 e'd 4 ! = , \ ¥ s 5 change the ttle to La, tine, eae 7 HE WEO \—~ HE Qo tr” “We bin tr \~ ¥%s3. aur *—~. HE TAKES A Colo BATH ESLER, BE. the me tin P * and get full of thelr BCB WAS A BRAVE 4S ROBUST HEALIAY VERY BAY 1 THe WHEN THE FRIGIP HE ALWAYS Toor | MRMAG ! BONG te pce nag nf MUUSEE before they wtart | (i COURAGEOUS Maw, 7 WS DAILY Cole 3 HE HAO Wo BREATH OF THE NORTH THe "CHiLL* OFF THE )|| "4 * Vebady'te ‘orinastens Ceerge” ft Sues last night. ° walke STOCK A CoLy BATy LUNG, ECSPECT FoR, A OULD HAVE FROZ, . 1 Hl walked i ZU 2 OR, EA at night. “I 9 A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. NEES aRMinee es Wha Made cece _ WATER FIRST! out MEY) Mine Lubovska, actress and dancer, EEE CIORNI VE J | Says observation prompts her to sug- gest that girls interested in court jtrials should weep when the young {Jurors look at them and flirt with the COAL CCALER: idan found the Gra 6, and, by 6 T had.” ——+ old ones. PLAY FOR MISS ELLIOTT. . — | fliiott is to star under her FOOLISHMENT, Management woon in a play| At plays @ Quogue lady named Kio “Trigmied tg Scarlet,” by Will-| Would git in the very last row | “] like it” she'd say, “Because if the play | Is awful it's casy to go.” ~LUESCHER GOES TO BECK. ‘Mark A. Luescher, manager of ‘he we and general press revre~ the Dillingham interests, rine tr yng Jan. 1, t e FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Aspociated in an important exee-| “How do like the fi vg tts mith Marup Bock. Press| new drama? AED Of am rector General of the new} “Y: hould have the vill Circuit, Consioidated, Since | mot mabbed. TI Pete been maanger r8 te Hip) “Why? ) ‘B80 the, noise would wake up the