The evening world. Newspaper, July 31, 1918, Page 16

‘_ ITTL E “MARY MIX and Players By BIDE DUDLEY OR five years, Day, Raymond Hitcheock will star under the guidance of Klaw & Erlanger, Charies Dillingham and F. Ziegfeld jr. Ned Wayburn, th Ziegfeld stage director, will take hold of “Hitchy Koo” after Mr. Hitchcock closes it in two weeks, and prepare ft for a road tour of forty weeks. This announcement is a sequel to that printed in th which said Mr. Hitchcock had deter- mined to close “Hitchy Koo" and end his association with Leon Errol. M Hitehcock will not be the only star to be bandied py this combination of managers. However, what they do in Concert will not affect the enterprises in which each management is en- gaged individually. umn yesterday Pemiiening Co (NY Pieenin 1p" COMIC PAGE L Wednesday, July si, 1918 “yIP, YIP" IN OPEN AIR. ime ene ators: 73, THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Camp Upton at th Ht will be ntury T ni ro the «© if ih. Conklin at if et Nozir! i t t IIL be e Mie perforihace on Saturday, (J weir “sture— Mm DID ‘You CoLLECcT “THAT BILL FROM * BILL DODGER’ A SHREWD DIRECTOR. | Harold Lockwood and James Lack- ting in 4 scene of a film Pals First,” at the Bacon | studio yesterday and Mr.) & Back Lackaye held a frestly-lighted cigar. | cette. called the director. just lighted it," plained the actor | “Throw it down!” . Lackaye reluctantly complied | “up the cigar- | ing away we'll do the scene over again ONE BROTHER'S KICK. | GRINDSTONE GEORGE ME OUT ON tei o) “HE Booted Swe TH! oS SAM HILL DIDNT ‘You Go BACK AN’ “TELL HIM XL INSIST ON Him PAYIN’ IT 2 I DiD' Boss” ~AN' HE KICKED ME FoR A | Copy TIEN, 1918. Preae Publishing Co Jeff Nutt, comedian, was rejected) |. when he was induced to apply for life insurance by an agent recently “You won't have me?" said Jeff to JEFF WANTED PROTECTION. | ! | the doctor. “That's tine, Now give me@ a rejection card.” “You mean a card showing you were rejected?” 9 “Yep.” replied Jeff, “Ll want it as Protection against agents.” ed the doctor FOR MRS. FEIBLEMAN. Luke Should Get the ‘Double Cross” WELL ‘YoU Go RIGHT BACK TO AN’ HE SAID HED Do “WH SAME “TS You t = R -M- BRINWE RHEE — (BD) ey \\\ ‘ for His Kind of Courage! — aaa, ‘ a eee \ | AN’ TELL HIM . | f CANT INTIMIDATE |} Me! 2 BUD ed oui Hs } Only a Fisherman Will Know What He Said! » “NOBODY DOES IT” (Send a Nobody’ te Grindstone George) ‘ He uses the ash tro that his Rf Felbleman, were hel 39th Street this morning. Interment Will take place in Indianapolis. POPULAR MAY IRWIN. May irwin is an ac inber of the American Jersey ( Club und When it atly deci to have Harry the Universal's ‘0 dustria! make a jersey cow filin with a peed to be the st t to hear the scenario read it was vered somebody would have to Miss Irwin's husband in the tlm. lunteers were culled for and every | plot in it she When the cluw) ei present came forward Miss! in wax fussed | ee MiGolly!” she anid, “and 1 thought 1 JOE'S CAR was losing my looks, [never suv! such u flood of busbands before in| ail my life” Frees Publishing Ce tN bvetang Word) (rae RU \ 7 HATLESS HARVEY'S CANE. \ JOE , 1D ADVISE ‘ene NOW wee Yous Morton Harvey, vaudeville singer, You To<- I Oo ME® never wears a hat, The reason is u sy) ALL Y'GSTTA HAVE “To that one tim man hit him over the ee e} 7 head with a club and «mashed bis | Cook 13 JusTA LITTLE new derby. Then and there he decid- INTELLIGENCE , MpEaR! ed to waste no more headgear, Now asad " =! he is carrying a cane, and this is, | r. Harvey went into a department store one afternoon recently. Imme- diately a woman rushed up to him. “These shoes are no good,” she said, thrusting a pair of kicks into bis hand: “i want my money back." “But, la he said, “I'm not the} floorwalker “Yea, you are, you big thing!” she applied ir, Harvey fled and the next day bought 4 cane ay protecting evidence Gossip. | "Oh Lady, Lady” will go on tour! after next week. John Arthur and Dorothy Brenner have been engaged for “Parlor, Bed room and Bath." | Harry Glyn han returned from At- lantic City, where he entertained the Elks. 3) “Maytime’ will move from Hay es He Needed ‘“‘Common Sense” Instead of So Much Intelligence ! EEE HE WANTED COMPANY, \ ———— FoR HEAVEN'S SAKES WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? soe! + if 3 COULD SEE A CAN OF PORK AN’ BEANS! Tsay! 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"Welcome to our mist,” vaid the sentry, And the most serious thing the Colonel did was to laugh.—Stare ‘and Strips KEEPING IN FORM. is a great golf bug, aid Brown "Yes," replied Jones. “He kept his hand in all winter and had practice jevery day.” “But how he winter, when the links asked Brown We walked J Yes — AND A MULE WOULD KNOW ENOUGH TO \TaKe THEM OUT OF , THE CAN Ii! | | | | jen't could practice closed in downtown every morns / Broadhurst to the Lyric next Monday —— SS = psi eee ng, and every 200 yards he would Annie Hughes has been signed up | lup and eet it b’ . f swing an imaginary ball with b | and & b'guess and b'gosh, ‘one of voice as the sexton ap z Bat ani ary ball with bis for “The Blue Pear!,” opening Tue sind po ia Bio Ra 7 a , 4 A ths mentative lady as ergyman atc ania annee Teena ania are one ome of the Day’s Goo Sto Yl es Sigh, Yat tah aeechae| reeked, ont UL mes Sponge | somata Re pos iy Reon yer gir Ta ee aceares| | lets an hour or two, what's the odda?| cf windows a f e | thing youn ndmit. 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