The evening world. Newspaper, December 4, 1919, Page 27

Pseudo John D.’s $2 Fine Is Paid in as Good Money | As Real John D. Ever Saw Saul Didn’t Look the Millionaire Part, but He Played It When He Pompously Tore a Bill Off His Roll and Settled for Scattering Paper Over East Side Street. fend the multi-millionatre for nothing, just for the honor of the thing. And the reporters were all ready to make a touch—for it was Wednesday and Saturday was far off in the gloaming. that did just as well on the sam- mons.” “What is your real name?” asked His Honor. \ ‘Saul Greenberg,” answered John sullenly, “Did you throw the papers in the street?” “Yes.” And in the entire temple, there was no one who could say him nay. —— Stage Window at Franklia Simon's, Franklin Stmon, @ Chairman of the Actors’ Fund of America, Retail and Needl6 Indistries Division, and President of Franklin Simon “John D.—I mean Saul Greenberg—| Mr. I fine you two dollars.” sare is Influencing fashions The millionaire te a yh Ty Ae? manner of the Fre: to Clerk Rice's collection bureau and| doffed two berries from his roll. Saat oS agen Tene trom, the peste. “Thows two bucks are as good as|Hod,0, rhe, fon-Deauenter’, and ‘any that John D, Rockerfeller could ‘which. was been cenged rather pay,” he declared defiantly. John D, made his way to the dock angrily. The suapense was terrible. Instead of the expected fur cont, with ermine buttonholes or some- thing, and diamond rings that would blind even the Hssex Market Jewel Club, John wore a plain ordinary overéoat. And ‘the casual observer noted that the left sleeve was some- what the worse for wear. And just as Bill Beirns, peer- ao ol less finger print- er, was about to fead_ his cohorts of Pasex Market ‘ost, A. O. O. R., in “Hail to the Chief,” to the tune of “Why did She Take,the Su- gar Bowl When She Went to Ho- boken?” John came to the front and said, “What an outrageous!” The party was all off. Bin Be! whistlod the signal, “Cease firing and the legion withdrew to the fi ger print room without the loss of a man. “I didn't know John D. spoke Yid- disher or wore black and white checks in the winter time,” declared Warrant Officer Murphy. And that was the hitch, The finan- cler never did. “What is this man’s name? asked Judge Frothingham judicially of Of- ficer Gatto, “He gave his name as John D. Rock” erfeller,” replied Gregorio, “TI didn’t know what his real name was, but By Roger Batchelder. | Officer Gatto of the Health Squad Jagainst John D. Rockerfeller. Mr. XTRA! Extra! foal i John D. 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