The evening world. Newspaper, May 28, 1919, Page 28

peas art) pvt eaegllinlalie t Plays and Players ——S —————— Mary, You Have bs By BIDE DUDLEY | “a cae maave aaa Tacha. Tv ERE WAS ONE LITTLE “Bor ste Moved ‘ — OF ANY Puri, 1H pM a lat f GIR. THAT GOT LowER Away ¢ OMSTOCK & GEST announce;And very soon the manager came), that the title of the play! rushing through the door. Te CLASS MARKS Than I Bo—- Fecently produced by them as| He grabbed the flyman, threw him “Through the Ages,” has been) down and ripped his socks away, ony to “Tho Light of the World.”| ang naving seen their art upheld the is @ dramtic spectacle in three acts) Go iop, gave the play @apted from the French of Plorre ¢ Age Basson by Guy Bolton and George Midd) ith usical setting b; i. eitien, Se bas Suit Sonciuded| »,SPeaking of ocks, Frank Bill of 7. ; Brooklyn bas sent us a rhymed ulti- @ tree ace try-out in Buifalo,| matum. 11 jogs along like this: Detrom and itimore. It will re-| 7 tackle ‘most anything once, = so ed nl Wewwe a el rit band for ali sorte of knocks, —— TU do all kinds of crazy stunts, QKETCHES IN THE GAMBOL. | pur 1 will NOT wear white socks. RH. Burnside, Shepherd of the sa FRANK'S IN AGAIN. GOSssiP, Leo Wolssterg, Manager of the Re- . public Theatre, is the daddy of a brand new boy. Marcus Loew has engaged Lucilla Toretska, Russian folk song singer, for his vaudeville circuit. Violet Mersereau has signed a con- trac for th , i, “i. Picture Company. a THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY NING A SCENARIO, is debe "Reon wil score 208 pore ormances eac w , i fF aes Pauline Risttpuliesns ate ain ey" ar pb ie se Nou Havint aven “U0 Smile and Kiss. ; . a gel Me “ONE” SINCE has been engaged for the new edition = of “The Folies.” q MASTER SAID Vera Myers is playing leading in- F XI WAS A MAN” Mr. | genue roles with the De Augolis Pal- ‘ OF RARE. GIFT! E ace Stock Company, White Plains. 4 David Belasco was caught paying x real money to get into a theatre re- | cently. Hoe bought tickets for “John, Ferguson.” The Boy Scouts membership drive will be launched locally at the Hip- yers in Three” | tituted iced tea for the hot This is an absolute fact. | Frances Starr, having completed her season in “Tiger, Tiger,” os to Lake George soon to spend the summer. Ruth Mitchell of “The Lady in Red” js nineteen years old to-day. | If you meet her slap her nineteen times. Mollie King isn't going to let a Nttle thing like a wedd! interrupt ber stage career, She will continue in “Good Morning, ag Stewart Baird, who was tn “Little Simplicity.” hae been engaged for a role tn the new Shubert revue, “Bing, Bang, Boomn.” “The Better "Ote" will be trans- from the Cort Theatre to the Booth on Monday, June 16. Serta seth Pree Petticnien Oe Ot Roenine ome By eee y'are sin! tf Y'KNOW the” Metropolitan Opera Company, | { play the, nee role In &@ “Listen Fe core iin eg ANYTHING ABOUT CARS, Jus’ A BARGAIN LIKE “THAT WELL. I wanta car ae "BARGAIN" we GOT IN TAkeE @ Look at THAT! SELDOM LASTS MORE THAT'LL Last ME AT “i ere pete —— “Than A Few DAYS!’ LEAST A YEAR tl or . Rain or shine, Take it from me, The Germans will sign. iy, f al i i APES PRESS Frese Hg i i i a ' * F ie 5s A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. The average woman saves money in ber mind, only. FOOLISHMENT. A girt by the name of Sue Green Was dreaming that she was @ Queen, When her mother yelled: “Daugh- ter, Throw out the dishwater,” Now, wasn't that terribly mean? FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “What is it that flies through the he tmomnne ven to ers te honeys gas foe er THE OLD FAMILY SKELETON oe fre. Cason © - “NOBopyY“* e FATHER. EPC rs Yes, S07 ~ HE CAN 11%, BUSINESS WITH fan, he swore, “Two wilt ducks.” HAD A WONDERFUL For iL Ooze EWCATION HE Lapel Ag wy as pi ower Awe ¥ Boake g) Bence ‘one Aer Send x71. By Cx s tone 6. s - LEGE HE STEPPED LIVERY WACO a lated! erind stare Canes The Day's Good Stories BURNED THE CuD- PORTE Yo Ur HE WANTED HiS SON ANIMATED OILCANG, As a means of defense against ane- MIGHT Ol WN70 THE BUSINESS 8Y THA 70 BE Some BooyY JHE REST OF HIS AWE ip endy te HE price of oll is # matter of no| mtes,—Tit-Bits. BARREL! M1, THROVEH “at ° WORLD A IENTAL ¢ ivr 2 Se tsned of st Soripg ieee’ A VERSATILE ARMY. ee Conese! EE: WORLG: GLADIATOR} widiot Tey ie ees: te haunt of that animated ollcan, the N American colonel in France on Bee Palmar. So rich in oll is this seabird was having difficulty with his ro ‘that the natives simply pass a wick safe, writes Ben B. Lindsey in through its body and use It as a tamp.|‘he Metropolitan Magazine, It was ‘The oll is ead ‘one of the things ex- |the headquarters safe, Its lock had ported from the jammed, and none of his staff could {sland, It is founa|open it. While they were struggling in the bird's stom- With it a nogro sergeant came up to ach, is amber col- them apologetically. ored and has a pe-| “Cul'n'l,” he said, “if I ain't in- cullarly nauseous ‘rudin’ into dis heah diMcuity, I be- odor. The old birds ‘eves, sah, dat I might he'p yah.” are said to feed the “Yes?” said the colonel, “What do young with it, and when they are aught or attacked they lighten them- pre sg i eaid the sergeant, “I sug- Selves by disgorging it. s o'p! Ha: “Corp Re Mt. Kilda it:le lean! to kil the’ mene? | Why Corporat fuimars only during one week in the| ‘Co'p'l Hall,” the sergeant explain- year, but during that week from ¢, under his voice, “was fo" foah 18,000 to 20,000 bird troyed, | 7eare & bugglah.” The mutton SHAT lie asierctio Olntbal Han oser areie ene , 7 pral Hall opened the safe, alvo carries its oll in the stomach, and. “Well, sergeant,” the colonel sail, aod Mg WHY MY PAPA 1S n ‘ej this off th h its nostrils “I'm glad to know about Corporal - Hall, 1 wish I'd known it sooner. It! NEVER WRONG a WE TIM would have saved us a lot of time LIBERTY BOND HAVE THE BOND ie co E N’T USE BUTTER with that safe. And tell me, sergeant fi —in case we may need to call on you o— some dgy—in what direction do your for mashed particular talents le?! tatoes. Work |, “Cul'n'l” the sergeant answered, peers “Ah doan'’s want to tell no Hes, Stand: inatablespoon- | in’ as Ah does daily in de presence of ful of SAWTAY | mah Maker, mos’ doubtless Ab doan' eds of want to tell no les, But if de time i eniiksad make comes when Ah kin he'p yah, sah, t em fluffier, cream- jAh'll make a full an’ free confession, ier, and richer than |# full an’ free sion, sah," any you ever ate, he sar i ay 5 _ SAW TAY isthe A MANLY MAN, ‘i EJ = 4 ply oil aa Sg be M* OGDEN BELLOWS, the 2 os Nebiaeka suffrage t-ader, ro- 4 ve oe pe roe ferred frequently in a Denver AT \) am address to manly men, L THIS HE COULDNT RAISE : HE IS FIFTY CENTS ON A WHY HE DIDNT Tap tropical nuts. It | An anti-wuffragist tried to heckle takes the place |her. 4 of creamery but- | “What do you mean, madam." he " that expre: ter in every form hr SERRE. "6 of cooking. ‘A manly m: gouns sald the kind who t Things to Eat’ just because he knows | strong enough to hb to throw Louls Globe- Democrat,