The evening world. Newspaper, March 22, 1919, Page 14

COMIC PAGE * Saturday; March 22, 1919 This Is a Rich One—in Fact It's “Ost-rich dd / / - About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY Nice Birdie, HICE BiRDie ~ Re sla Ei HAVE A PeanuT He stuck out HIS PERISCOPE GTN Love With Love,” a new play KEEP ON PITCHING. LIKE IN The Ape a Ar ME - I by Vincent Lawrence of Bos-|Jim Griggs a youth of Pinkleville, ciRCUS WH, = “ ton and Allan Dinehart, was| Was kicking Cother night, Reted at a special performance given| Said he: “I ain't no braggart, but Dy the touring “The Crowded Hour"| I think /’m passin’ bright, POMpany in Providence yesterday] An’ yet it seems I'm in a rut, whternoon. Edgar Selwyn went to] J just can’t yet ahead, Providence to see tt. The perform-| While Henry Johnson's makin’ coin, nce was in the nature of 8 try-ant He's lucky, on the dead.” + heh spate eee =f scdles con anu bam Old Peleg Lee st gave a grunt, } the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. dete = FLORIDA And took a fair-sized chew, Baid he: “Well Jim, li tell you why That feller's eatin’ you I've got no wish to make you mad, No wish like that at all, But Henry's always pitchin’ Jim, With somethin’ on the ball.” Mr. Selwyn's ideas concerning the Play will not be avaliable until he re- turns from Providence some time to- day. OSTRIGE ty FARA r a iia 1 A NEW FILM CLUB, *Bteps have been taken to form what » Will be known as the Motion Picture! Friend Reader, "s, Business Men's Club which will work] 4 mouthful Peleg said, leg Lee was wise, f TOF the best interests of the film trade.| ¢ isn’t luck that boosts your game, ‘oll membership will be limited to 100, " nu fol head, ae WEE this number will include all the| 4"%@ makes you forge ahead, } | | | inent film men of the country. C.| Dame Fortune's just a myth, I think, | Zittell is Chairman of the Commit-| 80 far as luck's concerned, | tee on Organization Each dollar that I ever got, | | THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY And Too Many Cooks Spoil the Magazine as Well as the Broth! ee — By real hard work was earned. AL LOSES HIS TOOTIE. oad ii 4 eas = GAL Lehoft of No. 14 Morris Pince,| A lagy fellows sure to And You Tes Look | /, ee var Yeo <1 TH’ AN’ DONT SHE TIRED ME EVE— ir jonelie, N. J, has sent us a rhyme He's in a rut some day. R cr MAGATZI - “ Galled "My Sweetheart.” which ts bad) rey Kick about his luck a lot, Ee “otters ) | Looke Lie TH ff oNe “I LEND GET WRED OF Y'G@EE ALTHOUGH Ta ALWAYS As Pead story that glides along like this:| He'll have a heap to say SEY aipsathears tatt we for good, About the breaks the yame will give And I'd take her back tf I could. To othere—that’s a stall Bhe was a good pal, To win just keep on pitching friend, ae 7 called her ou pet. With something on the pall. wineck, OF Tt’ To TH Cook" ALWAYS) READIN’ TS TH’ SAME DIFFERENT ‘Cook’ ' i RUS 6 - 2 We! 4 a ° CU hee He@PERUS —LUKE’! ON SUNDAYO” 7 ( “TH Same ONE MAGAZINE “Steve”! { RereecHimento! ~ > 2 bie gi I . ; Now she called her sugar-plumd, Gossip. 5 ; Ama thought she'd try to have some} Toney Haskell and monologue are | fun, back in the city. But by some means, James F. Reilly of the Frohman forces has a new baby son, | alter Hampden will play “Ham- r the Yale Dramatic Associa. New Haven the afternoon of _A mentioned some queens, And my little tootie left me for goody. | yer Mr. Lehoff writes on the stationery] tion of The Lambs. who has been in lis, will have tho AUTOGRAPHED THE DRUM. y ding male role in the play “Susan A man in Hartford has sont Meyer | ershing a W elt | Cohen the manuscript of a song ision's departure from| called “The Old Brown Cuspidore.” He showed his appreciation| G. M. Anderson has engaged John Theatre, wa: France by writing his name on the bass drum| Westley and Diantha Pattison for and the banjos and these instruments/ roles in William Le Baron's new will be used at the Century. In-| comedy, “I Love You." cldentally, the General wanted the| Charles Dillingham’s next produc- show to remain in France two months be a musica al comedy by , ; ; ; i Be Castes has chen tne nuteitaa mee «| JOE'S CAR doe Surety Dadien Gulchly. Wien Sulidendy Veal inter Garden management has arranged a good bill for the) re a Prem ph FLYNN’S DRUG STOREY. When you see “Tumble In,” the Capriaht. 18% Prove Pebiahing Ox aa a tag m concert at that theatre to-morrow Cees ‘ srl anna Sag ot iat ke in eT on? TA NtanT] [WU NEVER KAO WAT “GOL_| Picea wou WELL Peni w rtesel] TYpagt 1p LIKE stro next week, notice the third Kitl| seay'wero guests of Thomas Dixon || 1¥ KE UP Y WANT “To Do. FIRSTITS LL BE NEXT! You'Re vou’ = . Biba tate case atone Doreen pee Er the pertaraative cf “ane Tavinbielt foe MAKE UP YOUR MIND WHERE. ONE “THING —"THEN ANOTHER! ue YouR DECIDE SS Youd LIKE . ay f out her! tthe . "LL ‘ ' * R CHANGING You ele Sth i anton ee se vvugue | | WELL-Go AND WE'LL GO THERE! FOREVE N “ GO??? t'cGo HOME!!! Im, “Tireake the | DON'T ASK ME Acain! “THOSE RED CLIFFS SO-CALLED MIND!! LOCKE WEE OLE e MIGHT “TRY “THAT . ' Campin’ PLACE! ROAD , I(T LOOKS o.K, ~ ‘q piace in the “Tumble In" chorus.|the new feature He said he needed a blonde; she was| News to M a, brunette. Yesterday a striking | Shepard is rl | blonde entered the Hammerstein of-| Ernest BE. Pollock, who plays a and got the Job. As she was|General in “Come Along,” doubled in ving it dawned on the manager | blackface role while Harry Fern that she was the brunette of the day) Was ill. Pane befare. The Victory Day matinees of “Cappy Ricks” and “Please Get BAY RIDGE LovE Married” on Tuesday will start at 3 o'clock. j Louise Sylvester (Mrs. Barry Max- ; well) is in Bellevue Hospital with aj fractured leg, She was struck by an automobile, Henry Taylor, who played Uncli Som in “Cheer Up" at the Hipp There's no gettmg away from it, Ray Ridge produces some eal pocts. ‘Take Eddie Nemo for instmsee: Love inspired him recently @nd before anybody could stop iim he turned the following: i My girl and 1 have started; drome last season, has bee : Her ways from mine to ve parted, engaged for a new scene in “Every- But what have I said, thing." And what did I do, j —— That our love should so rudely A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. in Wellsville whe lcan keep @ secret The town alsc 4 Sw summer our love was divine, | boasts of a two-headed calf. J ‘Fn winter it turaed saturnine, | But why should she move When she knows that my love § |, Hes enduring for her as the moon For the sun up abover _ Be broken in twor FOOLISHMENT, (By 3, Pansy Ladelle,) A negro from Harlem named Blake, Once went for a swim in a lake = ee een He stuck up his toe | - | “ig, —~ ~_—~ THEY'RE WRITING Fits. | And in fear hollered, “Oh!” | “NOBODY ” ; uvete ~. 7 “2 “ ate ee YES + Adeline Ldetzbach, author of “Suc- | /f eked like the head of a snake, | SOs i ~ HE HAD ALWAYS , - which ran twelve weeks at the | | wen ‘adit SO ATTENDED A THE POISE ANO WALKING EREC BUT NOT WHEY wie Nie One: Tae, UBCATION is Theatre last year, has joined) FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ey sal MILITARY ACADEMY D6 SO, f HE WAS meni Cae forces with Charles Harris to| “It is the noblest of musical in- | fur on THe WHEN HE WAS A NITY OF SNE, WITH FIRM AND FOR Ht write feature films, They have fin- | struments.” | oroniTy + Youn ¢ MAN! _~ OREAT GEVERAL STEADY STRIDE ~ STEWEO ! te “Orinastore George twhed a six-reeler called “Fools in| “What's that? - ¢ Seen ae ry Bohemia.” “An upright piano.” Gur momen wAnre We 70 WweRk fom he observed pom ve killed the dr “t gracious ly, gon,” HOW HE KILLED THE DRAGON. 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