The evening world. Newspaper, January 8, 1919, Page 18

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ERILY, my Daughter, every man rejoice en Ag But a Woman nore one | nt r WAS elit rays mieity began to penetrate tie For, having reached an age whieh seth her fancy, sh@ darkened chamber v el rough and Mayor Hylan ee, STICKETIL thereto, and neither time, nor calendars, have bee sing 1 g the future transit [ Woy | nor earthquak an budge he tuat ‘ Behold, NO nan can be xteen forever, for) ins ’ P eternal spring and eterna! kitienishness are as cloyingl Under « bl e Commission Pres as a diet of nut sundaes dent Sh s In nig 1 And the woman ever ove seven" That unbeknown to the public he had talked the as unconvincing as Kaiser's prayers or a prim re proposition w Mayor; and that the Mayor we rete 5 ) Jut when a woman sait tam THIRTY-NINE" in to Mr. Hearst's cour nd New England representative who shall challenge or gainsay her? n expert who lielped to place the Boston transit system under the . For none knoweth when Indian Summer cameth, no yntr trustees and who is at work on a similar job in Chicago. MELeN RowLane when it shall pass, and Thirty-Nine is the magical Ag (2) That he, Mr, Shonts, had persona ransmitted the sub: at which all birthdays cease yea, verily, it is the Golden Age of Woman, when her be s 7 as i a May tb te Atonean while Yea, verily, it 1s the Golden Aze of Woman, when her b is season ‘ ; but not embalmed, when her illusions are few but not yet dead, when bi iting in ban . the ners | egrets are forgotten, her charms are ripe a when NOTHING in all tia yrough floated a $40,000,000 bond issue sorld can astonish or perturb or dazzle he Here a nteresting play powers and es far above When she may enjoy all the privileges of a seasoned matron and all ° 1 o publi pow ynd for wrapped in Olympian he opportunit of a debutante rp wititaae When she may choose the color of her hair and change {1 from season td ru a y) then vn the ng of the multitude, ‘ eason, a8 her fancy or the fashions dictate The zeal of Mr. He for public ownership is well known When she may walk frankiy into the beauty shop and come forth une he Mayor H or Mr, Hearst is equally well known, avashed with a “bought-and-paid-for” bloom of yout Ke n Mr 8 Mr. Me Mavor Hylan and Mr. Hearst When she may invite the bachelors to her teas without fear of being suspected of matri al designs upon them a ay pat gui vre on compan of x to be pushed, pulled and pected of matrimonial designs upon them and may pat the guileless ; iad eat youth upon the head and call him “nice boy" without danger of being ‘odde y some s vublic trusteeship presided over by Mr. called “bold.” the good t still capable of tying When she may wear Oriental earrings and a sophisticated air to-day, 4 por ding some of their overcapitalized ind white muslin and a baby stare to-morrow ak Ge 5 i nore complicated knots of When she may array hereelf in clinging black and widow's weeds and) stery, or in mauve and violets and simplicity, in riding breeches, or in perien : Theda Bara tulle and the bromides will praise her “personality.” | 1 ‘ roubles, The} When her wisdom maketh imple ingenue to appear as insipid as ay of i roan ong postponed pink ice cream and her wit causeth the squab’s repartee to sound as @ But a Ne Yorkers dte leave the solution of the! Mother Goose primer 1 1 | en she may a “tame cat” about or etart a k e bibles lar te moet in. iny ous majesty where no| When sh may order a “tame ca out or 6! 1 kindergarten for the j | i . education of callow youths, whichsoever amuseth her. When she can be nan s » Mae gi tinance on the one Nand ang on We} equally happy with or without a man about her to sted rep ntalis ind lesser, of Mr. William | When elderly men no longer pursue her and cynics and misogyniste Randolph Hearst scorn to waste their time upon her and only the DESIRABLES are left f Ol mpians who is Jove? | ipon her list. For she is too old to attract the old and too wise to amuse © | the blase * When men se to appear as demi-gode to be wo:.hipped and ceem: A CHANCE CAN BE PROVIDED agai at ear teesal cae IF od . ig | When sentimental conquests cease to be matters of life and death and v Lt become merely a p ime. WAS in all wavs fittin w City of New York by the} ” t x $3 a | When beauty ceaseth to be the uncertain work of Nature and becometh f g exchange + day of a funeral that work oh Kt could be in no public should seek to honor the memory Verily, verily, Youth hath its yearnings and heartaches and disap~« of one of th eat of its one-time citizens pointments Theodore Roo was born in this city. His political debut But for a Woman of al NINE life holdeth DGicine sHocEs: j —" And it hath come to pass that there is no such ng as a “Womam was made as an Asscmblyman elected from the Twenty-first District Baie ’ orty. of this city. He ran for Mayor of this city. He was President of He he Board of Po Commissioners of this city Nhroughdut his enemy — ater car many iis greatest triumphs on the platform and many H Be 2B Se le A ' 2 By Ro a c Ca ar saan ifthe higgest public ovations accorded him were in thi elty ow to Bea Better Salesman ‘he - arr ‘amily y Thera was io t 1 the Uniled States where he was more at n C a r n i e r a y Const were hing Co. (The New York Evening World.) wedded to the Revolution. She is for home. Of late vears he lad been a freque site ere, the £8 | the rolet t ane 8 ne Ai aeanie hac Veen a.frequeny 91 seek et fg ay is hi ¢ The Bolshevik Bride Proves to Be an Easy Borrower.|{se sroisttriat end exstust Ge arvard Club, his favorite he uarters when in New York, he passed a good as a of ite 1 "i 3 a ‘| i 1 t it Christmas?” biditiyoh dali ' ; ; : ‘i ! 8 By Roy Griffith - M' JARS caller, Mrs, Mud- | cause m “Oh said Mrs, Jarre. “She y e@ most expansive and happy hours of his bus ° ridge-Si 1, adjust he & Iridge-8 led her Ae : many of the m xpanaive and happy hour ie busy ive, the The Evening World's Authority on Successful Salesmanship. Dxclalicae lenkih only thoae nein meray thi adsuatgd’ vl | ' ho preat Fives little lessons on how to kni¢ story is told of a youthful member of the club who entered the Copyright, 1919, by Tho Press Pubtishing Co. (The New York Evening World Shien’ oxterienc Ma ike Nate lurgest of her diamond ring in assent, but with no |dynamite bombs at hom: uae ans atlivas on in find Wha Ces itis ilonn. snieeite ah Mr, Griffith's salesmanship column is published on this page day bi i ; fies a where they were hurting her fingers f intere Mrs. Mudridge-Smith’s eyes beamed. 1 yne afternoon to < e ne] quite alone, enjoying il most frequently question, anc A love . re does one x - ‘ i : aa } I Th J ‘yey | Unstructive articles like today's alternate with answers to questions |.) nh ie a , on : ae the pressure her kid gloves what ire di ne Kt) wphat's the one! That's her!” sho easy chair and ain ne, with nobody else in sight he youthful | nin saleamen readers of The Evening World are invited to ask My (RLY Senne Breet ence ab ints. and sighed out of them?" asked the young w ms said excitedly, “And she's the hap- member hurried downstairs and in shocked tones reported that Col.] G@rigitn by letter. Address him in care of this newspaper you make and then of fegnreera Mariel Ga aceiad had Be ee eel ee byte a nee ouster tho [leat creature on earth. Bhe is to fj fer such proot) thing vusband ulways me the Koosevelt was in the club and not a thing being done about it. ‘To 7 ° to prospective customers only where. 0 t rapes ;: to| Married to a gentleman connected i) eke Digi diah CAN YOU PROVE id ‘iy Sour SUdETIONT, Grace aie , wt DIR | things and I've go! hem to) with the I. W. W. He instructs 01 ihe young. particularly. it always seemed as if the Colonel could never N presenting your ,oods to a pre meon , par ‘| . B 1s required | banque ape of @| plea m. And when one h n abotam All the Social Insurgen pl i se an | Soe s . In order to create confidence 8 Sabotage, All the Socla properly appear in even semi-public without a gathering of enthu- | pective customer you make a cer-| importance Bee oe ROROG) Mrs. Jarr | of rings and one puts on ves ON! think it a real romance, connectal siastic admirers and listeners. ‘lo think of him sitting alone and tein number of statements in re-| Just because buyers have learned) PN ey ial elas jwith the leaders of the new move 1 rd to the goods, Did you ever st from past experience that they ean- one ure awé put L must pay ent toa bcliRh /@ears =i silent was like thinking of a dynamo with no wires attached, ee ee RI LEUaUe Rar HGR SEAL Wate: oAre Your] amesa esP Te ata ceeg Mtntee IRR Mae In this city that knew him so well he could have had one of} your statements are never proven tu| body may tell the hot, how By Maty E thel Moa Atay ult asked Mrs.| marriage—which will be in a veree ) eve essacily follow that th a Ye 7 s looking for a} : “t he most memorable of public funerals. As it is, there can be no doubt | your prospect? ‘ ‘4 fj we © AE JEAN. Urey You were always looking for @ | 1ibre ritual by Nosmo Nasturtian, the pill auld el aan Sait he eptical of every stateme a dupes fron 1 h husband, young or old, and now} aay ' ; ” New York will welcome opportunity to pay him tribute on a worthy | ‘The #verase buyer of to-day ' make There is a i au neR AEOT “W ¥ N AUADA DH, YOUD EOF howl Anarchist polyphonic prose poet, 1 bl : ‘ 4 : ~ | not accept a salesman’s mere assertion, | “4! et , 4 nee : : Pea 2AN hds been a great name th oney by gambling, His scheme was | you've got one you're not satisfed.| “well,” sald Mrs. Jarr, “Gertrude, cale at a public memorial service, if such occasion is provided Definite proof must be offered. of] P*8! ri a rt BN ee history of France, the men spelling 1 @ success that he oon began to What iv it you do want? ,}my maid, has been practising sabd course you ean help te fake your! |. nothing auspicious by endeaverian| er Wd an aus the ramen } oar EDR an Tw in aH ” ; y ale ue f ears, I have nothing to statements believed by creating cons | )ON OEE ous and extended|®mens the men Jeans a 1 in introdu ’ nomic freedom As ©-/learn in that, But if property is to bettors From the Pao p |e. | secsce to ve cosas cine ccvcen:|'2, 2% votumso at ie Millet, the painter; Joan |' who fell in love with hee|piy, “Oh, I haye met the dea hed or diviled fit ce eae Sagaeats Home Rule for Us at) to G. P.O. and had the same reply, | MS YOur own straightforwarduess and vila nbs ern Casin, also a puinter; Jean) immediately. Du Barry was married | most charming set of people rec and get my share of your tine furs, ip: BD le Ai RUE THR Red ach nae MRLs Getaatiey’ but Ik {hc noor saleatonnahip sa p gical litrahoola Marie Apouet, which want \imself, so he could 1 marry he They live their n liv n the clothes and jewelry. So let us go at fo the Veaditer of Tie Hrening Work the money, which rv ly cost me more] to offer a statement which will not that when 4 statem ended too | real name Voltaire; Jean Ba t ma rvie > § brother $0) way V in the dar-| once to your Bolshevik Bohemia," 7 than ¢ emphatically before been ques | ,,, ; 1 4 Would n , of he ‘ ! = ae melals It's awfully amusing riding up and| than t neuranc cannot be . we Poqualin, the real mame of Molie ' lin adios you eve | B evik Bohemia in this case down from Peekskill to New Y ndly insort this in your paper, ot i fee a toned there b tondency toward! ig Racine's name was Jean. Theidcanne's influence was absolute over | «py eit ae hn } oe was n the Hudson River trains to have to| these | may be intersated, a6 in r a hrelievew | SUMpecting the absolute truthfulness | moet famous Jeanne in history is, of | VOuls until the f his de und | ace : icKety old business ¢ r tra these times every dollar counts ess the prospective ov believer! of ihe al ni | ! wind n the west side of far down- to the “hot ones” on the “home | AB that the merchandis of the statement }course, Jeanne d'Ar he Maid courtiers and Ministers were in favor arch | Mr Jerk and. ber’ ji dea Qurope, Asia, Africa and) 4, 1 Ui : ows anality and the ox rleans. In Germany we have Jean 1 ace according to her whim . 1 | . * 2 , Feng edict , . | Feets That Honorable Discharge te[actly as itis rep D which pel are able {0 Guinn eee ea bean Hadi 0% sapilaltg k climbed seven fights of dirty ware- , M ree ome as a doubt remains there spol : farce: CaN puoliears: anes to dr ase steps and arrived at the top Our smaliest pol et, com: | 4 fel an te 1 yer's confidence @ 148) poland Jean Pader ki, the piar ision, but as she w ¥e O56 Voani Minhania y lect Jintriet, nt The OF COUR yas determine the amount. of esi 1 1 ships vhich had been converted into monly called the election districts! A month ago the Secretary of the |one statemnen h the 4 and Jean de Reseke, t D H It must be aid Mrs, Jar naa no “ho rule” as to ufalrs.! Navy inuued un order to th et |not believe w wh ie Riven, Two of the favorites of Louis XV. |r noney on j ut on her | canons | ; and from that size distri Meee ne ta She. agent [pet balleve and. ’ ink vor, that: Just | sere jeanneni Jeanne de Pe Jou n to Fra ; het ' rer re they found the top ianding eee eee : [that men could be discharged upon | prove 19, aan 8 nvincag ute tie Se eeeee one 4 al os ak ilar ni i nd ferowded with angry men and a very tere aoesn't hea to be ae N a th FADE SOR IAANSG Sate 4 here are some state goods t everybody | yagame de Pompadour was passion-| Tribunal of } s dissipited t x ‘ “ ’ raed Inaba nie pmalannetcaee And LTT rome Tule” prevails t - jNow, the past week wnother under i are seeds) Rela 1 been my Ob} rely in love witt und a ' F y yn lean table-|in Kid curlers and wearing a aoiled ug Say “hoi ru mens ome Fu ame . und ting that those men | : 2 ae ‘ that. the | ate! eel . i f Seana aA ) and everybody 3 ts spaghetti tred kimono, arguing with them all and that ts the “majority rule requesting a discharge would onty be A actual ec, pra arel Less . r on't eat anythin c ch | throug! slightly inajority. rules" wou fecd be] edvesting @ discharge would only be " SP OIAtnicaante rept bhai Sula ie eliminateleevice, phe tired hel Lau n hg Worn mourning in London f \ seb neh) through @ but slightly opened door, gt gy ld haa vite is Yan, 68 RIA ATY ‘O86. , t t ¢ from y¢ lose cael y XVI, “The 7 s ea cle Sarg my ‘“ Oh, my dear Miss Trotaitzka, what especially € we r | ‘This in a ng shame rig p ‘ as tA di i f : i a matter?” asked Mrs, Mudridg Inrality! 1 ity doesn't havelthe men who left their fanilies at Would tak 1 w lneeawa : \ pala Joath I 1 nue AL EBS 0 rs. Mudridg Admitting that government of ar wcrifices to answer the call of oe ee 3 Larisa ra |l« ; seh 1 i fr $1 wine, You'd ju v e bbed the unfortunate kind is a diMeult matter to handle loved country and who have | ‘ " : 1 , padour from i Ps dout “ 4 hevik le ann t cort y¢ seem as if, | ortunity to again get back into | HOt eMly sede seh hale y of Marquise, The political situa Ja ¢ my s ‘ bitte ih. | branches of it, the wir Teer mupport their |tomer, but a you t be the best ¢ kind In the | svance pasucd into her hat : ! low ‘ 1 jof my engagement to Nosmos Nas- najority of abit 2 FO DIOREY MUP PONE SOOT | nived ‘ Y orld,” it is bet to suy, “This is be t ‘ Ane Joa w c i And ant a wiih me{turtian was printed in the papers a Boe And so I that w #, who in most cases need that | Yolved in a A r T jthe day Richelieu t Re this sD uni: meat. Dit NAW the houreecinie cea all right for the “hot ones” | aa | cic of France to weaken the House] Volution, but her part wa : Late weoisie are persecuting. us to let the “over the seas fellows” have | o> ; ‘ ee ne an ailante with Gers | & none ane the w f {trier : visitor went on.|they are aending his bill collectors 10 Nee ote. it would not be a half-baa| The Navy Department claims thes Ben enjamin Franklin First U. S 3. Diplomat. of ci OR ee a cag tt | Maron Batanl Ali havana ii They are all Socialists and they bor-|here as well as miné idea for the “hot ones" to shout for who request their discharges many, ada padou oes roa Mant AAR OEATE ea ‘ a ittle bit of home rule for them-|have not fulfilled their obliga din at represent age in France de to honor Dr. | ¢panged this policy because Frederick band were ox d with t uf a am bh other in t : out we will abolish debt, won't selves. W. MA. Jon the other hand, the der ed States at Franklin, and even the venerable |the Great wrote scandalous verses | ‘rend and they oper dps: | MY ASHER manner, a4 re u y| wee" asked Mrs. Clara Mudridges Peekskill, Ns Yo has ued orders for the dischans ‘0 was Ben. ' Voltaire paid tribute to the genius of | pout her, and be Marla Theresa heed lassacre the r tein at noe HAY | Smith, 2 Contents of Box Smash ™ of 200,000 mer 1 r " American, Fra mained In| wrote ‘her a friendi ter, embe revolution, ‘Their | me in noir set will borrow] “1 hope #0," sighed the hevikc : Wor 2 000 me Now wa Ww wr - time y cham tt on To the Haitor of The ; wang Niet ted in| CM! NOL married men and. previous | of the infant repu France n y At first he was}tored into an alliance w rei ends turned nst them, | from me any 1 with thein bride. "Please lend me $10, comrade."* CAs Nery much Interested in jgervice men ve discharged tirat with | ‘ ; w. The | me the agent of “the American |@nis brought on the Seven y Roland his wife was are | "That must be very: satiatying—to | > -— readiag t Mr. / njan honorat harge y | Agen re nd had ficial diplomatic | war with ail ite disaster aied 1 she won the aff ° | NEIGHBORLY AMENITIES, your paper, as it seems that there is| People wi stand fo eh’ ¢ | 1 oO} . f And I riment aman Ad oocupied v | stan but ‘ hat capacity |at the height of her pow \ of the rds and Ww ved r y AID (from next door) —May no use in registering or complainin f ’ | : f ? ; i ra awiln nie A y fS"Mr. Burleson ked their Ives foe Dr. i 1 1 am Juence to bring | herself in ful t ' ks and plants ar oma ne} ones sends his complimental ad » eu a . ae rr ny r about the tre f ince between |death, which she met bra s evial In Novemt to 4 Trot nd would you please a! I nent @ box to Canada, registered,| | caren \¢ | 00) on Sept. 16, and filed a complaint and | there ey | ‘ Kin w 1) France and which had | was forty-nine years o © was led t 1 ae |your dog, as it keeps him awake, & Naim for $4 at the Gd. FO. N.Y |eam at the F France, a » profound noral effect on the} Fate was not kind M with a noblene ! The B k echoed M Mr, Snapp—Give my respects to Mr, taking them down the letter saying |We toc whose Wear a sw « tionary str ae ry. She was b of p i t + she ew Jones and tell him I shall gi that everything in the box had been | vice Keane ru u th a & | Re She was t p r very b a é + c nt shall greatly be smashed and could not be used. Ilbe 4 ia rt sh 4 t tl r mt Heonytt and had little or no educatior ea Her hu maddened Wr amu vive heard | his debtor it Will poison his daugh- waited two months and then wrote namel “ t ep the fi ie Minister |her beau nd charm led ¢ t Daj f death, killed him n h ud M Mudridge-Smith. !ter and burn her piano,—Bosten vo Mr, Burleston, No answer, Went sop) { that golden ito that country Barry to receive her at his bouse tw de |oLverybody knows bow sbe was Transcript EDITORIAL PAGE Wednesday, It Won't Stay Put Ja nuary 8, 1919 Solomon By Helen Rowland Life Holdeth No Shell Shocks for a W oman nor Thirly Nine— And It Hath Come to Pass That There No Such Thing as a Woman of Forty.