The evening world. Newspaper, January 8, 1919, Page 16

ee ne i WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 8, 1919 U. S. Transport, von Steuben, Once German “Phantom Raider,” In Sea Adventures Proved —— eee “Luck Ship” of Our Service -_Lénes That Made Roosevelt Famous + aannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns ’ ° > 6eé 99 ihe Wes the Poletis! Kronprinz Wilhelm, Pride of As America’s Greatest ‘‘Phrase Maker” the German Passenger Service, Converted Into a : Raider Seized by the U. S. After Her Intern-: Words and Sentences He Coined, or Gave New Meaning to, Most Quoted Utterances | ment Here, and Put Into Service as a Transport, ' of Any Man in American Public Life, That Will Live Long in American Memory [Boiss She Passed Safely Through a Series of Remarka-| By ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE \ F fa hle Adventures, Here Told for the First Time. | ‘ t fruntishia Kew York Mrening World ent the tersely famous telegram to the Repu onven ; 1 toe days of Napolcon-—perhaps ee akespeare’a Own (ine yn of 1904: “Perdica live ov Rotewli déad!” By Bruce Copeland jan bus coined 69 many striking phrases as did Theodo afi) Ned tv 14: Che Heng)? Ww desdawed tar cede ion With the BFenls: |} 1610, by The Prove Publishing Co, (Tue New York Byuning W nor so many expressions which have passed into the jential campaign a few years later, The homely pifgilistic phrese not years ago in Stetiin, Germany, a vessel sild down (he or peech of his countr ways in the yards of the Vulcan Shipbuilding Company which wae) 000 As uw phrasemaker he stood supreme. ‘There it destined to play @ stellar role the romance of the seas. Vor some; ~ ae told the world that Roosevelt was in the battle heart and soul, but ve cartoonists a veritable harvest of ideas ou ever print anything I say, without my permission, I she eo a gituatton or a condition of his da time the North German Lloyd Steamship Company had contrived to fla ter that he did not crown with some pat comment deny it resped the newly-inaugurated Governor Roosevelt, to ¢ } their imperia! monarch, then the Keteor Wilhelm, by building a palace | which stuck in the public mind. He had & positive srouh ob Heporeabe bo waited’ Gn HIM ae Ole EMecutiva Chamber in | and christening it with bis name, but when the rumor perhinl | genius for that kind of thing, For example Albany, Not only did be impress the reporters, but he lad invented | ear of the “Madman of Europe,” he forgot that he wa reon in| The word , was aimost unknown other plrase that etuck the world and capitulated. i} in everyday lan itil, in an early speech [ do not number party loya among my ten ¢ " nis! | “Name oll your babies after me, bul christen yout p The Kronprit (said to have be before tho Hamilton Club unced when Le bogan his tong fight against the poiitical bosse | hat Wilbeim,” decreed the pre ilohenzollern » the Kronpr in Chicago), Roose declared himself “an aposiie uen first he ran for tho Legislature against the district bo Pate . » the m. « greyhound « of the cnuogs Ufe 7 ase flew over the } s ‘ Wilpclm became ihe eiioatth, i : the strenuous lif The phrase flew over tt phrase has outlived him. So bas his carly presidentiaj declaration For fourteen 3 ronpriny Wilhelm plied between land, Presently ereryone was using {t, And y poiicion;” which also defined his political creed: “Speak Soft aud Bremen, catering exclusively to Ciose who could afford to pay Roorerelt'a cook “The Str e” soon after Carel aR nich Han Voute théenedties, he nnd dhe Ble Stick Tho vessel was considered so elite that ¢ ward fixed {t in the nation’s memory. i : ° re double rates for pas' raid they served only champa favored it with thelr custo’ arable in cartoons. over the ship's bar. Gr ‘ : a ations brouglt ou deauncia- The Standard Ot invest! a term almost as famous nd opera singers | oon anoluer weapon prese n von inspired by “his spec WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 8, 1919 | son 66 ON'T you wish you were » t ella?” asked the Wickedest sy with a curl of her haughty lip ce OME moe airy Tales Of To-Morrow By Nixola Greeley-Smith CINDERELLA AND THE COLLECTIVIST BALL No. 1. ying to the Collectiviet Ball, Cinder- and a satistic ts decreed by the § glance at the neat satin doublet and knicker ipreme Council of Trades and Industries as the 1 evening costume for Collectivist females under forty—that is to sa, for all Collectivist female “1 wonder why you were not invited. Cinderella” the I Wicked Sister pondered aloud. The glance su bestowed on her own doublet and kickerbockers wa distinctly less complacent than that of the Wicked Sister, for Nature, always lavish toward the unrighteow had given the eldest Miss Egalite—no one has ever to! Cinderella's family name before—a pair of underpi that would have caused Florenz Ziegfeld to have cal revue written around them. But the less wiek@ Egalite from the knees down was built like pare theses or a cavalry veteran, As a consequence, notwitl ts and Industries, which had rub the Supreme Coun il we ven should dre a certain pernicious inequaiity persistet the couucil was even then trying to overcome, Conservatives in th@ t group Wishing to compel all Collectivist ladies to wear “symmetri but the Sparticide ing that only by forcing well made women © that every one would look bowlegged or knock-kuced could the sts of the entire soc vody these Who were compelled to travel! known af one | of “Malequctors of Greet Wealth.” ‘The name was branded upor Suk ABI Ae HintanTh (ewia uae young woman, 8 eran: a the stecrags considered themselves) ships in the sery . 0 respecte ist: and it pa © language stead eat : oa r ' ; Golge fortune riteble beds of mines and sabmu- | . ip Onpe Ue eec meu. tb oe sicdipseaegi i vever claimed 19 Bu A ans Galte fortu ‘ ; : ‘i ; Then, as everyone alls, Uie clash with B, If. Harriman, over th in b it thor r I be Pri re ape SBOE GROMRlaHinE valet campaign contrivution muddle, evoked the deathlegs phrase, “7he Shor eto ; , ‘ 1 ey ve Spin ates wy { Ugly Word." which is also quoted as “A Shorter and Uglier Word ' s : soe des ore to me e saloons. a « ; ' evs ake nor repeal lav fica ey the : iA furnished he ee Many a timorous soul who dared not call an opponent a | ound . ¥ : : 1 and foollat { tyou yyenon. New Yor nation {n safety to the lives of the} refuge in that expression ike “the strenuous Ife,” has gone down ; anal" shouted Roosovell, wher ise 1 a , | aes { out to him the lega! obstacles in the way of the Panama ( \ 1 piost days never dreamed ich she carried in the language : i : & 1 aiteaces. ‘The social hail, a m | tler closest came on June 18 t have t aT ce) undered Roosevelt: when be Gocthals is vuthority for this exclamation on the 1 wh i who say furnished with | last na periscope was sighted] and Mile atguiag over | ar thi acday. th who at the t s our country’s Chief M c lg 1 atu thee of silk de, contained | Just leaving Fran | statemen a catch.) fought at Armageddon!" announced Ro ne ihe Hor ; Dikares of ail the privoipal Prussian joommand of Capt. Yates Stiriiag Jr Neeslighted & word that first became associated wita ca lis party t gone And the ame ries ie eRe cltjen, and boasted of a lfe-nized por) A 1 ae later'a torpedo Just grased s mind, on the occasion of his first official t took # permanent place in the lanzuage e ect ese ee eves | distance thot iad Modhiseclts h, in the fall of 1901, he succecded jor the Square Deal!" stands out from another early speech baat , ida Fairy God- Prince. 1t has been Ba tt Waat G8 “pyr nih he = \ use of it to practically the people ture policies. A host of epithets were alec W leat. 8 ‘ax eas ) sclaime nh impatient oe \ eavite. wile submarine | Prevented to him on that vity!” was his favorite adjective avd any one special occasion but through we , ’ s 1 n the dim Mars went off on his jamb jahitih HAM plbeAdiie. Gd ‘ 1 of approval as far back ag the time when he served Nev ong these were “Mollycoddie!” “Pussy PON ain 4 asehansta ane ex cathe gummi of 1914, German | But Capt, Stirling or Commissioner. The reporters of that day selzed upon “Mu Traitors inanias! i 1 1 npled 1 ‘ Cinderetia on ¢ should . ‘phe decd peage The ne! rn P| p N i 1 ¢ t tw € vw wn, d9 you think Geoulty conceived the plan of cony t- vitler than the German pirate ) The Colonel al n Superla Nor did he soften his v ; : As rey oat pert ocean liners into} his hoen eve distinguished the ¢ hen the bandit Raisull cap 1 Perdicariy, an Smerican citlzen, words for fea yne’s feeli pies we yronounced a misdemeano Ban f ' pa ST uitianih.@ them the midst of the floundering craft eae Z ial a aoc renee os --— —— ats eis " f a H pag * . ed ston Less Wie is 4 ‘ a arry- |He ordered every gun to t me 4 the Entente Allies. ul the spot where he hud sightod the who WES ey s SP im wos sopra ea al en o Wade e Wor aug Rokr oe : Lirst to go. ; 7 s j « ‘ he inst un- | wag mode over in such haste " ® ts = 5 j Feat Os tinea - a 2 Het pene a peautiful saioons were filled |f By J. C. Carter Troop, M. A. ae ; , d ; Thad , 2 md ub, but n try to setin na id n nvita ) Colleetivist rdle of ele € t Py he rive t of Ch i “re ‘ AI regardiess of her priceless f essor of} the Univeralty h ds briet at mm from 1 Of war ar i Isived ch a buried her favs‘ die Saas 4 th te « $ a e t ia s play, 4 1 ‘ erh 1 ‘ r pie Hoboken he | Davy J H ‘ 1), by The I Pavlishing Co. New York Erening W ye ' W a us , e a time, but one On March 6/1918 No. 1--ARISTOPHANES At : ai ie Trade i ' 4 unobserved ater was revealed A . In : ¥ away unobacry al pues HE best thing about humor is that it keeps us sane, It breuks up niin keep lished fa \ aa Me Meer tollowed ; polite the dull, mechanical acceptance of things. In serious” mood we \ ' {3 nll f v1 » at ay itil wae hailed as the |! denly a deate a are a part of what we see and k ffumor sets us above and mt = , » yoo {a4 ny a mad a Kronprins e , ." t ' e ) d t . a MPa ship” of the Atlantic, Weird) por heard ov he nhip.{ gives us a view from the top, as It we ‘ Me C aun ; pi ee tela wy survivors pleked | 7 Le Jin the gun, killing If any one js intellectually intere in humor and wante io know | Oe atthe ae D' ta in mid-ocean, First) ¢' © crew and wounding several] about the “basal element” fn it let him shun the labored studjex off the | | 2 ‘ ; ; star Rigs aia roar ee i a, ne insferring coal to the oth subject and turn rather to the great masters of the comic, to those hose iehee ve ee : 5 Nas . : y ; 11 pe @orman warship Karlsruhe in the Phe c ‘Vo Steuben encountered verception of the incongruous and the ludicrous was exceptionally keet a , ; AUERE Rha ain 1 y ino vo muey Wert Indie Ne ee ee eee ante cue. English literature is especially rich in humor-Chaucer, Shakespeare, i rae a nae : bi : : nt the oie rp a(t f the crew were wa ov dj . ae she } it v 3 int t <ath of the waves; sho sent ; Wwasied over-|o Jonson, Congreve, Dean Swit, Smotlett, Sterne, Sheridan, Galdsunith, greot difficulty from the 1 then they all keep F ¢ a thir r« Ms i twenty-cight merchantmen (0 the} ae fl sane Austen, Scott, Dickens, Thackeray, George Eliot, George Meretliti a women b sind ve come fre a mnagina toy bottom, et iy Decom=| vg, Gilbert, Thomas Hardy, Shaw, Barrie, are names whieh Feddily'| course of the p t- ou , yehind tie ter the kk f ertime. Go to . 44 Beavaggied and pevfornted ai MING ten A Mee) aie mind Of every end With permmetermete ts sree | gully modern song in! Wot ‘ ; ;{"¥You must 4 t ‘ tore : he » PR le arilaradey eRe * i ammunition (aome of theme | ahall:ce nin! tract We « the great| of women: ational poet in dy of Mere. {counell, so serious! bh vial ort News on April 12, 1915, fn ¢ : seabewea Wr let us begin our ré-| philosopher exp } They're alwe bu : f 1 « by ba fa fleet of British warship vellef vexse this . be ries lpg el panel eee t r 4 cane af And ut 7 oe ee t t with the diree | view the humorists with Aris-| Socrates agrees to initiate old a tor as : i She wis officially nteyned by Fesheamtana nina coe Sees ack atenauitl cen lemnanc into ta of tho! They ny we're the You wish ( ane u Government on Muy 4, 101 mat ben{of the wonderful ago of Pericles, and | clouds, ¥ Wn) Py uaa ~ a Rap ee arenes On Re ‘ een ov frat of the humoristn whe made) are the oniy sew. te | Gtant F eid etaile ALL aie lowed to reconvert her for py , ; great ruler ig Vortex 6 after the war, but when the a v world lau jarene He Plane: c Ijasted nited States ended diplomatic toph MO reece: cp Ga shoud: so panty Teng with Germany the Kronpri piEe Of § " Hegelian ary Av eENIEE a Gna | oe plying mystery Wilhelm was seized and ‘urate i hetes cuit thunder, ning and rain, ‘They 1} © of Cinde 3 discreet bod! he tranaport service under the awe forensic " discreet bod! tq the tra’ A oe \ pre Mi torent zht pink rosebud that wa Stars and Blipe : ¥ Dir ahe QUE ia f he w ome stu- kia tik auatae To-day she Is the idol of the An ee RH hit Sani ee Gn as t cet icap Navy, second only to the sre Banarae Ph ; perhaps the{done, the wholesome plousures: and{ of « gue Nire ae Leviathan, form Vaterland E “gk An <a , ae Kehnemenin of cart tee After the cream our me- | . i and “t $ ‘ked out j chanics and marine enginters had] rh ‘ how In nteihing Thinking Shop Socrates, completed the task re ” ‘ , ved f F iiihea BRIE who calls the old man n dunce, and her from a begri:ned pa 1 eS In "Phe: Fro} ‘ the Clouds ( paidens in Qe | f was rechrist the hcaviban naval Voss Nery Lari Ss tA thas melee phanous attire) advise bim to make Browben in honor of Baron Fredery he resol ieee ae a pene her effort to persuade his son | Witheim von Stcvben, a Germans} 4, petal ee \, {to enter the schoo! and learn the art American who did her for | rae ae y ' ee th, [too diMeult fo 9 father's du this country in the Ame © 12,000 4 i Basie eae RNITDROE facw Pheidippides, theron, tea and who was a warm fri . t ; Hii : * . ‘ y bre to the ‘@hinking! | Gcorge Washington, She was co: f ‘ Bi r Peta as alee > and introduced to Socrates, | missioned o transport June % 1917, ] aawne t | gh 1 phys ad tho though ¢ i galnet ‘the || nee bit o the Munk under Commander Stanford BE. Moves. | france ' : eee tanw white ing ma Tut he proves i sired: taeand Mer staterooms were torn out, her| 3 caabaid anced hited pup oon abandons and hing: aroun en bacdl | je portra 8 Bites pis c sober, manly ’ ip of the turvishings removed and her main m layed | P ’ 7 dining saloon was, convertec to a Py r ed | 6 tos who chiefly ¢ fashio: z and comes out _ liad already abandon rew's wes L Sat Peps | : at ‘ nas \« school # finished sophist and kerbockered partners afi mane eet Dall ee Se | i 10 | Arint av tal , 4 ofl bitious los a ny 4s one man for Cindé one of the best transport b no ule] J aR Pe bi 5 4 conalsting of elght five-inc un 1 fi aa) . sf \ , f f N \ they 7 ‘ 1 hut he Pheidippid: r isk an ‘ . : ‘ . Askin they exclaim four threc-inch gun», two three-inch} on each of | Lat we ‘ ae . - t , rch t oo Ll od ' ' parse as shipwrecked marin anti-aircraft guns and four one} Steuben + faved | S0YerKeR Te joa pein. WO Gates ‘ yest of fish «re a tenshour day he w >n Pacers edie pounders, all oiled and primed to rid- | futurint design ect ADIs rama Ronniatet ee ee ace ie PNP eral baste. ip by An's i hi A wa Tae 1 tought his way tarou le the same submarines with w {snips arriving s ' . hg rv & machine, ‘They w course be; W er \ * ft rrerraeen trey 1 4 etna ian lsemied Gal y ' \ rashing U ner and threaten a e intl p tt whe nto nothin tw an) and asked Cindi e ha eagued only a few ~ y : nant his ox rs “ 1 4 € for ¢ t. Before they } ‘ ' to beats the er us well, Strepsiads i " om > r ‘ | bd n months before, \no WONDER—THE YOUNG LADY w 1 sporting son. Hel iy in despair, Too late ho seas that the | taken out of the a cast ge : : , : ne § } proceeded tops be was pleadi eae saak Linke Keine the work a¢ the} WAS MUSICAL | necides to send the “Think | new education ts {is Inconvenient | As ” 1 | rho. tigu en in con t ner hand, “ive alway s AGF’ 8 SOTA POLeG,: AAG Ane | e of brea f promine pt or Socrates eo} ride He curses Sovrates, and ap-|faures and Anne a n x flee nvention, ¢ 1 wanted to marry @ pid is vesting in drydock over in the defendant wa. lowed to sey 9g w to disprove} pe tg the Clo who, he com- T yma id 1 a Cinderella mused as Morse shipyards, undergoing repairs word on lis own behalf, "Yes, the debts, But tt ‘| Sine iva tar ea NIFH Sha WinclMeal. Meoaelte ge a . A Lip : ) Q ropped her head on his shoulder. Her engines are worn and torn by the| he said, “I kissed her almost continu- {jon won't go because says, that|eay the fault was his owa-he , GRR NREEGIL Gh | ' Snes OF RRAUDEE HS ss Oras aba ne| nuddier ban maliersei’a dau Catia excessive strain of rushing thousands | ally ¢ evening 1 . | ty will injure Gompleket waht hha tagi iu ‘ : i bservath ; Old Now & 4 one ata : hups a Prince will do. I'm tired @f troops across the ocean and hurry-| house.” ¢ for the tt was'| eka Varelordni. lat inidntloa Bnd tho lact t Ca abi PI ey 4 Collectivist female, anyhei ing back for more. pleased, "Th 1 confess it?” ae} \ to go } | re Tita an Ata aunt hia f 2 ? cia ‘YT always knew that if T were pret fiver alnee sho went into the trans-|suid, “Yes, | ot But 1 shed Thinks cre ae an ; ee ; the runs" anu clever enough T should get out port gervice o iis country, the Von | \ i s um » find $ 1 j A fs i ' Tel! me, darling, will my stet@ Bieuben, familiarly called the ‘Von-] W do you w T tes pul . mica urge | with $ sur . ‘. ! # 7 h to me Your Highness nie” by her officers, crow and all the!only y 11d pee buske . ? rive i : i : Your Eacellency? Just walt @ soM@icrs wae cver carried, bus been tr f au ve 4 r A F d mA WY oreuct OB Tuy Ge P gupermundane ely above ine Tue mace at a ye Gud a scooping 6 WB.-) sud Capi Lyback bepes (0 like) pivees, Uiereby Gummtiing suicide, — aud-Luuis Sai