The evening world. Newspaper, April 26, 1919, Page 14

COMIC PAGE UIE Aprii 26, 1919 LITTLE MARY MIXUP About Plays and Players > / OM: Hn - IM So cuapt “AND We ISN'T a any JusT arer —_ By BIDE DUDLEY Po? 18 Gone 6 Be Gone TS WORK way, vo ints) (< “Qt 4 akhee SoT TS BE A SERGEAN Fo! Cominé Home / DISCHARGED FROM The RMR PERSHING F you happen to eee a nice looking, | comedies, being made under the di- | ARMY 4 gmooth-faced gentleman beating | rection of John D. Bohulze. | eta Abadi algae Mle THE REAL BOLUTION, | AND “HEN HE WENT Nr? Gor Discharcep . , acl 3 AND fvervTa Noe —= ANY More ® howling mod behind him In the next) ryaia Golub of Washington Ioeizht few days, don't get excited unduly: | has found a way to end this Br Tt will be Oliver Morosco merely do- iz bret lg ot rout oy Ape Ms poor 6 solution a’ fine Heated pe from & ERNE | tot own poem. Frad it boys, and of playwrights. For, be it known, | ginny quarreling: | Mr. Morveco is offering a bonus of Now, poys, I've got an idea, $500, in addition to the regular royal-| m9 otoge this Harlem-Brookiyn fight, ties, kind treatment, &c., to any OU-| mp6 oniy thing, I concluded, will end | @or who will sell bim a suitable play | 7” tt wd i \ far Francis X. Bushman. It must be wond: n | @ romantic comedy-drama and munt| Wil be o arn cn or | Be In Mr. Morosco's office before July| rq order that the two sides have WB If you have a few plays on hand,| — eguat righte, take them over to the Morosco Thea-| , propose this ball be given on the fre at once and insist on delivaring Heights; them to Mr. Morosco personally. Five Bendred is @ lot of money, you know.| Thats the only way to run this ef- fair off right, OH, HORRORS! | And 80, I believe, will end one of & Douglas Leavitt of “Take It) history's most prownged fights, From Me" was selling Liberty bonds lose wen ne bed a brant en: tae | Now vou wiftch Horton, gots THE BIG LITTLE Would remove one piece of his wear- ,And petite Brookiyn babies fe apparel for cach subscription,| Get your feet and shoulders into | wor A WAR (T Just adout the time he was approach trim WAS — DEO LISSEN img the limit, Polico Commissioner Enright, in A box, said he'd subsertte | ANd see who at this shimmy ball will | % HS STRANGE $1,500 if A. Doug. would remove his win, | You Don’t Need Shells to Shock Some Wana . ST CANS SA MAN AFTER BF cm ; "Ne ‘BHELL- SHOCK WAS ABSOLUTELY \TS DAWGONG. HARD (9 TH ZAME UNABLE “To REMEMBER. HID ———— WoRK SOMETIMES FOR WoMAN HE WENT Nn faa tay Vc Notun’ 4S ANY MAN 7 REALIZE NUTTY rag iN Fiding boots, Two stagehands were SHE WAS * WOoOMA Ga @ TAT HIS WIFE Hid YouTH ¢ wumimone! and they tugged until the HE'D MaRRIED wacdcdlan ash Sane 8 aw boots came off. And then what do i : $ , you think? day A. Douglas Leavitt, despite that) Monday at the Shubert, Winter Gar- big! ped ne, had a hole in one] gen, 44th Street and Broadhurst eock. Theatres. Edward Clark has been engaged by “IN OLD KENTUCKY" AGAIN, |the Messrs. Shubert to stage “Ob, George W. Sammis and Ambrose] Uncle” with @ new cast Qfusty) Miller bave joined forces to| John P. % musical comedy, Put out next “In Old Ken-| “The Lady in Red,” will open in Bal- tacky.” There'll be a darky band and| timore Monday night. Face-horses, Sammis sayy that| The Winter Garden will have a long » dates will be “re-| Ist of entertainers on hand at its 8 discovered a new town | concert to-morrow night. | f Ay NYS ma that has at least ahun-| An uncle of Arthur MacHugh went 5 A) dred inhabitants who never heard of| into the Rialto yesterday and carn the Dazey play out perturbed, He thought be was — buying @ ticket to Hammerstein's COUNTRY FOLKS HERE. Victoria. Nat Royster and Boyle Woolfolk of! Hundreds of sailors are being en- Chicago were secn on Broadway yes-| tertained to-day at tho Symphony terday Mr. Royster, who ts man- ~—. Adit hood bay sy Roeted er of the La Salle The. or F.| Win" ts being shown, Fighteen ship May Comstock, was here 0. oe captains have been invited to see the with his boss. Mr, Woolfolk was just | Picture. woking the town over. In six weeks Be dbratged Firat fee, ones Ir, Woolfolk will install in the La|@ Matinee at the Princess Theatre Salle a new musical comedy called | Tuesday. “The Dream of Kalidasa,” JOB'S CAR “Golden Eyes,” the book of which is|@ Hindu miracle play, and “Deborah” A. Hough and the music by Byron | Will be presented. | . Edward Royce ts to stage It, ‘The first large excursion to the Hip: — podrome from out-of-town in t A VERY FINE POEM. years reached the big playhouse y Samuel Hogenstetn, press fepme. | intay rom We Waterbury. There were ; sentative for A. loca, realising Cae oe ee ceeitaing |""Love ‘The ia Picardy.” a new OUR CAR 1S A PERFECT WONDER! 4ill his employer returned from |Comedy drama by William Addison | Buroid, decided tex Up a peers et | Lathrop and Wilfrid North, has been | WE NEVER HAVE A BIT OF “TROUBLE welcome and ‘rad it ov hing” at ute soquired by Oliver Morosco for a sum- With (T ~ tT NEVER GETS OUT Welt, well be dawgonnedt. Nevett| _A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | theless, 4 ig and here's the poem| Gyp Hoskins of Wellsville says It's he thought Bove mighty, Bly, fs, sit of pocts that) and “Ju nl a. THE Goopst tei FOOLISHMENT. THEY LIKED THE PATHOS. I never eat pie on a Sunday, We bean Johnny Dooley at the Midnight Frolic" tre other aight and I never fever cake on a Monday. got a surprise. In the midst of hilari- Ef you'd now my reaeon ous gayety, “shimmy” songs and Just wait till nezt season ng, the eccentrie comedian! 4ng With the funny falls came out and then 90 ONE Oak Mires Grundy, | mang a little Bootch song In which Yaa'a touch of real pathos. The nolve| FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Sam AGA. AN. Proee Penentane Cm 4, Y Bremer rem» eo BUDs Coun HAN This Time It Was JOE Who Queered It! BEEN A-CRANKIN' ' (eure aero al | HAN: DANGONN] GA YouR FOOT ON THE STARTER Tee eet ene AND OFF <HE Goes! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? OF ORDER LIME SOME Cars! : YOu Just GET IN AND PUT stopped, but it returned doubly strong ft ste finish, demonstrating that the is never out of place. Inci- tally, Johnny is using the same Pe ah aadaal shall I comb your air, Victim—Prohibition. Barber—How’s that? once in a while in his new film Victim—Dry, THE OLD FAMILY SKELETON Grandfather Wound Up the Week Wound Up! eh? Pape Dye THE ENGLISH BREAKFAST. {and he said he was goin’ to in a BS pele, . NOBODY N army officer said at a dinner | And I've got to take him a present. GRAND FATHER SUNDAY TUE SPAY o™ NE ¥ eee aon rey ie in Washington: “A present?” snorted Edward's fa- | Was A MAN oF VERY AND (10A/DAY Avo weovescay \ AWO FRIOd Ys eS: . NES THE PROMIDITIONIST WHO “The French breakfast has| ther. “What for?” REGULAR. WIGHTS HE ALWAYS MIGATS HE WENT HE'D SIT ARCU ANP HE ALWAYS TAX 1 © FAY AN (INCREASED edways been light—coffes, a roll, a| “Because | must.” said award. “AlL HAGITS I SPENY AT HOME 70 LOOGE* CoRem. STORe ALS Or SERS On PR OeR Te gat of unsalted butter, The English | the kids take presents.” re we, PLAY CHECKERS | XA TURDAY Breakfast is light now, but before tho} “That's all nonsense,’ declared fa- | \ WITH THE COYS ne (ALL WO, ai ‘was it was the hoaviest one, without baat “Every day or two it is a pres: | — THE ent here or a present there. If you ‘empeption, Mi the world, ty days |Ca0't be invited without taking a| ‘An Englishman in the early day4) present, you'd better not g | of 1914 would begin his breakfast with | bdward made no reply, » next} eatmea) porridge. This would be fol-|day his father regretted his hasty Jewed by fish—Kipper or whiting.| rds to his unhuppy-looking litte | 80! Then came the ward,” he said, “I bought a| breakfast proper, | couple of books to-n ght for you to) which would prob- | take to John's party | “AU's too late now, father,” said Kd ably consist Of Ba= | ward, gi y. “Licked him to | con and 88%. 8! yo he wouldn't invite me,” plate of sausages | Mall and Empire, and a dish of dev- we iled kidneys. Tho THE ORACLE AT HOME. y--—| meal ended with a le es: had been engaged a week Se} sweet, marmalade “Do you believe in dreams?” or jam, and, of course, it was accom ne young man asked. panied throughout with oup after cup * sho replied of coffee and rack after rack of toast, 1 had an awful one lie Between courses, too it was custom-|night, 1 dreamed of a coffin and—"| 5 . ary to peck at a cold game ple or a| “Ob, Jim,” she exclaimed, “that's DOROTHY slice or two of cold boiled ham. & sign you are going to be married." | “There's a story they tell about the} The young man looked at her English break! f Hist nan | bewildermer A i 4 | “Ee that's the case,” he responder maid to her husband one Sabbath] gaiiantiy, “I wih 1 would deevor MAMA | CANT morning: dozen times" SLEEP- “Jack, dear, 1 do wish you'd eat al “I think you're mean," she ex OREAMS~ Ughter breakfast on Bundays, I'm so| claimed. "I'd like to know what on | earth you would do w nN 0 fi | GO UP TO BED. DEAR AND You wiLl, SOON BE WITH ANGELS IN Your THE ANCELS AR afraid you'll be having another night-| Wives, 1 bet ven BITING MEe mare in church.’ "Washington Star.| oue—by your ie | WHATS WHY IT WAS TOO LATE, | ALNSOT THE SPEED LIMIT. pa <=, S|) THE ITTLE as he was, Edward knew Chattanooga," said a vet i BS, a lot about fathers, especially wn of the Civil War, “one i ¥ MATTER his own father, so he approach- of the men in my command ed the difficult question on hund dupi- n the action and no or ously. Ba mn till after the t when he “Pather,” he said, “John Burton |x| appeared in ¢ going to have a birthday next week | abashed used him of running ay, the wouldn't tes ad 1 The Best for Repa'ring Glassware, wt ot strockery, Vases, Mcer- aum, Furniture, Books, rt) hit : ing Billiard Cues, &c. {dane itis , | ap - sald | a I's ement 4a be me, and going doctor, folks that see mo! passin" pould have thought my wife! wae rl wick,’ retreated in good