The evening world. Newspaper, November 14, 1918, Page 22

| COMIC PAGE | (Thursday, November 14, 1918 LITTLE “MARY MIX-UP ” : oe The “Chaser "Is Now Only a “Slow Tub!” Tq sorey Bur we cant TAKE YOu 76 suROPE 'N OvR SUBMARINE CHASER WE LENT ouR SUBMARINE CHASER TS A FRIEND “Goodness me!” said Harry, “Has fame {3 to make her debut as|!t br to such @ stage that they have | & playwright when the Fort|‘? ‘*#ft horses toot” Ontario Players open their engage- THE FORGERY. ment on the 44th Street Root Monday . Plame xenon my som Might. The company will offer four a fo bere him heim because one-act plays, one cf which, “The Hed mally wom 0 taney ten, | Flying Prince,” is by Miss Wood and PY ts, ee | her father, . The other Tie's “tuts littl ‘mana, Playlets to b Kid,” by E. E. Levinger, ," by Sergts. Edward Goodman and Pierre Loving, and “An Instrument of God,” by Sergt. Goodman. The principal roles Alans —ein't that too in all four playlets will be taken by tvs ok 0 dette’ te Adelina O'Connor, Izv a Jewel and bere, Sergts, Goodman, Gieao Hunter and Jay Strong, THEIR JOBS ARE WAITING. Charles Dillingham bas instructed Mark A. Luescher, manager of the Mippodrome, to get word to ali the| Fiorencs Reed, in “Roads of Des- Men still alive who left the big piay- | tiny,” will open in Trenton to-morrow louse to enter the army and navy | night. that thelr jobs will be waiting for| Paul Block has sent the Friare a them when they come back. A total|eheck for $512 for two sea n Of 142 men resigned to enter the|United War Campaign Frole. This! THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY wervice of Uncle Sam. Five are re-|is the record. ported lost. The other 137 will be| Jane Cowl, Crowded Hou - added to the force of employees as|will play three days in New Haven & ouT 8 agen they return, Vacancies will not be|next week and open at the Selwyn ‘YES~ MAKE, A LIST Now “Cook’= I've dg w WRIT, DOWN DES WoT created, but they will be taken on| Theatre Iriday. > just the same. All of which is a| Sylvia Jason, the “little but oh my” DO -WE'LL START “Hid Y' DUTIES” WILL BE ON mighty fine thing to do. actress, is to have a part in “Little C 9 aes Simplicity” at the Astor Theatre. NEW “Cook” RIGHT ! “THAT PAPER-AN' I WANT HE FIXED MOTHER UP. The Stage Children’s Fund will hold No i . Albert E. Smith, President of the|a bazaar at the Hotel McAlpin on : 1 TO_HANG | uP, Vitagraph, gave every employee of|Nov. 20 and 80. \ IN “TH KITCHEN ! that company at the studio a $5 bill] “The Betrothal” will not open al last Monday and a half holiday to|the Shubert to-night, The frst per~ of the armis- | formance will take place Monday. is office Tues-| J, H. Barnes, the English director, stopped by a|is here to stage “Betty at Bay” for in films as an|the Messrs. Shubert and Walter Hast. ook his hand} John H. Brewer has come from England to play a part in “Dear @nd_ said: “Tanks fer de fiver, Mister Smith, | Bruts,” in which Charles Frohman, I bought me mudder a new helmet |inc., will star Willian Gillette. Herman Groh has been made man- ey ager of B. 8. Moss's Hamilton Theatre, IN “PINAFORE,” He is a brother of Emil Grob, man- William Danforth, Bertram Pea- | ager of the Regent. f a cock, John Phillips, Homer Lind,| The 150th performance of Ethie Herbert Waterous, Jack Goldman, thing” will be given at the Siphon lee Daly, Eileen Castles, Gladys | drome to-morrow night. Hanne. Caldwell and Josephine Jacoby wi feccs, whiriwind riders, 60 appear in the cast of “Pinafore,” |show Monday. which the Society of American Si. Esther, the Terrace Garden Dance viv Palace cat, was seen watching Sam om Myers do the shimmy up there the wid it.” to-night, e ‘ a other nignt. The next — Man. . ag Director Nathan saw ther TWO WORKING WOMEN. SF Dice gether ti os. rough on the dance Heanor Painter of “Glorianna” oti put them in vaude- visited the Liberty Theatre yesterday and found @ cleaning woman in her dressing room. The ry a asked the JOE’S CAR Back on the Job for Yours, Joe! actress to identify hi q iT FOR TO-DAY. 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