The evening world. Newspaper, July 29, 1919, Page 18

fi ie i hale Magazines «ij Generous, Eh! If Mary Had Two Apples, She’d Eat One and Save the Other! COMIC PAGE Tuesday; July 29, 1919 ails ULNA LITTLE MARY .MIXUP Salt eH aT tccege Se oo the Mat ne! uicse says J corm Be GEMBROUS ~5S0) You CAN TAKE Your CHOICE 4nd HAVE SITE R We wTTLE Dow or The Bic one — ‘ TiN fT Wound BE NICE AND GENEROUS “Io LET Thue Have der Cthoicet OF THE Dois — <BuT Dont You DARE “TAKE “THE Bie One cde BY WAY OF DIVERSION. (By Thomas Finnerty.) Tell me not in mournful num bers movie actors connot act, Can it, bol Your think-tonk slumbers if, in sooth, Ut te not cracked, Pipe @ reel; lamp @ fitwm, Action! Pep! The grave's the goal. Shoot ‘em! Time is fleeting. If @ movie job, tearn healthy beating from a husky mod. Yet it scema t Bee Joe! \'VE aor “o do My MARKETING AND ONE OF, “THE FRONT TRes IS Now HURRY! GET IT pone REFORE MY WIFE > Comes out! ¢% te te be ii j a I sup- (Pee all newly married men have the trouble.—Jeff.”” ee ts a i aan tl RE ie g if i) : Hl piisfire yh ex te f | ‘the |9n_ of Ibsen at the Neighborhood | Playhouse beginning carly in Septom~ saying Potter wonder. reas is doing. It would help me, tter likes to see bis name in the and he lets I and the girl eat portion of meat insiead of or- pT two. Weill, I and the girl are quite a time here al er q rote y asking me to slip him ten Q eat is watch out of hock. Hot Days of Summer re Gossip. ¢ ’ Ned Wayburn has started rehears- ing the new “Midnight Frolic” com- PaeThose Who Walk in Darkness” will open in New York on Aug. 11 at a controlied by the Messrs, Snubert. Tallulah id has been se- Bantchea: lected to play the leading feminine role in the special “39 East” company. ‘Vivian Martin, film star, is visiting New York. She has worked out her contract with Lasicy. Adolph Klawber's comedy, “Nightioc: Night, — TO PLAY IBSEN. Leigh Lovel and his wife, Octavia Kenmore, ‘who fecently arrived from | London, ave arra: to give a sea- ber, These players have long been recognized a England's most tal: ented Ibsen exponents. — A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Ev ly should economize. You can Sa peur old shoes soled nowa- days for about the amount you used to pay for a new pair, FOOLISHMENT. There was an old maid named Misa Prim m, ° Whose chance to get married was slim, In church she'd say: “My! The sermon ts dry, But I'm teally in love with each hymn,” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “1 haven't slept for thirty days.” “Why not?” “I sleep nights.” sea eaeesaiaieeemnmian THE TUB THUMPER. 6CPPH ERE seems to be a strong popular sentiment Against Prohibi- tion,” said a gov- an’s Norub os © Be & 10c at your Grocer CO., Mfrs. joken, N. J. ify VAN West ernment official, “IL stopped on a street corner the other evening to hear-a Prohibition tub thumper, He thumped his tub and yelled: r friends, five years disease-rotted wre: , red-nosed ruin wit! alcoholic sore throat, gin-hardened ALMOST FLAT! 48 HAD A PERFECTLY DEVELOPED GODX WIS, MUSCLES STOOD OUT th GREAT AS! EVERYSBopY PLAYS GoLF UP AeReE!. COME ALONG An’ Tir TEACH TA How To PLAT! will open ut the Princess) gg a DIO YOU READ ABOUT THE PEACE CONFERENCE? liver. blear eyes and toddy blossoms Po owt me eed himself on @ chest: ‘What do you suppose, dear friends, has brought about this ehange in me? “He paused tmpreasively, and in the : saison. 6 You Pe Ws BS suerse | | MH EVERY THING ENDED : Nice DID'NT nv? THE STRONGEST MA ft Shing CounTY. WLO LIFT MORE THAN ANY TuJO IyS EASY WHEN YA , GET TH RANG _ Father Was a Regular Musicia ME SPENT AMY HOURS EACH OAY:1 THE O¥t1 AMO KEPT 1) CONSTANT. : TRAUNME! FOLLOW TH STROKE. RIGAT THROOGA AN’? REMEMBER 1} WAS WAS JUST THINKIN’ OF ONE WISE THING THEY ALL DID HE SURE 10 LIKE TO DODGE. REAL WORK! “NOBODY” ’"KID"NOBODY, THE GUY WHO CANT 88 LICKEO Vend a Tabody* te “Grindstone Beo.48" KEEP ‘YOuR EYE ON THE BAuL!! THEY DIONT ALLOW THE TURKISH H DELEGATION ‘To BRING THEIR WIVES