The evening world. Newspaper, August 10, 1918, Page 10

COMIC PAGE j Saturday, August 10, 1918 LITTLE MARY MIXUP. weu Y ste Boy iT m HAND wit OnM-4 You ‘ve Been FIGHTING AGAIN and Players By BIDE DUDLEY CORT announces that the Cort Theatre will open its sea- @on Sept 2 with “Fiddlers Three” as the attraction. “Fiddlers @Phree” is an operetta by William C. Puncan and Alexander Johnstone in which Mile. Tavie Belge, a Belgian donna, is featured, Others in cast are Thomas Conkey, Louise y, Josie Intropidi, Echlin Gayer, Henry Leonie, Hai Skelley, Antonio Salerno, J. M. D'Agostini-Rogati and Hasel Kirke. Clifford Brooke staged the dialogue and Car! Randall put on | the numbers. | A GOOD CAST. ‘The cast of Edward Clark's new play, “Not With My Money,” is now complete, It is composed of Lucile Watson, William Morris, Walter Wil- Beverly West, Corbet Morris, William 8. Gill, Lucille Grimth, Wil- Ham Robyns, Kobert Smiley, Minnie Milna Beatrice Ebert and John Wil- | ams, BY WAY OF DIVERSION. The boys are pushing Germans back; they're slamming ‘em, and evry crack is filling ‘em with fear ‘The bacon Uncle Sam's brought home by kicking Fritzie in the dome and ter days are near. Our arms courage are supreme; they've spotied the Kaiser's conquest dream. Ol4 Bill is nearly through, To frankly offer up a pray'r of thanks for His aid over there is what we @ught to do. Perhaps you never stop qi to pray, “It's foolish,” I can hear you say. “Why waste one's time like that?” All right—no matter what , you think, your squeamishness you i ought to sink. Just pin that in your q hat. Perhaps it’s luck that's helped No, The oTMER Boy Wei, How DiD You HURT Your wit me, HE a HAND Then = a 2 4 » Dapyrighy 1918, Press @vollahing Ga (N.Y, Kveaing World ) m ~ aaa T ‘ AINT (T GREAT OUT HERE. WE HAVENT GOT ROY'S Joe! please } IN “THE MOUNTAINS DEAR! HORRIBLE JAZZ BAND HURRY wet THE AWAY FROM “THE OLD “TO KEEP US AWAKE KINDLING wood! J y RACKET IN “Town , an’ yur Here! -——— n our men to win and then to win again, but, just the same, it's true be- tind this luck a power stands which, | Im all fairness, friend, demands a) Pray'r of thanks from you. ANOTHER “SCREAMER.” ®& Wise Dishy, who makes what Ne calls “screen screamers” and in| Brooklyn, too, sends us a rhyme. Add it up, folks—here it is: Did father Hubbant went to the cuitoant | criench a terrible thine, | But when be art. there. | Puitoard “was bate | His good wife had Veen there first 4 GASSED BOYS THEIR GUESTS. i. Fifty American soldiers, all of) fj whom were gassed while in the ¥ trenches of France, will bo tho guests | “The Right Wing Met With Unexpected Resistance!” RM BRINK ERHORE — Joe Is Hurrying, but NOT With the Kindling THE OTHER EG ON THe 4S Tee TH ar Non-essenriaL Inpustries No. 00,000 DID t EVER TELL You How I GOT MY START IN LIFE '? ITS A LONG STORY, BUT --— of the Messrs, Shubert at the matinee ‘Copyright, 1918, Press Pubtianing O%. (N, ¥. evening Wertds « performance of “The Passing Show of - NOBO DY DOES IT { W918" at the Winter Garden Tuesday. er seeing the show they will be u orn i entertained at dinner at the Lambe’ | (Send a Nobody” to Grindstone George) rge Hobart, These soldiers are | ut ready to return to the firing| He receives the ine. ie theater pass the ia OBEYING ORDERS. Press agent promised . A vaudeville agent in the Putnam! to Send Building hired a young Jewish lad as| oMfice boy the other day. His first . duty was to mail some letters, y—. bh back the iron flap that has vie | ‘Mail’ on it and drop the letters in,” Admit | his employer. On | Whe boy sald he would. Two more ii that morning the lad was sent | Palisn y at to mail letters. About noon a| who has an office across the hall oo the vaudeville agent called, He ‘all the letters with him, ‘hat's the matter with you people over here?” he demanded. "Are you 4 | "Why?" asked the other man f \“Bomebody's been dropping your | ail through a hol in my door all orning,” came the reply at i Gossip. | | eree Feton BOR, 1 A. H. Woods will not open “Under | |) tou Cunett, Jeobn Caray Orders” at the Eltinge until the week {L Heriden Coon Hippedreme “ny. -- ter next mete - ss ' Frank Hatch has been engaged for ’ . , eal support in “Forever This Car Didn’t Have Any “Run”! f line Frederick has finished he- : = f % work in the screen version of “Paid in a | Caerlahe 2218, Freee: Puvtoting. Oe (WN. ¥. Bventng rene) pare Rambow, ier wilt end ita wea Se. a SAY YA FATHEAD|___"_ { | i@w York run at the Gaiety Aug. 17. LL BET & = ie perenne reer epee —_ | Of Aug. 25 the New York company sie Rens lors (CANT YOU GO |} SURE! BUT ) Mee AB open at the Tuinote Theatre| Tee DOUGHNUT ANN FASTERL © ' 2 ‘An American Ace," Lincoln J. Car- i MiSs THAT THAN THIS 2 os | HAVE TO PR ter’s melodrama, has been made over ti vaudeville. ‘Taylor Granville and 5 TH ura Pierpont are appearing in it STAY WI Olive Wyndham has joined William hy @oNier's company and is rehearsing in the new farce “Nothing but the Truth,” which will open at Perth Am- 4 boy, Aux. i Geor mann, who acts the role . 4 the man spy in “Hearts of the Nd’ t the 4th Street Atro, pol appear in person on that theatre's to-night, to-morrow and Mon- day. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. ee ‘Yee—Call on @ vaudeville agent t and ask hin Mickey—The Dollys are witb “On Taok” in Chicago. | } “A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | 5 mr the Germans the western the- | t of war is dark. That is, they} Baven't got a show. FOOLISHMENT. firl from Savannan, leant manna “SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK” ra Se ier bom, "In "Newt, Tiad 0 canna patel | ; a “i s THis PROFITERR AND THIS DARK Le aie P 6 Too THIS PROFITERR. You CAN GET your. WHAT Mm E | : le my E AW GETS Ht s 5 T MADE ¥ ou o a Z Go ‘ 5 ‘ USTY « . 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