The evening world. Newspaper, September 5, 1918, Page 16

ALKBDR WHITESIDH, who bas W been tooking for a suitable starring vehicle for a long time, believes he has found one He will be seen this season under the Management of the Messrs, Shuvert M @ play called “The Little Brother.” Te it Mr. Whiteside will impersonate is an jortation, having to its credit al- | @ rabbi. “Tho Little Brother” ly @ long engagement in London. LAIT PLAY TO BIJOU. Oliver Morosco will ma Jack Lait'’s now play, “One of Bt the Bijou Theatre. “One of Lt was uiod out in a Moroso prod / All the scenes are oh Which city points with prde to Mr, Lait as “one of us.” ZENO ARRANGED MATTERS. William H. Post was heard telling @ sto.y last night. It was about a strong man in a circus, His name o, and as the treasurer of the paid the 1,000 employees tical order Ze! y hhad to stand in line half a day his money. When the show closed fte season the strong man was mad ‘The next season he put in an ap ance, however, and the treasurer 1 oe “Why, hello, Zeno!" he sang out : “zeno nothing!" grunted the, strong gman. is Ajax now.” “My name THE STAGE SPY. o ‘ a TRENCH SCENE |S coMine pe Jack Norworth has put neh r “a goene from “Odds and B r “Bomewhere — W ," Yuudeville, and it is to play the U. B ©, Greater New York houses, The original draft this scene was writ- ten by the pert ‘The act was rm worth and us. tion of programme printers; @0 careless sometimes. This for the informa they're DE WORLD DO MOVE. A well known actross who used to Ttve at a hotel on Central Park ch day at one about the city, nds # portion o| the huts scatier Ing serve food to soldiers and lors. As she was dishing up some 4 to a private soldier, be grinned her and remarked: “Time brings many chauges, | @pesn't it?” _» Yes, indeed,” she replied. It sure does,” he went on, “Six months ago I served you with salad Just like this at the Majestic and we mo the devil for forgetting a S* galad fork. I'm not going to kick be- eause you spilled the dressing Vin Fs ¥ j going to treat you ri And, as he Caalicwea, the last of the delicacy, went out. he tipped her a penny aod - , THE PLANS OF PHILIPP. Adolph Philipp intends to make a iv Mumber of productions at the York ” ville Theatre this seasc They will bein E ish. After That to the Mar Paulton and bim Kiss in the Dark,” ; W. » Duchois, i, musical ing and promising wri Iten and Adolph Philipp. GOSSIP. _ We are in receipt of a “worthless zaler dog” from Trixie, Many Seiitott, Comstock & Gest will pre sent “The Maid of the Mountains” at the Casino Wednesday night Popular Sunday concerts will be re qumed at the Columbia Sept. 8, Both and evening performances bit, making a film called Who Gave," at the Fox ys she is through with the lar stage. liver D. Bailey has postponed the ‘at the Fulton time is needec asi “Phe Man Who & tg John Charlies Thomas of "Mz gays he will seek entrance tc aviation school within the coming ten days. Emily Miles of "The Passing Sow ‘of 1918” will be the honored gue @ dirthday party given by other Wi ter Garden girls after the show to- morrow night A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY ‘A Harlem woman says her hus and never goes out of a theatre be tween the merely comes in the theatre bet n drinks. FOOLISHMENT. imew 8 young lady nemed Brice, gs ‘That if o man kiwet ber She'd eummmon her wieter, hod ony mom THE CHESTNUT TREE the thinnest girl in the ‘Kies Mane once or twice,” told me she teleph uld be boo! 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