The evening world. Newspaper, September 24, 1919, Page 13

BETTER DEAD Life is a burden when the body is racked with pain. Everything worries and the victim becomes despondent and downhearted. To bring back the sunshine take GOLD MEDAL The national remedy of Ho land fot over 200 years; itis an enemy ofall pains re- ic acid troubles. All druggista: three elzes. y years of age either a failure success, BEECHAM’S PILLS have been made for sixty years and have the largest sale of Ss medicine in the world! Millions use BEECHAM® | Bold everywhere, » boxes, 10c., 25e. or a Distraught People Going “Nutty” in a Jamboree of Pink, White, Blue and Yel- low Brain-Testing Tickets. By Farmer Smith. CEDAR GROVE, N, J, Sept. 24.— The “zone” system has got them go- ing in New Jersey. Each passenger receives a ticket in- dicating the zone he hails from on getting on a trolley. The man puts his ticket in his pocket, but the ques- tion now agitating the gentler sex is, Where is woman going to put her ticket? As a rule she has no pocket. A woman can't be expected to carry a ticket In her hand for half an hour, chew a ticket on a ©ar—a worse jin Boston or balancing peas on a knife. To be sure, there's the old reliable lisle bank, the stocking. But —well, the cars would become so any seats for women. The Amalgamated Association of Dressmakers and Modistes have taken up the question very seriously and is divided as to whether a ticket pocket should be put into the waist or skirt or whether an emblem should be put on the left shoulder of woman's dress, as it is on the boys coming home from France. Many favor the emblem idea It would establish immediately the haere tion of the wearer. ‘At a glance zone would be shown. It she arousd swallow her ticket or it should blown out of the window there would he the emblem over which there could be no argument. Resides, it is argued, whe a tee big stores had bargain days various zones the emblem |wonld shut off all question. Of course | would be expected that bargain day prices would have to be cheaper | for Zone No, 15 than for Zone No. 1, (BRS PREIS ASE =S Ri is la) r ty i) i LA r sy i A o OPPENHEIM, CLLINS 2G * Fulton Street, Brooklyn be and it’s bad form in New Jersey to| the, |vreach than blowing on one’s beans| 2 they are, it will be a moot question crowded again that there wouldn't be| 8) Ccessories THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 1919, All il Jersey a Torrid Zone; Whole State Made Frantic, By Trolley Zone System), for the difference in travel would have to be taken into consideration, It will be select the em- blems. A mosqulto might answer for the Broad Street line and, of co ire, o market basket for the Market "Street | line; an orange for the Oranze zon a chicken for Cedar Grove and, natu ally, @ nut for the Nutley zone. But that's only part of the trowb! New Jersey. There will be zones in- stead of grades in the schools, and th vard of Heaith, which is alread upside down over the new win have to provide birth registra- e | ie y adjustment, tions fer the kiddies, from the kin- | lergarten up, from the zones in whieh | they were born. And when the doctors start in t 0 make their calls according to zones, and charge according to zones—wow And the taxis charging by the zone. And then, of course, there will be zone parties instead of block parties, going to be The social zones ie trouble makers in New Jersey’ societ ee When the Third Zon bh that the girls in the Tent whether a, will go oy one bette or—well, it's going to when the thing suit of Miss Bird) Jones of the Jones Zone gets into th ill, the girls of th 4 the Brown Zone 4 re will be torrid zones in New Jersey.’ all right, but it goes without saying that the most exclusive society wilt stick to the Arctic Zone. wearing shorter skirts than be awful. And 8 e h r e e Gy IN Ite a nice mess that the Public |IN Service Company, with their zone: and pink and blue and white and yel- low ticketa have got the people of ee into, and what's the an- ewer? For the best as of the Jersey Vesca Del beget puzzle the Casta oly of Newark and Nutley milk-fed ickes “ICASTORIA For Infants and Children ic 3 |K | In Use For Over 30 Years | N Always bears Se PT Pg pee iN aa of Dress jth RE’ as important as her Suit, Coat, Gown or_other apparel, & (They require” the same care in selection —the same touch of girlish distinctiveness and youthful charm, @SS .—and above all’ else—mrust’ be modest in ‘design and price. . We now havea large selection‘of the various accessories of dress for the Miss conforming to her special requirements in our. several individual departments: Bhuses ‘Shoes neat ante hi “YO DMM hl What McCann Says About | Adolf Gobel’s Adolf Gobel wants me to put into writing my reasons for telling him that Gobel’s frankfurters are decent frankfurters. I find the task easy. The New York Sun, Sunday, August 24, 1919, said: “Mr. McCann is the Blasco Ibanez of the Belly, the Victor Hugo of the Digestion, the John Milton of Starches.” John Milton didn’t know how starches are married to frankfurters and racely divorced from them. I do. I have before me an advertisement, the kind the plain people never see. It is part of the “secret diplomacy” exercised between too many sausage factories and the wholesale supply houses that help to keep them moving through the profiteer route. Read it for yourself if you would know why I am able to say that Gobel’s frankfurters are all they ought to be or can be. Here it is:— “Take one-fourth pound of our Victor frank- furter binder and one-fourth pound of any other brandon the market. Put each in separate glass jars and add to each one-half pound of water and stir thoroughly. Note the result. Then ordera few barrels of Victor and try it in your frank- furters. Directions: Add to the meat while chop- ping and ADD PLENTY OF WATER!” These are not the only directions. The others have te do with the addition of 12 ounces of Savaline Preserver to each 100 pounds of meat. In the first place, Gobel doesn’t use a preserver of any kind, nor does he use a binder. The law permits the use of the binder, which is always this or that kindof starch, Some starches take up more water than others, Starch by itself costs nothing compared to the cost of meat. Water costs less. The commercial frankfurter so common in the market places con- tains enormous quantities of water held by starch, and the two together are sold at the price of meat— a crime the law allows! Doubtless had John Milton known of the binder scheme he would have described it in blankety- blank verse. It is a blankety-blank piece of fraud. There is no mystery in Gobel’s frankfurters. Apart from their decency there is nothing else to say. Frankfurters Gobel’s frankfurters contain pure pork and beef, government inspected; pure salt, pure spices, nothing else. The meat is chopped, put into sterile casings and then smoked in one of the cleanest establishments in the United States. Adolf Gobel has no use for Closed Doors. Any one may go and see for himself just what goes on under the Gobel roof. The trouble with most people is that they don’t take advantage of the self educa- tional helps that would enable them to distinguish the difference between decency and _ indecency; between superiority and inferiority. The law doesn’t define decency. It can’t be used as an argument for or against any food product in any court in the United States. As far as the statute books go, it has no meaning. Yet—people know it when they see it and respond to it when they get a chance. They want the things they eat to be decent, and though they make little personal effort to locate the indecent, they appreciate it when they find it. Frankfurters have been commercialized be- cause smoked and spiced meats afford such a strong temptation to the profiteer to make use of them in collecting easy money. The man who makes the best possible frankfurter as well as the man who makes the best possible loaf of bread should have a path beaten to his door. It will do the present generation no particular good to discover twenty years from now that Adolf Gobel back there in 1919 was 100 per cent. honest. The good that is to come from his honesty must come now or not at all. Hence my readiness to tell the public what I know about Gobel’s frankfurters. I do it gladly. Those who doubt the plain truth can investigate for themselves, for one can get to the Gobel factory by investing five cents in car fare and those that are near enough can walk. If they find I have overstated the truth or that the truth means nothing to them even when honest- ly told, I shall willingly, in the former case, walk from the Battery to Van Cortlandt Park in broad daylight with a placard on my back labeled “liar,” and in the latter case I shall do my best to convince the man who claims he is still indifferent to what he finds that it would be well for him to take treat- ment in a sanitarium where they deal kindly with the mentally deficient.