The evening world. Newspaper, November 16, 1918, Page 12

She Started When He Did—but He I donr thew « You = see T wanren To Ten, You RIGHT AWAY- Finished First! so T pwn'r Wait The He a Did He HURT OW- fF comm guicn, Bosse Fe., ore 3 . = The Rook? firm of Oliver D. Bailey |United War Work Fund, he emptied 4 Nathan D. Gmith, which |bis pockets into tho hat, and the took @ lease on the Fulton | ™*0ser of the theatre was apliged to 6 best of eutuma give him carfare home. Here,” & war BY WAY OF DIVERSION. 4 the current attraction at} Baid Silas McGuegin, in Peeweeple's “A Stitch In Time” with [ke “The Boys over yonder ain't ‘k featured, has been tin’ no more. The Germans have Smith has retired, and |Wt an’ the Kaiser is out, That I doped it perfect they ain't any doubt. now sole proprietor of | You ‘member last summer, right here the show. Mr, Smith, /in this place, I told you our soldiers found this|'0d set ‘om a pace so fast that the Germans ‘ud holler ‘Enough’? Well, that’s fast what’s happened. Now ain't I hot stuff? It’s funny how is doing very well. | always hit things just right. An’ yet run|I don't claim to be overly bright. I Just use brains like @ sane man om tour and produce ‘x! Ye why I'm wiser a tom, a” Old Grandpa sald: “Yep, Gilaa they're licked, but as fer you bein’ so wise, been tricked. Jest ninety-nine millions said ar you Cg Z E > Amongst " Us present, i. <= xia” ‘Moduretn frow’ deeply eae PET ~R-4-SR RCE — ¢ strode from the store. “Twas eet extieyi ty " . rf i z ft is [ E E ti ge z Z Ff § $ g 38 Louise Groody wishes to deny = re- Post, hat she lo, to leave the cast of hy terribl: | P f x wes eral One of Those Bricks Would Come in Handy Now! fall that etuff about brains?” le . > . . ae WOT A FINE “OIL CAN , iy =M_PROUD OF You “7 [ Pat gh , Box yer d Canmen wane A vn OUR Puce I MIGHT HAVE Geveral London producers are Irv") hl BE —*V"LAZY YOUNG Cit ° ° TS Do SOMETHIN’ as * - 3 AN’ PER: Cy | to buy the English righie to “Tho Py ee yeR INTEND GANG OF “BRICK-LAYERS Pei Seat a 2) 2 oe rr meee? Fred W. Peters and Kirby Davis! “ty GO “ WoRK? ) “THAT SORT MYCE ave been added to the cast of “Back | ; 28 A (Bill) Batley and) Richmond have a sketch called “A Friend in Neod” which they are presenting tn vaudeville. J. Bearle Dawley bas been engaged by Theodore C. itrich as director for Doris Kenyon in ber film acting. Louts Berti of the Leo Feist com- pany, says he will pay $500 cash and a’ “Cannot tee fate production for (iy ehemy now inaccessible and entirety | the best musical comedy Libretto sub- '. ‘Ontrustworthy.” mitted him in the next three weeks. € William Danforth, comedian, who is tn “Pirates of Penzance” at the Park Theatre, will be in the cast of “Tho Mikado,” which will be revived there/ soon. A. H. Woods laced “Roads of Destiny,” with nce Reed starred, at the Trent Theatre, Trenton, last The play is by Channing Pollock. It will come to the Republic ‘Theatre Thankagiving week. MY BRAKES WERENT HOLDING GooD , AN’ 1 HADDA “TIGHTEN Em uP! SAY Joe! seems T'ME LIKE IY SMELL SuMP'N BURNING! Pigeon Post,” which F. Zieg- ek ore just produced in Philadel- open an en, t at the rge M. Cohen Theatre Nov. 25. This will be Mr. Ziegfeld's first ven- ture into the so-called “legitimate.” A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Mose Ebbetts of Wellsville is quoted as saying: “Ah don't keer what de Governmint do in de way ob feedin’ dem Germans jes so hit don’t cause nO shortage ob fried ohicken.” FOOLISHMENT. c= = |. iy doer, FROM THE CHESTWUT TREE. Kate—The baby scratched my face. Bess—Infants always like to pick the paint off things. t's MY BRAKES! DAWGONNIT — L WENT AN’ TIGHTENED ‘em uP oo Nair"! FoR ‘EM “To Coot oF! ‘ Gos — How Lone ‘ DoES IT USUALLY TAKE EXPLAINING THE |. AND R. these days of initiative, referen- - dums and recalls, it is interesting ’ to note the explanation given by THE EXPLANATION, “M" dear,” said Mr. Hemmand-|] TooTB Hao BX- GHARLIE Got OIREC TIONS Homer. 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