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and Players By BIDE DUDLEY AUDBVILLE, bod durn it, just won't quit pestering the Actors and Authors’ Theatre. Having fost the playiet, “The Best Sellers,” to two-e-day, the organization now ts to lone “Nocturne,” the which Minnie Dupree ts ap fts bill at the Fulton. Mise going tnto vaudeville with wnable to < (ES itt the fact that hot weather sure to come as death and organization has decided to to-morrow night It expects to at the Fulton about Aug. 1 bunch of new playlets for te shoot at s t ces ai | COMEDY 8OON. Harris will launch their | “The Winning of Ma,” at ‘Theatre, Atlantic City, dur of July & The cast in- Sears, Marlon Coakley, erspoon, Lisie Leigh, Gwen- | Rowaline MoCann, Percy | 8, & Wilson, Clift Heckinger, thes, Adrian Morgan, Junmy Lawrence McCarthy. If, papers atl BY WAY OF DIVERSION. | bed Cobb is @ hard working and, oh, he has figured out such ine plan: He'd stop traneportation night in New York and bottle us with a gotobed cork. At just half ten ev'ry wheel would be atilied. Ve'd stay home or walk, just as each of us willed. Say, that's a fine droam, but the man’s in a trance. New York ge iieate but keep singing his gotobed song. | And then if be cares to appear on the screen, he'll capture more money than I've ever seen. LEVY AS A GARDENER. Bort Levy, the cartoonist, planted a garden a« short time ago. A neighbor told him how to do tt “After a while,” bm Nance 9 lle by ust pull 0 weeds.” Last Tuesday Bart decided to do some pulling. As be worked away the neighbor appeared. : “Hey!” yelled the neighbor, “you're pulling up your corn?’ “Golly,” came from Bert, “I didn't know corn grew on sprouts—I thought it grew on stalks.” FRED, HE'S BACK. Fred Di Gregorio, sip born swal- lower, who left the orchestra of the nee eee ea * 4 mers oh ae bay. HE'S IN AGAIN. Lrving Devia, the Brooktyn bumor- tendenci Rath Shepley, jey Hatch, Frorence Enright, ce, Rapley Hotmes and Saxon to ‘William Colker tn Aaron Bi ‘s comedy, “Nothing But Ie” Gossip. comes King will bead her own film company s00n_ “The Passing Show of 1918 will Peo Atantic City, next week at Globe, formerly the Nixon, now @ Shubert house. Raymond Hitchcock intends _ to| stage “Hitchy Koo 1918" in London when {t finishes its New York on gagement. “tne Kiss Burgtar” will move from the George M Cohan Tiatre to tho Eltinge next Monday jes Horwits in writing ‘ogue fer George Me Again” feme, to us Minstrels There wil! be a special performance | @ “The Rainbow Girl” for soldier and sailors at the Gulety Sunday| night, July 7 in Gus Hiti's | ANSWERS To INQUIRIES, Cecll—See Bijou Fernan: New! BF. T.—Haven't beard of the young! woman recently H. A. H.—Coct! Spooner is at the es Theatre, 1494h Street and Mel 3ronx Pitkin—We cannot ive you Mis: Rambeau's age, but if she were a mav #be'd be tn the draft all right A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, A motion picture camera operator vimted the offices of a big film concern yesterday and asked to be mut abroad to photograph “The Fall of Berlin.” FOOLISHMENT. Cc Friday, June 28, 1918 OMIC PAGE LITTLE “MARY MIXUP” a MARY, You MusT WATER YouR PLANTS — THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY amme 25¢ WORTH OF “CASTOR fo’! WoTS “TH BEST WAY “To TAKE IT 609 “TO CAMOULFLAGE TH “TASTE 7 This DESIGN-GSur To SORT ©’ LOOKIT TH! A ROW OF CUTE EXCHEQUET LITTLE, CUPIOS SSSR Wour0 iMPR IT VERA, VERA mucH! TAY BIT Lice He PAPER G Weorsie THINKS MATCH ARR CHECK SUIT! SAYS : AISY DOLLARS AROLD HAREBRAIN Paws 6 nites APES, ATS. CHECKS SUSTAIM / =f . LOVES CHECKS+ 1FNOU DON'T GEWEVE IT PATTERN AN! ) GRow THANKS! Doni MIND IF TX Do! WAY NOT TAKE A pie BE DONE WihiT V THINK ITS VERN You SEE. TT's warcr “Wat maxes THINGS WELL, LOOK aT TWIN BROowN= THERE Y'SEE You've “TAKEN | “TH “OL” AN, “DIDNT KNow rr t ULKITAKEN TH A 7, OIL’ -W’FATHEAD- ol Somenopy 5S Beew WATERING tim “ES WHY (T WAS 1 FoR MY WIFE: ° ° \. I ct Hanging Around in a Wall Paper Store | your ratner fave you wiree, how much DONT You KNow THE DIFFERENCE AND JPEE-NAY- SENSE SAVIOR PAIRE~ HOMER BUYS SY SAMPLE BACKS UP Or VL. PASTE You ONE! ) SATE A BURGLARS ETWEEN™ tS © Swi ater BETWEEN (OMEN 2 JHADNTSEEN] [WALL FAPER-woup IT IN THE “feu SAY AE HAS 7 SENSE MAWS PAPE Te! re DES \C TRATS Gooo! ; Now PASS On» arses] me MSc PERcWwA | <r a as riscue.._) PERSIPLAGE Wo ) wa 4 ei ‘ey. “NOBODY DOES IT” (Send a. Nobody" to Grindstone George) Hes the politician whe fulfills his Campaign promises, * | FATHER’S FAULT. WO girls were discussing the re. cent marriage of a mutual friend. ‘Everything went off splendidly, | didn't it?" said Dora enthusiast y “And didn't dear Rose look perfe sweet?" “Yes, she did,” agreed Flora. “She told me after the ceremony that there was only one drawback.” “What was that?" asked Dora, in- quisttively, 1 ‘ tk Eg fel that her father looked foo cheerful when he gave her away.” —Ciilcago Herald, °° : 2 “THere au <o Kean! aLwars CHANGING YOUR P MAND ttt —— A YOUNG FINANCIER, | PRETTY young schoolmarm who teaches @ first-grade class <p a school of the northwest sec- tion of rhe city is telling a funny story on herself that happened just pefore the close of the term, She had some Visitors on the afternoon in question, and thutght she would show then what a good class she hed. Calling on @ bright little fellow at the rear of the room, she said to him: “Johny, if kave you two cents and your father gave you three cents, how much woule you have “Seven,” promptly replied Jegnny. The teacher blushed painfurg, but thought she would try again a can't have understood me, shun; Now listen, and I will repeat the que: w you have?” Seven,” said Johnny again, with the same promptness. “t am surprised at you, Johnny gaid the teacher | would you have seve “I got two in | Johnny.—Chicago and “ One of ah Vt; 4 PAPER HANGER a of 8 hundred sw. ae possessing exclusive merits, One ane Zor CUNT, PEABODY & 09, tne Maore A ee wromie — wake u