The evening world. Newspaper, May 23, 1918, Page 22

® COMIC PAGE Thursday, May 23 LITTLE “MARY MIXUP” a Ge = == M4 ie Y see. we pp NT Have ( ( * CHANCE “To “Do ANYTHING ~~. ABOUT TO ai ial “THAT 'S “Twit RRown . He's MAD ‘cause WS Wew ~BaBy SISTER IS Nr 4 or ; ee CAUSE “Te aBY came WHILE We was jy Sc¢Hoo ) J w and Players | | By BIDE DUDLEY TLL ROGERS was collecting funds for the Red Cross at the “Midnight Frolics,” on the New Amsterdam Root, early yester- day morning, when a tan said he'd give $1,000 if five others would. F. Yiegteld jr. quickly took the rubber off his roll and parted with @ thou- sand. Then BillleBurke (Mrs, Zieg- feld) gave the family another like setback. The rest did not seem to be forthcoming. However, Mr. Rogers i spied John MoCormack in the audi- a ence and dared him to sing. Mr. MoCormack sald he would if some- a body would give $5,000 to the Red : Cross. With a burning desire to have a tenor in his employ for five minutes, Mr, Ziegfeld came across with a check for the amount and 2 John MoCormack did a “Mother Macree” and another ditty in ia bo) pal an audience applauded iia ai seal With 0. All were pleased. TR M- BRiINKERHORR —s | pouuva ar Tie onove. | JOE'S CAR y It’s a Good Idea, Joe; GO TO It! ny last night with t Sn noi tancane On) ‘Of thoir twist- | | S770 1916 Pree Peetening Co (H. ¥. Evening Work.) ers is called “The Bing Girls | Broadway.” {BY WAY OF DIVERSION. He tried to lose a worthless pup, but ev'ry time the dog turned up. The fellow's tend Sergi | vr ine him take its . an tien on nt He advertised | the dog as “Found.” The “ad” cost sixty cents, that’s all, “Twas very brief and very emall. The owner merely had to see the dog and claim his property. A man came for the pup next day. (Good advertising’s sure to pay.) “DAVID'S ADVENTURE.” Cohan & Harris announce that “David's Adventure,” a play by A. b. Thomas, is now in rehearsal and will be launched in Atlantic City Monday, June 3 The cast includes Donald Gallaher, David Higgins, Ben John- eon, Donald Meek, Frank Erbin, | 4 Frank Kilday, Joseph B. Miners, ; Meyer Behrensen, Madeline Delmar, Marion Coakley and Lucile La Verne. ; HE HAD TO LAUGH. Fatty Arbuckle received an inter- esting letter from a@ filin exhibitor re- cently. It read: “Dear Mr, Arbunckle, ‘ ‘ TPP we ow “Just now in mino teater is playink THE BIG LITT LE FAMILY @ foist class number von fancy par- tloular picture from a hotel scenery a Bell . I vant I shall tell you, | Mr, Arbunckle, dot’s de finest in de BLANCHE, TGCTTA Have. “Thee car | TODAY, “THERE's A LovTaA PECPLE I HaFTA SEES _— pre L CAN'T GET ALONG WITHOUT “THE CAR JoE! I'VE GoT A HUNDRED “THINGS “To DO AND 1 PROMISED BEE BIRDSALL VD “TAKE HER FOR A RIDEL Goon NIGHT! 'M TIRED OF THIS BUSINESS “i! — —— BE SEATED IN 7H’ GotD, CHAIR" NOW “THAT You'Re —_ GIVE ME ALL TLL Do THAT R yolld pleture. ‘Never in mine life be: ALL “loGGED OUT IN : thee ore In efoe i di atime place and 1 a ePRING ourrrt-Yousttia } 7 Dent JM RECT oF ir CANT You ASSUME ‘ ceteapa | Duy mineseit &° tickets 90 1 fe ae eet yena aeeeD Me A LILY MoRE PLEASIN’ eure CAN TILL I SHED shoulda't lat if T don't pay. Tess | 5 * ak ee. Aa Bidens bind OF DES WAIT A THESE HERE ' LAgT “ime. ¢ UNTENANCE MINUTE “PROF ¢ next picture and if yurn next vun is funny like de last vun I'll be rich like | oreosote. Your friend, Joo Latinsky.” miss! HERNE CO-STARS. Crysta) and Julia Herne wi!! play together next season in vaudeville under the management of LE. A. Weil, They will appear in “tls Godmother,” | @ one-act play by Harriet Ford, adapted from a short story by Yrances W. Sullivan, “CHEER UP” AGAIN TO-NIGHT. Gov. Whitman will deliver an ad- dress after the second act of “Cheer Up,” which will be given at the Hip- podrome to-night for the Red Cross. Fred Stone, Raymond Hitche Doyle & Dixon, Will Rogers, | Cantor, Leon Errol, Ahnette Keller- | mann and Helen Stanley have beeu added to the cast. TO CHANGE THEATRES. When the new edition of “The Fol- jive” is ready it will go into the New Amsterdain Theatre, “The Rainbow Girl” will move to the Liberty and | “Going Up” will go into the Cohan | @ Harris, “A Tailor-Made Man,” now in the Cohan & Harris, will like- ‘7 go on tour, Gossip. Walter Sanford leaves to-day ahead of Sergt. Empey and Rose Stahl in ‘Pack Up Your Troubles.” aig NEW SHOES"! eS ow Extra! Big Film Exposure! | — inronmev, anvway, | WO army officers, while balloon- 1 ing, lost track of their where- | “NOBODY DOES IT” |, te:"unatarts Ee ‘ver which part of the country they (Sena a Nobody" to Grindstone George) we NS ) Passing, saw a rustic at some ng in the flelds, and fed. When nearly ane pums around night and does m calle: cS m called out: Good wae ae “Hi, there, Johnny, can you tell me ay, where we are?” The rustic merely gazed up in much umazement, ‘Thinking he had not d, one of the officers again ted out, louder than ever: Where are we?" Just a t came the answer, om Crifted pags “Why, y® be in a balloon, bean't you?” What the officers heard this ts not recorded tate ton Daily News, Ernest Truex t# to act in films for the Famous Players-Lasky Corpora- | tion, ‘The New Brighton Theatre is to bs! used to-morrow afternoon and evening for Red Cross benefits. Clifton Crawford is having bis yacht put In readinoss for the summer, it heeds a new rear seat and an our. “A Pair of Petticoats” will finish at the Bijou Theatre Saturday and go to Chicago for a summer run. | Marguerite Clark will appear in per- fon at the Strand's Red Cross benefit Saturday morning. Hugh Herbert has written a playlet called “Thought” which will be seen tn vaudeville under A.f. T. 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