The evening world. Newspaper, March 15, 1919, Page 14

COMIC PAGE Saturday; March 15, 1919 N announcement from Theatre Gulld says that th first play the organization will | A d ( . Ww Produce when it takes over the ten- | sam Klempner of No. 834 Kelly aH ON TABLE “Too ! ancy of the Garrick Theatre will be |street, the Bronx provol “Te Bonds of Interest.” by Jacinto | Louis Bind f 118 Bost 1 Benavente, the Spanish drauatist street Marfuattn and. 08, John Garrett Underhill has transiated | hy or seeded Mott the comedy Into English. It has! Bindes recent mever been staged out of Sp about a stary ‘The opening date wili for early | Hhen “the in April, immodiately after the French company terminates its season at the | theatre. Liventuatly the Theatre Gulla expects to produce a play or twe by American authors. In the! acting company be several fermer Washington Square Player *PENNY WISE” CONTINUES, Cac report that “Peony Wise fevve the Botmont Theatre to- was <rroneous, The Lancashire ‘will semain at that house one The heroine sighed; “I'm hungry, she = Bie Grentre Tue Bargomaster of| crit: : \\. See Badgium" will open at the Be:mont on | nd the curtain came down with a reyes i ne eres y aay 2 ms Mer ee ee THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY She'll Only Go 50-50 on the Blame for That! OBSERVATIONS. that the joke voted for Cleveland ad ‘ ‘ = RTO ; — a —-——$$_ ——__—__—- 7 eee orn't, "hung @ Putt Mien Hendrick eae a Ag ROKED ee y : Ca FiReD 5 ice 116\ ae . x will be pulling on-John- CHICKEN “UNDRESIED COE WE'RE “TIRED OF Your ol: the war a fak GOSssiP. | oa . ) a . No FAULT i PRethy deean't nome manufacturer ot Charley Yrancle, actor, haa re-| FS. —~ AN: Ste Dib! Gwe ¢ ( ALURCHT- EES CARELESONESS — Loony \ OF MINE J v4 TVE ONL BEEN and sen rm atty ed » e ro he served s 5 bs 7 f | 4 +> = ' s Rees tetetarsim eat tac Seasereey vee rr] MOCKED ME We DEATH} ( XUL CALL UP } THAT DUST nH EURNTTURE Meer ys 4 Here For THREE to be ard trick to is announce i ele y oe ANG! “Fs ie - BE citts Saded to traction fares, €8|the new Bhubert’ musical piece will | ~——-_ NOTIRI 54" ai SERVANT v) x t WEEKS i Socially as the Legislature seems bal bn pa free of “after July 1 ahh yy aise ap ert at ee at J wens Boo i r Yokn Brown had a cold, but he knew) what to do, He went to a show and he saw it clear|ot a now calf ut his Connecticut ‘through, |farm. He has named it Burney. 4 AAG ev'ry blamed time that the hero! George Marion. of “Toby's Row." # | spoke up, hag been selected by Jobn Db, Will- . i John drew a deep breath and he ‘ams to ata | coughed “Kerwup, wup!” | A new Sou a ‘ The farmer's sweet daughter whose! Gen. O'Ryan and | ~~ ‘ ‘ beau proved untrue, | Division, is to by ‘ n red with the mortgage, oh, ter-|} ribly blue, | Whe waved it before hin “You cheap pup! Dought to Here John guve a cough, “Kerwup, wup!” Then came the old mother, and kind, fhe tottered when walking and scemed s0 resigned, | Bhe went to the villain and said: Shupp, PR give you-——.” Here John coughed again, “Kerwup, wup!” And when it was over John “wupped” his say out , ' : “You've done wrong, John, be-| his way out. Disturbing the people.” 1048 uP, John looked rather shecpish and sxid: “Kerwup, wup!” HARRIGAN TO LECTURE. Capt. Bill Harrigan, whose men res- ved the Lost Battalion on the other #: a few months ago, is to deliver a ture at the Century Theatre M day evening. His subject will be “Toe Doughboy with the Bayonet,” and be will tell how the New York boys met the Germans and beat them. “BIG FOUR” EXECUTIVES. The “Big Four” film combination, composed of Mary Piokford, Charlie | Chaplin, Douglas Fairbanks and D. ‘W, GriMith, is preparing to begin op- | erations. Hiram Abrams has been | inted general manager and B. P. ulberg his assistant. This is the My dander) | out Plays and Players roll and said;| There Was” in floor will be reserved until 7 P, M. for those with wound stripes. 20 gente | Brady in her film work, ts writ! @ musical comedy with his brother Roy. “tsaac Of “The Golden Fleece.” to be pro- duced at n iL ight, March 23, will be Isabelle! 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At the performance of “A Prince to be given to-morrow men, the lower r SCE ight for service Kenneth Webb, who directs Alice in collaborat NIHANL *BuD-C! You Suggest Some Other Song for Joe Now ? Bewides Blanche Baten, in the cast | JOF'S C AR | “ 4k é the Broadhurst Sunday A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. A—~—LONE WITH YooR | , vé WH Y Tip Graham, the Wellsville saloon er atOU: COME: “Te THE E END OF A PER-FECT END OF A PAR~--FEC ae AAA AY —-- dl] “THOUGHT ARE READY TO BE} WIPED !! aaa reading, “Come in and get st ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. B, Nettler—Mrs. Carter once played | “The Second Mrs. Tanqueray } H. Rose-Write Nellie Nevelle, | | FOOLISHMENT. | A pest as @ joker was Green, He'd joke till his friends all felt mean. | One day the youth wed, me Bince that time, ‘tis said, | Not a joke has come into his bean FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Do you like highballs?” “Don't know—never attended one.” | BY THEIR SHAPE. 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