The evening world. Newspaper, June 21, 1918, Page 20

ee ee eee ttnes ~ ae” . ee — +a peti Nrenem a ae COMIC PAGE Friday, June 21, 1918 The Grocer Will Pay the Apology When She Pays The Acceunt! A ThAT STOpID GRocRR SENT ME ose CANNED “TOMATOES INSTEAD oF FRESIP \, SNES =RUN OVER _AND EXCHANGES you 2 —— nthe wiht NO, tHE SAID You \ OWED HIM sixty ) cents AN APoLocyY For tis , ¥ FOoulst MISTAKE and Players By BIDE DUDLEY ROADWAY hears that there |s & possibility of Enrico Caruso’s Going some film acting. The eport says the noted tenor’s servicer in this direction are being sought by tHe Famous Players Company, which fs willing to hand him $300,000 for the Drivilege of making him the hero of several films. ff the negotiations are Brought to a successful conclusion the first Caruso picture probably will be “Pagliacci.” As a tenor Caruso always was picturesque. . SHE MISUNDERSTOOD. James Kirkwood, director for the Prank A. Keeney Pictures Corpors tion, was in Philadelphia a week re- | gently, His hotel room was No. 1108. | Bach morning, about 8 o'clock, telephone would ring and a man’s Foice would ask: “Where's my lemonade?” yirkwod woult disclaim any! THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY : wre ic 1 LITTLE FAMILY Luke “‘Shouldered the Responsibility” ! knowledge of the whereabouts of the fos were mex caty be weg oe) that ho ty end it a = 5 1 this had occurred five morn- AN’ ‘I ONIN ASKED ‘bu - ° YeS-AN I FIND “ DIT DOWN “TILL Md “THERE yeu Go) a IMAGINE WHERE ings in succession he grew @ and sought the telephone girl. "7 , * WE “TALKED over MY THAT WANNA ‘Ov “SIMON LEG! “Who is that man who calls my Cae WL: 2808, Freee erm Ce FLAT Tivening WAR) room each morning?” lo demanded. | P ; 4 The girl smiled. | LAN® FOR VACATION “TRMIN' “TO PUT ME “He's a fellow on ine fifth floor You “Cave MAN’? UNDER Y"THUMB — ( My HEAD WAS WHEN ao“ who comes in full,” she replied. | A DONT You STRIKE \ I CONGENTED “fo MARRY . ‘ “Well, why does he ask me for his ; r) ie ee 7 lemonade?” * Me-v' BRUTE ! . — “Lemonade ?’ said the puzzled girl. . *Oh, I know what's the matter. It's been my favit. I thought he was asking for ‘leven o eight.” AN ORIGINAL ACT. } Alf T. Wilton, vaudeville agent, q@as in his office yesterday when 4 young man entered and said he was & performer from a Penas; town. He wanted to be booked. | “I have an original act,” he sald.) “Everything absolutely new.” “What kind of an act?” asked Mr. | ‘Wilton. | “Well,” came from tho youth, “I/ pen it with an imitation of George M. Cohan.” | SCRANTON KUMOR. EXiward Plottie, our Scranton, Pa. correspondent, writes us to say the plight of the Germans must be pit- ftul. 7 “They must need money bad,” is the way he puts it % ie tee tess | GRINDSTONE GEORGE i | Now He’s Got a “Gusher’? of His Own! Banks of the Olse’ | am Sparks frem the Daily Grind_, tone George’) ‘Send your complaints direct to him, Majestic Th (vend Some im to Grina. | EASILY EXPLAINED. We have tt as absolute truth that Paul Dullzell, stage director of “The Kiss Burglar,” met a malo member of the company named O'Brien on the stage at curtain time the other night and asked him why he was not “made up. “why, I am,” reptied O'Brien. “You are not,” replied the director, O’Brien looked {n a mirror. “That's strange,” he said. “There were eight of us using ene looking glass in the dressing room. 1 must have ‘made ‘ap’ some other fellow's face.” MARY CECIL ILL. Mary Cecil Parker, known on the ptage as Mary Cecil, is ill at Roose- vel, Hospital with typhoid fever, ereught on partially by hard work fm the interest of the Stage Women's | War Relic } The boob who doesn't know "beans* always: ‘Spills them IKEY'S REPLY. Here's a story that is ~oing the| rounds in the Broadway district: While Ikey was with the army in| Fracce the old folks’ store burned. he insurance compan ner: Ro - \ neurance company was ge Horace Richards Cueto Norwalk Conn. meer, us ‘and paid the full ampunt of the licy although the loss was not total. ey's father wrote him the news, in JO Wao} CAR poser | Whew! Look What Joe Got Away With! # month a reply came. “Keep the home fires burning.” NEW WIFE'S SIMPLE RUSE, H bad been married about ar and had taken to spend- iog his evenings downtown GOSSIP. #J. Stuart Bluckton is to make a WELL , “THIS TEST CONVINCES ME MY ENGINE (S OK, AGAINt sav! of Course (mM speEpING! 1 fi'm out of “Getting Together,” Dorothy Dalto New York . | | rothy Dalton says New York is FORTY-FIVE MILES AN HOUR IS IF YOU WERE LATE “TO A LUNCHEON /} with boys. One night hig con- |selence worried him and be thought & 9 o'clock town compared to Los | Angeles “A ‘Tailor-Made Man" reached the 20th performance mark last night, n Crawford wants a vacation, 0 ney Free" will cose at the | Bijou to-morrow night. John T. Murray, of “Maytimo,” is jn Class 1 of the draft, for special | and limited y | DARN GOOD FOR A “FLiy"! alsal, APPOINTMENT WITH “THE. MAYOR — — | ) SPEED “Too ‘ ou You'd SPEED PWOULDNT YATN [ Ou _ eye nt EXCUSE. ME, \\o DIDN'T Bp | an b> ep di he would phone his wife aud get her © come down and meet him and have | dinner with him, So he called ber up. ‘Hello, kid,” he began. “Say, slip on some old clothes and run down |and meet me on the quiet. We'll have + {a good dinner and then we'll get a | machine and go out and smear a | ttle red paint around, “How about Booth Tark the city last night the Booth zo tre and venteen,” by | be delighted to join you, Jack," b | was the repl But why not come | up to the house and get mo? 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