The evening world. Newspaper, June 8, 1918, Page 14

COMIC PAGE Saturday, June 8, 1918 Ie It He Means Where She TRIES ‘to Keep Them! AaGazine de thace A); gE, ARE md | bout Plays| land Players | aE= Su an oe ee, I Dwr asx ror | { f SHOULD NT asK ANYTHING “TS eAT— ANYTHING “TS bids, BORGE TALLIS, senior manag- a ing director of J. C, Willlam- hited, of Australia, Who , i finding an appall- , according to New Yo earth of good pla bie way of thinking. “Australia bas to look to New York | and London for its plays,” he said, “and we always, got the cream from eact city. I am here to get some now, but, while I have seen numerous Broadway productions, only three or four wiil do for Australia, Our peo- pie ary used to the best and the other kinds we We have no wuc ; to speak of in our country to re New York a month ‘erhaps, 1 le 1 will have found ~ ys to fill out Our season.” Tallis has engaged Adame and Mawruss Waters to play the Abe roles In “Business Bat : and to appear in “The | Loving” in Alstrali PLUNKETT ISN'T DEAD. | | Joe. Piunkett, well-known in theat- Neal circles at present identified with the Kle Komedy Film con- corn, which » demy JOE’S CAR Serta, SAY Joe =.ARTER PLaWN' | “THIRTY SIX HOLES , WE'RE LUCKY | WE DON'T HAFTA Walk Home ! { Praee Powaning Cn aan co ey, = alee | THE FELLAH SAID IT WAS 2d sur Tere HAT /{ J LET ME Ly] (TNT, MY SON, GARAGE GUY A ean Ua | FIXED! SAID I'D NEVER } ;) TALK “To MIM Ta | SEN o Ne tures, lated’ report that he rumor said Joo had ki “[ don't know how t marted,” he sald to us jast night but it is absurd. Now, have a chair and I'll hf how good these Vic- tor Moor ms are. Say, would you believe it, they are the biggest draw- | ing card thht ever—" At that point we decided he wasn't dead and left. 1 WHAT'S THE MATTER With (T, doe? r , SAID IT ay \ Joe — Lt (PAPA ~ WHATS STARTED. OFF pid ae ena “4 t HAVE ANY MORE. “TROUBLE. THING OR “Tus — | Nope 8 TELL Him! | \star? | 7 FING , THIS | 5 ' MORNING "! Te STARTING (Tit ee | | BeLieve ME! | GAS MASK. BOBBIE WRITES A LETTER. Robert Anstett, formerly a stage band known as Bobbie Props, now in the hospital service in France, writes us to say that some of the boys over comedy nd made a t with) it, § . some of direct from th» trenches, were ma up as chorus girls, and Bobby writes they wete great. Besides thia, i ne declares the boys want real atage entertainers and real plays over i there. ! ‘Send us George M. Cohan, writes. “We gotta have him, United Booking Offices have no be} ter time to offer than the Y. M. C. A | huts. Sherman was wrong. War is! President. Mr, Sherry will distrib- ute, also, all the Frank Keegan films. ' just what you make it.” g “SHERRY EXTENDS SERVICE, .| | Viiliam L. Sherry, who has formed . Ds —————— | a Bim distributing company known aa ly STOP \N AN’ FATA J “THERES TH’ BiG OR YESSA! = ae ; the William L. Sherry Service, has | LL "MRS. Gook” dS ar 2 & '¢ Sis | SA! BILL= ATS a mae od With Theodore C. Deitrich | M 3 ee : / j Sree nerall ibe Doris ‘Keayon 7o SEND HER THAT BIG STE TBRIN Nt CAOY WHILE 2 A HARD -WORKIN’ You SAID) Tt WIGH THAD, | pictures. ‘These films are made by| HUSBAND For MY FATHEAD Does )]* His, WIFE DRUDGES — HE. - You've . f A COUPLE O° MORE ) Miss Kenyon's own company, the De | JES COLLECTS. AINT WORKED A LICK SINCE % WIG ot IT LUKE E luxe, of which Mr. Dietrich ts the K FOR HIS “TH COUNTY WENT, oe ng (ONS r LIKE HER? S —“—. —L_ DEMOCRATIC : BY WAY OF DIVERSION. You never see ‘em nowadays—the boys with home-cut hair, — 'Twas ent thirty years ago; we sew “orn ev'rywhere. In those old days the i barber shops were meant for just the | men. To have a barber work op boys was hardly thought of then. You recollect how father used to sit you on a stool, an apron hangin’ from your neck, ma’s scissors as the tool! Remember how, upon your head, he placed the sugar bowl, while round | he edges, snip by snip, the scissors deftly stole? In thirty years, It seems to me, this world has changed heap. To-day, if dad cut Willie's hair they'd set him down a p.| Mit could 1 go back In the years a stool I'd gladly take an’ let dad use the bow! an’ all Just once for ld { times’ sake, OBSERVATIONS. ia) mcTANT Ai an vf ey rate tne tarer ine tan: | GRINDSTONE GEORGE _ It Acted Like the Jock of Clita?’ | weuwecuntue, om mn oa F. L. FOOTE of the torpe- NOBODY DOES : IT” bade doed schooner Margaret B. (Sena a Nobody’ to Grindstone George) i} reas Publishing Co, WN. ¥. Bvening World) Naturally, the best sort of a cellar Oh %, reetan Boris. to seek when the submarines attack Rouse said on his return to New York: us_is a sub-cellar, The piane men, in session here re- aN especially cocky | “ at. live on a street called Kaiser : 7 Avenue and I'm going to have that name changed. The Kaiser is going to hear some plain truths about him- self before this war of his is over, He's going to feel wors baldheaded a ee ‘This chap sat in a_fashi at i ion shop with his Ittle Hite having a mar. ir nny Kauff, k hatter of the Giants, Is golng to France as a sol-|/, filer. However, it is Billy Hohenzol- tern who is scheduled to make tho ¢olg home run . Grandpa Nobod who \ i tothe ae “Just to take the kids * De adssip. Wilitam Suiliv rician at the Winter Garden, has joined the navy. 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