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a “ae aiser! ———r | We, Hope It Will Spell ‘Defeat’ for the Ke Df About Plays| © why. MARY. WHY pony and Players es teeth i) WELL. (T SAYS on Tie v Sse I Tost cave ee WHAT PATRIOTISM ras BiLt- BOARD THAT ouR “ . SPELLER, By BIDE DUDLEY 5 a 1S DO WH spemineG 2 - » SOLDIERS 1H CAMP NERD J F “RM MY SPEL oe HP Actors and Authors’ League Sta Se Be a” any ii ee ee al de te iam a T has Grranged to take the PATRIOTIC . 3 - Me x musical fantasy, “Art's Re- A _ " 3 [ Juvenation,” out of their bill at the 2 Fulton Theatre, on June 24, and will substitute two playlets, lengthening | the entertainment slightly. One of the new sketches is “Marriages Are Made—!" It is a comedy of Yiddish life written by Bess Lipschultz. The other addition is “Jack o’ the Heather,” a story with music, Hilda Spong and Harrison Brockbank will j havo the leading. roles in this one. i ; mL_N Ea ‘The league, by the way, says it is dotmg very well with its playlets. Mra. Hardy, the press representative, even goes fo far as to assert it ex- pects to put another “full” m Fulton gome day, medbe A GOOD STORY GONE WRONG. | it telephone dingled violently last “4 id aed IBZ" Bs deliberate It’s Too Dangerous—He Might Never Wake Up Again t t' } “This,” ead a wee, sma’ voice, “is i 7 - RM = RINK RH OEP for re phd you, Near Acad Mat : ‘what b. y Bainter?” io You rt “Heavens, ne replied. LIL, QUIETNESS AT " : Le AR a od be “it's a cracking 00d story and, one “TH “CLUB =TRAT AWFUL EVERVTHIN' I EveER, DID You EVER nico thing about it, it's absolutely é, J HEARD OF -BUT T SIMPLY Mi oki sew.” BORE “Soe CHATTAH F ; , . TRY “TALKIN “Quick, gtel—stip it us!™ CANTY GET oO SLEEP : “Ob, Mins Bainter was badly wor- ip 4 ¢ 7 =o YOURSELF 2 J Q4 —+— / a “How did she ut she fyund it i." We stunk down in our chair in ab- ject disappointment. ‘The best and theatrical year had gone flunk. Woll, we just had to pull ourself together, so we did. We gave Miss Sullivan «a thousand thanks, but, confidentially, «he didn't deserve more than half a dozen. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Oh, baby, dear, I did not know that life could be #9 sweet before there fel(fupon my ear the patter of your feet. I did not know that God Was xood--I did not even care, but evry day is fair. Ole baby, dear f STONE G evry day Is f 1! GRINDSTONE GEORGE . He Forgot That Water Don't Run Up Hill | “NOBODY DOES IT” until you came into my life, a gift from Him above. No trouble now ‘Send a Nobody" to’ Grindstone George) can dim my view; no cloud can mar my sky. Possessing you, the world is mine, a king of kings am L ‘THE WRONG MAN. Judge Friedlander of the Municipal @ Court is a Friar and gets much relax- ation at theclub. The other night a would-be playwright buttonholed the Judge and unfokied the plot of a play dealing with the injustice of justice. it was a slam for the courts. Judge Friedlander 490k it ail in without rt He slows down his automobile to allow | Pedestrians to cross the strect: “Say,” said the Judge, “who do you think T am?" awe you're Harry Frazee, aren't “No, I'm not,” thundered the Judge. "Tm _ Judge Friedlander of the Muni- cipal Court, and if you ever stage euch o play, Til"— But the playwright was gone. ‘WOOD WANTS PLAYS, ‘Wiliam Wood will end the season the stock company at Keith's rm et rr reer I ee ee ee er dae tne a git ee 3 So eee tt. . Union Hil, N. J, UC. & A. on ~~ 6 and the oreentass, 7 tea. will ‘resume on Labor ywants to produce some now plays in OF’ : * enim Got any? JOE'S CAR Joe Certainly Put One Over on the Cop! qoesir i Itik Proms Publishing Go. (NY. Evening Wortd) ECRET. cae onies id at ‘cast a tse Min pha taken tints HEY You! WHEN Y'SEE A ; ee eines; Socdy oemeles PACK VIEW OF A CoP —yY'WaNTA ' SAY ——woTTa Y' MEAN | Itou tha suneneneot seal aot BY That ? » are Earl Carroll of the aviation j | F (gain, reraind forces has been transferred from a ‘Dexas camp to Mineola, ‘ SToP ~--S€E? ; Reed will continue as Zab- ! e 8 if n fancier, get in “Chu Chin Chow” until a play, | ioe ee ee \Diotod. oe: ett B-6-BUT , T THOUGHT . |the birds, A farmer nai ents The Lights Club, at Freeport, a \T WAS A SIDE VIEW }to him one day : organization, will bold its pk SAW “ “"You iP ! ‘third annua) dinner Sunday evening. ” in aty lone a pigeon! How ret” —, Laura Hamilton has returned. to ‘the cast of “The Rainbow Girl" after | 1 eer @ brief illness, T or ; 1 a talking Florence Morrison is now playing the role of Gussie Pope with Clifton Giawtora in “Fancy Free” at the a. ‘I, Rothapfel will show the Marine Corps birdmen films he made in Florida recently, at the Rivoli next parrc dost they a 3 Washing. | ton Star. *, —_———__ WHAT HE MEANT, machine,* t 6s OU ought to buy a insinuated the ‘week, Roshanara, Oriental dancer, and four of her girl assistants, will go "l wish I cor dense is abroad to dance for the soldiers in| ltamily. cian, (But whats tere Trex Beach’ te to appear at the | farnane ne family amd 1 simply can't jo it. benefit show for the U. 8. Tank Corps I! @t the Astor Sunday evening. F \ ‘A reader wants to know if there js Ra ‘| @ George Wallace or a Waillaco| ) : ath Me. y | Gacrye in the movies, Who can tell ai ty . es im ? “If you've got . n § i “SC N » , > > Y ca Pl ree ir ms A Hes sadelph Kinubor tas Engaged Lam. SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK ' A Little Taste of the Food Show {11 hve to wait til they buld care ty Loule. Emery for “Helen With the i ten." _~eececieneentmemntiremar! tensanmstnamantees! 0s weet REO SE Nae le oe You don’t want a tourin High Hand.” a cg a a = Thom: " ; Yep! ; nt was 5 car; you Sopiee nent bin wens ie) | elec roe L ; a tre BUM You SAaA ree. RRNGRY Ent QUR TWOINCH | ec iene ina se fo the Knights of Columbus huts at SHALL S TED FR SMA ON OF MY LAYER... YPTS & BUNCH OF WO BOOK SHELF » 1 mean. for $10. nearby army camps. Trixie Friganza Prony Srory? SHOW AT ALL CAKE atom 4 EA > BoARDSAT a | Dealer, 4 one of his headliners. L Gor Acute wre Him! THE Show ‘he, t the requst of his father, the| INDIGES Tone THAT DAR? Tou 2 Yass. A: Wi re paral vee Meant | JSN'T THAT cure{ 1m onur REALIN : ? SoG | Church, Baltimore, John Charles [Fees yor-, TASTIN. IT yy rr Cabtantens ~ foe) BY , Thomas of “Maytime,” will sing at, TAOOGAY v uh ust CONTAINERS LOVE LIMERICK: ——* & church benefit in Baltimore Sunday fra vis ebro em * * ge ACHEF TRIED T MAKE io Md < ening, } : A HAM SANOWICA om ~, - . Gor TECHNICALLY A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. 4 3 Fe \, > MIXED UP AS TO THE A dramatic club in Giick, W. Va, . &) b : id J HA any oo oe naio L@ Ss qo} ; NO WICH itten the Hippodrome for per- 4 Bee p 7, v , RAD 2 HE SA0vLD Empicy + mission to put on “Cheer Up" for the benefit of @ church. FOOLISH! 4 v : Tey’ ne OOLISHMENT. oe : i 3 BE was an old ‘oman named White, f (( f ) } Bie fear! burglate at night, 4 C» ry Ys J ee ‘windows ae'd oc y e) g i ¥ ae) Le Be RES ate ta, : / } Meek TALES I We / FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. vi; Pee i f { ms can man who soos hens.” ig , j LS ‘ ; f 4 AS J BvT- Ais wire ar THIS JUNCTION ] e _ FOR EACH FUNCTION CASCO-2i in CLYDE ~2 in, ARROW COLLARS. TAO Onan |