The evening world. Newspaper, December 19, 1918, Page 24

By BIDE To one whit discouraged by the a ING failure of his first venture as we. @ producing manager, Joseph Be , son of Marv Kiaw, of Kiaw Belanger, is geiting ready to try The first piece he produced Was “Some Niyciit,” writen, composed Pha everythinged by Hurry Delf, one P the best dancers on the stage . Mr. Kiaw’s next one will be farce, the title und authorship of he has not given out. It is a to. announce that Mr. Klaw @eady for work again, as it means he bas fully recovered from the ro- 4 Attack of pneumonia which very cost bim bis life. GIFTS FOR SOLDIERS. » The Friars will entertain several returned wounded soldiers Sans Christmas ove dinner and tree celebration at the Monastery, The gifts and “eats” that heretofore have gone to members of the club mM Christmas time, will go to the ‘‘hakt-clad youths this year, Twen- ty-Bvc gonuine Friars will take up the towel and a “yes sir” mien and deal the food off the arm for the soktiery. FATHER AT GOLF. Foon Fotmer plagy, at qnit be Gone Avery Pe aes ore merotly woe 1 ts ‘i tot Pont wee Pana’ an, Te: TW bout P lays and P layers COMIC PAGE Thursday, December 19, a 4 > LITTLE MARY MIXUP Yes, MARY Ss BREN Havin a Soda M ultipl yf I evess I’) WELL, MARY! GLAD WE RE Jost Ee’ . THE FLU" AGAIN “BuT SHE S THe Ad =a STARTING IS scHoon TSDAY aciee: You “Back STARTING Tire "fave Wn tiptoe 4: | he will ret. 4 when he does my “ it On AFTER YG UENZ 4 | dearest amine, will Usrow. herself in pe" ean car SICK SPRL ge a. ei hai ees | his arms, hug him and frisk him, for 3 4% cash, it she must beware. Remem. at happened to Cleopatra!” “True, but Cleo got no money from Mark Antony, did she, Baby Bug house?” “Oh, for he “He: | A TOUGH PROPOSITION. Ada Lewis, who impersonates a tough girl in “Listen, Lester,” Joho Cort's new musical show, coming to the Knickerbocker Theatre Dec: 23, went to @ real estate agent to sec about buying @ suburban home the other day. He made her @ proposi tion covering the purchase of @ place that would have kept hor in debt ten “By the way,” he said at one point, “aren't you tie Mise Lewis who plays tough parte?” “I am,” she replied. “But let me | tell you som*thing—the parts aren't | nearly so tough as this real estate! Proposition you're trying to bund me. 1108 Prone Petiniong On #7 THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY ‘ATS Wor I SAID= “WAT NEPHEW, OF SOURS 19 A LAZY GooD-For- HOW IT HAPPENED. Nat W. Finston of the Rialto |Orchestra became a musician because | his father bought him a violin to keep him from wallowing around in the muddy streets of La Crosse, Wis, when a small boy. , SO HE DANS “TH STRIKERS BEFORE HE Gossip. Peggy O'Neil has recovered her ‘Health but lost her job. “Pigeon Post” closed while she was in. Langdon McCormick has named his new play, “The Girl From Hell River.” “Somebody’e Sweetheart,” which SHUBERT CHANGED IT. Madeline Cameron of “Little Stm- plisity” asked George Hassell re- Eotly the name of the play in which he is to be featured by the Messrs, Shubert with Molly and Charlie King. Rather nonohalantly he eaid: ise Mo Tt was the proper reply, but Miss Cameron misunderstood. “Like fun I will,” she replied. “Oh, pshaw!” said Mr. Hassell. going to work this time.” eo ‘Shubert, who had overheard them, immediately changed the play's title to “Ob, Joy!” NEW FARCE [8 CAST. George Broadhurst has completwd the cast for his production of Mark Swan's new farce, “Keep It To Your- wif” Inchuded in it are Edwin Nican- des, Albert Brown, Alphonz Bthier, Macey Harlam, Dallas Welford, Jobn | ‘Borkell, Robert Lowe, Helen Holmes, | ‘Wthel Stannard and Georgie Hall. A SLIGHT ERROR. | Barry Nelmes, box office man at the | Frenoh Theatre, doesn't speak French too well. In trying to explain to soldier last night that seats fram $2 down, Mr. Nelmes told ‘the theatres would be burned down | &% 3 o'clock. | EXTRA MATINEES. ba 9 Anticipa! a Shubert have arranged ex- | tym matinee performances at a num- | thelr theatres on Friday, Dee. | raaisy, Dec. 31, and Friday, Jan. & te addition to those on Christmas ]* Promising young man. and New Year's Day, DIPPY DOODLEUMS. Will-eo! Call Papa's wants him to set Ah, Shall Momelums, dinner? r, good the old word tastes! have separate dishes, or just hash?” Lovey Baby! You are awars, preaumne, that Duddy is at a cabaret | © *Oh, yes, Momble Bomble, but, ulus! Ee aleatenaaa we |in the new musical play, “Tho Melt- Crowded ‘Theatre guve a box party to twenty “a bt ~igeeerev eens other French youngsters from ing a big rush of v Alsace-Lorraine Club at te York during the holidays, the matinee. bidetaa Sisal Arthur Hammerstein will display’ at ‘the Central Monday night, has forty of "em as a chorus, Agnes Tait is posing as “Britannia” at the Red Cross booth at Fifth Ave- nue and 48th Street. Florence Nash of “Remnant” has a | coffee pot that once belonged to King | | George, or maybe it was George King —we've forrotien De Wolf Hopper writes as that, | fines we suggested tt, he will begin! traning those pigeons tn the Hippo- | drome tower. Walter Perkins ts playing the Jolin | Cumberland role in one of the “Par- lor, ‘Bedroom and Bath” COM PAN ies | be ‘ i By Hae Bubs. an ing very well. aba | "Ss - . aime, coarecter, rue arat| JOE'S CAR Joe May LOOK a Bit Simple—But 1S He? the final scene in “Everything” at the Hippodrome by Charles Dillingham yesterday. Rol Cooper Megrae gave a quart of his blood in an effort to save the life of Charles (Pink) Hayes, but it came too late, Clarence Hibbard, the minstrel comedian and singer, will break in a | new act at Proctor’s 125th Street Theatre to-morrow. Charles Purcell of “Maytime” fame | ‘has been engaged for the leading role COV) iene LIK Preee Publistang On ON. You Buy A SEDAN FROM US AND WELL “TAKE YOUR OLD CAR IN AND SELL tr FoR You! WE'D LIKE. VERY MucH “To BELL YOU A SEDAN, BUT CM AFRAID WE CAU'T “TAKE YOUR CAR IN “TRADE - _, WE'RE LOADED UP WwITh > Ty usep cars Now! OH ~ OF COURSE WE caNT GUARANTEE “To SELL (T~- WELL ,1 CAN GUARANTEE TAINT GONNA HAVE TWO CARE ON MY HANDS # ing of Molly.” ‘Two extra rows of tables have heen | put on the Century~Roof by Morris Geat to take care of the people who | want to vee “The Century Midnight | ‘The four French children in “The | Hour” at the Selwyn the A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY! ‘The ability to atng has ruined many FOOLISH MENT. Them wwe young farmer Who thougde that the alabts Te came to New York. And wan Killed by a cork Frow « bottle, ove morning at 8. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Didn't your brother, the Xmas Shopping in the Toy Store. « Tosrsit's GetTrA OH, Lookrr CHARLIE! Ny You RECCOMEND) HOMERS PAW GéTINTERESTED IN WILLIE WANTS To DAISYS GoIn’ Te {| OH,SLUSH! CAI have LI'L Book Ano, ME BROUGHT MIS LYL OIn) To * v SEE EV on WS ree eR) Ole mienant ls som THING FoR A eu A& GASE-BALL GAmE! 7th oN nine SOYA FEW TeYS. 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