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\ Senate and a Cabinet; One Representative for “MON DAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1919 Silk Company Plan | Gives Workers 6; Per Cent. | Salary Bonus Fortnightly Paterson, N. J., Mill Operates Under ‘Federal Plan,” or Shop Representation in the Management of Business — Workers Realize This Plan Makes for, Justice, Co-operation, Economy and Energy— Employees Elect a House of Representatives, a Every Twenty Employees; Twelve Foremen and Department Heads Form Senate; President, Gen- eral Manager, Treasurer, Etc., Form Cabinet; h Has One Vote. Evening World to-day prints the seventh article of a series | with Profit Sharing and Co-operative Plans of big companies of which are working on the prodlem of industrial unrest. | les are written by Martin Green, a staff correspondent of The World, after a thorough investigation. The experiments are loycrs and employees, The Evening World believes that there employers of labor whose methods of sharing profits with Hea are not generally known. This paper would like to hose employers. | By Martin Green Company (Tho New York Evening World.) | of a factory in which smiling faces predominate in the bows is greeted with sruiles and hearty salutations when ne capital and labot\ might be considered by the reader as illustrative of condi- tions on the mythical Island of Utopia.: There is, however, such a factory in this severely tical world in these severely practical days. It is an island of industrial democracy in a sed of Boleheviam, Sovict ogitation and syndhalism, The com- CORE € Keader mnderstanda that thls sur with « view of adapting one OF 106 of them to his business, son, N. J, The institytion is the silk Mr. David finally accepted what is known in the “Federal P' originated by Mr. John Clevuland and is in pra jon in many manufacturing Thisisa | plan of shop committee represen- tation in the management of tho business. It founded on the form of dovernment of the United States. Having selected tho * Mr, David and Mr, silk industry, which fumishes livell- hood to 30,000 workers, gut, because of its shop conditions, \it inspires} more comment among si age turers and silk mill workety than any institution in the silk prodtcing field. ; ‘ederal Plan,” Van y set about putting knowledge of It In g city where strikes and lockouts | tufore the employees. Underlying the tion in the Hous periodically split the leading produc- operation of the plan is a_ poll swenty employes tive industry wide open, a strikeless, | based on justice, co-operation, econ- erewerey omy and energy. nature | cornerstones and. £01 {nfu-}sheat of the super Experience Int): of industry has show the co-dperation of employees it necessary that the employoes full These are the toe ts the cap- ture, of things, an overshadowin ence. Such a factory is the Cotwin Street mill of B. Edmund David, walkoutless factory is, in rink 0 mMocratization hat to obtalu is Edmund Daviy, 20 REPRESENTATIVES CHOSEN FROM AMONG Silk Workers Have Voice THE EMPLOYEES also composed of twenty | members. The Senate has twelve members and the Cabinet five | It isa principle of the |< each Representative, |: nd Cab: Bt bt IV SENATORS CHOSEN FROM AMONG THE CHOSEN FROM AMONG THE EMPLOYERS ONE BRANCH OF WORKERS ASITED FOR LONGER HOURS IN ORDER To CATCH UP WITH OTHER DEPARTMENTS Bonuses REGULATED By POINTS IN EFFICIENCY RePorTs OF "GOVERNMENT MEETINGS ARG POSTED because of death Some of the representatives in the | first House refused to stand for re- jelection six months ago because th | in a or resignations. tures of wanted to make way for others der that, by a ey stem of rotatio inet member | some the employees | sentatives of their more votes |Manugement. The me is given of the Facial Beauty and Sartorial Correctness Mede to Order Some Revelations as to Why Vice Presidents of Banks Ask for Dyed Leards; Second LTicutcrants in Army Most Photographed Class in the Land. By Robert A. Simon. Copyright, 1919, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World.) OHN BARRYMORE may or may not need a hair cut when he poses for the photographer, but posterity never will know. Burrow can help it. Not if Beth Miss Burrow is the young lady who retouches celebrities—her own pictures would call for no retouching— and if a leading man’s hair isn't properly trimmed when he sits for the camera Miss Burrow performs a tonsorial operation with a retouching Dark-room barbering isn’t the sum of Miss Burrow's accomplishments, in the management. the House is @ ually divided between | eithe She can remove sunburn ——_—_ —__— ee Ine. It was started eleven yéars understand the mothod by which it tree tinue slects a Speaker to pre= {Men and women, from the visages of lady novelists|and asks me why her daughter's pic- age and has grown 60 per centiin |is hoped the result will bo achieved. pide aver ite deliberations, ‘The pres | PODOTIS: OF Me ee ns active summer Or| ture dosan't make the look as sizo aud production since orgagi- | Th's involves education, and in the ent speaker is Alex Dykes, a twister, | ie RO ee eae. atin, ioe ttract f t course zation. The employees have ni process of educating the em: who has teen In the mill ten years, posted on the tin bourds in present a debutante with a lovely | attrac as Billie Burke, Of course / y y hem= mills and notice struck against A the employers invariably find ther selves put through a course of edu- cation. Personal contact with lwbor gives to capital, ax represented by the management of a busi an ever-widening conception of how the Inc, and the concern has never locked out its workpeople. Even last spring, when the manut turers throughout the United pres ine elects a presiding micer of the i pase of ge of employ N laws. A mass meeting on company time, 1s 4 month, when topies scussed by mane kpeople 5 nterest are of} ment and w string of pearls or remodel a bank it happens only once ina lifetime for her, but it happens every day to me.” subjects most easily pleased -presidents of banks, acee Phe Gas Meters | Daylight Saving Is a Great Thing, but the Guy) That Gives Us Gaslight Saving Is the Boy \ That’ll Head. the Ticket—Love Makes the ) World Go ’Round, but They’ve Never Discovered What Makes the Meters Go ’ Round. { By Neal R. O'Hara Copyright, 1919, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) 4 AXI METER gets you coming and going and the gas meter gets you b A T standing still, Only meter that pleases a guy the higher it goes is the speedometer. Gas meter is like a burglar—does its robbing after dark. And the taxi meter goes in for highway robbery. ' Guy that invented the gas meter discovered perpetual motion, Gas | meter is the only thing in America that works more than eight hours @ | day Meter has no connection with the union—that’s why. Gas meter can even have no connection with the gas pipe and still keep going. Yep, lit keeps going, and going strong. Meter never takes a vacation, Whole family can take a vacation and lock up the house, but the meter keeps | ringing up charges just the same. Tennyson’s Brook and Edison's meter {are the only two things that go on forever. Only difference is that the | brook just goes on, and the meter goes on your bill, * Daylight saving’s a great thing, but the guy that gives us grs- light saving Is the bey that'll head the ticket. Meterologists have j been trying to solve the problem for years, Claim the only way to | save gas is to use electricity, Meterologists are the guys that .ead | the meters, They’ve got it all over fortune tellers, Have even got it | over bank tellers when it comes to large figures. Fortune teller will read a guy's palm for the next ten years nnd all it costs is a quarter. Meterologist will read a guy's meter and it'll cost him a quarter for the next ten MINUTE: And a quarter for every other ten minutes thereaster. 's never do things hy halves—they do ’em by quarters, Love makes the work go ‘round, but they've never discovered what makes the meter go ‘round. Only the gas company knows that. And \ that’s why the gas company has a lead pipe cinch. Guys that read meters do it with magnifying glasses. Also stand on their heads to make a 6. look like a 9, Meter reader can look at two ones and call it 11. Any onel-« of ‘em could spot an adding machine 5,000,000 points and still beat it out. i A guy can have electricity in his hair and gas in his stomach and | still depend on the lighting trust. Gas is the only modern improvement that shows no improvement. Only thing connected with gas that shows any progress is the meter, And you can't beat the meter—not even with lead quarters. They do everything with gas now, from cooking to committing suicide |—although in a lotta households we know the cooking and committing suicide are one and the same thing. Also use gas to put In balloons or pull out teeth, Gas does about everything but add and subtract, avd gas meter does everything but subtract. Gas meter’s really like a football game. First quarter starts . things going and it’s hard to get the quarter back. Second quarter makes things lively and it’s hard to get the half back, And the last quarter generally ends in darkness. And gas meter’s like a football game in still another respect—it always produces a lotta kicking, Reason they put the meter in the cellar is that there’s always a kick to it. Cellar is now the place for ANYTHING that’s got a kick to it, Water ineter’s in the cellar to furnish chasers, Gas is one of the few things that ain't gone up'on account of the war or on account of the armistice. You still put a quarter in the meter and get ten cents’ worth of gas, But a guy that’s without a quarter's like @ pair of wild horses—he needs two bits. Yes, indeed—-we've been all over the country, and we'll state you can’t accomplish anything in the dark except on a parlor sofa. It's even hard to accomplish much when the gas is running low, although Kipling wrote “The Light That Failed” when he was down to his last quarter. It’s a tough job beating the gas company, we'll tell the world, birds that can do it are owls, . | | | | Meter reade: Only ¢ ’ to Miss Burrow. ‘ tl nf, a. - “ t : t . j ‘evea is’ mrsigenngcmciaon sho ht Shela? Tit "a, BMG ay | RN este ae manage EN ea aw LOUF SWeetheart’s Reveated by His States locked out the silk work- \|contact with the management, gives oT having AS the publica. | Mont a &@ meeting of the Houso! of beards,” she remarked. “They ° ° see the B. Edm 8 (havi v unless he On such ocea- | fi her ‘ Hand: t bat 5 und David, Inc. \\to labor a new iden of the part that tion of a poriodieal bulletin). Th alone @ David Mr. V Tan Ke| | hate-to have the aray spols show, so Qarac terist 1 cs landwcritin, did not a working hour. | capital plays in bringing In the money , jy alsy a committve called the Board Thea gtLEhMsd auch teastinne teelel dye th hi nail Incidentally, I learned in Paterson \that keeps up the plant and upnol-| ct App Roprosontation on com re er end late Sa [2 Sye them “tor: fhem, 1's a smal Copyrient, 181% by The Press Pubilaktos Co, (The New York Evening world) mot through anybody connected |sters the payroll. miltces is so fixed that omployees al He ianakemont lh ow accominodation for such obliging ‘. a with B, Edmund David, Inc, but|EMpPLOYEES TRUSTED “FED. Wi¥s have a majority of any com- king on a pension and sick benefit Wouldn't you dye a ST iiecn the analysis of the handwriting sent In by sincere See eheliee Send Wanaiaene of ERAL PLAN.” mittoo tn Joint scasion. plan | 5 beard If he was pleasani weld Midmon' whe ‘desire to learn more. about thelr swerethenrts y's leading business men--that 4 S ti 01 ad ¢ 7 the association of silk manufacturers; Came a time when the employees HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES In gennes ion with th | about tt? oe Ree CLT ThaRe RL ines Haley Likes ieee: cxpellod B, Edmund David, Ino, from |of B. Edmund David, Inc, announced = MEETS ON COMPANY TIME, pancat Saiayels It was a diMcult query, and wo! E. V. We—-Mondy. At timew tacl- | Make and loge money: Likes travel- miembership because Mr. David re-|thet they belleved they understood pio House meets once w Week and! intricate but ia well understood parried it by asking which class of turn. Would not consider him frank. |Iing. Impatient of ts nt fused to lock out his employces. W. |‘! ioral Plow + peep @ Sena once & Woek separately on! by the employees, 1h } sitters was the harJest to satisfy, ceded bhdaan be pg sey oe Zindly, sc 7 2 the mill! and an ardent advocate of |t1oM or rejection of the pian rested re paid, at thelr hourly wage iate,| fection in eloments entering into | ine sonia’ dt’ PaBIIGN Sika Burrow | { Tae een courage not high industrial democracy, had been sec- | Witt them. A secrét ballot was taken [or tho tune tuey spond in deabor-| production, which is arbitrarily | ba a ; OEE ea Anes Nieeirdly. aabArante ; 1 i ; t type. Prejudic gg ardly CORA haracter unformed. retary of the association for several | #4 the workers—about 60 per cent. tions, ho Cubinet meets, at the cull) fixed at 100 points. The bonus + promptly, ie | Trifle flirtatious, but head governs sears, and he was, of course, men and 50 per cent. women—adopted op the Provident, every two or Lhrce plan was adopted, by the way, by | “Meaning ?"— | K—Will power, but not quite! heart, Do not look to him for wealth matically expelled with his bus {the plan by a vote that was prac- \.eks, Piovision is made in the plan| the employees, through their rep- | “College students and clergymen.) Ar Ke—Will ps , AGRE pod Beal The mill has always been a tric. |tCAlly unanimous, The mill was then yor joing House, Sen- | resentatives. Each department is | ons ~ ee aees Grati le ut Poised. Extravag nt. Independ ey OO dumaeicl dle eineece: buCMEE tionless institution ax to relations be- |PUt on the following basis of Hae y two of (ese | credited, every two weeks, with { ies . it . s ried a | taeeatas ° J tween employer and empioyce, be- D ‘ S| 60 many points for exceeding j chat, but the college studentit”— 7 Panera , Sail es cause of the fair attitude or Air. David Me average Une coosuted ina sos | certain standards, The points ' | Bho picked up an album of pictures.! “Just as though personally Nest) | 4) a naiy, but holds his own and his associates in the management |!ot from among i @ ion of tie House is oho hour, but) earned by all departments are | “Let's not talk of college students,” SOlething you foul eet oh” you! nnsel, and head governs heart und the fair attitude of the peuple | Mouse of Representatives. Foremen have lasted two hours. added up and placed to the credit |’ peyis | ghe said, “Look at these svidiers and ') YON My ia picture doesn't | Bomewhat pretentious. :efined almost who work for them. But some three |2nd heads of departments met and ry question of wages, hours,| of all the workers in the whole | BURROW. \ Sailors. There funny thing abour *he exclamec, tg one of|te efeminnocy, pay i “i years ago Mr. David decided that his }COMtituted themselves into the Sen- sition anything els0 plant. H hte ee ee CAMERA hg weer g out my mnality’ is one of ty effeminucy, | Frightfully extray Mr. Id decid it i Nop conuitions anything else re N | | service oud think a warrto' se complaints, As a] wn cinployees were entitled to something (ate. (Tie President, General Man- Sicciing the managomnt of the plant) Say the various departments in a | wouldn't be afraid of 4 cainera, but the sitters p TOD ik 0 | MERAY WN W/HOGE LAINetIY® OHAReAL Bt ce aet rene neeta cena. Ne | tha borparetiod and ‘other officers of Comes before the rapresentatives certain two weeks roll up a credit of \they're dreadfully timid." saeco Mocsltynlechelen ee eee was tn contro! wages would always be | tie corporation be @ the Cabine’. Complaints and grievances are in- points out of a possible 100, mark- | an. overs: major-gene eal any yory here are Ox- |” . at the to ; |The Cabinet, it was understood, had be x th cle of é president's last year's suit so that he | ( , day ; dry plate course there are © , Vited and acted upon. Any member | ing the pinnacle ¢ ion,’ Every | president's last y ther day who brought h d mE oat : E Bie power ae Vere vi the House or Senate may propose lemployes in the plant at the end of | seems to be garbed in the snapplest, | him as a sort of bodyxuard, options, You can't photograph Wel CONSTANCE SomTells everyting In the B. Edmund David, Ino, | pili dealing with question that two wecks is given, in his or! most collegey style. Give her a re-|directed the whole operation.” |Mam Gillette ws eo oniy ap hel ce moow™ completely swaved by voice in the management of thelr own! eoncern the basis of representa: | jrermanv to the operat pusl- {her pay envelope, an amount equal | srue, tn tak & its lek rice men always have an apol-|ture of the man not oils ai he) emotions, Weak, procrastinating rs 1 ind the Cabinet may also ini-|ty 6% per cent, of the 4 ouching pencil and 9 ey ted for being photographed, it ap- appears but as he Is. Poss hats Will have to pull himself together f = Rene eee ar Gill Besomnen tinyden tar tho pen |hat will “come out” as a 1920] 08%. becantse i always saying clever to make good. t ; rt Mtihay. aiwa : -|things whi ne operato! ‘ork- | " a law ft must pass both houses and/centage has run as high as 64 and|turban, Of Miss Burrow They always explain that. their ot ee Ww TWO MINUTES OF OPTIMISM he approved by the Cabinet as low, as 4, but never below 4. For| removes wrinkl ntens out mother told tiem to have their pie-| Ing: And | the Mised to be sheriff of | M, Reece nalanee not fornrey, He By H Canes discharged employee who illustration, make the average for a |sightly noses, fair and adda| tre tken.” remarked Miss Burrow. (handler C0 tht an artist, and | Ke erman J. foels ho has been unjustly treat: year 5 per cent, An employee earn- |, an cosy eu But |, 2 Hever, saw One. whe ¢ 2 aus * everybody wants a picture | . B. C—Selfish y a" ki y tic may bring his casa bofore the * every two weeks—and many | ce to commonp Ape. But | because he felt like it. Do you sex f everybody wate Chandler's win h Pad ro? ggg ey Tally yee pic 7 yap tert aigh gpeiee Opmiapenangnatinaaanel House through the representa: |carn nearly or more than that | beauty doctoring is too much in oll 30 second Houtenants’ in. the Bares for any ope deeply Copweisht, 1919, by ‘The Prove Publish (the New York Ev for whom he voted. Al! uilarly—would receive each payday |way of mi routine for her. Her{atbum? Second Moutenants reopall cacss aren, as tame, ne dee Y AITH not fate rules the universe, ; there wag only on somplaints whigh are jet satis. jo honus of #260. At the end of the /especial delight ls to make a hand: |i GOES ad! ate ip Musicians, howe care abouts” sald| A, D, @esMethodical, careful of per- True faith tw invu i; Of the globe who wai seco etnato are retorred to the |The sive of the bonus dopenda ‘on {some necktie bloom where @ faded /"G)" second thought, Misa Burrow | Mina Burrow sonal appearance. Struggle betwee” never wears away; It may burn | ~himse! Hie d ay Appealo and H the der |ine crtarte of the omployaen tor. thelanred of cloth onc decided that debutantes might con- | ment looks. I lipuine and reason, Almost effem- low ubt it never burns out; it some-| h is the foundation stone of! cision of Aho Board of Appeals is |crodit marking rates fixed by} “A photograp is not altest the honor with the second lieu-|% baby gra at inate tastes, Modest, unassum vement; it is woven | the not satisfactory to either the em- na ton f \ ; 1 have | tenants. |real life 9 ike up the whole | aes Artist es Painstaking, apt to bi 4 ebus but it always sweeps back | fo of all accomplishment: it 1s “ f ‘ standards adopted by themselves: happy one,” she mused, “for I have|tenants, real and T've made fiddles look Wke/ reserved about personal affairs nen ayeo e ageme { ov iar funeti¢ eit out cops men on. faith that spurred the tired plough+ os fae i Sy Seema nants Se |PLANT PRODUCTION GREATLY|to act as general secretary and ike neon ren i *e Bee ae Ee it on ant i ores ‘ay, but absolutely Faith ss tuo ballast of toil, Men) hoy to become the emancipator of n| final, binding decison. Thus far INCREASED. Jiplomat extraordin for this es-|conmented. "They ring up carly in| Mise Burrow was o trifle coy S lacking in will powe grow disheartened, but faith forever | a faith that lifted a little girl ‘ the David “ ol retoucher ing to say that they're com. |seying who wast P) pow remaing to fire desire, to comfort} bereft of senses from the depths of| pes'vens ae tar as the Cabinet | the adoption of the plan the|(#blishment as well as retouc the morning to say that titwy re com | celebrity to photograph. Finally A. V. $—Qualities favorable for when weary and worn, to insp re to| unparalleled gloom to the hegh | has gone as tar a @ Cabinet |onployees, by their own efforta—no| Miss Burrow draws her pay from|ing in the afternoon, Half an hour | jamitted that her own preference Saaecnl Saauek eat eee | a Bhts of f E and ¢ nt or, the advance guard comes in, Yowe-griicr ngs despite ‘the thorns. unrivalled heroism, | PAP esinian, Snel one Bhy au lip schemes having been in-]one of Fifth Avenues photograph | later, the advs Sota gown. Hal? | Billie Burke | straight business, as he has too many Tt is fauh wileh sustains the| tr tho Arch of Vidtory faith han| {lone which have beon preacnted by the management—have | cinq DrINgIDg the OO ee eo raive talt| BUisverybody. in the studio loves! irons in the fire f Professions! swimmer who fights the tde; faith |slways been the keystone, “Faith in| t,the Board of Appaaia were imaterially increased production and |*00" sore gee tha worst? terete AMOR UIA MeN ine cain; (nem, ana Ald, HUE MOK OF ARS) man whieh supports iho suldier wth themselves, faith in the ‘thing they| 30a Met atoct considefas (UNO, Increased the quality of the Brides’ mophers: ars ‘ See ee eeheee aia wonder of it] ZeMUy, Pug. Reels. Oem Sarat eres pene ¢ wall; faith which warms] wore doing, faith’ that ali munt turn! tion, . idefa- product, Other mill managements in| she adde metimes you'l} hear| Then the Mose ee eeclf some: | Dorothy Delton le just ae awees M. 1. My Brooklyn—By no means the suilur who ¢ ats the sic jout well—it has been the inspira-j "oe" i Paterson and elsewhere have found| that a bride is hard to photograph. |'§ ig leet she can be, and Fey. Bein 4 sorpie dictatorial, Loving, kind, true. Eas. ey = aoe de ae tay tha has heartened | , pyery Gun on: ANN ae foi i how easy it is for dissatisfied em-| And ghie is, She'll rush into the room |"! end all of tom want the lett slde| the most ele an taxkiie Revi ily discouraged, wandering their golden 8 ds of hopeléay mon neg | Date or decision js argued out on the ean is (swan the hunlite | Am She'll i of then vt tt nrocess connected wi aking h . Gollary; only tulth can minate Griven to the depths of diat| basis of the #quare deal for both | bine they Inanutacture tty Of Mel nere the camera man's waiting and lof ‘thelr face photographed, Miss | Pichures. Marguerite Clark ix a dear, ae “stnmbliug serv.tued at the shrine of | peration and despair. rides, No ation from any om- | «phe gratifying thing about|say ‘Can't do it! You're holding @p| Burrow went on, “Almost everybody | ang Mary Roberts Rinehart |a'won-| | it, bee neertiain affections, Opti failure; only faith can lead man to| Faith in the ominpresence of Op- | ployee | hissed until it t8! our plan, Van Voorhies, * ; " Then she resigns |has a notion that the left side is) | Then there's Margaret Dale, by impulse. Hasty tn Syick ‘revivitying hope from the|portunity has been tho constructive, | rank rand full lin vent goconaratign wer awe a ne handsomer than the right. Maybe) yo always admires the antique Adventuresome, Notional Uuyrind hovering flowers of Oppor-|animating motive of countless 1 r achad ‘Aa tite fms | cet tote ew horself to the duty of posing—and a [hander “he heart is on the left | MMO. the ings Prone to dissipate “ and | : yracticab ! Lig Ap aa Sure rek later we hear that the pleture|side, No matter how pretty a picture are Miss Burrow stopped sud- candor, Buoyancy will carry emmy. : 1 women who have been sea y them 4 square deal and they know it, | eek lat ? ide fi Nhe Ripnhy they” laat] cone him @ long Way, combined with will t wome tine or ther the world | but d from serv , EPRE. « ney give us & square dei : vt do her justice," we take from the right, they insist) genly, iim 8 101 ‘ay, combined with wi RRMIITSR SG Ge ther of \acrvience to imiscnderstandinn tj] REPRESENTATIVES ELECTED | They five us o square deal and w ' her J that only the left is fit for presenta. | ° "Rit aon't ask me who Is the per-| power in certain business lines upites againat som: ono or oth , understanding and YEARLY know it nd the mother?"—we prompted. | {hat ait O trehee ite benefactors; and only faith can | discouragement . ‘ an ie ised or on Te wor "she . : ESTE ama sa ‘by the)’ Mower nave bird work blooming _lmployees clect thelr representas|cane of ail at making better Amert Sho always orders the photo-!"S\ wagays, everyone wants his per- | Somman job takes’ more M, Ke Hs Huntington—Somowhat jarbed wire surewh in the'r,path. Rev ataaee AEA) iad Nana RunGMnie: iva Onto a. ean HOA: BUDGIAL: ide |oltinanks DharOT ie a Booby Caen Cen Lares out.’ continued Miss Bur-{sonallty photographed, according to) than t} Yous cross oyes. selfish, Talkative, ‘Trifle flirtatlows SNURTEMNAZTS “Giics oompidined that !Be doce map cthe sunshine Of Faith, tions are held in cnse OF vacancies |to woth aides ot OO AN anIAge | OT and then she comes @round'Miss Burrow's observation, It taxes discretion!" Not domestically inclined at present.