The evening world. Newspaper, May 20, 1919, Page 15

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This ‘Maria’s Four Husbands Attended Her Joyous Party | And So Did the Police | Corks Popped and It Was a Boisterous Reunion, | but for Failing to Sing the Obvious “Hail, | Hail, the Gang’ | Cops Butted In. | [T 18 @ nice thing for one to arrange an old home week, and get all the relatives and other cousins and aunts around the fireside for a ool- leotive squint at the old family al- | bum, but Maria, a Polish young lady of the east side gave an entertain- ment which had the family reunions of the popular type beaten to a frazzle and represented the latest thing in friendly remembrance and camaraderie. Maria had been married four times. She admitted that fact in Essex Market Court. And it was no dis- credit to her that all her former mates are still on earth and still going strong, For this No. 4 and she decided to hold a cel jon. , “Let's give a party,” suggested Maria, “AN right," agreed John, “Who ‘will we ask to it?” “I think it would be a nice idea if we asked all of my old husbands and gave them a swell time. Don't you?” “I never heard of it being tried, but I suppose it could be done if you could get them all.” “I can get them all, all right,” de- clared Marta positively, “When do we have it?” “This 1s your party. You go and fix things up the way you want to % booze." yr ats Wee ‘The party was ar- ranged, and thanks to Maria's skilful manipulation of affairs the entire roster of nd when cork was pulled. tc etusband No. i.” Maria probably said in calling the roll. “Here.” ‘Throughout the serried matrimonial ranks all answered “Present” when thelr names were called. There was absolutely no case of A. W. O. L. at prospective guests 4 on the invitations did not come out in Essex Market Court. That is left for the reader to ponder. Henry VII. might have gained a few pointers from Maria, at any rate. or a book might be written, “How to Get Rid of a Husband Peaceably and Recall Him Successfully.” From first to last, Maria's party was a success. No Polish party ts @ Lucky Washington Heights, The Public Service Commission an- nounced yesterday that Vice President Hedley of the Interborough Rapid Transit Company had agreed to provide better facilities during rush hour periods from Washington Maria's banquet. Whether the list of | s All Here,” the success without a good, old-time riot and « finale in Essex Market Court, and this celebration included those features and several others besides. As we have learned, the first cork was palied, Many others were pulled and also popped. The ruddy wine of Kentucky and Hoboken flowed in a steady stream. And the party grew Joliier and joll.er, Even the neighbors did not complain, as they realized the supreme significance of the event And when the flow of the bottles was exhausted there was naturally noth- ing to do but toss about the empty shells. A few pictures and bureau drawers also added much to the mer- riment of Maria's quadruple reunion. wagon, he cause of the dis- asked His Honor as the were lined up in Old Du doing at the time?” ing.” “In what way?" “We wero singing.” “What were you singing?” “We were just singing the old folk songs — Qussian and Polish folk songs.” “L think it would have been much more appropriate,” the Assistant Dia- trict Attorney was heard to say, when His Honor seleased the revellers, “it they had Been singing “Hail, Hail, the Gang’s All Here! he kind of boiled ham you VI always want ~ once you try it 1329-1331 BROADWAY At Gates Avenue Brooklyn | FULTON ST., Cor. of BRIDGE STREET Hoyt St. At All Sales Final ‘SALE AT THREE ANNOUNCE FOR TOMORROW (WEDNESDAY) - Extraordinary Purchase and Sale ULTRA FASHIONABLE Satin, Georgette and Originals and Reproductions of High Priced Models Formerly 66.00 to 89.50 3 The Laxontoos Fabrics are Silk Duvetyn, Satin De Barre, Kit- ten’s Ear, Brocaded Tricolette, Faille Moire, Evora Bolivia and Navy Blue Tricotine, most elaborately trimmed and lined; sizes for Misses and Women BROOKLYN STORES: FIFTH AVE. 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