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Even Lenore Ulric and “The Son- Scr RE hf at the Belasco Theatre, iB her presen to ‘want to express—however poorly ox teat ae oe ee whole-hearted satisfaction over bow] on and he is just " she writes, | out of the army, vagy i Miss Dean has ® brother ef that name. ae @ wierd. And Miss Uiric’s Aelectable Swal- | pa INTRODUCING TOM. Tom J. McConnon of No, 41 West | 49th Street, Manhattan, has decided @ young steno » ner, Whe brings little lunch for her din- ner, T invited her out But soon sprung the gout When I saw the old bankroll grow thinner. THE PRINCE ENJOYED fT. Charles Diilingham is the recipient if il 3 i HAMILTON'S LATEST. Hamilton, author of “Bcan- pleted the Players-Lasky Cor- ration has bought Albert Payson th 28 : 8 5 ‘4 ji sli : . af : ‘Winter Garden management has pret a silver cup to be the best shot among the members of the Winter Garden Gun “Nothing But Love” wil be trans- ferred from the to the 4th Street Theatre to-' it. “The Rose of China” will open at the Lyric to- morrow night. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘The true dramatist writes i | use nO One can stop him.— Georges Flateau. 4 FOOLISHMENT. The clouds were heavy in the sky, |. | Ae mother carved the pumpkin pie, Then father said: “I think ‘twill rain,” But niother said he was insane; Said she: “The clouds will soon float by,” And then we all ate pumpkin pie, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “The employees of the Gas Com- Pany are to have a big theatre party a oe selected “I know you can, tut that ten’t the “Well, what ts the troubler” Lwes away, Toocshe it aes ie style. from the city, and’ wore th to prayer meeti: legTam. bu don't say! If L smoked ‘of those I wouldn't | three bats and three # Td want @ harp.” |!--hic—to do? F P D> FATHER 10.1N BAD. in| But the boory batter struck out. was great excitement in| « it, Bill,” said the captain, | the manner of the little man|“why didn’t you hit the middle ball, 9 approached a saleslady injas the umpire told you?” store the other day and sput-| | “I aid, ‘remember when I came here cl met ot arene for my wife, “We had a bunch of negro b you troops on board and it/was a terri- 4 the | ble experience to them, as most of! e asked the Rava C amr tene Oe Was base | thant had. never : been’ .away trom | | wkirt for her little girl-—"| home before, They were very re- “ i Usious and weed Lo pray all over the rc! the * ¢ big eid @ prayer mat eg ‘id aad T right outside Window thus: 1 skirt home to| Lord, if ean’ Celle COMIC PAGE MONDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1919 SAY WHAT DID ———— You TELL Me “TS Do ALt Hose NEVER. MIND JOE! “Heyer PUT THAT “FINE® INTO , Goop ROADS FOR You WHICH COP WAS Tr, Joe —' “ti SAME. ONE - Joe ?, SEEN Uts FACE WHEN “H' dunce says - Sut OR NOT GueTY! HaW- Han - Han ff 1 BET CT was \ ‘Gave. WERE YOU Thor REALLY PINCHED FOR SPEEDING Joe?’ CAN (T BE PossieLe THAT SOE - 4 UR se OH' I'M Some Boy NOW!— SINCE I LAST SAW YOU T'VE LEARNED TO PLAY, DANCE, SING, RON A ‘PLANE - ETC We wEVeR_ KU EW THE CIBANNE OF THE wWoRe ‘Qur* ONCLE JAKB WASA MAN OF STRONG- WKLi OF REMARKABLE QE TERMINATION! WHAT EVER WE STARTE0 HE. | FUNSHEO, VOTHING 0VL0 OSCOURACE. Wa! ms PRYUNENT CHIN LENOTEO STRENGTH WASN'T A WEAK VERTEBRA pal WS WHOLE SPIE! Magazine ON WHLeveL Joe - You WERENT Gon’ FAST, WERE YOU? WE DoN'T DOUBT FoR A MINUTE, Yes Bur HBO ALWAYS QUIT A POKER Gama WHEN HE Gor AHEAO! HE HOLOS A ROYAR FLUSH Jona a Tetedy te "Grindstone Peorge