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i i { } COMIC PAGE March 28, By BIDE DUDLEY a — AND THIS 4 About Plays and Players SO You are —AND WHo ¢ THE OLDEST — are ar AFTER HIM > eee. YouR LITTLE BROTHER OF, T GENERALLY Have To Go AFTER Hin AYseELe = ARGARET MAYO, who went to} A JOYOUS AFFAIR, France about a year ago at) One hundred and four yj the head of a Theatrical Unit/dren from two charitat formed to entertain the soldi attended the m turned to New York yesterday, ing come back by way of Halifax. | Th Miss Miyo was under fire several pee tf times and went through two gas ate |r ding away tacks. She also was near death when | America’s fan entertainment was hit by a shell The only rea! hard luck that struck | |), her, however, came in the form of | ic an attack of influenza which inca 1 pacitated her for about a week = "7 tel Lore Amked if she intended to write @ PIAY| they is," he wa goon, she replied | “1 do, but it will not be a war play A STUCK UP BUNCH. Qneldentally, | have enough material! George to write a dozen plays, It was @ letter y wonderful experience Bave missed it for a million dollars. THEY'LL ALL HELP. M. Cohan received a funny 1y from a man in prison nd | wouldn't | The writer wanted advice as to how use black in neg r-Porhaps you know that prison ¢ n different sorts of the- THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Selwyn & Co. will start re. . Qearsals soon on the new musical|atricais. We are now about to put piece on which Roi Cooper Megrue|On @ show, and are Blossom were and the late Hen arralld collaborating. Mr, Blossom had his | ‘po-nigh work about half completed when he | burnt died. George M. Cohan, R. H, Burn side, Glen Macdonough and John Golden have volunteered to write Gitiona) lyrtcs and Mr. Me finish the ke Mr. Burn stage the e, through the @f Charles Dillingham You SA(D (T- BRoTHER! WoNT You DOIN MEIN REQUESTIN® “WH' "HoSTESe" “To against it to know what nature of Me eve -r wit! I DONT Like RECITATIONS ! NEITHER Do T —BUT IF SHE DONT RECITE Some PARTY = ts of human What had we AN OBLIGING CLERK. BEN STERN DEAD. Ben Stern,@manager of Loew's 5 enth Avenue Theat ers on the n g of tt tel next w San Francisco years ago and had been in the the- |ime a yample of y atrical business forty-five y Mr. | might teat it Stern was at various times manager 7 oF numerous well known stars, 1+ leaves two sone, Richard aad’ Gei| JOY FOR Jr., and their mother. Pa AF. and A. M., will have the funeral, Which will be held Sun-/ writes Doris Ke day afternoon. Ben Stern was every- | film star, week! body's frend. He leaves a clean |sends her a little reoord. day of spring t of (old girl, who Il SHUBERTS GET THE PITT. The Pitt Theatre, in Pittsburgh, has been taken over by the Messrs, Shubert and will be operated by them, beginning April 7, when Jane Cowl, in “The Crowded Hour, to see her off, will * of the “Ten for Three” p with th fic Lodye,| Evelyn MeCorm ee, nd occasionally Kenyon a box of Georgia wild flow- on has become so in- d her to.visit Ne’ say the entire tow of Rome is going ‘Conrean 118 Pros Pabiing Ca (M. ¥. Bvaning Wat? Joe! “Ts 1s The FIRST t2zav so! weit-—ns TLL dus SIT. HERE AN w open an engagement there. Claude GOSSIP. Saunders will manage the house. This} Kathleen Clifford bas turned author., will give the Messrs. Shubert two|Sho wr first-class theatres in Pittsburgh, the | cent photoplay, ‘ " vides."" other being the PETEY TO ACT. Petey Dink, known at present only as @ cartoon character, Js going int musical comedy, Will’ B. Johnstone will write the book and Will Ander- son the music. Isidore Witmark 1s | memoirs behind the plan. | ume SCRIBES ENTERTAINED. {Irish drama, Two hundred and fifty ne will rem men from New York and oth | anothe tions of the country were the guests] Ge of the Vaudeville Managers’ Pr and tive Association at the opening of | in the N,V. A. club house in West 4h | wre Btreet last night dinner t ps were taken to Amate : A fine time | (¥ Roof to see “The Fi new was had by all. Gil Boag COMEDY FOR LONDON. test for A. H. Woods, in London, a’ Invisible D present cast will go over. AT THE O'RYAN DINNER. Mote) Astor, of speakers Wi ». O'Ryan, Bainbridge Col Rennold Wolf William A. Brady, Col. Walter Montgomery and George M. Cohan Capt. John’ J. Gleason, Dean of the Friars, will be toastmaster th » the Hist | 0 Jardon,” Lieut Mary Eaton, ham Dooley and Maric Dressler 1 \s “WriIRSt TIME IN MY LIFE I EVER SAT ON A HUNK oF CACTUS ™ Time IN MY LIFE 1 EVER HEARD YOU SWEAR LIKE “Thar FoR HIM "16 COME OUT! “Ha's “THE. ONLY WAY “To GET ‘em! r $$ way hears Lew Cooper, now Wrong There may be three vol Bernard Daly's production of the © Lexington Theat: J. Keogh and Ruth Bi way. They will try srranging dd Lewis's t Webster H rom to-morrow, THE OLD FAMILY SKELETON a oo You See, Grandpop Even Petitioned His Creditors! y will sing the tive to be kiven by ihe) Now the new Shipman-Wilde com en, O'Ryan at the edy, which William \ “NOBopyY" HE GETS THE FIRST PRIZE (N A CoWTEST Bape ee WAS SOME PUMPKINS) NO PAPERS WERE COMPETE KITHOUT AW Ws Nae ALJO APPEARS ON Lt OF THE CARLY SURVEYS THROUGH THAT NECK OF” THE Woeas} OL0 MI STORY OF \ aur couury SAYS | THAT GRAND Por SIGNED A PETITION ‘N/75¢ FoR FRO TECTION AGAIMS: “HE WMQIANS! SIGNED A PETITION FOR THE FIRST ROAD THAT WAS CuusT THROUGH THE “coun rys_ NAME WAS ON THE BLACK- 41ST, Too! EEE EEE ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, For a Lenten Luncheon | ,).,.)) hse" —cut two cups of shrimps and s one-half cup of cooked mush- Globe Theatre; rooms into small pieces. 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