The evening world. Newspaper, May 3, 1919, Page 14

TTS a eee = aeaeemnnnen COMIC PAGE Saturday, May 3, 1919 r AND HE Said ( He Was nT? Here? dere! . WHAT S The TRovett ~ About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY T oa) We WAS AN OLD SKEEZICKS ( Me, te Din 9 ILLIAM A. BRADY and his To tell them they're promiscuous = nt J tJ— wife, Grace George, wiled for) You get my meaning, don't you, Gus? London to-day to 8 sev-| 7100 much ts more than ploat eral weeks fn that city and f Mr. king with him half « dozen $0 LONG, VINCENT. them to be p In} his official capacity as President of the National Association of the Mo-| ¢, i tion Picture In t ica, hi will & Ss wit im the p! i abroad. M will options on reve sin * of discovering wl for ber own! eee ee | A POEM TO FAY. WILL BREAK A RECORD. =|. Pave S The longest engagement ever played| MATa" by @ Hippodrome show consisted of | Ped Us 1) ’ + 9 performances by “Hip, Hip, He) it cena it | k ay tlag” the « rent Every-| trey took an angel and put her on big playhouse, wil! t mark a earth eal cise oa e| And gave her the heaventy charms — Jof beauty supreme and gentic wortt, THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY BY WAY OF DIVERSION. | 4nd power to rouse the heart's Still . = " oer 7 ae Baid Silas McGuggin, in Pee | alarms. f INT NO RELATIVE poo - / HEY Ter. me 4 fo : a le's store: “They're going . sila G6 WIMGITA GIR — IT & " i \ : ; ( oF =THAT You've a cs tee. { BS uarvy the Kaiser ‘ane MOM ery pill adit mgd GENTLEMAN & iE : : < Youve | A es “THEY'RE | ppl shia | RAN NAG AS \ He ought to be worried, the som | ie DAniy MERRIER , BEEN STUDYIN ) ( _AN INTERESTIN’ ey eae HER MoTHERS 3! \ i @fa-gun, for doing the dastardly | min oh anges in reality, ; TH" WACK A: PeoPLe THEY WHISTLE ¢|( MODERN, } pli Diag Abeypsaltt deed Arba A avian of heaven never to for f % tb Ci ear oa cunt) Pea (peed biiy ‘ fing to try him for bringing us mil { ‘ AN Z woe, I wish I could be on the fury, by Joe! I'd jump from my | Loved and admired by every one, seat and I'd lay him out right. Bhe has gained triumph without In scoring that feller I'd take compare, Been delight.” Said Grandpa Me- Forever a place in our heart you have Gee: “Si, I wisht you could go won, y an’ be on that jury, for then we And we are proud of you, Fay Bain would know the Kaiser would be tair, @ repentant old boy and we'd get , @ rest here we all would enjoy.” ee aaadd ed Bold Silas: “Well, Grandpa, | ,,'hnr0ld Crary ts ne ce you're at it again, What makes “Bratty. Bort” the fo , you take on like @ fool now and | open at t then?” As Bilas went out Grand. | Without ay pa bit off a chew. Jed Peeweeple grinned ond said: “Grandpa, . you'll do.” worth of EMD COLON, by the pla k a ’ ~ ’ . A NEW STOCK COMPANY. “ passed ite 1 JOBS CAR It Isn't Hard to Get Joe's Goat, Is It? ‘The Bianey Players, a stock com-| performance he Astor Theatre % "at ‘Laews, Seventh avence| Sst : (a re prersry — Pas Py es A musica! comedy called “Tw IR Pre Pevnening Co HY, wow Satis eae acini ane Me ‘ er’ contin antpna tinny Eyes" will be Sunday eit is ' EN “TUNKIN’ i {Yes sur wHY a1 ae , 2 7 | Robert P. Gleckler, just through with | May 18, at the V hisven ED HAS 7 SAY ED: 1 BEEN “THINKIN 4 \__ pe ee acca : | \ ( SDady Jone: Los,” will be the tend | Yoong ‘Menta Ite Fy ee eps) CHEN) STAGRIN: ABOUT \F YOU WANTA GET A CAR f WHAT'S WRONG wit ITP \ ward Linch, ‘Ted Roberta, Jack Sas] The 1919 peano ~w Brist | aeT TING A CAR LIKE OURS. LET'S SELL LE MINE, (Lu SELL You mine!| NA void, W. H. Whittaker, Georgina |t t hy will HIM QUuR CAR AN’ WE'LL GET ANOTHER delete natant al i Buch, Elizabeth Day, Jaok White and udeville will QUE iM , Augusta Gill, Ney of the house and 1 OPEN CAR FOR “TH' SummER! se 9 ‘ ul just orge Robinson will be manager. hotilbv OR ah a a ancy = ) 3 ( THE DANDELION. Cyril Chadwick jx about to ) ag) i LU } The dovutclion in the spring. a Le CG 5 Is always such a pretty thing, and the ey j And yet a weed we call it, named production } “ We praise the pansy and the rest, | {Hollins to, succand f But call the dandelion “Pest!” to shave off his mu Ad really ¥ 7 } And viciously we maul it jit is the only claim to beauty he has } ) it We pull it up and still twill grow, | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. be ‘ No matter how we dig and hoe, Broadway hears Arthur Hammer ‘ ‘ | : And snarl and grt abusive. stein will, ‘ask purty t ) ¥ ‘ee We human friend or honored name, eile thot it's not exclusive. FOOLISHMENT Wee Willie once smoked It gave him a terrib: His father, who heard of it, Saw the absurd of it, \7 © Bow many people we all know Who tell us, as their tale of woe, They're not appreciated! <<" te At Pa ul = Waile others, with the greatest ease,| a i. E Get almost anything they please, MUSED RE TA euate es AM NAE! THE WAN f , i : D, ( f YOUR Cl et! ‘% ‘And oft are sought and feted FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE THE OLD FAMILY Don’t Let Him Pop Out o Closet! \ ' | ¥ * ar rf The first I liken to the weed Why Sat . —— _ cece The dandelion, and their need “YT am combletely at sea, P. | a a ee dik ea Eta” { — | “NOBODY Te some one ores twenty ae e " “It matures by ¢ ew eee HE WASHES THE DISHES WHILE MIS WIFES AWAY! Send a Mobody' to “ring: GRANO ~ \ FATHER. LOANEO ™ || oon) FATHER EP GEO | “me GovERUmeWT \ || 20 THE SACIE THING You HAVEN'T \ BOUGHT ANY | \"wicToRy, / one Geargod i eA RY CENT HE HAD ) / THE WAR. HA eC TG WASHING FON POLL A To SEAMS. FOR \. 60ers t ] \ QUAING THE C1V/t- | | Ses: eur war? / Stories | Mee . BONDS") A WINCE mA MOVELIST waid at a Bar War-| Nie clothes or sewing on ty « 7 women wi! t & Westerns New York, t« nue, and gay nificance tWhen lor buxband totted up the| ¢ bilts he winced and sad Has rey : fm, $30,000 ¢ 0 + h } oon ys whene e pend JOHNNY'S MANNERS tht 1 r i. WN From || 6eo.zaffer ete {| Seek orem se Seema Age ‘ ' : ela DOROTHY Grown-Ups Have Made the Same Error—Spinsters for Instance! vLESS MAN You SHOULD ikXNow SOME HYM , j {| HEARD SOME ONE SINGING we hu 5 up n 1 AG TIME SONGS-So | CAME f M wife DO YOU KNOW IT ISNT NICE FOR A LITTLE GIRL TO ¢ SING SUCH SONGS? _s~ bushand and wor ri t D t ‘ Ww band 4 . ~~ f {sur THEY ALL ¢ cme CM MAN BIST ‘Gi WAS ME Ve, <o @Henry’s that way toc ree A WORTHY PUPIL BH “I don't know aL would become NE cla » a of him if I'd le n for a week ons, a n “Isn't \ r I, w "You'd + child, the w | = The Bes: for Re- } ae Tien ng Bil iard Use Major's Coment Bat, 1876. Wad SWEDE a r we didn't w son, “this storm was so bad it blew the anchors off the Cap- | tain's buttons, took the paint off the | ship's vows and”. op!" eried the | old man, “you do me credit, Jake ~you do me ¢redit!"—Philadelphia Star, i