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sa a tn ee a Te ee A Nee ee ee Rn ere org ne to ee eee | | | a | EDITORIAL PAGE Friday, January 17, 1919 yeah Sy fH. Cassel The “Tired Business ESTARLISHAD BY JOSEPH PULITZER Published Daily Except Sunder, by the Presf Pubi 3 Park Row, New York. ATZER, President, 3 By Helen Rowland MEMBER OF 1 THE ASSOCIATED PRRas ‘i : it bp f ps eke ngs co: S Shay Ae po ARTO alin yi 1 Comtaht, 1010, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The Sew York Broning World) exo ee ate tt ela SM he prs eae Fes ae c ff What Makes Her Tired? Oh, a Lot of Things—But, VOLUME NO. 20,968 Chiefly, the “Tired Business Man” and His Beautiful Bluffs! VERY now and then E A scintillating colleague of mine inguires fat makes the ‘Tired Business Man’ tired” ) But nobody ever asks “What makes the tired wder ness GIRL tired? Nobody even suspects her of being “tired”! And phe [S—sometimes—awtully ! PATIENCE AND COURAGE. REE DOM liad an off day yesterday On this side of the At at m oof berty, the Constitution of the into the } nds of fanatics p heople’s personal labits And Vli“ell you what makes ber that war: From Murope came the report that open diplomacy--the “open Shush! the tired business MAN—and his covenants, openly arrived at, which rey American beautiful ttle blufis! For she has them all assorted, numoered, labelled and filed away for reference. democracy by its v , tloeracy ' deemed His pathetic groans und wails about “overwork” by representatives of France, Haly and Japan to deserve t after twe hours of labor and four hours of luncheon the Peace delibe make her yawn If not in Connctl, it | au has : ilis “Human Dynamo” pose as he snatches his feet down off the desk, ward? drops his cigar In the receiver and starts pushing and giving orders hk nine Pian y4us Pree Wis ee Fe At the sound of an approaching footstep t < optimism to believe that that whieh the people of the Makes her weary beyoud measure! United States joined with the Allied Nations to win can le anal And there ts the “Eficiency Expert"—HE wakes ber tired! real and enduring on the face of the ¢ His expenditure of ten dollars’ worth of energy in the saving of a two amp And of a lundred dollars’ worth of nerve force in trying to conserve ten cents’ worth of time Causes her extreme larsitude and sometimes brain-fag. And the “office wit"—-low tired he makes hi Yor there nothing which so annoys and bores a business gtr to have a business man treat her conversation as lightly and bu- rorously as though she were his own wife. | And the “Subway Impressionist” makes her tired! She could forgive him for occupying a seat and a half while she clings to a strap in front of bim So f the Unit to put upa ras the Peace Conference As sand the Premicr of ¢ it for the American po t publicity consistent with t of important business. the J mut Ameri 40 be bowed ont « Bot what a What is to be said of the colossal irony of a Nation aat home? millions overseas to fight for freedom surrendering the rig! own citizens and repudiating princiy liberty upon which top of his newspaper It gives her mal-demer! And the patronizing married women make her tired! For when a girl bas won her business spurs and found her te sun” It is deadiy to hear eyme fluffy Httle molluse inqui v DON'T you marry, dear, and stop that dreadful we Just though working for a living were not a mere sinecure Heside working the average man for pin-mone And the “Reformers” make her tired! Because they buoy her up with the thrilling warning that the business offices are full of “wolves in sheep's clothing.” When sh retly KNOWS that all the men in her own office are Just sheep in wolves’ clothing, Who grow! and snarl in self-protection, \nd that a “temptation” is as hard to find in a business office as a pet institutions and its government are foundec Nothing like it has ever happened in the Nation’s histo There is more than coincidence in the fact r while hundreds of thousands of the country’s defenders abroad, War and the mental and moral perturbations produced latures, Di anat war helped a minority to get its grip upon leg’ rectly hostilities ceased, that minority and its powerful lobby hastened to tighten the grip and turn the trick before tite country got back to its normal state, he world may have been made safer for democra But the democracy the people of the United States have de oped, understood and enjoyed has had an appalling setback. re likely to go through bitter experiences before they find are off their cour bearings how far the nd resolve to beat buck and ster by their tru ‘y in a bakery! The changing fashions make her tired! Mor they ke chasing a new style and spending her hard-earned money. The cavaret iows make her tired, and the “motion pictures” make her tired, and ed, and radicals and uplifters and her forever Freedom demands patience and cou ——————ooos women’s clubs make her tired In fact, everything makes her tired--except her WORK! THAT is sort of restful! And SO refreshing—in a world of beautiful Uluffs! Prejudice Against B. R. T. Charged. Headline Just what did the B. R. T. think it bad been inviting from | those who know it best? A POOR YIELD. How to Bea Better Sale man T h e Ja. r r ; me mil y By Roy L. McCardeli HE twenty-two women arrested and sent to jail in Washington New York 2 w B } PY “ety ° 9 uuing Co, (T » York Evening Worl thi r 1 eal Ela weston letting fire rant ol the Willa [Towle ine And Earn Bigs e r Pa y <ges a E Tannen bt} , 1 ’ The Deion Rum Gets In One Under the Be i doubt looked for greater public interest in their plight. By Roy C | nating @ neathancres i and| When he comes Ml go in the of ¢ Mak ; age ; ; y oy Griffith ‘ 469 OOK at those apo ¥ of all shapes, colors thie auke for you. You. go out wits faking bonfires of the President's speeches at his own doorstep, ponsible more thi ou 4 ailed to d © any benzine 4 ° r ee | The Evening World's Authority on Successful Salesmansine nekinteet coath" ericd Mr } 2 Fritz the ping clerk and ° as diligently practiced by ntinel suffragettes” for some w Comralt, 1910, by The Wess Mail The New York Beening W MUIR 18 \ | never saw such an untidy pmonia, ' Of his atoglon, hat. will « past, has produced a poor yield of pubiicity. le sitlenmanship pubiished on th rat daity na pot quae Eiuandiiy Hoon te clot bes ees Hoctna Sr r ert make you swoon or sober you It may be maintained, of cou ey that fooli ness, like virtue, bed Ae da sep her ala poe Ree ate Gre inalten honest at honest (ake 1 good care of my clotnes| Mr. Jarr knew tt wouldn't do, but| °°) u y oor ar 1s in some instances its own reward, ‘The misguided women who have HAV E YOU FOU D YOURSELF? pid by honest nods, That's! | an ¢ to set eome | anything for a quiet Hfe; and best) Oey say lemont at one time or another elected to make nuisances of themselves at | UPYARD KIPLING, in his story The ae di ‘ il aa _ net ee chert ane reminds me, | nce fs Sp Ae RROD: PSH replied Jenkins. “I tell you, it's Me | ps ‘ : Some sulesmen are st TODIN \don't you ever to me again ‘Ts | tant. bri¢ aa ; ' ‘ this particular and conspicuous spot have not, however, seemed satis R aes hip That Mound Her te or beam or rivet must] ypout, They try to make on tlt \ rena?’ L haven't had a] Sts Jarr rubbed and scrubbed Mr.| feed th for your little family tht fied hitherto unless their antics and subsequent “persecutions” fig- | leila pele Dt P the -ate with every If they but knew it, they! now thing to wear-—" Jarr’s external apparel with the al-| coun ng dry ‘ ‘ | most realistic and vivid: word-paint- | othe te and beam and rivet in ane Aue busines ae : leona d he departed smelling lik: Johnson, the bookkeeperf came eur ured largely in the general news. ling of the value of intelligent |e to lock down and lock uy Theccneeae tee tart ree Well, my dear 1 do the best 1} ito ck & carner abe ails. cai heir hour is past. The country has too many things to think | eo-« yy that ever been wr on jother so as to equa kenianu , silat EERE OPAL RUNS |e ee aeae Lighten “Ed, you stands tt weil!" 1 } n ) st } © Ue stud ‘ is story yurden, lis hi f pert ; if had edie bi t untered| Jolinson, “bi ou nay drop over ebout to pay much attention to silly obstreperousness which has lost |'™ 4 iit tus ‘ burden, In this hou ber lesion win: OU eet, Dende area Anibal 28) Abe anigh ear be encountered | JonnsyH:. “UNE Jl: imay. grap. ey ‘ ’ ‘ of Kipling’s should prove of value) began to learn the lesson of bre ‘ John W, Rangl | anytime, at that, Old man, you go in even its novelty, |to every person who sells because it! hood nt did the Dim. | (TINE fe ¥ beletiat dae the stock room and lay down on a hl | : ’ om wines *. iT} . : sii RvOH ome be bie mere ” ’ aybe you an sleep + out of the public eye that the more self-respec clement of the | Beet business rest Bu Mae”! renlly ¢ ei a ted, “Walt a minute til) 1 Laadee| [ey da max i can. sleep te ome : ; A new ship had gu in etty y Papper wway the boss, on account of the Voman Suffrage movement can stop worrying t rin their |, ndont 1n fre 1 shin hota feaie : ” to benzine or ymonia and selling >» down to the f, On the spot ot | ' - now as ia you “find areh through bel ; aay ed the captain, He 1 bo f haves ee Y PPA Dat nearer BP fied the| “No guy should t up in the NATIONAL PROHIBITION. friends It \ , \ ‘ Fae ct abc lth ave a aT eae } and partially | Constitution ohivition Amend-| morning," inti “unk a ghane christening 1 at ti nett. to 1 : - | mer i s dry May ¢ In-] he's a regular bar fly. I never thoush KE SHEE n on and |} rit diana” | Kd Jarr was « regular bar fly Evening World, Jan. 10, 1919 1 Now et tk Wh W y N k ) . talking about, have] i ac culate : W enters the | “What are you talking abou he's bi a regular saloon snake, LIKE SHEEP, She You, that all sou ce, but 0} ere our amesakes: J you been drinking ths early in the] rum rej nd liquor lizard," s Jun, 17, 1919. al here, but vurts | you know and L know that all bu | morning?” asked Mr, Jarr i a henpaceet wie i Sot ze haven wed to work ¢ yet, ! ne NOM. canned alone cht JAMES. [oom ha!” chuckled Mr aoe They've had no chance neh) pla wotherhood and co-opera Rangle , why didn't you est a)” sjtes given it tin Letters s From the P eop le of lier has to be fivene ae pointed a picture for] Tes ce Onions, enten I haste mayin a couple of them simen ot Teacher ¢ ay ing ‘ : Babe Be s ' ri t to sliow him how fine| Will remove the oder of ice rear rig narked Jenkin A fow days later, t | Somebod i trom the breath, It would do asmuch| a’ tigint £ \ | ve oke after as hung. ! ray yroke ) Upon Ja To the Halitar of The + ff ren t yp dames 1 picture looked after it w & that mune bation you'vel 4 are never paid before Jan, 10 eucl r ‘ fe cas Bie 5 ly Joanes nd n h o! hung a M 0 - ” rit pocrite year Needless to say how ny . and the ox wabehied le me ‘ , wer . te het n Jame Vi wou King of pe y ¥ Y now a eo rh sae " “ st Venlent this is after the hulidays, We} ed the prace waier she began to talk, Bear times out fi ie Se ; ra ‘ F stare fathan used that a man Wace ae are told that accounts must Pa ic soundne \ ti J. Thiv lowt Jumen wa | leuther chairs, " j he denounced ¢ ial ca ‘ alone. but i a te totalled, but other city departments | Of then SAfuRtl Alay ul MTrAUNAIREEROeUEHA: Antutecuaethe drink 01 : ie Sa rt re ee paid promptly Jar in| | Puring these momentous and 8nd he w th \ Mr nd commissioned him to do| When he bad to has he the m He don't drink wit y particular Dec. 31, Why should this mes i he imperatly ; an J the ver, Before ths room was | 188 night onestiy, old) you he abet conditi¢ KT vens, Ti my opinion, to see ! Soe Foch won the wa Jal And ale dic * legislation ly den f luring his reign that the finished the two got remibe pata ‘ ar Werk | vorkingnen and wornen of fp ittul odds, but, ren h. And only that fn on Jan, 1, 1919, contained & ‘oprlate laws friend, whom I have advised, whom 1 Vor he went up 1 blaz recommendation in favor uf ' Hknown name {have always given the example of| And he'd promised Mra J Seater ery aahy its ts ATT LI i that have taken | MY acrid and blam To} irae’ at aitaneee Domarancy.” peleds & Vole ’ the last vea.s, | #hink that you, Kdward . should huninsae si Ye Governor said in hi famous 1 have become a receptacle for rum od business » Nothing i nixed , a sepulehre for strong drink!” BETEROPaR An cise en nh you—crazy life of the w “smatter wi press. The 7 ' . carner because of iliness is o K hon sy y tar. dare, | : Lie “underis ing Sean athena stew Reeeaeraenenien icin 0 you mean to tell me the stuff|MAYBE THERE WAS A REASO* now burden bp fe A hie nuabbien wil wa Malaiion oakhan Connolalt e ix stephanotis?” replied !tr YOUNG. bride Y t ngly urge, Will remedy this unfa'r ee bk v Wh himaelt: w , rae ' Jistitlevies of Peorla when they i father Moreover, it will result nt 1 i 191 in me w the lid ), to prevent illness and divease, and | considers J i nemies,” and t " siruggio Ip Ireland would o among to elimmate the consequent waste “ cho qua John hu wa nh cconon tug saame d John W. F t up andl... He » dear?” © State. therefrom. It will lead t " ; ; = ca tt : t ods the adoption of wider mi * 6 ¢ t eng lw the greats n drish jo car and Mr Jarr @ | your ta nublic health and hyalene, 4 10W t" yald t \ s art Ww © 8 “ a : 138 au hor fue When Mr. Jarry arrived at the of, 1 porate to conserve human. life th , fining @ pot of paint in the fa aa ea My » the fumes fom the cleansing t ntage of physical dl ni a of the pubile." Another famous row] a number of persons. in the hol breeged in ahead of him, said oo} large perc th ev one's Ciseloved by the draft shows how sure it would succeed, “| was the one he hud witha Mi, Le-jbave bad that pame, "Up and at it so early?” asked with it ( Woman” X 3 “ . But when he adds insult to injury by trying to flirt with her over they ‘ | ‘ll