The evening world. Newspaper, October 16, 1919, Page 19

rag ‘ } j - | alti Ae Sol, “Life of the Party,’’ Breaks It Up at3 A. M. With Disastrous Rattle So Mrs. Sol Is Not the Dazzling Centre of the East Side Social Solar System, as She Hoped to Be, for She Had to Trail Hubby Home When He Was Thrown Out. that they have never made a F’. can stand upright and swear bad break at a party. Some- \ times we tip over the Dresden vase while giving a clog exhibition, Wrop a poly- chrome piece of ice cream down § the hostess's neck or forget the cig: arette until it has burned a hoie through the best tablecloth. All ot those little inci- dents are recalled, Supreme! ‘There's a good deal of satie- faction in wearing the best article of apparel in its lime. Boston Garter | in wrong. with a shudder, and are repeated vividly in our most dismal night- mares. And all because we tried to be the “life of the party.” Sol declared that it was his first Genuine gaucherie. Never before had he so distinguished himself, while nis neighbors were always telling of the wrong joke or something and getting Moreover, Sol had come to bo regarded as of the party instead of with it. And as Mrs. Sol viewed the dwindling annual supply of invita- tions in retrospect she asked him fer- vently if he ever wanted to make her the social sun of the section that she was clearly destined to be—instead of remaining mere satellite—to try on this, the occasion of Moe's twentieth anniversary, to show @ little pep or something. ‘ “Remember, Sol,” she cautioned as Sol put on his ‘next-best necktie, “you are always sitting in the cor- ner looking at things, while Abie is always playing the piano, which he can’t do, and Benny is showing some bum card tricks, and Izzy is telling Jokes which nobody ought to tell when there is ladies around, and they 4} get away with it.” “What do you want me to do?” in- quired Sol, ther, with some heat, “do me to get drunk like Abie and Benny always is at every party ex- cept their own when there isn't enough to get drunk on? I don't drink because it cests too much mohey, but I suppose you would like to see me getting drunk and being all the lives of the party?” “Sol, you stop right now,” com- manded Mrs. Sol, who was on the verge of tears, It had been long since such an outburst had come from her husband—not since the time when she bought the leather set’ of Shakespeare for fifty cents down and four dollars a month, ag she recalled with quick recollection. “Well, ail four moth balls out of his vest pocket and throwing them out the window, “I guess I must be elected. Wait till I go out and get a mask or a rattle or something. Mrs. Sol recovered quickly and in- formed Sol exactly where the next stop was. Sol again bowed his head, begged forgiveness and agreed to do something to make her proud of him if he had to break a window or get in a fight with Spatz the saloon- keeper, who owed him $6.80. He then kissed her and hooked the back of her Aires with resignation. At 9, just as the first case of beer had been demolished, the pair arrived at Moe's. Sol made a very pretty speech and presented Moe with a picture of Paul and Virginia doing the 440 down the turnpike with evident relish, which had been presented as a wedding pres- ent ten years ago and had been in the guest room closet ever since. Moe looked at it critically, observed that Paul seemed to have the pole, and further volunteered that the beer was in the dining room and the booze in the kitchen. Much to every one's sur- prise, Sol asked where the kitchen was, Three A. M. Abie had just sustained his reputation for playing the piano and had been placed in the easy chair upstairs for further reference. Benny had shown his card tricks ‘until no one else was watching him except the younger Moes, who were trying ‘to find out how he ot the ace out of his sieeve with such despatch. Izzy had told his jokes so well that his wife was weeping and wanted to go home. “Good time had by all,” was the verdict. Between drinks Sol had been thinking. Mrs. Sol gave him a quick look every once in a while and it was obviously up to him. Finally he declared privately to Moe that if he could have a little swift one he would try and entertain. “Good,” said Moe approvingly. “It's time you did something for the party except the picture of the running At that time a self-styled profes- sional singer arrived and, after being properly coy and properly urged, agreed to sing if she could have a cocktail first. Sol mixed something from the first four bottles within reach and described it as the “east side special.” The entertainer was| then ready for anything and started! to sing. | Sol heard nothing, saw nothing. He had another quick one and decided that now or never was the dope. He put his coat collar up, pulled his hat down and walked into the he had onc oF he singer stopped and xplain that she wasn'( used to such. The guests hissed and some one threw Sol out of the door into Grand styer followed by M®. Sol. “It is just sike this,” said Sol, na he came to Essex Market Cou explained to Assistant District At- torney Direnzo: “I was thrown out. My wife beat me up when I got home. Sol went home, I ought to have a warrant for A body? but 1 don’t remember an about what happened. “Go right home,” urged the Prose- cutor. “It always happens once, and you can tell your wif the life of the part af te pare FLIES IN AIR, RUNS ON LAND. wright, 1910, by The Press lubiia ving Co, ban (The New York Workl,) PARIS, Oct. 16,—Whats evidently a similar invention to, one recently thought out by an American constructor was made known here to-day, A young French engineer has invented a motor car with which ho believes he can travel r and on the land too, Much the n_invention, the Mother! dizections for babies a the bottle. where the song Good Hosiery and Underwear News Fall stocks have many a timely bargain in hosiery and underwear for every member of the family. Especially Friday you are asked to see: Men's, Women’s and Children's Hosiery, 24c pair Those for women have garter tops, spliced heels, double toes and soles; in pure fine cotton and mercerized lisle—not altogether perfect. The men's, perfect quality, are Come in double heeled and toed, black, white and colors, The children's good “seconds” of a 35c grade, have double heels, Black and white. soles and toes. Children’s Fleece Underwear, 48c Rib cotton; shirts are long sleeved; ankle length drawers. Women’s Fleece Underwear, 59c Rib cotton shirts have long and short sleeves, knee and ankle length drawers. Men’s $1 and $1.25 Underwear, 89c Natural color merino shirts; » | long sleeves, ankle length drawers; ¥ also derby rib cotton shirts with | long sleeves and ankle length drawers to match. Namm’s—Main Floor, Difficult to Find Corsets Selling at $1.24 Coutil corsets that can be offered at $1.24 are ata premium today and so it behooves every woman of average or slender build to purchase a pair in this event. In flesh color; low bust and long skirt type; embroidery trimmed. Sizes 20 to 28. Namm's Second Floor, Your Notion Needs? _ List them and see if one or two, possibly three ofthe items spe- cialized Friday are not among your needs. Muff Beds, 44c Large unlined Muff Beds, $1.09 Large size, all down, silk lined, in black, brown and gray. Real Hair Nets, 8c ea. in cap or all-over shapes, all shades of brown. »_N. T, Mercerized Cotton, 9c. ea. Sizes 5 to 80, for crocheting. Namm's—Main Floor Surplus Stock of Fancy Laces, 7e the Yard Values to 20c A manufacturer closing out his surplus lots made us an attractive offer which brings fancy laces worth up to 29 to you at 7c the yard. Cotton Filets, Cluny, Venise and Others Namm’'s—Main Floor Save an Even $10 by Buying Now! S ph (ri'sze) Seamless Velvet Rugs, 36.75| “Weaters, An opportunity that may not come your way again, as our newrugs for later-delivery will be priced at $46.75. These are exceptional in beauty as well as price. Richly colored effects in Wilton designs, among them-being plain colors and Persian effects, woven of fine wool yarns—seamless; Friday, this exceptional price 36.75. 9x12 Seamless Rugs, 49.75, 54.75 Wilton Velvets of worsted and wool yarns; the retail ; Friday, 49.75 and 54.75 $3.64 Wool Velvet Carpets, 2.79 yd. Standard all wool carpets in Persian, Mooresque, Cut from the full roll, 27 in. value based on to-day's cost is 69.75 Vriental and plain colors wide, at $2.79 to $2.97 yd. Velvet Rugs. $8.00 27x54 Wilton $1.50 and $1.75 Inlaid Cork Linoleum, $1 Yd. Small Rugs—Underpriced Good qualities; at very attractive prices; makes that will give satisfactory wear for ma $5.50 27x54 in. Wool yy $5.75 27x54 in, A: minster Rugs..... 4.74 $8.25 36x63 in, Ax- in, minster Rugs. Velvet $8.75 36x72 i Velvet Rugs. An exceptional grouping of odd lots and rcom lengths-ome full rolls for quick disposal. Fine grade with colors through to back, in variety of patterns, some slightly misprinted but nothing to hurt the wearing qualities, third, at sq. yd. $1. $1 to $1.25 Cork Linoleums, 64c Printed surface cork and stout burlap back, offer a ry good wearing floor covering. Variety of patterns, 3q. yd 64e. Congoleum Felt Floor Covering, 39c in 2 and 3 yd. widths, enamelled present cost at yd. $9c, The heavy gor jace,pfelt underpriced at Size 0x12 ft. Size 9x10.6 Siz Savea Congoleum Rugs— Reduced “Gold Seal” Grade A sanitary, easily cleaned floor covering, much these prices: 14.48 | Size 9x9 ft., at 12.48 | Size 7.6x9 ft, at. 4 and! said you were} , get genuine “California Syrup of Figs.’ nd children of all ages who are constipated, bilious, feverish, tongue- coated, or full of cold, Children love this delicious laxative. idea would be to have fold- tliched to the which n by an 80-horsepo gine. would spread, and with specially Atted tanks, the machine could fly two hours ry At the back of the car, fold would be the elevating plan to be released by a catch, On landing to resume road travelling the wings would have to refolded by hand, cial tests are to be made soon. AN nd KNOCKED OUT AND ROBBED. Three Men Bent Jeweller and Get | n Ay the Bronx, when within half a block of his home At 8:15 o'clock last night, was set upon by three men, knocked on the head, beaten and robbed of cash and Jewelry amounting to $1 Nelgh- bors heard his groans and summoned the police and he was taken to the Alexander Street station, “They choked me till [ was dead,” he told the police. A small boy who witnessed the assault gave @ deacrip- tion of the hold-up men. Mr. Eiger said the robbers took from him $260 in cash, a diamond ring worth $460, diamond earrings, $300, two laval- lleres, $240 and @ small diamond valued 2 price aed “California Syrup of Figs” For a Child’s Liver and Bowels Say “California,” then you will Full are plainly printed on er en-| By simply releasing a catch the wings om. | fj Insist upon haviogW L-Doug- las shoes with his name and cor, 8th St. 847 Broad near 14th. *1552 Broad or. 36th St. 1495 Broadway (Times 8q.) & 984 Third A W. L. Douglas *2779 B47 ls 250 *& 706 Broadway, ne: 1867 ee == > “THE SHOE THAT HOLDS ITS (7 SHAPE” $620 sp S720 $B00 $900 & $1000 Stores in Greater New York: rd Ave., det, 146th & 147th Sts.) JERSEY CITY—18 Newark Avenue nants bese #HOBOKEN— 120 Washington Street, BROOK N. *x UNION HILL— 276 Bergenline Ave. ‘Thornton St. | «NEWARK 831 Broad Street. sor, Gates Avenue, | ¢PATERSON—192MarketSt.,cor Clarke x *xTRENTON-— 29 East State Street, of W.L. Deugtas Sh Broadw: Fifth A AT NAMM’S in Special Purchase Children’s $8 Coats, $5 Winsome little styles for dress and every day wear. In warm pretty fabrics and colorings. You will like these coats, we are sure. Our Infants’ Section is ever on the alert to find values we can recom. mend to mothers, and here is an event in Baby Coats that merits a@pe- cial trip to buy. Fashioned in a variety of pretty fabrics for winter wear and developed into tailored and belted styles. beaver plush, velvet and self Collars are of material. Sizes 2 to 6 years. Child’s $2.25 Felt Hats, $2 Navy blue, black or beaver colored bats, with rolled brims and ribbon sashes. e ‘AIL ORDERS Namm's—Second Floor on merchan- dise_ in this advertisement will be filled only while quan- tities last, unless otherwise specified. Wives and Mothers With an Eye to Sav- ings Will Come Friday for These Savings Boys’ Coat 1.97 They are made of close ribbed yarns for winter wear, Va art worsted, with shawl collar and two pockets; in popular dark grey color; good strong school sweaters, Men’s Flannel Shirts, 1.48 Popular collar, attached winter styles, weight; handkerchief pocket; all seams double _ stitched and faced sleeves, large comfortable bodies; quantities limited. Namm's—Main Floor BROOKLYN, N. Y. FULEON AT Mor} UXREUT Every Department! Chiffon Velvet Hand Bags, $2.88 Exactly — like sketch — chif- fon velvet hand bags with metal frames and chain handles. Lined with silk poplin « finished w swinging mir- ror and purse, Black, brown, aupe and navy blue. Built on steel frames. 14-inch Seal Grain Leather Boston Bags, $2.97 Namm’'s—Main Floor A Dozen Cotton Handkerchiefs, 48c Women's cotton handkerchiefs which we usually sell for 60c the dozen are marked 48c for twelve for Friday. Think of handkerchief needs and buy now. Namm/s—Main Floor The Subway Is the all-weather, under cover route to Namm’s, Hoyt Street Subway En- trance. Imported Holland Herring. .... Large Meaty Ui (™ Can Daly's F Snaneseng?? "8" 10}46c | Canned Vegetables—— Fancy Maine Style Corn, Early June ; Peas, Sttingless Cut| Choice, Beans, Red Beans, 12 Tomatel 14! 2c a) TTT At Less Than Cost $5 All-Wool Coatings $2.79 If you éan tailor your own coats or have a good tailor this is certainly a wonderful opportunity to buy all-wool coatings at a substantial saving, for here are remnant lengths of beautiful qualities, 114 to 4 yards long. In African and gold brown, Copenhagen and navy blue, Burgundy and dark green, 79c—36 Inch 59c—36 Inch Figured Storm Serge, 48c a Yd. Sateen Linings, 44c a Yd. Quality comes in navy blue, | Pretty printings on dark wine, brown and black. grounds. 79c—36 Inch 59e to 79c Jacquard Crepe de Chine, 48c a ¥Yd.| Lining Silks, 39c a Yd. Half silk; complete color line of | All colors in remnant lengths, evening and dark shades, in- suitable for linings or children’s cluding white and black, dresses, 36 inches wide. Namm’s—Main Floor, Clearance Stamped Goods Thrifty needleworkers with an eye to the future Xmas gifts to be made will welcome these savings. Odd _ lots, such as Infants’ Caps, Infants’ Pillow Tops, Pin Cushion ‘Tops, Bibs, Aprons, Center Pieces, Corset Covers, Boudoir Caps, Pillow Tops, ete., all simple Macienst while they last, at Sahat tins? 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