The evening world. Newspaper, November 3, 1919, Page 40

PeCAUn Nn Plays and Players By BIDE ‘way of diversibn we're go- f to let the realers of this col-| nt us open our mail to- | M-ta voluminous and varied, Mf almost everything but a ral Marriage. | br instance: | Yeager, who spent some ‘entertaining ths soldiers in fe, writes us to We used inst week entitled “I and credited tc Arthur A.) ‘who sent it in, was in her) all the time she was! has forgotten the name} jut is quite sure Mr. Stein! it. When we printed it! that It sounded famil) here's a iptter from Edwa: who also attacks Mr. Stein's the autliorship of tre rhyme. eo that a! DUDLEY |The day that Flannigan'’s hearse «horse won the race. ' soon as it is completed,” con: | Mr, Alward’s note, “we'll send you can play it over on your uku | Caretul, boys, or there'll be a couple of song writers (?) in the hearses, Our next epistle is one from Per- cival Knight of “Apple Blossoms, suying he considers “thirteen” his lucky number. His present job is his thirteenth in musical comedy, and he plays the part of Dickie Stewart, which name ts composed of thirteen letters. He points out, further, that Fritz Kreisier, who jingled off some of the tunes, uses up just thirteen letters in his name. And then again, “Apple Blossoms" has thirteen sec- ns of the alphabet in it It all sounds fine, but we've never considered a young man named Per- eival lucky. | wih, MARY »WHAT ’S “THis “BIG INK SPOT ON 2 YOUR KNEE ? a WELL ON MY WAY y’ scHoon T tore & Die Hone IN MY STocKin®, so I Jost wed my KNEE ONDE The stort. bey ee ee —AND THE Hore atys Menry Lewis, the, The long envelope we have just has been using the rhyme! opened contains an announcemens) ‘and, further, that it was| from C. P. Greneker to the effect that | in Life, These two com-| Lew Benedict, Who was a well known B Gosnot prove that Mr. Stein Minstre! for more than thirty years, ite the rhyme, so if he! is to come from Albany to attend the 7 his apparent claim| Mcintyre & Heath anniversary din- : ‘apprise us. {ner on Nov. 12. Mr. Benedict begun | @ letter from Roy| his professional career the same year | rand to our recent state-| (that the South threw that rock at Gail Kane, film sta: to| Fort Sumter. He says he can’t Nerd Bradley's mpty | dance or sing now, but he is still able to yell, “Oh, waiter!” Fea! And‘ now comes “A Drinker,” with aa well aa. 1 45" a sumple of his wit under Prohibi- Locke, “that the lad's arma | to e ‘ id ‘be empty if engaged in} “Maybe you accept jokes gratis and im the ufore-mentioned lady.” you don’t, but bh it is,” he i Ls as the wrong idea, Wil-| writes. “The country has gone dry, Liiradiey never casries a cane, | but the climate remains wet (refer- come to & note from a den-|ring to the much-ness of the rain to be known as Doc, | these days) gag ¢ Bewmpaper route We'd suggest that somebody give ‘several Pt ” he} this poor sufferer a drink. Now we've ' y passing ‘& chutoh I no-| used up our space. The rest of the) Snmouncginént on the bulle-| wits, posts and other offenders must | ‘Strawberry and Cake Fes- | wait until to-morrow. ght.” vba genet the the next diy the text for on the bo: eee ae & heae Gossip. ye ‘The National Vaudeville Artists will « TheY | dance to-morrow night. Leader” will open at the “The Lost Hs Greenwich Village Theatre Nov. 11 ‘ re a net Pauline Lord, really & great emo- East treet, tional actress, an a : Raat beg » Newlnave been engaged for “When & Man's a Man.” “Marjorie Rambeau, in “The Un- known Woman,” will begin her en- gngement at Maxine Elliott's Theatre ‘writing you these fow lines to “know [ have a brother who Is @ member of the fair sex, think very much. In his foun Nov. 10. Here it ie eet Phoebe Foster will have the leading derfu role in John Cort's production of ever eserTel girl “Three's a. Crowd.” my head in a whirl, Mrs. ‘Ned Wayburn, who underwent bowl y . |& serious operation recently, is recov~ ; parce ore ree ering. She is at her home at Bay pace Side. Mark A, Luescher solemnly an- y nounces that Jennie, the Hippodrome elephant, will shimmy at to-morrow's matinee. Hugo Riesenfela is in Washington, Where he will conduct a performance of his comic opera, “Retty Behavo,” to-morrow afternoon. Edwin Carewe has gone to Califor- nia to make scenes for several feature films, including one of Augustus Thomas's “Rio Grande.” 5 There will be special Election Day matinees at all the Shubert New York heatres to-morrow afternoon, ‘“Bee- ww" will have one, too. for I have to|, Every actress in “The Dancer” has 4 ‘& pet dog and they are all brought to burried back stage and | the Harris Theatre. There's a kioodle the boy and his mother, [Battle-roval near the stage door each | you, Bobby?” he Bight pate. 7M » ig |. Edna May Oliver and Ned Sparks | a have been engnged by Harry Wardell | you're going to vote Tues-|for his new Victor He! ert musical | production. wv Oliver Morosco announces he has engaged Vera Michelena and Donald McDonald for the cast of his new musical plece, “Merry Mary Brown.” the office of the Strand comes the announcement that Max Spiegel has lensed the George M. Cohan ‘The- atre. From the Kiaw & Erlanger headquarters comes o statement to the effeet that he hasn't. “Write your | own ticket. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Rotter delay buying hér a diamond awhile. She may prefer a nice little chunk of coal in the ring. FOOLISHMENT. A sweet little damsel from Macon, Was asked if she ever read Bacon; Said she with some heat: “One cannot read meet, Get wise, now, and cut out the} fakin’, Gre false and her hair is b don't think that I am raving, . affection she is craving, at I'l give the girl her fll, fe her old man owns @ still, ‘comes a tale from Al Btrase- it the Fulton Theatre. It states 4 Wanger, producer of subject of ver- spoke up. ‘Delongs to the Boy Scouts are to have an election on y," she said. fanger aped up to Mr. Strass- c ‘Send that story to Duxi! he shouted. ‘jt to him yesterday,” replied gent Prose agent. L Row, here's the next. It’ ‘Niiem 8. Rokaw, P: yor the Avon Sporting Club, | us that ular song con- be held At the club's dances Hall on Nov. 7 and 14, and ‘we will be a judge on the d date. but we can't do it. Some- t get up and sing selec- o “The Little Whopper,” away we'd be accused of 4 work. iks. we have a communic Harry 8. Alward, the tr man who pilots “La about the country. Harrieon,” it begins, “and ait sporting’ under? a of which FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. mith (to flelder at negro ball game) pular What's the score, Hph? i er. the} Eph— . run something BR. g aaa tér nuthin’ favah the . Smith—-Looks tike you're beaten, very hard, doesn’t i struck the Boulevard h—-No, sah! Dis is the first innin’ Ep! an’ we ain't been ter bat yit. e Day's "Gaba Glories | a "Yen" —— “And I'd say to the waiter, ‘Bring me the best plank steak you have in the house,’ " “Ub huh.” “And after I had eaten it I'd ten} the waiter to bring me the check," “Ot course.” “Ud pay the check with my money | and then I'd take my thirty centa? tip the waiter.”—Younga- gram. , = THE GAS BILL. HE stranger was ushered into the soclety palmist's presence. “Ah, you wish my wid? said the great seer. "Well, madam,” said the Visitor, “in a way'I do. I've just | cailea"—— know all about it, I see you have me appolntments late uite true,” interrupted the ci Hush! Let me go on, Something which you have written for and striven hard to get das eluded you time and aguin,” “Right you are,” murmured the vic- tim. “But pati Your end will be attained in the near future. Suc- cess is yours.” m sure I'm very |wiad to hear it, madam,” said the he biggest hotel) | subject as he flourished a blue pa- ‘I've culied five times with the has a very open mind.” nothing ever stays in You see, “Certainly, t sit here, h MILLIONS! Dim the paper,” said the Plumber, “about a Colum- man who is to inherit 4p on a fortune like that.” ould you do if you alwayo wanted a lot of A know just what I'd do,” rht int re City’ — r. DAWGONIT We > CANT OVER- Look A VOTE IF WE EXPECT To, ELECT ouR CANDIDATE! JOE'S Com Wie Pras Pabaig Go 1¥ ¥,Kosng Weal ————_—— I THINK (LL JUST GRAB “TH CAR AN' JAZ= AROUND A FEW BLOCKS FOR “TH! FUN oF (tT! ULL FORGET How “T'pRive IE 1 DON'T KEEP MY HAND™ INS LEAVE IT TO LOU ” OW. GLORY! - THERE'S One OF THOSE GOLF i "BUGS" WALKING ALL THE WAY HOME = RIGHT IH “THE MIOPLE OF “THE ROAD, 100" ‘EO -I'VE BEEN SHOPPING ALL DAY AND BEEN “TO THE Hair- DRESSERS AND, EVERYTHING ! WELL -I S'POsE SouRE ALL SceT For “TH’ ELECTION “o-moRROwW Dear 7 DAWGONNIT! 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