The evening world. Newspaper, July 3, 1919, Page 14

Euenin yer cetarly ead Players By BIDE DUDLEY. , < HORGKCO, through ‘ai the Criterion Theatre;when President arrangement with Prot. Pesdoa, his family, suite and body of Harvard, will have the ex-| cuard will attend the performance cones ‘ight to produce the prise|of “Three Wise Fools" as guests of written by the students of John L. Golden. The theatre will be\ |. e say Fond ‘atthe: college, Firet| decorated fn the colors of the South ‘will be offered ‘d; to the award, the winning uniforms will be in evidence. TO PESTER THE FISH. American Republic and Te Joe Weber, Mra, Weber, Sam Ber- | & regular royalty! 1:4 and Mra, Bernard started jast night on & motor trip to the “| Thousand Islands, where they will fish for a week. Being unable to get any liquid bait, Mr. Weber and Mr. Bernard took along a man named Distillator. » Gossip. Jean Newcombe will haye a birth- day July B- Don't oak us. ‘The Winter Garden has engaged numerous entertainers for its Sun- , {day concert. ‘never clit (t.s0 *twould ft; often much too large, But mother diamed Kit's daddy when “he youngster made the charge. | ike other boys: would tease poor Kit call his clothes a sight, almost ev'ry day that passed... Kit mixea'in a fight, : 0 vi dhe peer times have. changed; when Kit .|' Davia Adler, comedian, hes re- |e starred soon in a dancing act by |. M. Hoyt &-Son, It will be elabo- + | rate, pre oe DR. PESSOA TO SEE SHOW. pana will be Brazilian night at a cool is largely a matter of as meat, SAWTAY Hollandsise-Seucs for Asparagu: * i. *)Gream M4 dup SAWTAY. Add yolks of 2 “ 5, beaten 44 1, feaspeem pepper, dash paprice. Add slowly 34 cup. beil- ing water, Cook in double boiler until thick. Remove from fire. Add, drop by drop, 1 tablespoon lemon juice. mit pi Heres @ chal rit “not. Ae maton a tae ar hye AD ot dane LM RUNE. vier . |e. @ play written by Bruce Reyn- s|east of “A Little Journey” at the ‘ pe) ‘bn gpa are cooling. Served cream or egg sauces they are as se ronses for freckles with the jnal. r ° 4 reliable concern that it tost=-youa penny unlessit |. es the freckles; while if it does | @ clear complexion the ex- “é i S eee ‘ounce of Sicaee hes , > pittin’ rom any drugs’ . Force rm Fle fy ead | Of * | trom! ‘nib how-easy itis to rid yourself of b the gouely Freckles and get a Beaute " lon... are than ‘The film “Open Your Eyes” will be shown in the Chestnut Street Op- era House, Philadelphia, soon. The N. V. A. will hoid a field day at the Lights Club, Freeport, Sun- day. and everything. Tom Tertis, Vitagraph director, is lookihg for a homely man to act in & @ film, Wally Ham is with the Vita- graph now. , } The Messrs, Shubert have accept- | ¢lds, a Cincinnati advertising man. Cyrit: Keightly has returned to the! Vanderbilt, after acting in Rachel Crothers's “He and She.” Charles -Biherson Cook will pro- @uce'a new Mark Swan comedy en- titled “A Regular Feller” in Stam- ford to-morrow. turned from France, where he served hs an entertainer. Jeanette Deitrich.. danseuse, is to “Rambler” of Greenpoint is going Terrace Garden Dance Palace to- don't tell Sqiiieh Mditinnis. + Cecll Spooner will ¢lése her séason at Miner's ip Bronx | urday, Joe Solly and George Chenet Will start for Lake George in an auto! Tuesday apd arrive, maybe. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. The Strand Theatre cat, Ethel, orawied in the pipe organ yesterday and when Max Herzberg started to tickle the tvories, he thought the in- strument was haugted. —_— y FOOLISH MENT. There was a young lady named Skinner, A Who ate a whole chicken at dinner, Her beaw who, observed, » Was. greatly unnerved, And took back his ring—the cheap paar FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Hotel Proprietor—Who is the new it? foo ' Clérk—He's @ tich sugar man, ‘Hotel’ Proprietor—Give him a suite. _ WANTS. Tyee TO COOL “THE RED HOT HORSERADISH ‘When father brought home some feast. He took a generous helping of the sausage, covered }t completely with the horseradish, and then put it into his mouth. ‘The expression on Robert's face underwent a sudden change. His cheeks fushed, his .yecth and then his mouth opened wide, Two large tears that filled his eyes relied down his cheeks and splashed on his napkin. at, Want with pepper?” er. "E want to put it In my mouth,” said ra th. Robert, “to cool off this horseradish.” Youngstown Telegram, a MAN RECOGNIZES BOOK AS HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY. In one of the big base hospitals ‘of the army @ new librarian was set to work by the American Library Associa- tion. 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