The evening world. Newspaper, April 15, 1919, Page 24

COMIC PAGE | Tuesday, April 15, 1919 — yee a S0,s0RaY BuT ~ 7 Sorry, Bor This ~ / HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE poral N lo THE NEV PLAYS >| f 7 “THiS 1S ‘THe LARGEST } This 18 UNCLE EZRA 'S ‘ } r) > 1S Thee > any HANDKER EVE Re 9 INLY “Bonds of Interest” | Detpay ? .ers Go “ie We wave —— Pi Vest we caney f -——~ awa a a . Down Town AND Boy a | IN STOCK _—% 7 Geel Noryin' , INGS WE FouND “Hat Woucd A Picturesque Comedy A A PRESENT wed 18 BIG EXouGH Neg che You, READYMADE. FoR UNCME EZRA \ : — By CHARLES DARNTON N had his day, and now his famous servant, called Crispin D in this instance, may have his week or two at the Garrick Theatre, where the Theatre Guild last night produced “The Bonds of Interest.” This Spa Di y Jacinto Bena vonte bu n common with the/ & nto a common bond. There tale ab r who went up Se nl @gainst 4 windmill and came off The sctine rather b. s hard work to make t 1 as its bad points, Augustin Duncan i# an agile and Cripin, even yd book. But} » the name of Crispin, « uoh good care of his mas that Leander beloved Siivia, and 4s assurcd “The b mantic torial ¢ amusin acts o¢ nake the pa Westley ratic as a lady wh money ough he over kinner might lay. Helen wins his e bond issue is is resplendent and aristo is hard up for cent Millay fig y sort of Colum man is @ pretty that it 0 Peters makes Leander a acts. Only in the knees and the head, Me bring m gives her into his f , to the role making uld not have slay : I KNOW You About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY weleht in produced “The ; ap, aoe. in Wa with the sense of DONT “ELL ME = I SAD \ WELL ONE OF US I DDNT! © A_DAWGONE “GooD LIAR BUT THered ONE THING WHICH PREVENTSO ME FROM SAYIN’ WHICH one that is, the w| When it tx cony, It hi | but it won't happen again. ‘Thia sort =| of thing doesn't pay in the long run. m.")and, incidentally, it helps prevent a nan, | long run. and “ MA GOOSE REVISED. There was an old woman who lived in @ shoe You may think tt strange auch @ thing | ah preliminary tou would do, JULIUS PROVOKED. there's a reason, I'm happy ed her flat rent and she! coulda't pay Gossip. Rambeau, in Listen, my chilir hear why Julie's as mud steer. Even in His Sleep Joe Has Car on the Brain! WOOH ! i sos ua A “TERRIBLE DREAM ABOUT Ep an’ “TH’ cart Caonabs 018 Pome Pobiahine Ca HY Romine Borne AW WERE ED ove wip! -— ‘The For- ae HATE To TELL YOU JOE — SC SOON AFTER Y'GET BACK, will remain at the Re tA, rid 26. neu, Can TH'GARAGE WHERE You STORED YOUR CAR —-— IT BURNED “To Th GRounD, pa) 1 er, has been Among GEE. 1M GLA) T SEE YOU AGAIN! Dineheart haa b jase BY BURNSIDE- HUBBELL | A musical con t rred froin “Che Crowded Hour’ | — BUT 1 GUESS Ib BETTER —- BoB. Burnes nt tas mo dll ali ° SDaweonnit Joe! = - T] LAS’ weex JOE’ bell. Ith be Juced WELCOME HOME ‘ (> pa | panko BUY” WHOLE HOUSE Wesel —_ _ xe £ Brig. (x ‘ P SY a bough! 1.6 W er Gar { { : hn 1. Golden matinee of ety for Mon formerly comnu MISS PRINGLE SCORES Prey | Marjorie 1 her New| Gordon and Willia , York ‘det Stleurned to Th en ht night in rbara | Whirl after a i Ale ut t 8) Charles Jude by - lOliver Moros new musical ¢ and Brown," drole in the “Smith, Jones Au has been engaged for a role in the Madame Sappho," Valentine will be Frank | f Rrookly Maken to write a i rhyme abou en pehool. i’runk Hill has this t 1 read column that Took lessor THE OLD FAMILY SKELETON RRs. ne Vit Seu s in that cooking school, “NOBODY” ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Now hubby recalls with abhorrence | aie nopert McLoughlin aN = ‘ | pee . ~ = Med sian tee (hoses acai || Caer ane ESOS acy Otonee nas * Ce Ga ae | "ae aeear Ves rue HE MAKES A CHSTAKE int THE Whe discuits were pallid and sodden, | French S warré ORAMOFATHER WAS ' CUSTOMERS FAVOR HE WAS AW $0 NAMEO AFTER AwFfuL “AR! THAT ILLUSTRIOUS (IAN! The bread was of wonderful heft, Rnd a Nebedy® te Grinaitene George The piecrust a mule might have trod SYMONMKOIOUS WITH TROTH ano “\ Mowesry.s S ITS ACTUALLY SEW. onestly, now, there's a tailor with | on West U7th Street named ( BEEN A FavorRtTE THars \ | MAME iW OUR FAMILY i FOR GENERATIONS on Aud never a foot-print have left y a GO. NEL i Potatoes were damp as the weather, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | When raindrops and bullfroglets| myere's a telephone in| | fuse, Wellsville who actually gets mad The meat was as tough as the leather |Now and aM put in the poles a! am. aes M4 FOOLISHMENT. When baby was just coming two, She found herself terribly blue, “1 know,” murmured she, "An old maid I'll be, For men are so awfully few." cuss-words her smother, Rig eves take a far-away look, As he thinks of his darling old mother And the dinners that she used to cook ONC MAN'S COMPLAINT. | t [ The Day’s Good Stories | RSL hs ON SMA Vb el BRINGING UP DOROTHY MiSs LAID= WHATS TH Pick ) \! H GILOVES CHANGED COLOR, Jam," replied Capt. Kennedy YOUR DOGS NAME Rey {bine APT. M. J. KENNEDY pushed! “1 nan—not a lawyer," eee os , att IT'S A LONG, LONG TRAIL. Street | t thor alig a, ; Or , COME years ago, when North Car chautfeur ne wheel, T 1S na voted "dry," its citizens flushed hesitatingly sa beeame suspic ‘ "It's 1 ny | stra Wusband, We went te South 8.d tte picture theatre recent 1 handed ’ my husband 1 w r He put I he 1 fellow agr After the la t b He led th husband hand the town 1d We ! kt i the h — nyway We're gwine ovah into Kentucky boss,” was the in en! reply e can't get tle Kiijed} nuthin’ in dis State."—Boston ‘Tran- Phila Vs. script, ‘ (Copyright, (919, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.)