The evening world. Newspaper, June 21, 1919, Page 12

wen VN” A bout Plays e By BIDE & CO. are announcing| cess,’ she said. “@heir next season's plans. Be- Ee #1445 opening two new theatres ¥ will stage numerous new plays. and Players | DUDLEY ‘We bought a job-lot of books and a fine bookcase, but the reading matter ain't my kind.’ “What's wrong with it? I asked. “‘Tt seems to be some sort of an Cowl will open the Times/ argricuitural review. I only read one ‘Theatre with a new play. k Blinn, in “The Challenge,” Walter, will open at the/ cided Capt Bill. Theatre Aug. 1. Donald and Wallace Eidinger will be in George V. Hobart's “Buddies,” opening in Boston 12. P. G. Wodehouse will write lyrics for “Among the Girls” that musical play will be re- in the Other Selwyn will be “Wedding Bells,” ~ | the other evening. writer of article and it was about onions and other vegetables.” | “I took a look at the books,” con- | “They had bought | a set of O. Henry she had read ‘The Third Ingredient.’” TO STAGE “GYP.” Gossir. Jimmie Watts is to be in Greenwich Village Follies.” Rice's new vaudeville partner ‘es new val ie 5 The United Kraukauer Ald Society bad a theatre party at the Casino) last night to see “Somebody's Sweets | Harold Ortob and bride, who are at White Sulphur Springs, W. Va, ens countered a “Honeymoon Banquet’ ‘Verne Harden Porter, editor ana! films, plays and other things, has returned from the Pacific Coast, where he ground out fin fun- nies for a year. He is to remain in New York. A LONG PLAY. | When A. H. Woods was in London he met Goorge Bernard Shaw and *| they lunched together. The producer ft Hf iif i ss He - H ay 2 3 s asia Ih eal | hin ie sat i Herieilt FH | 3 | ty ii ¥ a4 ee Bae ee te uek Sen's vou biota YAN’S NORUB was @ mighty clean wash. too, ple af te ist Van's Noruo wet early next time, It will if you Se & 10c at your Grocer VAN ZILE CO., Mfrs. West Hoboken, N. J. asked Shaw if he had any plays he |f might acquire. “[ have one,” replied Shaw, “but | you can produce it only twice « : week.’ “Why onty twice?” “Because each performance would “tt tare a coded flot! ba mare did sot tious Woods, He found out ft was true. WHICH EXPLAINS IT. Up at the Terrace Garden Dance Palace Evelyn Hubbell has inaugu- rated @ sharpshooters’ dance, par ticipated in only by et who execute unusual stope. medals asked A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘We've had cyclones, floods and ep @emics here, and last night, at the House, we had “Mulligan'’s Beauties."—Hodge (Okla) Reporter. FOOLISHMENT. I wove to hear the little rain Come beating on my window pane, With ali its saucy might and main, 680 very gayly, On days when there's no rain at aft! The world to me seems cheap and| amall, if Excuse me, please, for I must call On Liseie Batley. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Doctor—You must go away for a) rest. Merchant—But, docto: BE ne von it, r, I'm too busy ; Doctor—Then stop advertising. i IFT. & rural ." wuld the visit vighil was mine”—Philedelphia Bulleday’ subeeennations TO AVOID CRUCIAL TEST. ‘The Commander (to Paddy Finn, ap-| plying for special leave)—Just sign the ‘orm, | Finn—Above the line or below it, sorr? | The Commander—No, on the line. | Finn—Me whole name? The Commander—Yes, your whole name. Finn—Me Christian names? The Commander—Yes, your Christian names. Finn—And me nickname? The Commander—Never mind about Zour Bickname. | Write down your hriatian, names and furname in full. Phare + I can't write.—Lon- HANDY WORDS, “See that man over there? Ho's a bombastic ass, a wind-jammer nonen- & conceited humbug, « parasite | an encumbrance to the earth.’ you mind writing ‘met all that aT ‘Ss MY ONCKe ed, WE WAS The BRavesT SOLDIER 1M WASHINGTON JOE’S CAR atari COMIC Saturday, PAGE Jume 21, 1919 He WAS In “THe ARMY OF “We POTOMAC AND He WAS WOUNDED Twice AND GST senT Home Gos BLANCHE! 1 HATE! To “TELL. You! THAD A Lic’ MIX-UP wiTtH A BREWERY “Truck Jus’ Now! Way FOLKS WSED-TO SIMPLY » RAVE OVER Hird! ADMIRING EYES. WERE ALWAYS We WAS WOUNDED ONCE IN ThE TOMMY FROM INDIGESTION — SCHMUTZ” SAID “TH REASON “I WAS'NT MARRIED WAS — CAUSE No’ FOOL” HAD PROPOSED That Classifies Joe, a Husband Is a Husband—but a Car Is a CAR! on JOE! “ete me — J HOPE — 1 HOPE -THE CAR ISN'T BADLY DAMAGED 1. "70. LOOK UPow 10-9 WAS " %6. FEAST ON BLAUTY, ASIEHT ALWAYS TO GE REMEHIBEREO! YES, BUT HE HAD AN AWFUL LockING MUG WHEN, HE GREW UP! WHAT 1S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT DUCKY AND MYSELF? ask ME IF DAMAGED ??? o NOBopY* HE FINOS A POLICEMAN WHEN HE WANTS OWE? ; Wend a Nobody'to Grindstone Searge® HELP! HELP! (VE BEEN ROBBED! warrant Bor nam 3706 White Plains AVe orem BUT | CUESS ABOUT Mrwo HUNDRED POUNDS,