The evening world. Newspaper, August 22, 1918, Page 14

pena,” next week . 4- cast will be Stanley Forde, Loring ‘ Smith and Sonia Marcel, Miss Abar- | 4 banel will introduce a new walle : wong. mm ee ee and Players By BIDE DUDLEY Me will & harles Mr. Gillett a Ve was “The Adin Seotch plas e ure, noe prod Vrohman «' tue t 1903, nally just September | heatie, Landon, by Gerald Du Maus rier, who assumed the role in w HT MF. Gillette will be wen, ‘The t taken from lines to) Sha ‘Julius Gaosar” tn the play Barris shows What might happen if hum being were grantcd (he ofien wished for oppurtar’ly vo live Lew lives over agen. BHUBEAT THEATRE REAUY. The Messrs, Shubert will open thelr most costiy theatre next Mor day alght. {tis the new Shubert, South Broad Street, Philadeip! erected as 4 memorial to the | Sam 8. Shubert, who founded firm, This house is known in Phila “the million dollar thea attraction will be open her new CORSE SCORES AGAIN. “1 was standing on Seventh Avenue, near 47th Street, viewing the torn up condition of the street with sorrow,” said Agnes Murc yesterday, “wher Corse Payton came along It looked like a story for kolumn, so we urged her to proceed. “Weill,” she continued, “just as) & Corse passed, Eur was with me, thou “Yes, voc! Go a “With a smile he pointed at the holes in street and said, ‘So this te Paris.’ “Absolutely new!” We interjected “And then the big laugh came Corse gave the street the once over and said, poks tnore Like the Holy fe City to me." f We turned and ran OH, MUCH EASIER! 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Mma Talmadge put aside all other work this week to make a ™ oieerty Loan “Trailer” fogethe Guv- ernment. | BTite vip, Yaphank” is to remain at the Century through next week Ic the bing capacity business The postmen and letter carriers of Greater New York are having an re will be ial perf@mance (=e OAWECANG MEAN OF Thursday, August 22, 1918 They Haven't Heard of “Accessory Before the Fact”! LR THEN WE couLD Tints aN AWAY “FROM THE KID ITS WRONC To STEAL, WE Must NT \. TAne any / ee Bur MayYee iT wour : DBE ALL RIGHT “TO GET Some LITTLE KiD, ) “THAT DIDN'T KNow iT WAS WRONG > Ns TAKe ‘em a 10S wrone te STEAL ~ we MusT NT \ TAKE ANY J) mere 8 Pram Pemiening C8 OY, Sorming wer — —RA- Ae renters — THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY The Worms Must Have All Turned ! 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