The evening world. Newspaper, April 11, 1919, Page 32

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Sou REPORTED HICKEY” Y’PAL FoR SLEEPIN’ oN DUTY? BUT HE “SNORED So DAWGONE LOUD I CoutD'NT SLEEP A WINK & NIGHT WATCHIN’ ) ALONE ~ WHERE'S 9 \ v “HICKEY” - YW’ HELPER © (60) mM —— — —— = —— le PASS: and Players DUDLEY By BIDE ae MOR chased all Ruth § aad to Arde d has accepted a tization of the story, by Anna Micholas. The play will be given a preliminary on play and Mr. Mc Jers its acquisition quite fh achievement. He says . Miles to / "* should rival “ My Heart” in pop © A CHANGE AT THE BIJOU. “A pless Night” will conclude tte en ment at the Bijou On April Pa oe will go to Ii nD. April 21 Williams wi “Three Diana” at. th Martha Hedman has the Tole in this p ALBERNI MARRIES. Luis Alberni, who plays the Count in "39 * and Charlotte Hall of Louisville, Ky., were married at the| City Hall yesterday, They mot six months ago in Moulsville when Mr. Alberni Teacher.” was with “The Little A PORTABLE TOWN. | George Leffler, booking man for the | AH. Wor attractions, received a weird canc ate for “Friend! ay Mt came fr dread: | “Must has been moved thr of min- | mg operations,” ‘ —- | 'TWUS EVER THUS! Hod durn it all! ne time We cet a settle | Dack in a ute contenment, dream. | tng of h and roses, while the dear old eat purrs about our SAWTAY | Matzoth Pan Cakes | The most delicious Passover |° dish you can serve. Beat two eggs with a cup of milk, Adda pinch of salt. Soak Mat. | zoths in se mixture. Fry | F | brown in hot SAWTAY. } Spread with SAWTAY, sprinkle with ‘|\sugar and cinnamor. WTAY is a snow-white butter ade from the rich cream of tropical It is strictly Kosher, and is issible for Passover, says Chief bbi Jaffe. SAWTAY with your Matzoths, | did re) teaching her to fry and bake, to stew y early in the| § | ZZ, PLEASE! | | F. Pedlowe, who claims Manhat- | | |t dential distric | Muth | Upper Bronx, has| i sent us a popular song. yehow or h i ther we suspich his real name is i | Oo, O, Mein ut mebbe not, The uu} | first verse r: ars along like this: | uf | # Ln su the following, just in from Lacten O'Fake, a prominent citizen of Brook lyn “Would you call a popular con- ductor on the RB. Aa I with us just darn Brooklyn humorist after an MAY BE Tt may be a A BLESSING. 1 thing that July ard us, after get this! On hth Avenue, n twenty-four sb s 8 Why piliboard on ith Street, is stand announei "JANE HOUL OWL! * COTTE "THE CROWDED BY WAY OF DIVERSION. | he started in at cooking school, Florence yesterday. They're SNL HAN S’no Use, Joe—You’ve Got to Get Back to Work! and boil, and say—she tells her mother what she'll do when she gets through the book, We'll cat just food prepared by rule when Florence learns to cook. We always thought that Ma could cook, but Florence says we're wrong. She vows it strange to her how we have kept our health so long, She tells us mother docsn't know a solitary rule, but she will teach her how to cook when she gets through the school, Our Florence baked a cake to-day, or rather, Flor- ence tried. I told her it was very fine. CU have to say I lied. We ate it and we're living yet by some strange Coersehs. 108 Pree Pabliahine Ge CH. T, Romine Wart) DAWGONNIT! {’d LIKE “To LOAF AROUND A FEW DAYS BEFORE WE START HOME! NOTHING DOING! We START FOR HOME “To morROw ! “WIS MORNING AT SOLD “TH'CAR!! | BREAKFAST! FOOLISH! hook or crook. But we expect to meet our fate when Floreace learns to cook Gossip “Take new chor Ang 1 Ogden has dee A Little J THE OLD FAMILY SKELETON a Ra (Raa ra | = | “NOBopDyY ” her. sey and Velen Barnes ngaged by William Harris jr. for “Dark Horses. Cora Tracy and Herbert Waterous Rice I are to sing at the Strand next week. i ws) They have been at the Park. Rano ~ ww LANG: CERNE ERG Jane Cowl is to have a week off MorneR. 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