The evening world. Newspaper, February 8, 1919, Page 14

" ITTLE BILLY, the well-known | fleaweight comedian and singe About Plays and ‘Players By BIDE DUDLEY drew a gun. Ten horscs got nervous and all ran away. A has been showing his friends) bulldog went mad and bit chit | Hately @ fine diamond pin, the gift of] dren at play. The housctops } Bhomas Cochran of No. 23 Wall) were crowded to witness the { Greet. And thereby suspends an ap-) signe, Biz totat adstainers went I Dendage. out and got tight. Excitement I Mir, Cochrun has no children He) grew fost in the messenger's | Gace hed one, but an unkind fate de-| Te UU ase at qeveloped he'd balled caving | made a mistake, Oh, messenger t on llega t boy—gh, messenger t Your ' ap almost over or ' j Httle folk. Col. Pils, Mr. Cochran's| ead fs pure bone with no trace f @iend, has two boys and a girl On| Of alloy. You don't know the these Mr. Cochran hay been w to| meaning of “hurry” at alt. To j @ower gifts, tolling them t you the word “ru is trans Were from Pullman Jack He kep lated as “crawl.” Now, having @iis up unti) the children demanded to) exposed you, Til bid you good @e Jack. Through EM. Robinson by, but not till I've told you of the U. BO, hran induced) that years ago I was one of yow os Bliss home| Now that the secret is out, you Chie Mees ate see | know just what I'm talking t 4 inches high, ang Ritaty-onc years old, went up ana| 7M gene children stories, sang for them: ANOTHER RANCK POEM. Beenecene thelr 16 Edwin Carty Rancl BN says ne's going to keep the pin] piays, poctry and always emento of the best Une}sent up ar hyme entitled | hodern Be ever ch " Jit. doesn't, - ple mee mail your rl *Yo heard those kids! niaints to Mr. Ranck, care feugh,” he said last night. ‘Gee,| Theatre, Hold tight now, we're Ganty Claus hasn't got anything on|to jump @ fence me!” There was a man in our town MORE “BED” PLAYS. ages oe wise; A. H. Woods, through his general Tn just one day Tiat surely was a prize. | | And then he hiked to New York Town! With ail his might and main, | } beoh er ee But soon, with play | a that Mr eos Safe in his tray, | product! s Pk Met As ered He hiked back home agai ' GOSSIP. t " will open a Mr. Herm. E heirs of the man who bed. He wants to pa invented the them royalty, Marjorie Rambeau, who is soon to| ereate the stellar role in Arthur Hop- | kins's new play, “The Fortune Teller,” Will be geason in “The Pear! of Great Price,” allegorical comedy-drama by Rob- McLaughlin, BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ia The messenycr boy—the mes- 4 #enger boy! Oh, he is a source of % continued joy. By “joy” you = “Must know I mean just the re- verse. Res swift as a hearse. He's wise as an ostrich; I get the Bpring fever when snow quits + the ground. The messenger boy “ has it all the year round, With. a" out it he'd be like a fish on dry : land. It brings him a languor he looks on as grand, A messenger Poy was once seen on the run. Biz cops grew excited and each | On Next Washday Don’t rub the dirt in but let Vans Norus take it out. Your clothes and hygienically clean. One trial will bear out our claims. Se and 10 at your Grocers. West Heboken, N. J. ANENT MISS RAMBEAU, SI der by wireless for seats for Canary” Feb, 12, has been en- a for Throo” will be played ng Sing to-morrow night under th 8 of the Prison Mutual Wel- » Leag And now Bello Story, at the Hippo- : “par | drome, wants her dressing room prot- ed by A. H. Woods next | itane.! | paint barns. Weill, Mark Luescher can The Globe Theatre received an or- “The it wasn't yesterday, No, from the Canary Isles. “Seven Days’ Leave." gene Walter's play. Walter Sherwin ts to have a role in He was in Bu- “Tho Assassin.” Gordon and Wililam Dooley will return to the cast of Morris Gest's nig! Orders” | busy week gastronomically. | invitations have been pl to make her dentist bi entury Midnight Whirl" Monday Effie Shannon, playing in “Under in Providence, has had a Dinner tUiful enough with pride Now it is anno that Mme. | Bertha Kalich will her acting in “The Riddle: Womas t the Ful- ton Theatre to-night. There will be no matinee to-day, will last longer, be sweeter thi smelling. infinitely whiter th A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Jud Perkins of Wellsville hired a New York youth named Casey as a clerk in his store the other day. Whena woman asked Casey for birdseed he told her to quit her kidding—that birds from tggs, not seed. came A DELUGE OF BABIES. A story printed here ri je effect that a baby was cast of * the nderoiit. brought thirty-eight Mona || hers with goo-goos in the rma ager of the theatre, could head off tho VAN ZILE CO., Mfr's, br ‘oceasion, FOOLISHMENT. In Boston, Pelig Dingwell states, In winter everybody skates ; The girls go gliding on the toe With men to whom they're oh, so A nice! | They skate all day and half the night, | Emitting laughs of keen delight; scene of joy ts every lake, NM right! What difference make? does it FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE “What's Bill trying to raise on interest on a mortgage, I How to Develop Beauty of (ADVICE BY JULIA M. WAKELY) Beauty of face and form is a pre. ous gift and its preservation is al“ No woman in this en solemn duty ity Nature has be tiveness of her ' have frequently been ask iled to provide. at boon to all Dr recommend i i) whether they advancin onceal her efforts its ¢ care of the ¢ my secret of alw »pearing young, although my ye any, and I ; all. Talways| with myself and pro: with expo: Get « box z\ to-day from your dru mirror will * ane t wil decided improvement, anc tinued use will permanently re move them to give| tour of their hreas The seaso s when extr is necessary e liberal use ration to ward that will apy how t manuger ahead of | under | 48 Figure and Remove Wrinkles — g the bust and filling | MARY MIXUP COMIC PAGE Saturday, February 8, 1919 Now, CHILDREN WE LEARN TeLu US WHAT Tie THAT WE SEE WITH R EVES sTemacH 18 Form’ THE STOMACH 1S= | WE SMELL WITH ouK wy MARY, CAN You ; Gimeiow.. Sie coe AND TASIE WITH ov 4 , “Teun us 2 | a ina a yen 108 Pode ra) ) GONED-IF THIS IA ae cal P La \ ts SOMEWHERE IN BROOKLYN WoOTSIE'S AFRAID SOMETHING AwFuLs, -~_ 1S GONNA HAPPEN AN’ LVL TooTSie MIGHT GET MUR TED! : SoSH TAT 33 UNDS Lice A MEETIN’ OF TH! PEACE CONFERENCE! on! I Hope NOBODY SHoots A PIstor. of. 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LANGUAGE! if WOULONn’t 17 TeiGaAtTst LEAGUE ls aa xo \ F at ——$—_, |} tcNE w NATIONS, J Yes'm'| Vie rer Wel ~ sya oP GRINDSTONE GEORGE , WHoo! 1 SHOULD THINK “yPeorLe. | WOULD RATHER HAVE “THe "FLU" THAN ~~ TWEAR “These "FLL masns” ! Rl ry leper Ty ip — ay HA QESPISE ‘ LADY Was VARICEL AIL-IN Se ———~ AT TH CON puctor! Little Comedy Entitled “ Stung’’? ie “ NOBODY, Jr." 5 To TAKE lias