The evening world. Newspaper, May 26, 1919, Page 22

wat Furning © .cclarla, About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY HE officers and trustees of the BLOO HUGHIE! Actor's Fund made their hie Randall who, we are proud ual visit to the fund's bome|to say, grabs The Evening World at Staten noon each di to some Heand yesterday, TB0 | triend near see what | COMIC on I Gere cine ines 'g On The LEFT SIDE om ( You Tit AFTER saToRDAY ——— COME AROUND Of “THE oTHER SDE OF ME ~ Tings MY WEAF Ear “Cause Mom said * Td Keee on The C, RIGHT sive oF You~ MAYBE You'y Ane appar 4 ME TS The ciRcus# \ sbout leaving New York ut this time. | was headed by Daniel Frob-|the oid kid has sprung to-day,” has President of the organization. |sent us a joke which thinks were E. H. Sothern, Julia Mar-|should not be withheld from the Jesse L. Lasky, F. F. Mackay,|DUbIic any longer. Here it le—tell it) Er. and Mrs. Walter Vincent, Mr. and|"®,[%e folks: Oscar Engle, Harry Harwood, | arrested Fernandez, Charles B. Wells, | acquitted. and Annie Biancke, Mr. and Milton Nobies, Koselle Knott, @nd Mrs. MoCall Anderson, Renie n, Miss Chaifort, Mra, Bernard id, James I. Cooper and Mr.| A New York landlord dicd one day Mrs. W. ©. Austin, After @ lunch. addresses were made to the of the bome by President hman, 1. H. Sothern and F. F. Mr. Sothern told of bis ex- St. Peter took his pedigree, in France while entertain- | 4% shook his head in hidden gice, the soldiers. An impromptu show | “/'ll have to transfer you,” said he; wed the speeches. The visit was ly enjoyed by both the callers the guests, A NEW FILM CONCERN. Rex Beach and Samuel Goidwyn Bbvounce the formation of a new fi pany known ay Eminent Authors’ ures, Inc. which will control ex ively the motion picture the works of the following Roberts Rinehart, Bui verneur Morr! rude Atherto! Beach. it lgativa. LeRoy Beott and & milliva- dollar or- ) be: Charles Dillingham attrac- Plons have decided they wil! not strike watter if the Actors’ Kquity 4 @ union and order everyb it acting. The cirle # x treated right and, anyway. N be darned if they'll hamper ir art by indulging in anytiving as mplace as a strike. ® NUT STUPH. Mayor Ole Hansin wants a square 1 ahd @ job for every man. 80 do we. Argentina wan 109 years old yes- y. Which, of course, has noth- to do with tho edvanoe in rente} in Guam the Marines play i by mwonlight. They had to & game off Friday night. Eclipse! Rallroad Administration needs it a billie dollars, And here been worrying sbout owing milkman ten. the fighting 127¢ L paraded all ul week. He had the only member Ottawa, Ka! in that tow rouble kee _ JOHNNY SAYS HE SAW IT. dobnny Dooley, who is acting in y filma, told Clarence L, Bach, ent of the Dooley concern, thing funny yeste: “It isn't unusual for . When he caine through be had ® mustache” “I gee the saloori-keeper, who was beating his wife was “How come it?” “He showed the Judge his lick her Heense.” GOOD LUCK, SATAN! And no one Aeaved a sigh | He aped along the Milky Way, And reached the gate on high. “You know the reason why.” The landlord sought the other place, Old Satan grasped his hand; Real joy spread o'er the devil's face, He catied his spike-tatled band, In blazing oil they let him fry, | And 1, for one, just can't deny That Satan ts a reg'lar guy. How ‘bout it—ain't he grand? Gossip. Frank Cork will conduct the Mot |thaprul Symphony Orchestra at the Park Theatre, Hurry Leyahardt, manager of the California Mieatre in Los Angeles, is in New York, Mile, Daxie, the noted too dances, has just closed a fifty-two weeks’ tour of the Keith and Orpheum houses. Cision Webb, of “Listen Lester,” has purchased a home at Great Neck, LL, for ving purposes. n to the ” to-night Pauline ¢ be French girls, have been engaged for Lew Fields’s new revue, “The Lonely Romeo.” Polly Pryor, formerly of “Little Simplicity,” will have a leading role HH) the “ing, Bang, Boom" produc- jon. George White's “Scandals of 1919,” due at the Liberty Theatre next week, opened last night in Washington. 8 Decoration Day matinees will be given at nearly all the Broad- way theatres next Friday. ‘The rumor that Violet Heming will leave the stage for film work ts un- | true, She will tour next season 10 “Three Fuces Kast.” Chie Sale of “Monto Cristo, Jr.” has challenged Hiram Slater of Can- astota, N. Y., to @ pea-shelling con- text for the chainpionship of the world, The Will Morrissey Producing Company {s to be Incorporated soon with a capital of $60,000. incor- porators will be Mr. Morrissey, Harry Green, Henry J, Block ond Hector, Downe. | SOCIETY WAS ACTIVE. Queenie Kerwatt held a lawn party at her home last night. It was at-~ tended by thirty young lety people jand thousands of big black auts.—- 6 Leesville (Mu) Light, good player. tof employment recently a frie him the tullowing advertien- medicine show; strong must eat glasa and Nash jowever, didn’t care A BUDDING HUMORIST. * Living on Dawson Street in a woman named Rosalie who ‘employed at the Terrace Garden Paince. In the same apart- building ts a six-year-old boy | admires her very much. The gay he said to # neighbor: Rosalie’s a Countess.” “A Countess?” replied the nelgh- A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, Half the Wellsville Silver Cornet Band started “Over the Waves” Si urday at a church concert, wh other half started "My Bonn might have put the band in disfavor | if the B-flat cornet hadn't punched the bass horn ia the nose. FOOLISHMENT. I went up to Stamford one day, Inspecting the town, in a way, Although the girls, sweet, Have very big feet, The town, as a whcle, is 0. K FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “The Americans have nicknamed @ am!" suid the boy. “She ts at Terrace Garden DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE. was evening at the edge of & Puss: French village—the only thing Visible above the mud. The deeply disgusted, had been out for “retreat.” At the com- and “Iight dress!” there was much q ering about before the line oe ly osciliated into a semblance of Ba) @raiehtness. The company com- | plander, suspicious of A. W. O. 14's, @atched closely as the Corporals re- ported their squads. Suddenly he in- Perrupted. “Report your squad again, | Gorporal!” he commanded, J“Twenty-fourth squad the answer. “What do you mean by reporting ail present, Judson?” shouted the Cap- fain. “You've only three men In the | front rank.” “No, sit," retorted the Corporal, in of extreme weariness, “That Vacancy is ‘Shorty’ Megss. He's in 43 woud hole.”"—Corpl. Earl M. Rush in present,” See CSE |ARY PRECAUTION. brought out one salient trait of the American people,” said Senator Lodge ether day. “It is adaptibility, I | suppose you could have found * NE French town Peanutville.” | ‘hut's probably because the Ger- mans whelled it.” first visit to @ riding school Here's your horse,’ said the in- strc.‘or, and Gidley advanced ginger- ly and took hold of the bridle, Then be examined his mount minutely and, polnting to the saddle girth, asked: “What's it got that strap around its watst for? | “‘Well,’ answered the instructor, | without cracking a smile, ‘all our borses like to laugh, and sometimes, when there are recruits around, we have to put on those straps keep | ‘em from bustin’ their sid Los | Angeles Time | “DE OLE BIRD.” | COLONEL of a colored regiment A coming In about 10,80, o'clock was duly challenged by the sentry and responded: “Col, ——~, officer of the camp." The sentry tried his best to pierce, the darkness, gave it up, and finally saith: “Look ‘eab, man, yo-all ah de fo'th man what's done tried to make me think he's Cunnel +—. Go away wid | dat stuff.” The Colone! pretty was firmed that he was Col shed, told him to step Up so that he could see him. The Feise in the world a body of) Clone! walked up to him in a mage, | ‘waversed in war ag the aver-| |; in. A great many, in fact 1, were as green as young ener! and you can imagine his consterna- jon when the sentry took hold of the liver eagle on his shoulder, jooked up “Oh, Lawsy! ‘Tis de ole bird, ain't! 5 APO ole ain't at him with @ grin on hi, id peat s is face and Govrreaee 1h Frame Pottaitons Ge i 1 Bovey Wart) THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY wot { You SAY, “THAT “MRd. Goors THREE BoYS ARE A BAD 5 BUNCH @ { AT Leaort ) (Wo oF 'eEm OUGHTA BE ELL - THIS CAR WAS OUR DEMONSTRATOR ! LET ME DRIVE YOU AROUND JN “TH’PARK IN IT! HAZEN LOVED ARCHITECTURE. HE PESIGWEO SOME WOM OERFUL OU O65! acne - a UG Nn BUILOINGS WERE MS SPECIALTY. HE ODN'T BOTHER WITH THE SMALL STUFF! Jeo aD ANETHEN THERE (6 WE OREW PLAS FOR, SAY SCRAPERS THAT COVEREO A WHOLE A CITY DlocK " YHOW LONG HAVE YOu BEEN HOME? SHE NEVER DID “Wat BEFORE !! WZE DoM'F FALE. WtLE HALEN. ME. COMO OL SIGN ANY7H UWE! YES, our HE CouLon'T DESIGN A HOUSE LARGE ENOUGH FOR, TWO FAINLIES b “Nobody” Could Do That! “NOBopY ME PUTS UP A ONE MAN TOP ALOWE JendaNebody'te ‘Grindstone George" OH, WIFEY." (= Come AO HELP ) |: Your Hueey! ¢ [= =