The evening world. Newspaper, November 15, 1918, Page 24

Abou 4 By BIDE HE Blaney Brothers, Charles and Harry Clay, have decided to give the young and budding ht a chance, They have over the Yorkville Theatre, In #6tn Street, from Marcus Loew and will use it as a producing house, A high-class stock company will be in- ” gthlled and to this troupe will be fed plays from time to time, The ‘will open the house Nov, 23 o Brat,” Maude Fulton's play. If you bave « play you'd like to have steerd, Friend Reader, groom it and | taketi to the Blancys. Adolf Philipp a produced @ play at the York- and it ran one week and then peared in the storehouse. But Tet that discourage you. Hunt up the Blaneys with your play. NEW PLAY FOR REP! rie Rambeau, in aay Bloom,” will play one more are: the Republic Theatre and thea four the Subway oircuit. Fior- ohte Reed, in Channing Pollock's new play, “Roads of Destiny,” will open at @his Republic on Nov. 35. ~ €QUITY MEETS BUNDAY. wstponed meeting of the Ac- juity Association, at which are to be discussed, will at the Hotel Astor Sunday, . M. George W speak. ig me ig ge i mee *MOLLY” GOES TO CHICAGO. ‘The Aessrs, Shubert have ar- ranged to send thelr new musical , “The Meiting of Molly,” to the er ‘Theatre, Chicago. It will there Nov, 20. Edgar Smith has ten the text from a story by la Thompson Davies. The lyrics afe*by Cyrus Wood and the music by Sigmund Romberg. RICCIARDI WRITES ONE. “William Ricciardi informs us that left the cast of “The Matinee cand has written a comedy con- a strong Italian role for him- He intimates that Cohan & may produce the new play. t Plays and Players Be AR yd ple, pA LIME OM re whew he. COMIC PAGE Friday, November 15, 1918 LITTLE MARY MIX-UP ~~ aw-T wanr \ 7 You KYow, MR WEBSTER LITTLE DELIGHTED TS HAVE ay cuss o> / M ( Ve DUDLEY MOSES “. y MARY 1S SO INTERESTED 1N ~ i st \ ‘ MR, WEBSTER , sie . RATHER | —| Hew,, MARY Wa ‘AR r AY up. You car MR WEBSTER | Yau ~ ste Just BEccED Te \( ae ia LLM “ er b a fon Praes eostioued ‘neir auction | COING “To HAVE & DONT, WANT es Nis OP WHILE YOU WERE of seats for their United War Work | CALLER ToNiGHT — 6 Go TS — 2 a +ER Fund Frolic, to be held at the Met- ropolitan Opera House Sunday eve- ning, yesterday at the Liberty The- atre. A goodly sum was added to the total. Seats sold as high as #56 each. BE D- ETC. gTc- You Must Ht ASK TS STAY UP-~ You must GO 7S BED Like A Goop GIRL BURR A BENEDICT. Charies C. Burr, Assistant wa. eral Manager of the Famous Play- ers, Lasky Distribution Department, was married yesterday afternoon to Clemence Amy of Westfield, N. Y. AN ACROSTIC Reg. C. Bullard sends in the fol- lowing acrostic: winner of the Great World War, made & > tor the new Stee the Wstian ‘ee which ‘love and logeier we foe gnatent of feu Go! Raymond Bond is to present in vaudeville @ playlet of bis own, en- titled “Silent Smith.” Bert Willams is to be in the new with new songs h Parish 167% Fosse Puttiehing On (NY Rrvning W. THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY NoNo ! Doe" AINT Goin’ NEAR “THAT RESTAURANT, AGAIN, NozIR ! WHY-GoME FATHEAD ) Took MY UMBRELLA’ — AN’ LEFT “THIS IN / BUT You MIGHT \ RUN , ACROSS hot HiM LUKE’! “Midnight Frolic, and sayings. Bertha Kalish will appear in “The Riddle Woman” at the Harris Thea- tre Sunday night for men in uniform. Florence Nash, in “Remnant,” will first be seen at the Morosco Theatre f= Tuesday, instead of Monday. Irving Berlin is busy collecting music to take abroad to the soldiers when he sails in three weeks. Don Barclay will replace William Kent in the cast of “Ladies First” at the Broadhurst Theatre to-night. Manager Quaid announces a vic- tory festival for Proctor’s Fifth Ave- nue Theatre all next week. Charles Dillingham will open “Back to Earth” in Atlantic City Nov. It will reach Broadway two weeks| later, Clara Kimball Young is engaged in| filming Max Marcin's play, “Cheating Cheaters.” | After one more week at the George M. Cohan Theatre Mitzi, in “Head Over Heels,” will visit Baltimore, Washington, Philadelphia and Lea fee DONT WANT ) To. - HE. LEFT ,)\. WW BEST UMERELLA A Guy Bates Post will give a special | performance of “The Masquerader” at Loew's Seventh Avenue Theatro Monday night for the Ladies’ Auxil- jary Bastern Alliance Benevolent So- ciety. The money rained will be used to buy Christmas boxes for the nol- diers and cailors. A THOUGHT FOR To-day. | A laugh in the home is worth aix| in the barroom, Well, JOE Can Talk as He Pleases, Now! WHAT'S “THE OH JE, I'S So MUCH NICER 9 merter Now!? TD KNOCK His BLocK OFF! wiTHouT A CHAUFFEUR! , _ FOOLISHMENT. WE PLEASE °G ese HE'S “Taken EVRY DAWGONNE i ee Fo Ree oom Ue ON et IF WE ONLY HAD HE ; 2 ai CHAUFFER , JOE --~- TOOL OUTA THE CAR+ FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “How does a barber pass away?" “How?” “He curls up and dyes.” DEPENDED ON SPEED. ‘GTHING so much vexes a phy- siclan as to be sent for in great haste and to find after his ar- that nothing, or next to nothing, matter with bis patient. There an urgent case of this kind re- by an eminent surgeon. He Thad been sent for by @ gentleman who had just received a slight wound, ad gave his servant orders to go home with all haste imaginable and feteh a certain plaster. y ‘The patient, turning a little pale, | said: “Sir, I hope there is no dan- “Indeed there ia," answered the “for if the fellow doesn't a like a racchorse the wound will J fae before he can possibly get aa a f: e N Ee, te is i ck.” — Pittsburgh Chronicle-Tele- OF NECE! / and asked for tickets. “Three—myeelf, wife and child.” am the clerk. “a Gothic arches on bis forehead. t the te, ig oe f\ PDN "MARLEY, 244 IN DEVON’244_ IN. B)°ya)\\ OLLARS '» Worm father of a family presented| ‘) |, himself at an emigration office many are you?” inquired the “Your ago and profession?” went “Lye just turned thirty; profes- carpenter; my wife, @ needle- of you, you said?” inquired thé man. What about the child—sex "age?" % seven months.” ion?” The father's eyebrows were raised @> much that they almost formed *His profession, I say?” repeated } Ts asiounded father paused just Ee ee @ moment longer, wondering wherc red tape would stop; then, as if in- epired, he sai: “Bachelo! IN STRATFORD TOWN. ILLIAM DEAN HOWELLS, the well known American critic, tells a Shakespeare = —— Ae KITCHEN FOr BUGS! se “SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK” “In Stratford,” he says, “during SUME tRE IN NE ORK one of the Shakespeare juviless, an | American tourist approached an aged | villager in @ smock and said: | “Who is this chap Shakespeare, | an ay? | “ ‘He were a writer, sir.’ “Oh, but there are lots of writers. | Why do you make such an infernal | fuss over this one, then? Wherever I turn I seo Shakespeare hotels, Shakespeare cakes, Shakespeare chocolates, Shakespeare shoes, the deuce did he write-magazino | stories, attacks on the government, y novels?” ‘No, sir! oh, aged villager, TooTsit’s Noy mucin, CAARLIES AAROLD'S ONA Wwio oF Hone w% BUT BLIN’ f SrOeverdar J oO S OLLAR HE'S SOME BOLO AUNTED, ELUSIVE, GFUNNY How THEY RUN AWAY ANO MIDE! Oo, MELANCHOLY MAUDE }) IF A AUN TERIS RS MOUNTS WILO CATS |CALLED A NIMROD ' WHY DONCHA ee ga CALLA WeLLDIA LOOKAT'EM e's SET TIN! THE Movs! Trea OSE DYA WANTA SET TH! HOUSE AFIRE 4 WTA THAT. 4 ~C LE! Look WAATS JAONTIN FER, A NUT! HAs a GooD Joe on MAWS ALwars HAONT IN! FOR TROUBLE WILLIE 'S ron, ‘BER: GAL TIGER , MUNTER, m Do, air,’ maid the ‘I understand be writ for the Bible, sir.'"—London Tit-Bita. | >_——— | REST FOR THE DUKE. URIST (at the ancient rural hostelry, coming down to break- fast with a haggard, unrested lappearance)—Last night, madam you informed me that the great Duke of Wellington once stayed at this hotel: Is it a fact? Landlady—It is, sir, a solemn tact He slept in tha werry room you oc- cupled last night Tourist—-Was it just the same then as it Is now? Landlady-—Just the werry same. ‘Touriat-—Same bed in it? Landiady—The werry identical bed. | Touri#t—And the Duke of Weiling- |\[ by Wad in it?) He actually alept Landiady—Atn't that what I'm| ectellin' yer? The Dook of Wellin'ton act'lly slept the werry bed what you ‘ad last nig‘bt. Great Caesar! No wonder end a Tebedy’ to” He finds what hes Jockin in the Cord index, 3 they called him the Iron Duke.—Tit. | Bits. | | N the family of one of his favorite constituents, Congressman Eugene _—_—_—____ LIMIT ON BAD SPELLING. I B, Reed of New Hampshire ro- | lates, there is a bright and ambitious little boy named Willie, One day he went home from school with a down- cast air, and his m naturally Was folicttous as to the canse. “I didn't study my spelling lesson,” the boy explained, “and I missed thir- teen words.” "Oh, well, you'll do better next time; don’t worry,” the mother com- forted him, and then, in an effort to cheer, said: “I probably would have missed more than that myself,” “You couldn't do it, mamma,” the boy replied with cvidence of return- ing brightness, “There were only thirteen words in the lesson,”—st Louly Post-Dispatch, ‘Thons for the double hendar® a eda