The evening world. Newspaper, June 15, 1918, Page 14

COMIC PAGE | rn June in 1918 i | | ; Ali an xa tha hy Sy | LITTLE “MARY MIXUP” Next Time Mary's Mother Will Serve Tit TAWs Jost 4 ANO “THis 15 For LITTLE WHITE Mma, PLEASE “mary You , MARY Now, MARY, ARS MSTHTYRE 41S COMING FOR DINNER AND You MusT Not ASK FoR WHITE MEAT — “THAT Gos “To COMPANY TN ed “REMEMBER _ C OF. Goopy! Teot G “SOME OF “Tt COMPANY 5S b, WHITE MEAT ! ‘ 3 > and Players By BIDE DUDLEY LBERT SPALDING, the violln- A ist, now @ First Licutenant in the Aviation Section of the United States Army, stationed in Italy, was honored recently by bens @ guest of King Victor Brmanuel at @inner. A letter from Lieut. Spalding tells of 1t Hoe writes that he mt on fhe King’s immediate right and that for two hours the Ruler and he chatted, King Victor using excellent English. At one point in thelr con- varsation the King asked him if be, : had flown yet | “No,” replied Lieut. Spalding, “but T hope to soon.” | “Td suggest.” replied the King, | “tat when you fly over Vienna to’ Dombard it you take your violin) along and play “The Star Spangled Bannor.’” A DRAMATIC LIBRARY. JOE’S CAR RHO 7 Yes—Ha, Ha!—But Wait Till You Get Home, Joe! James Madison, who writes stage material, thinks the theatrical pro- feasion sbould have a dramatic brary ‘m New York. He believes & would be cary to collect old plays, play bills, newspaper notices and criticiams and | -YEAH -- HA HaH! photographs; also that such @ collec- | : * , tion would be of great interest to pos- DIDN ASK FoR ae terity. He bas spoken to several man- WEY Eb, How ABOUT IT- as “THE CAR ‘agers about it and says thay favored FEEL LIKE EIGHTEEN I gust Took ir NOW LISTEN _ “This AFTERNOON ? You KNOW (F I HADN'T MISSED “THAT PUTT, I'D AGGT A “THREE ON THAT Last Hove | ‘the idea. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Since railroad rates have been ad- ! ) vanced my mother’s rather bluo. Sho | eays it’s too expensive now to visit | Unele Lew. She fears she'll have to/ stay in town until the day she ] dies, Whenever mother thinks of It ’ ehe sits right down and sighs It hasn't bothered father much. He says it’s not so bad. It has another angle that at once appealed to dad. “The wind is ii that blows no good,” sald the the other day. “Now all our bun- gry relatives will have to keep away.” IT REALLY HAPPENED. ‘The Bronx Opera House is closed for the summer, but Jake Rosenthal, its manager, keeps the lobby and bis office open, Last, Wednesday a little old woman, who was a rogular patron of the house at tho Wednesday mat- inees, sought Jake out and wanted to buy a ticket. He explained that the theatre was closed, but she wouldn't | f 9 accopt his story. Finally Jake's sense NEPHE WHEN “THEY Gave’ ot humor got the better of him and! { “STUPE "TH ENE he told her she should have a me f De 4 A esr he {01d ei ce’ He unsocked the door, | “TH Doc" ASKED HIM lighted the house and let her in. Then “DEAR AF HE CouLD GEE TH’ LETTERS ~ AN HE ° he found his property man and had | him play the piano and sing “Over There.” The next number Jake fur- nished himself. He recited “Little | Orphant Annie.” As a con¢luding spe- cialty Jake and the property man danced. As the lite old woman came out of the theatre Jake asked her how she liked the show. “Well,” sho said besitetingly, “I'm glad you gave me a pass.” BELL WRITES A SKETCH. L. M. Bell, editor of the Washing- ton Herald; has written an allegorical playlet called “White Coupons,” which Is being produced by Emily ‘Ann Wellman and Jack Morris Henry L Marshall has furnished in- cidental music for {t Mr. Bell used to be an actor. One day his show stranded in Alexandria, Va, and he walked {nto Washington, where he soon became @ prominent citizen, TO ENTERTAIN SOLDIERS. Mrs. H. W. Alden, known to many soldiers as “The Barracks Mother,” bas bought, 300 ror] [oad bo a4 Su H C M A formance of “Getting Together” a Ae be fiewShubert next Wednesday eve re He Can Mow—Accent on the “Can”! WANTED ANOTHER FILM. oieg and will take the members of WANTED ANOTHER FILM. Tine 42a ‘Service Company, Engineer | Corps, stationed at Jersey City, to the Gnome ‘Mrs, Aldon is the wife of Col. 4 Alien, Ordnance Corps, and has two! a railway carriage say thatif Sparks frem the. Da: Grind. 2 peered Seca oerer eee (3 cated again, and having a husband (send Some into Grind“tone George) addicted to alcoholism, and alse gops with the troops tn France, GossiP. “4 ; : ( |plenty of money, she thought of ex- Mabel Withee, of “Sinbad,” has The man i ‘ rimenting. ‘The ein signed a long term contract with the as sh es rg shicks e's a t nad a iter ta Winter Garden management. Pr a tack often prator whom she engaged wae got ‘A cigar has been named after Wal- has a head like a pin kept waiting long for an opportunity ter Hawley, song writer and vuude- Gian | of filming the crrant husband, aud im ville actor. He smoked one yesterday lthe presence of relatives the ‘and got home all right. ie atives sumdect Rhea Martin, who played the title as privileged tu behold h rein “The Brat” in, Canada, 1s| | Rev eSr pai aha) Rear Playing it this week at Toller’s Shu- | throughout, and gravely left the Bar Theatre, Brooklyn. | room, which the others thought a | good sign. 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