The evening world. Newspaper, January 17, 1919, Page 24

— rs on ae rome res RUA lS gf: RRR NUP BO 2 “COMIC PAGE friday, January 17, 1919 It Was More eepeenaga dea ( I courn stand \ ONE HUNDRER BOT |} Like Punishment Than Reward! About Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY HE theatrical interests of Greater | dollars fyne fer me. Thay ought to New York are engineering en | Cutt out sum of that noise and put in organized protest against tne Hennery, yor t Proposed increase in the tax on amvuse-| my mothir ments, amounting practically to, “Not eo low as eum of the dresses double the 10 per cent. in effect at ‘eye Uh he any ae present Representatives of ail ou must lyke low dresses,” says my mothir, 44 branches of stage amusement met !n) “Oh,” says my fathir with a grinn, : be iyxthe rooms of the United Managers’! I doan't mind them none.” Then be ! ; _ ‘ wy Mary © Suct —, i] ( Ahead bs ( LOW MARKS = AND You) Viiffles f WATE “Jo SHow USED “To STAND ONE THIS “REPORT \ HUNDRED CARD Te 2 WY thy sdodpteles On. f THe TEACHER ALWAYS — \ 1 Kisses me? sum songs and cloge dancing stos are low,” says ——- “Protective Association, in the New te pia ee ht SeWork Theatre Building, yesterday and Be eee eaten a nua’ Weare 1, for 1 onde a new drese gtarted the ball aroliing. Mare Kiaw that will kost $100." Pfesided. On a motion p wi Ming, “That's @ i * ADBrady, a committee was appointed he says, Lguesa to. induce theatregoers to yules BROWN os | thetr objection to the proposed in- i @rease, since they are the ones moat Gossip vr | Vitally affected. committee im-| ‘The r Garden management das Mediately drew up a form of prote Assemb bill for Ita sun which was ci theatres night ; H. burnside, after a vacation 1a last night and patrons of the y by the) Atiantic City, will return to the Hippo- | drome to-day James Crane has succeeded the late helley Hull in “Under Orders.” Kite i Pye a Vie: <a S L\ — « Ave eomeniiaatnnmenineién &s0 TELS hates 4 y ea TOOT ter wat | Teer vehth Att at JOE'S CAR He Hasn't Got the Car Yet-—but He's Got the Robe! Washington. In Willian Gpurtenay hax folaed the ee ee me ee ee eee be hard for the wo Mor nextett ature of the tures, the pr | taxation is anyth) Kb signed As as ( eantaiaesnannel 71 both atrical people and © of Publicity at ‘ Ka t ——— woere. ‘coe ito end Rivoli Theatres, JOE, Do BE HERE WHEN 2 REAL INDIAN BLANKET, EH ® —— = 7 On the working committer Vernon, the child in "A Pela arnssre 4 aren lee ; , sa « ris Gest: c! Witla A ; oa bitthday “THE “TRAIN STARTS! You | WoTTA Y'GET FoR A THING | \ @osHh — AIN Sonn 1. ciolden, yd Murdock. Sars | thet mn kids ALWAYS JUMP ON AT THE LIKE “THAT 2 [| CouLD USE bey aoe RUN = NIN Seribner, Kdward Zeigler of the Metco= | will de Last SECOND: a ain . | paar, . } politan ‘and repre tives of wel Jack a ( vie ‘ \J-—| tT FOR AN AUTO ROBE. 5 pale oe cemeseeaiin “ — Actors’ Equity Association, the Mo-] phylli Pp DONT WORRY -—, 3 sicians’ Union and the Stagenonds’ e r iy ST GONNA | |= —! 7 are — —— Piaten, 1% te proposed to spread the| trncnt oy tas / i'm Jus 4 [ ° fj $31.25 | i protest movement over the United] night | WAVE A SMOKE nar nT ‘ | ONLY ‘ { : ——- cupy Alfred Vanderbilt 1 5 ville LAN’ LOOK AROUND. [Sania aay OBSERVATIONS. at Daim Heach for the remainder of Vena oie . fo B an Bulger stole th P Lia ey 0 Bozeman Bulger stole the | the winter 3 Crown Prince's dancing partucr? B.S, Moss's Flatbush ‘Theatre, which . Magistrate Groeht says a wome Manager Quaid of Provt | = an has a right to go through he Aven patre will | nateur diving. contes | husband's pockets. She has, and Thuraday and Fi Ht @ left, too en Ideal, the lady. water is i President Wilson had a weird there t} Edgar Selwyn 1} picture taken the other dav. In | york, after writin | the background wasn't George California and t ' oe Crowded Hour" Oreet. Park in Bosto! a ay i tj THEY SEE COHAN. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. 5 A WHHDR EL , = maT) poets , , , | GTiNe! hundred Friara went tote] Hominy op Wellentin cho | SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK If It Wasn't for Dust We Wouldn't Have Dusters t Is ight and saw their Abbot,| & #fone deaf, ts learning lip ~ ‘ > ‘ec z j George AM. Cohan, act in the pont reading, He's got. “Nave. o LiL wootsin Brusyes PIPE CHARLIE! HAROLOS VERT DAISYS GOTA PAW'S CLEAMIN’ our THE DRAWER MAWS AN expe HERE YA HAVE IH! | ay Cohan play, “A. Princ drink!" di : TH DUST OFF MER E'S GOTTA DANDY PARTICULA fe EATHER, OF AIS DESIC! Ya GoTTA ADMIT WITH & OUST RAG) CAAMPEEN DUSTER {cA At the Monastery Ii rink.” down pat OFAR LIL tbotsins WATA GETTIN’ ME VERY CAREFULL ER, AMES GoTA FUNNY WAY A Dona? SH'USES PAWS) HE's A GAZZERINC | CHOP d unanimously that — {| Lio! He's suc A “TH! Qus Ty OFF IcleS TH DUST ' IT! Looid-ur'im Blowin i cuT CLD UNDERWEAR JAZZERIN | Suer | LESS Gor! HIS SAINE! FOTW CHAIR A OVE fe y oa OT NOW Ta KNOW WHAT -)) SAN Ya REVIVALS. Ves 7 A SEFORE He SITs LL OVE aos REGIME Ot vel {Ss BYRON's | iene OUR ER TRAN, meat : EVERYTHING : ee 1) MES OF IT! {SAw- bal alae (; AE USE WIS {iv weeps lec | For mrrecyS sake f Home : ; ' Oust? | Bel hur Lose oo eer Rue eas i HANK YI 4 GUSTALL DAY | Any SENSED + YULUE TAM: Reeenieisicds * . J ( rmance last nig % Leorin' Spice ISTING- AK ge) ST MUSTA SUNGS “he Hopmerahi” and. over Sunda, 4 en voung woman named | cals calacdes | Geran wee! | aA1\™ Piatt \ em oust e aoe Three.” If you don't believe he has 5 bial ; | ¥ played 1,000 consccutive performances! ONC went for a driuk to a ; spring; Bhe found it so cold She sterted to scold At Nature, and any old thiny BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Baid Silas MeGuggin, in Pee. weeple's store: “The ‘Drys’ have won out and tt makes me blamed OUR ANNUAL PUN. | lt gore, I'm not much on drinkin "I'm on my way to the Coast to pat | intozicants—yet 1 want whet t |on # big film and I'm inighty happy | ays t, otf |about it," writes Arthur Edwin mrent when I wont ih you de Krows, formerly Winthrop Ames's T haven't been drunk for at least | press agent means a big thirty years. The most that f |for him, no wouder Arthur Edwin | peice eatin canbe Si See seer : Aaa Ee teen Set rrr wht hi to me an you says I wus cute; PENALTY OF OBEDIENCE. | | | « ” you danced on the corner an’ i HIS story is told of a certain| ] er clues | 3 NOBODY | ! | vi Sake, as a rule, is three beers. A | Krows | man of my standing won't ever | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. | get tight. For fellers like me | Why 1s Prohivition like a no Prohibition ain't right.” Old | successful hunter of grizzlies?” aL ial : ; | “ Grandpa McGce put a chew in his “Give it up.” [ae 2 : “ ; aia - 1 y ~ 77 TL ~ : 5 7 mene “Bets het: “Lenten, Gsiae, it's killed many bars GRINDSTONE GEORGE Anyway He Has an Excuse to Be Late at the Office! ‘twus only last week you come up ‘ives id : 2 : J f ; * “whistled, to boot. I thought you very stern) woman who de- \ ‘wus stewed, but I'm glad to be | mands instant and unquestion- } wrong.” Said Silas: “Oh, bun ing obedience from her children, One comb! I'm goin atong.” And, as |@fternoon # storm came up and she with a |*8ked her son Tommy to clove the trap-door leading to the fat root the house, “Hut, mothér—"" began Tommy. WAYBURN STILL ILL. T ed Wayburn is still confined to | ap! 4 , umonke “Yes, ut Mother-—" {| sed the crisis, 118] “Thomas, shut that ¢ ell ts lobody” to” Grind stone HE THINKS THE OTHER Fi IDEAS ARE BETTE HIS OWN, _—~. he went out Peleg Li prin, said; “Silas shore loves to git gay with his gin.” mus, T told you to sbut the his bed at Bay Side with although he he vaid. In tis ab) » ice Julian M ht, mother, staging two numbers for the Ziogfeld ( cy }! | Nine O'Clock Revue and Midnight | ou | | 2 | Frolic. Thomas!" ' hk ee ~—/ BOLIVAR BROWN'S ESSAYS. ? saieen ly climbed th and abut the trap, ‘The after - Srand Opery are a show whare pee- 4 i e | Grand Opery are a wey aw uay they | noon ‘went by and the storm howled | yh l | t kynd of mu 1 rayred, Two hours later the fam- | } . * gathered for dinner, and when the Ai was half over, Aunt Anna, who ary att staying with them, had not ap. Ae A RA a red. The mother started an in worser | Vestigation, but she did not have to! e Sune Tommy an- tyne!” | pryces will prove, [t are | Opery because the heero cums} #0 the peepul and luk wise, and nobody kan’ tell eee plore neh] By 7 they are cominon peepul. Grand Op-| ~ J ery singers gits $3,000 a weke If thi 5 — = — SEB SFA Aue Oey and ny of his shortcomings to which her| Was the Qucen!"~Cincinnati n-) man joviae dears RAE SCA ES cence and Frate| HE WAS SATISFIED. ¢ quirer tion was directed. y need ts @ biznes a myle iy aN HIS SIGNATURE, 2 was riding on a street car with | One nite + ady friend, and had to stand} went to Grand Opery. When thay val » summer day when the noo | was broiling down upon the vi eum hoam my mothir says: “Wasn't ae Bei car was crowded. | nfield, and Lena was vigoreusly B° ITH TARKINGTON tells « it fyne, Hennery?” f de tape eee Laie she QUICK COME-BACK. body'l citicacy after "I can't see how you ever get tho| Heelng, a by inquired why | old colored man who appe unswered Yes," says my fathir, “about ten of a Wand, which she a ; [this,! Birk |corn out of hero.” who was on the p as a witness before one ny? t Ought was her friend's, After hold. | 66° RANCE'S success [n this wary, | ‘The mounta -| tempting to “fiddle,” was not a amittees, In the course of his ¢ iper the hand for some time she sud- 5 Standis! burned musta | the cor Jumtnation tt questions were put| lirmation At t scovered that jt belonged to a Francisco, “has been| AN AARISULTUAA FEAT, tin and spat with mata) “Wall, you know,” sald Lena. | | man Who Was # perf et at F to) due in great measure to the readi \a6 Ww 1t tran . | r : be ane, | IF Gant At ¢ rge's haa’ | % DROUGHT BROKEN di Ja confused laugh, sayin, “Oh? Thad [ness of her come-back, : PORNASSORS _MONUIAIAS, i whiskey | ei | ‘ I= WO men wer journey } i Shan | eyes roaming over a field so | UT : eit inte whine: ven were on a jou Jhold of the wrong h how hard Germany hit her, i fight it Everybody's Mag . | 1 | Micaela pay |laushed as he replied: “Ob! that all|has always returned che blow with | ho almost perpend | zine : WIGDOM OF A FOOL | A ae |right, “Here's the other one.”—Juilge,|yrecu and visor : manage to plant that tert > | gN the good old days, when every-| anything w at _— PRO RAG THR oe Se sady | Hillside ens to me you'd be in! ALIBI] FOR A LOAFER. ] body ate but King of the| if ash ‘ , THE LIGHT OF Love, anos, th m Sy whe proposed 1 | denser of falling off!” KORGE was | 14 happy country ed his jester] "0.1, Yes, a pott . Wha ; + the young fellow who proposed to j el 4 "“OICEH"” [TT THE great shortage of matches ro. ae ee te ae ee ee ene, choot |," ean set right here in my door an Cc. b onc lanueelne | ovalleno, 8 ! | you, Mo ICE. minds us of this story, A wid-\'h® sehé Ny plane it,” drawled the native. tuineers who ney phan fool, give ce an dilustrationliantn Gneonicle Dried tongu | e words, “Phe light ot] ~'DO you suppos tr Doolittle! «put the cawn in a shotgun fers itse J--orse than no excuse, and haste] NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH n | gone out.” {that I'd marry a man #0 benighted soot it into that ground up th icke His wife, Lena, was| thee |g was during the interval and the| Mutt roduced wine |, Wetie later he married again, and las to carry @ horseshoe in his pocket |" "And how Sou gent rn down! never idie, and looked upon ner huss] ‘the jes t ffoctionately | chief comedian was t wan divided e asked for luck? Jwhen it is ready for gathering?” the) ang the tril rrge, as t mbraced and hissed (he mighty mon barded by a ublat w travele RM-~FI | before his first wife 4 | shen tt ie band, t ge, as the one| en iand 1 FO! T | Reading the above sentiment, the} ‘Doolittle paled, Then recovering | Ey ee t rip cin my door und/ grand man, a ould never exp reh who r a pa ons, iady Inquired tn @ rather huffed tone, himself, quietly he took out tts! git it dows herself id DEEN so ex. r the verac f t LP Vi ene © : : horseshoe, laid it on his knee, patted, "HM Mate as to marry him, thou; put th n was an old bird Kuan he a tongue yon wale os, ie, but v thing you 25 CENTS EACH ed es out 1" sie: wan cpimaval anuioua 40 Ted. grand was giving nothing away Ee PEABODY 6 Co. dre Mokena 8 1 pucss no t most p ble excuse Cor Ougot it "I tell you what you waa old! oo! reply,