The evening world. Newspaper, February 22, 1919, Page 14

———— EEE ee i eet er ! ue Fe ¢. if if i if mee enenn tear | COMIC PAGE Saturday, February 22, 19 By BIDE UTH CHATTERTON and her Merrie Month of May” in Ithaca, N. Y., on March 5. They will leave to-day for Baltimore to spend next week rehearsing at Ford's | Henry Miller, under whose | Chatterton ap-| pears, will be playing at Ford's in| ‘Theatre. management M “Moliere,” and ft is to facilitate mat- ters that the Chatterton company will rehearse in Baltimore. The week following Mr. Miller will direct the Tehearsals of “The Merrie Month of May” in Philade!phia “UNCLE SAM” A HIT. A. H. Woods has sent Aaron Hoff- Man the following cable messay from London “If the Jaughter and applause was genuine London went crazy over ‘Triendly Enemies. In_London the play is called “Un- ¢le Sam." Samuel Shipman and Sir. Hoffman wrote the original version now current at the Hudson Theatre here. Mr. Hoffman re-wrote the play for London. Reports from London say “Uncle Sam” is a genuine hit over there. HERE'S A GOOD SHOW. At the benefit performance for the Catholic Actors’ Guild, to be given at the Cohan & Harris Theatre a week from to-morrow night, the fol- ing stage stars will appear: Tessa Fi » George White, en and Bister.” Frank Bacon, Chauncey Olcott, HY gbeth Murray, Mollie King, Emmett Corrigan, Joe Cawthorn and Julia Sanderson. The show will be staged by George M. Cohan. SOLDIERS SEE A PLAY. The officers of the 27th Division who came in from Europe recently were entertained last night by men: bers of the Mayor's Committee of Welcome to Homecoming Troops at the performance: of “A Slecpless Night” at the Bijou Theatre CUDDLE-UP HARBOR. Raby, my baby, the sun's sinking low, The Cuddte-Up Harbor reflects in its plow, 2 see a wee ship with its sails all a'flap, Preparing to sail for the Country of Nap, The Sandman is Captain; he's telling his crew To wait for @ passenger; baby, it's you, 8o close tight those eves and prepare for the trip, Make haste, little one, you're delaying the ship Raby, my baby, your tovs are aaleep. (No more will they play till the sun starts to peep Up over the hills in the East, little onc, And then they'l want baby to join in their fun, Your evelids are heavy; kiss mother goodby, The Sandmen are lifting the anchor up high, Be off to the Cuddie-Up Harbor, my dear, And mother will meet you at dawn at the pier. SHE ISN'T OLD. Harry L. Cort, co-author of “Liaten Lester,” at the Knickerbocker The- » has a three-year-old daughter About Plays a named Suzanne and Suzanne haa a “The goat, oh" LITTLE MARY MIXUP and Players DUDLEY baby sister less than a year old. George E. Stoddard, Mr. Cort’s col laborator on “Listen Lester, troduced to Suzanne the other day Upon being told by her all about her little sister, he asked low old is she?” ( hn.” came from Suzanne. old at all, She's almost new CE a (Bur tow) DD she \ THINK You cou,D GET ) Bt mr? Twin Brown ¢ TAKE Tar GUM OUT OF YOUR MouTH AND \ PeT Your FeeT iy 9 6 I Kwew you cousp GET THE Gum out OF YOuR MouTH- — _— . ——— Philip B. Dooner, our theatrical love poet, is out of the navy and has be gun ragging the muse again, Mis latest effusion concerns Gertrude Vanderbilt and it combines admira- tion, rhythm and humor in a most deiectable way, Here it is | She has heaps of personality A pleasing form of orace Plus a real chic way of wearing 9ow!'s, And a very pretty face. Bhe has that bit of pep in dancing, When the music tends to lilt, i And the play will draw the following That Miss Gertrude Vanderbitt THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY //NertA “mR. Doe“ = & You HAVE MY CONSENT! ID Be GLAD To HAVE MoU FOR A"SoN-IN: LAW ” “TLL SEG. TH' WIFF ! FULLER SPRINGS ONE. “Regardiess," writes C. H. Fuller of Harlem to this column, “of wha Mr. and Mrs, Coburn I believe the better Ole 1s the attle.” Now isn’ lem? = ~~ py tht ald ) 7 We “WANS Me > ( EYE — CONGIDER C HI® “MEANS ie AY® WoT I GaiD- I THINK HE'D BE 4 DAWGONE Good CATCH! fia) Wit SIT ( BUT I DONT WS wiv —wor su) LIKE “TH OLE // ave You Gor hoe ' AGAINST “MISTER, S i , \< \ he Ley GOSSIP. Jane Grey is il, Charlotte Ives has replaced her in the cast of “Mar- quis de Priola.” “Three Faces East" reached its 225th performance at the Longacre Theatre last night John L. Golden has gone to Palm Beach for a month's stay. His part ner, Winchell Smith, has been there seVeral weeks. John Sheehy, who is of the Bar. num & Bailey managerial staff in x the summer, haa been appointed manager of “Listen Lester.” Henry B. Warner will leave for Los Angeles to-morrow to act in films for Jesse D, Hampton, who has a Robertson-Cole release. There will be a special performance of “A Little Journey” to-morrow evening at the Vanderbilt Theatre for wounded soldiers. A donkey was born at the Hippo- drome yesterday. A suitable namo is sought for it: What would you) suggest” | Walter Hast's production of “Sean. rick T aniline z Leta er eye == BUD» Coun! HAN Joe Has Some Running to Do—On His Legs! dal” is to open at the tre, Chicago, on March Rae Selw: is i} and Mabel Gol- ding is playing Miss Selwyn's role in “The Crowded Hour” temporarily WELL ~ 1 HAVEN'T MUCH FAITH IN THEIR GUARANTEES! Spee a | AW - You RE ALWays } L JOE ®WHY DIDN'T You STOP BACK “THERE AND GET SoME.cas? (FGniGmecae Ga enet Now SEE How FAR n (T'LL RUN ON “THAT GUARANTEE '!! A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. A Wellsville. man, who F into the milk business, is advertist tor a well-digger OH - WE WON'T NEED ANY More “T'GET HOME ON . “TH' MAN To 1 SO DA PTICA ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. SO DAWGONNE SKE! 4 lek ford . 'D GE UT EVERYTHING! — vincent Mary Pickford marrie] GUARANTEED \'D GET ABO! i f Kelly—Irene Franklin Green has “THIRTY MILES ON two children E. L, K.-Why not sign your namo to letters and save your thoughts from the wastebasket? A GALLON! FOOLISHMENT. A Bayside young woman namad Kellor Ja strong for a bank teller feller. It's strange, goodness knows! But thé man won't propose. He's hers, but the teller won't tell ‘er FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “He's the butt of uli, jokes.” TOO GOOD, the Federal Reserve said at a dinner at the Plaza: “Germany, before she ceases her| yrg. yp, diabolical crimes, expects the world That is to forgive and forget all what she means by ‘a just peace,’ “Germany reminds me of tho little boy who said to his mother: “I've been awful good since pa licked me, ain't I, ma” **¥es, dear; you have given mo| With him, when his futher susgested very little to complain about since] that he wait for the cool chastisement.’ e your whipping.’ “The reproachful look “°Then why ‘that you still keep the cake bidder and pa's cigars locked up? iffaly Express. Let Vans Norus take the Rub out of Scrub and it will if you let it. Not aione that but the clothes lust longer, are whiter and cleaner. Absolutely harm- less to skin or clothes. Se and 10c at your Grocers. VAN ZILE CO., Mir's, West Hoboken, N. J. RUB The Day's Good Stories ] OV. 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BEroRe ‘sie WAS G0 HEALTA Ane ( 97 on A DUKE’ WITH THE Uind'eBibede” © Uinta: Masses’ ne le € noticed particular! “ EIGHTEEN “YEARS J (AL STANDING “Alt Awo a * et es ' y Ja hungry looking boy with a tac : SP, .Saarse @ Caner ) ~~ GR, SEOSH MAN, | 80 frechied that it was practically one | pet - ee |large freckle. The lad these | | Y helpings of everything in sight and Still, looked worried Butler studied him; doubtless he had come from one of the poorest of East Side families; probably never \ | hed @ square meal in his life. ‘The Jauthor hurried to the kitchen and re- | turned with a big wedge of apple pie |which he placed hefore the hungry one, He hung around for 4 moment to watch « velopments. | A look of indignation swept over the freckled boy's face as he turned to a neighbor, | “Darn: he said, “who ever heard o apple pie without cheese?'—Pitts- burgh Chronicle, Telegraph, OLD PAKHEI BES EAST 1629 SE New Youn Cir